#just park like a normal person???

[ajarofpickledtears]

"parking in a manner that would make it possible for pedestrians to walk on the sidewalk? you know, the thing made for pedestrians? naaah they can just use the other side of the road, or walk on the street, there are hardly ever any cars driving down it anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️😊"

I swear to God, some people see the bar lying on the ground, pull out a shovel, and decide to dig a tunnel

like, the sidewalk situation is awful anyway, this hedge is almost never trimmed so if you decide to walk past it you gotta be prepared to get a face full of nature, plus cars parking too far pn the (already narrow) sidewalk anyway

the parking thing is the same thing on the other side, but no hedge

to make up for it, the sidewalk doesn't go all the way through, there's a random tree a couple hundred meters down

also, people putting out their trashcans? yeah, just walk on the road

hardly any cars and it's a 30 km/h zone anyway (I think)

amazing for sure

needless to say, none of the sidewalks arpund here are particularly accessible (yes that pole needs to be in the middle of the way, we planned that when we remade everything here)

#but that car threw me #most people aim to park away from hedges #even if there's no one on the passenger side #but this person was like 'into the shrubs we go!' #parking sure isn't for everyone #*insert side eye to that one neighbour who always stands kinda diagonally* #also the woman who ALWAYS get issues with my dad cause she for some reason parks super close to the left line/side of the parking space??? #so if my dad parks next to her that's his right obviously #and cause he's a petty asshole who also loves to point people's mistakes out and be a pain about it #he does stand basic as close as is reasonable #most of the time that leads to the woman having trouble getting into her car #i dont understand why it keeps happening though #just park like a normal person??? #and she knows that even if she asks him to move the car he wont #so #🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ #tbh im the kinda bitch who actually thinks it's funny #but also the audacity? #cylas speaks

[comics-centalx]

Ok. I just need to take a moment and say I absolutely love how Wally's reactions while dodging an alien hurtling towards him out of his 𝘞𝘐𝘍𝘌'𝘚 mouth are normal, but then his finishing expression and pose is like a Greek statue.

His face just goes from pure shock to ✨𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤✨.

Honestly, it gives me "I want you to draw me like one of your French girls" vibes.

Don't even get me started on Dick's reaction, lmao.

#Wally West #dc comics #dc universe #the flash #linda park #dick grayson #nightwing #Dick's instincts are wild #like wally had superspeed so its not that shocking he dodged so easily but Dick? #Dick is literally a normal person who probably doesn't even know whats coming at him and was just like #“I need to stab stab with my electric stick” #He literally has the definition of surprised pikachu face XD #birdflash #Wally realizing when he dodged he left Dick wide open and in the crossfire and having nothing but pure fear and regret on his face is just #AHHHHHGHGHGGG #i love them your honor #their relationship is everything to me #Feel bad for linda #I hate puking in general but having an actual LIVING thing come out of ur mouth is just EHGHUGHUGHU

[potatobugz]

yeah we turned your boyfriend into shadow the hedgehog. sorry

#south park #sp #given. how sp fandom is i am terrified 2 post this actchually #trans flag was there at first due to spite bc there was this one person that just said 'damien is cis' in a post & i thought it was funyn #but then i was like 'wait no him being trans fits him quite well actually' #so here we are #i am. projecting. a little bit. but thats fine #also i just wanted tk draw him wearing something cool & it turned into this #sorry if this is cringe except im NOT sorry bc I LOVE BEING CRINGE!!! #damien thorn #pip pirrip #pip pirrup #sp dip #dip #also one of these accessories is not like the other (smiles) #pip gave him . the little bracelet methinks #this is so funny to me bc 1 OBVIOUSLY he is going to be the most emo little shit teen evar #but then. he goes outside to hang out with his best friend pip who is Normal #potatart

[yourlocaldisneyvillain]

uh, ladies? i don't feel ready to turn 27

#personal #i currently have 68 euros on my bank account bc two of my pays have been late again #upside: my rent is payed! downside: i am not sure i can currently afford breakfast ajkfdshg #and i got humiliated in an auto body shop and spilled stale mozzarella water all over myself #and got yelled at by random guys to not park literally right in front of my building #and work has been shit #and uni as well #and this is just not how i imagined my 27th birthday lol #to be fair it is tomorrow not today #but still #anyway i wanted to scream into the void #i am overworked and tired and i have been ill for over a week #and i feel like everyone is mad at me and i am continuing to make Wrong choices aaskjfdsg #i hope it is Just A Feeling #and not actual reality #adsjfhghjgfdh #anygay i have emerged to be Sad Emo uwu and now i return to my regularly scheduled suffering #pls someone tell me it's normal for your late 20's to feel like this askfjdshjgdfhjd and i can still have nice things

[torchickentacos]

winter depression is here and I am ANNOYED about it

#not really a vent in tags. just bitching about it lmao #i am a creative extrovert who suddenly does not want to create or talk to people! #but i have been through this more than enough times to know that i need to start doing those things MORE #as to not get dragged into the depression spiral #and like for a lot of people it's just 'get outside more' #but my disabled ass isn't easily able to do that so it's just 'text more. discord more. draw more. read more. inside things more.' #which does work for me but is harder in some ways #i do not miss high school but at least it got me out of the house some #at least I do enjoy christmastime. i like the lights and the vibes and the winter flavors and scents of things #so i have that in the next few weeks to lean into #like idk. i know how to deal with this. i do it every year. it's more annoying than anything at this point #like. oh okay. life feels like a cloudy grey parking lot. again. it'll go away eventually. #and until then i just need to be a Normal Person About Everything if i feel like it or not #hate that feeling of going through the motions. everything is just emotional grey static

[rascheln]

Maybe my favorite part about Cheongryeo as a part-time antagonist is that he clearly genuinely likes Park Moondae/Ryu Gunwoo outside of his general obsession with him as someone who knows what he's been going through. It's interesting to have a character who does messed up shit not because he hates the main character or wants to see him fail, but because he wants to challenge him to do better. Except he's also got his brain thoroughly scrambled by regressing who knows how many times and so his 'help' comes with a huge chance of coming closer to sabotage.

#debut or die spoilers #finally reached THAT chapter and him meticulously trying to plan park moondae's next attempt at an idol career is SO funny #also him being unable to NOT play some kind of mindgame whenever he contacts Moondae?? literally incapable of being normal lol #anyways i love this take on a rival/antagonist who's more dangerous because he actually cares for the MC #another thought: it's kind of fitting that Moondae's biggest pain in the ass isn't someone who just cares about money or using him #but someone who- ironically - cares about him as a person #someone as isolated and lonely as ryu gunwoo would be hit much harder emotionally by that kind of adversary imho #just looking at his intense reaction every time cheongryeo simply contacts him truly feels like a mix of #'what the hell kind of mindgame will this asshole play next' #but ALSO 'oh god someone who is emotionally invested and strongly interested in me as a person is paying attention to me' #oh the humiliation and discomfort of suddenly holding that kind of intense attention from someone #meta

[methinmycoffee]

It’s always “I love hearing about other people’s interests. You can talk to me about anything.”

But the second that someone goes in to a reasonable amount detail about this random crack ship that was actually canonized in South Park, suddenly you have to go.

(/j)

#south park #sp creek #sorry I just saw one of those TikToks about how much they like hearing about people’s interests #but I have had people say this to me and then realize they had an exception #also I promise I can be normal sometimes #this is mostly a joke I’ve never scared anyone except one person away with my nonsense

[heybobbygirl]

I’ll experience the most sane person with a normal life thing ever and think “oh hey I wonder what South Park characters this would happen to”

#the girl i like called me pretty yesterday #and i got sad because i know she doesn’t like girls so she’s just being nice #but instead of coping with it like a NORMAL person #i started thinking shit like #Hmm Wendy and who??? Or maybe not Wendy what do I ship again?? Hm……… #i am mentally ill #south park #please laugh

[goodbye-susan]

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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I'm fine now at least just the last 12 hours it's aaaaaaaaaaa #I get anxious screaming into a pillow I think the neighbours would still hear it if I completely went for it #the best opportunity would be middle of nowhere half way between my house and hometown where I'd park the car and just scream scream scream #but that's not very convenient #I'm fine in this exact moment but it's just the same underlying troubles that rear up every so often #sometimes you have to let it out but there is immense anxiety about being *too* negative *too* difficult #because no one wants to be around that all the time #guess if I get something vented like this to tumblr it acts as some exhaust for thoughts and then I can get back to functioning normally #less of a negative person on the outset while releasing the negative feelings that smother me #everyone needs a void for shouting into

[doctorwhoisadhd]

the one thing that is saving me in the "desperately needs to do an assignment that i cannot care about" department is the fact that i made an arrangement of this piece once. cause im not gonna lie if i had to sit here and analyze alto clef it would ALLLLLLL be over

#i can read alto clef if im actively playing it but sadly analysis is Not That #fuck alto clef and while im at it also fuck all of the other ones like tenor clef etc that are just alto clef but bad at parking. shut the #HELL UP and learn to read ledger lines like a NORMAL PERSON (<- not normal. what flute players do is Not Normal In The Slightest) #(fun fact. flute players read ledger lines so much that by my freshman year of college as a music major i could read a high D (not that #one. an octave Up from the one above the staff.) on sight without having to count ledger lines Despite Never Having Seen That #Note In Practice Before. also Nobody Else really does that as much as flute players because even violinists dont have to compete with the #entire rest of the ensemble being 8 billion other instruments on 8 billion different parts WHILE ALSO BEING THE ONLY INSTRUMENT FOR WHOM #DYNAMICS ARE ACTIVELY REALLY HARD NO MATTER WHAT REGISTER YOURE IN. so because of Flute Gravity (high note = loud. low note = soft) #composers write flutes to be Higher so that they will be Actually Heard and basically thats how you learn to read ledger lines. by counting #ledger lines until you no longer have to count ledger lines. So basically skill issue alto and tenor clef and all the other stupid clefs #like that shut Up and Get Literate Idiot. anyway im procrastinating.) #ari opinion hour #also im sorry violists. its not you its the system.

[romanceforransom]

Why is making friends as an adult so hard 😫

#some people from work invited me to hang out with them bc theyre going to the cinema tomorrow and to a theme park after pay day #and like i said yes to these spontaneous plans bc this is the first time in 4 years im being invited out by work people #but then i get home and they havent added me to the gc to give details so now im panicked because i dont wanna pester them yknow?? #and like logically they want me there because they didnt invite everyone so theres literally no obligation on their part... #but i dont wanna be annoying and seem like im like demanding to go with them ughhh #why cant my parents just organise all my outings with friends like they used to it was so much easier that way #personal #im considering waiting a couple days to follow up about it bc maybe they just forgot??? #or even until i see them again on Tuesday #but then will they think im not interested??? #idkidk but i do know that this is kinda maybe a sign i should think more about getting that social anxiety diagnosis #because i dont think this level of overthinking is normal.. or at least it shouldnt be #if you read this far ily and im sorry jsjdkdj but yeah fr props to you for putting up with this spiral into madness and hope youre good <3

[perilegs]

ok but has a man ever told you you have a dainty rook piercing area? i don't think so 😌

#you can't go around calling parts of me dainty even if it's in the most casual professional sense i'll blush #well dainty is the best translation for the word he used (siro) bc dainty doesnt really feel the same as siro even tho they mean the same t #hing #anyways i got my rook piercing today! it went well and besides being hot the piercer was so nice and professional and i really liked #the piercing shop and will get all my future piercings done there as well #it was a very nice safe feeling enironment. safe as in. i wasnt stressed about myself bc the piercer had a pride sticker on a bottle #also like all piercers explain what theyre doing as theyre doing the stuff but he was doing it extra well #also jfc i can never again get a rook piercing bc the experience of laying down facing an extremely attractive man #while he leans over you to penetrate your skin is. well. you can guess how i felt about it #also my bestie got some lobe piercings and they look very cute on her! #and she got some kind of a discount thing for bringing a new person to the shop #leevi talks #im sorry to everyone who has ever worked anywhere where they had to lean over me i cant help getting a mild crush #though i used to work as an amusement park ride operator so ive been on the both sides of this and idc i was just doing my job #and its normal to get a little crush on someone even if theyre just doing their job as long as you dont say anything about it

[bumpscosity]

too scared to go off anon but we are mutuals and i love seeing your posts about the disney rides and such. its like peeking in a window to something i know nothing about but enjoy seeing on my dash regardless

HAI MYSTERY MUTUAL!! glad ya like it! disney parks are a hyperfixation so it's always fun to post about for me :)

#i always forget disney parks fan hypocrisy isn't something everyone's aware of it's just rly funny to me #also pro tip if you ever see disney parks fans other than me saying a new expansion will ruin the park it won't i prommy #these ppl hate anything new until they actually see it and then it's the greatest thing since sliced bread #and they will never aknowledge they were ever wrong <3 #hoping to go to more theme parks next year! would love to go to californias great america again #since it's the closest thing i have to a home town park and it's closing down soon #REALLY wanna go to knotts berry too ghostrider looks like the most perfect coaster ever #would love to go to disneyland again too obv but that's WAY more expensive #like gas to get there alone is insane #i really should post some disney parks tips #i feel like a lot of the super disney parks fans that go there every day take some knowledge for granted #and then some things like if you need genie+ or not are complex answers they they usually just answer with a simple yes or no #anyways number 1 tip of the day is to get walking shoes. doesn't need to be super fancy just some good ol walking shoes #sketchers are my personal fav #DO NOT GO TO ANY DISNEY PARK WITHOUT WALKING SHOES #you will think since you go on walks in your normal sneakers you'll be fine but you won't be i promise 💀 #^ can you tell i'm very normal about theme parks by this tag wall. #sassy speaks #asks #anon

[cyncerity]

sorry for dip in content!

lots has been happening recently and most of it has to do with it being near the end of my senior year. i’ll still be busy for a little while longer but I have 2 stories in the works that are mostly done!

so as kind of an apology for a lack of content, here’s two really vague snippets from my wips:

This one is for the Home Home au (Person this is the thing i’m writing for your ask i didn’t forget lol)

and this one is for the Store Shifter AU-

#also dsmp has been on a minor downslope hyperfixation wise cause of south park #still invested in it but i need to give it a minute so i can stop consuming only south park content #i need to let the obsession simmer down so i can enjoy it like a normal person lmao #also i’m just really fuckin tired #idk why i just am lol #anyway dsmp content is still being made i’m not dead and still very involved in the mcyt g/t community #especially with qsmp now which i need to catch up on #and now slutsmp like hello?? #we’re getting mc content again i’m literally so happy #cyncerity #mcyt gt

[itspileofgoodthings]

there is a point at which using your persona to make money simply invalidates any sincerity you try to put into it.

#you can’t be selling your charm and be like ‘the charm IS still real’ #it’s fake at that point #this is about elyse myers #and when I say ‘can’t’ I mean can’t do it and have any integrity anymore #you CAN do it and succeed. lots of people do. #would she be charming if she wasn’t using her powers for evil? maybe. who’s to say #but she IS #and not even exciting evil. just the most sickeningly self-serving bullshit you’ve ever seen #that she insists on packaging as authenticity #anyone ANYONE with that kind of endorsement from brandings is. at root. a business person #and the more real person they try to package themselves as normal and authentic the more cynical it is #anyway …… I. ……. hate elyse so much #She can meet me in the back parking lot #she is the anti-taylor swift #she has NOTHING to offer the world but people are obsessed with her #she gets every pass in the book #while taylor showed up with her genius and her gifts and her real overflowing talent #and ALSO decided to be a straightforward capitalist about selling things because it is also part of her job #and the people want to consign her to one of the circles of hell for that #they don’t even see that elyse is doing that #actually will for real not be taking comments at this time

[applebunch]

i just really love the trope where this very “joyful and bright and flashy” place is considered a place of great conflict. like wonderland in greater boston. it’s this big, beautiful theme park which is mainly associated in gb as, like, a place to escape to in the event of a tragedy.

what with nica taking leon there to help him “cope with his breakup,” or charlotte going there to take her mind of off her lack of direction, or the evicted residents of red line heading there for refuge after they’re torn out of their homes, and less notably, phil needing to use wonderland as a bargaining chip to get himself out of jail...

the place is typically associated with disaster and grief as well, since it’s leon’s death place, after all, and the history of tragedies it’s had (the burning robots...) just failure after failure after failure. it was renovated after leon’s death, and even AFTER that, the whole place becomes completely abandoned, once oliver, the current owner, “dies” after his wife divorces him.

wonderland’s place in the story is defined by escapism, grief, and disaster, and most of the time, when you go to wonderland, you don’t get what you’re looking for (nica took leon there to cheer him up, but he actually got so distressed that he died, charlotte went there and rode all of the rides and it didn’t do anything for her, and who knows what it might become for the new residents...)

with all of this in mind, it begs the question: what exactly does it mean, that ethan wants wonderland back so badly...?

#greater boston #greater boston spoilers #i yell into the abyss #love the way that wonderland puts a sour taste in your mouth over the course of the story #like. firstly. leon died there. oh no! #but. uh. it's not like he died because the roller coaster crashed or anything. he died because he was scared he only *might* die on it #and then you get charlotte trying to escape there. but still. not much of anything #then we see mallory get fired from there and it's like. huh. #then we find out that emily and ethan own it The Kind Of Person Ethan Is and it's like ''Oh?'' #and then hear about the fires. and the degrading of emily and ethan's marriage and then oliver loses his family #and then wonderland is just dead. in an instant it's drained of all it's horrible energy moments before it was supposed to make a comeback #so many bad things in the story are associated with it that it makes one wonder if it ever really brought joy to anyone #and the evicted red liners flock there because it's a large mass of unowned property and yet there is still a sense of danger in it #like. ethan is dying to have it back. and if he does he'll eagerly raise it from the dead and watch as it bites at their ankles. #it's... really something. #wonderland is not a normal theme park. #in episode 1 it sure may LOOK like it is. but it isn't. and it's not even abnormal in a supernatural way. #the story doesn't go through special aches or pains to emphasize all of the misery it's seeped in #the characters don't have anything interesting to say about it (except ethan. obvs) #but you can still see it... #hopefully all of these tags stay on this post. one too many times i added too many and a bunch got deleted