#just testing the waters at this moment

[lilacwriter07]

Eden maybe have been a long time ago, but Adam knows that it didn't went like this at all .

He feels like laughing but honestly he is kinda creeped out, Eve still being her cute self . Holds his arm in a death grip, following him everywhere even when he has to do his business .

Lilith who Adam sometimes think she got dropped on her head, when she got made and placed in Eden . Stares at his stomach a lot, saying how good he will look with a child (like wtf ?) For some reason she starts to hump him as if she was a male in rut .

Then Lucifer that little fucker started to sniff and bite him every chance he gets, he started to get intrested in Adam's ass a lot . When some of the angels starts to ask quistions, Lucifer just shuts them up with one look .

Adam doesn't know what is going on, sure he loves to be worshipped but he has a feeling he needs to run .

And fast .

#applecore #yandere lilith #yandere lucifer #yandere eve #just testing the waters at this moment #Adam back in time #Lilith takes the male role in this relationship #so later dick girl Lilith ? 🤔

[dirtytransmasc]

concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:

when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?

they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.

Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.

Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)

Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)

anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.

Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.

and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.

Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.

maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.

maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.

Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.

Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.

a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.

idk man. it would be interesting.

#listen #I love them both so much #I just wanna give them both kisses on the head and a warm blanket and some peace and fucking quiet #Tuk too. my baby girl. oml #and I love putting them in Situations that test all of the patience and sanity that remains with them #its Fun ☺️ #(for me at least) #(they probably wouldn't agree) #forget about kiri for a moment. I love her. but I need her to play with her fishies (lovingly) and not interupt my favorite disaster duo #(trio if you count Tuk) #also. um. either Q's dead dead or be woke up from his little nap and dragged himself out of the boat. cause spidey ain't getting the chance #to find his ass in this situation. he's a bit busy being in a situation with the women who just tried to kill him. #😁👍 #idc if this ooc. I'm living my best delulu life. I haven't slept in days and these scenario is haunting my every thought. #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #spider socorro #miles spider socorro #miles socorro #neytiri #neytiri te tskaha mo'at'ite #neytiri sully #tuk #tuk tuk #tuktirey #tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite #atwow

[pixelatedraindrops]

Yuma Month: Day 20: Truth

The truth…is uglier than you could have ever expected.

tw // vomit (spoilers too)

...happens only if he ate a meat bun prior to this

(all vomit in rain code is censored in pink glitter ✨)

based on this post I made long back

#Yuma Month 2024 #whumpcode #rain code #rain code spoilers #master detective archives: rain code #yuma kokohead #pixeldoodles #my art #tw emeto #okay the trigger is there but it is in a way censored XD #its kinda silly too but I will leave it there just in case #I'm emetophobic myself so I'd like warnings too #anyway yeah I had to do this for the prompt #yet another moment yuma nearly sickens himself #but this moment actually made me put my game down for 3 days #and I even contemplated on finishing it at all #I do NOT like cannibalism.. x-x even if its a giant meme now #it messed me up pretty badly playing the first time #and then after 3 days and a few walks to clear my head #i finished the game and yeah it made sense lol #anyway yeah the truth is pretty horrific #had to find another excuse to put yuma through hell lol #that pose was hard so it probably doesn't look perfect orz #dw tomorrow's prompt will likely be more wholesome #what's funny about this is they do get a solution key after this #shinigami’s like ‘huh did you cough it up master? mmm nope.’ #anyway I hope I didn’t scare you all w this!! #very unlike me to draw this sort of thing...xD #I wanted to try drawing it once to test the waters ig?? #that scene in Ch5 was kinda bait anyway lmao

[chocmoon-latte]

Could you IMAGINE the kind of power romancable companions in Fallout 4 could've had if they had interactions with you like the companions in BG3?

Why am I always living in the wrong timeline?

#I know the games are years apart and by different companies but I think about this so often #I know they were probably testing the waters in FO4 but they just didn't quite hit the mark #fallout 4 #fallout #I mean I appreciate you can flirt with them but that's only like twice within affinity dialogue #but they'll only say things about your relationship if you ask them their thoughts. Or sleep in a bed with them #No kissies? Or hugs? No true sexy moments?? 🥺🥺

[toasteaa]

Huge fan of Furina being the worst fucking wingman for Neuvillette btw.

She gets the faintest whiff that Neuvillette is having emotions and she's all over it.

She's not subtle about anything. Most of the "facts" she knows about romance are via cheesy novels that she's read over the years. The same novels that she gives to Neuvillette and is ADAMANT that these will help him understand human emotion. They don't, but he appreciates the effort.

She's tried multiple times to schedule bullshit meetings between you and Neuvillette just so he can see you and try to talk with you (you and Neuvillette already meet almost every day because he finds himself stealing time to talk with you and learn more about you). There's like, five notes from "Neuvillette" on your desk that are so clearly written by Furina. The number of times she's tried to spy on you and Neuvillette to see if he's taking her advice is overcome by the fact that she's so obviously staring at the two of you the whole time like 👁👁

Busts into his office at any given free moment he has, ignores his exhausted sigh at knowing what's coming, and practically shouts, "Have you kissed them yet?!"

Hydro Archon who? Archon of "getting the Chief Justice to stop hiding in his office and acknowledge that he's in love" 💅🏾 (she is very bad at it but you can't just tell her that -)

#toast talks #genshin impacted #whatever okay I think A LOT of them give him advice that is GOOD. HOWEVER - #Furina is just BAD at it because she has absolutely NO idea what she's talking about but it worked in a book so it HAS to work! #I love the idea of Furina and the Traveler spying on Neuvillette and his love interest and being like #'oh my god he does not know how to talk to them' #when in fact he DOES know how. He just can't stop testing the waters for his own sake #And yeah maybe that's only viable when she was the Archon but let me dream okay #I'm having stupid moments in my brain of people trying to pull strings to get you and Neuvillette to admit that you like each other here #Not putting this in the main tags cause it's stupid and indulgent and it's not even a full thought #I'm just feeling silly atm

[starswallowingsea]

I just woke up from a nap but didn't Kanata used to take naps on Kaoru when they were in school in the Marine Bio club and they both individually needed to decompress from life? I'm just imaging a Kaoru who can't sleep or doesn't want to sleep gently playing with Kanata's hair, loosely braiding it or wrapping it around his finger while Kanata is softly snoring and leaning into Kaoru's touch.

Or one of the rare times that Kaoru is the one sleeping, Kanata just being there to watch over him and make sure he isn't disturbed because Kanata can tell Kaoru hasn't been sleeping well and wants to give him the time he needs to rest.

Or both of them napping together, either on top of each other or just in the room, separate but basking in the comfort of a familiar and calming presence as the whirring of the fish tanks lulls them to sleep

#shay speaks #enstars #kaoru hakaze #kanata shinkai #kaokana #kaokana nap pile in the marine bio room. kaoru actually lays his head on kanata's chest or stomach #and lets himself be intimate with another guy just this once (its the third time this month) #they are each other's comfort person. to me. #this could be romantic or platonic tbh #i think. in high school its platonic kaoru still has a lot of internalized homophobia to work through #but after they graduate and kaoru is a little more honest with his feelings #i think thats when he'd want to slowly test the waters of dating another guy for real #they hold pinkies :) more casual touching of the hands and arms #that kind of stuff #still takes like 6 months for kaoru to kiss kanata though dksbsjsjwjwbw #he's really shy and kanata is like dont worry kaoru i have never kissed anyone #this does not make it easier but its still a cute moment on the beach at sunset for both of them #even if its a little stilted and awkward

[theharlotofferelden]

I love how now that Netflix’s little experiment has ended that all these streaming services are suddenly getting the balls on them to include more advertisements in their platforms or are removing features that came natively with their platform just to charge ppl an extra $3-5 bucks.

Like Netflix raised the price of their subscription twice this year. HBO removed 4k streaming and made it a separate package you have to pay for. And now Amazon is including ads in their movies and tv shows because you just know that company worth billions of dollars is struggling to get those movies and shows made.

All of that to say I’ve given P permission to cut Amazon loose because this shit sucks time to hit da bricks (torrent more media).

#personal: ramble #they’re charging an extra $3 to remove the ads which has me like lol #they’re testing the waters to see if ppl will pay for it and the moment they do they’ll raise the price again #what none of these fucks realize is that doing this shit in tandem with each other is just making ppl mad lol

[aria0fgold]

Yaknow what? I'll just post my lil isat au fic here instead. After I eat.

#aria rants #idk why ao3 became intimidating to me somehow but am also like-- i shoouuullldd upload it to ao3... but-- #tbf im still indecisive bout the au with it being in its baby stages so ig the lil fic idea i got is like-- testing the waters #if i write this and upload it to ao3 in the next moment ill be having ANOTHER oafb moment in my hands. i can feel it #so ill do planning First by a Lot before i set off to the wild with a possible longfic au idea #also its cuz that fic idea i got ends in a somewhat cliffhanger tone in a: to be continued? kind of way #so its obvious that i got mooorre plans for it than just a oneshot but the thing here is that i also got nothing else rn #so yea. to tumblr it goes! until i can figure out my isat au some more then to ao3!

[disturbnot]

 " You gotta give the people what they want, " said as he woggles 'what they want' directly out in front. 'What they want' is covered in smooth fur, swinging low and slow, and pendulous.

 Raichu's large feet scrape the floor back and forth, white and fluffy pot belly protruding, his generous coat of fat bunched up in thick rolls around his shoulders and neck like an Elizabethan ruff. Ash holds him up beneath his chubby arms like Simba in The Pyroar King; like a prize. " You gotta give 'em the big man. "

#KNEEL BEFORE RAICHU #the fattest man on the planet #is this an open? idk it could be an open. i'm just testing the waters. hi #so spur of the moment #so balls allegory #im 5

[pocketramblr]

I like to think of 3rd as a former bodyguard of All for One, maybe he wasn't born with a quirk too. Maybe he received one from All for One and dedicated himself to serving him as a result only to come to his senses later on.

There was a bit of time when I thought that the ponytailed masked bodyguard of AfO was going to turn out to be the same as the pineapple silhouette one, (the indents on one's mask being similar to the shape the other's headband made from the side) and that like, he put his hair up when he changed sides and wore slightly new clothes and that he was the one to either get Yoichi out of that vault or pass information onto Second so he could get him out. But then we got more clear shots of Third with lighter hair and it seemed more likely Giga was the fate of the bodyguard... But I'll always have a fondness for former AfO guard Third. Perhaps his turning is why Yoichi is glad to see Izuku trying to save Tenko, perhaps that's why Third kept away from Izuku, shame or sure that he'd fail because at least Third was an adult at the time, and what hope do they really have, and why drag the kid in further... Love that plus I think we really should have more former villains in the OfA lineup

#also if AfO gave Third fa jin i think i would hate the quirk a lot less #it's so booooooring and dumb and just ofa-lite and i was really hoping for interesting weak early quirks #to test Izuku's quirk clever thinking #like the ability to increase the temperature inertia of a small bit of liquid- keep a cup of water cooler longer or a bowl of soup warm #and now Izuku's got to figure out the combat use of that boosted to 100x #BUT see now if AfO really did keep finding so many little stockpile quirks #itd kinda make sense that he'd just be tossing em out #to his expendable body guard and his weak little brother and who knows who else #stockpile being common like that and thrown away and then two of them together contributing to the downfall of AfO? #to the one who devalued them so much? that'd be neat! #but noooo the most villainous we can get is 'ohhh second and third killed a few people in their fight against AfO' #which as it happens after the reveal of AfO's extensive murder -> zombie guard pipeline and the villains killing thousands on thousands #with cities activity wrecked and the only reason it's not a total villain victory at all is the Hawks murder moment like.... #yeah I'm not exactly feeling the weight of Second or Third having blood on their hands and possibly occasionally losing sight of the #humanity of their enemies. especially since the only specific we see is them rescuing Yoichi anyway so like #that would have hit more of we had seen some of their prior actions! that could have been actually setting up past villain users! #Third having actually worked for AfO first! even if it was i don't know‚ a double agent move‚ could have really dug that point home #but anyway yeah i like that. third deserves more cool backstories in fic #anon #pocket talks to people

[m0e-ru]

annual realization where this gas station’s operations and my life owe it all to visualive i’m serious

#kommento #// thinking if i should put all my thoughts in the body of the post instead of tags like these but oh well it’s a quirk of mine #// friendship is so important to me cca is so important to me that one skit with that mention of cca is SO IMPORTANT TO ME friendship is so #// without vl i would have never think of adachi as affectionately as i do right now like no dojima hangout times are going to save me in #// any alternate timeline there’s no going back #// i would still love mimi yes but just in a different flavor #// i really don’t how how to describe that fork in the road but yeah i just /waves hands around/ #// unlike most adachinators i develop adachis super weak and sad sympathy and basic morality with a gas station attendant instead #// of detective yaoi and family fun times #// you thinking adachi would win the idgaf war but those two skits in vl blow that all out of the water #// i mean there’s the rest of the game but like i commit favoritism crimes okay #// LITERALLY JUST TOSS HIS SOCIAL LINK AWAY for a second think about what adachi is think about him in the ps2 context #// LITERALLY JUST READ THE MANGA PLEASE i’ve had my theories tested and confirmed on how much you can care about tohruadachi #// at the bare minimum information you have on him and experiencing him as organically as possible IN THE ORIGINAL NON GOLDEN CONTEXT #// you could even go through the drama cds and see how genuine of an adachi he is like seriously forget the golden era and fanservice #// get bancho out of the equation and think about who is right now at that moment #// okay i’m tired now i’ll stop here but i wish people could just enjoy adachi more without the sentiment hes a fuckable antagonist #// dont romanticize his emptiness and hate for the world Like That but rather as human as he already is before you learn he’s a pawn for god #// adachis a special character to me genuinely i wish i could talk about him more often if i didn’t have chronic Not Like Other Girls diseas #// such a fun brain excercise sometimes just wish that i wasn’t poisoned by fandom and that fact they gave him a rep like this that makes me #// so embarrassed or even ashamed to say his name out loud and admit i like him #// LIKE close your eyes and forget hes the villain and he’s the murderer just look at him and think how and why he’s a fucked up guy underne #// underneath the goofball facade he pulls. now think and wonder how much of a genuine goofball he is #// it’s like thinking about ichinose except everyone else is a mysoginist that’s why they take don’t take her seriously #// okay adachi tag most used tag blogger is signing out goodnight guys mwa

[pcrtgasdace]

#19 days spoilers #i am dead. look at them!!!! LOOK AT THEM #foaming at my mouth because we have been waiting years for them to come to this point 😭 actually crying screaming pulling my hair out rn #tianshan #THAT TENDERNESS #AND MO NOT BACKING AWAY!!! HE WANTS THIS JUST AS MUCH #how smug he tian was about mo's kiss and how he so so very carefully and tenderly touches his face 😭 testing the waters #watching mo and making sure this is okay for him too as not to overwhelm him 😭😭 the level of care and vulnerability shown here #not okay. absolutely not okay. actually trying to be very hard to react normal but i am SO HAPPY #and mo that cheeky shit actually reciprocates so boldy cause!!! YES HE WANTS THIS TOO NO DENIAL NO FEAR JUST LETTING GO #he tian is his safe place and vice versa 🥺 i feel like a grandmother watching them #after all this pain they finally got their happiness within each other #and he tian is so at peace and so SO CONTENT that look on his face and mo daring him to continue WOW OKAY WOW #still not over the tender face touching like ... breathtaking #love how mo still is his cheeky and rude self even in an intimate moment like this one. old xian has outdone themselves just shoot me #zira.txt #19 days #he tian #mo guan shan

[icedteaandoldlace]

Friends, ya girl is anemic. I got my blood tested yesterday and just got the results in today. Now I'm looking back over all the symptoms I had before, and everything is making so much sense. I just never realized that they were connected because I was chalking it up to hormones and ADHD related issues (and I did think I has anemia a few years ago, but that time I went to the doctor and tested negative). Anemia being behind it all never even occurred to me.

So anyways, I'm on iron now. And hopefully this will help me kick my ice eating habit, because it's been unreasonably difficult to quit.

#I used to eat ice all the time as a kid but I quit when I got braces because I didn't want to break them #I didn't start up again till I got my first job #because we weren't allowed to keep drinks on the counter #we just had to get as much water or tea as we were gonna drink in the moment and then put the cup in the sink when we were done #and then repeat with a new cup the next time we wanted a drink #I didn't wanna do that because we had enough of a shortage on dine-in cups as it was #(plus all the ones I sent back because they hadn't been washed properly) #and we couldn't use the to-go cups unless you wanted to pay the price of a to-go drink #so I would just eat ice throughout the day so I'd get my water intake without wasting cups #YES it's insane there's several reasons I don't work there anymore #but anyway it got me craving ice even when I wasn't at work #which was part of the reason I thought I was anemic that time but I wasn't #so when I continued the habit after moving jobs I didn't think too much of it #honestly the dizzy spells should have tipped me off #and the increased need for coffee in the mornings in order to not be a sleepy fatigued mess #and the legs falling asleep more frequently #but I thought if anything that would be a blood PRESSURE issue and every time I get that tested it's normal #so yeah I've just been out here being anemic and not knowing it #despite being aware of all these issues individually and wishing I knew what to do about it #well now I know #this is like discovering I had astigmatism all over again #once you've gotten used to seeing grass as a big green blur it is DELIGHTFUL getting to see all the many individual blades again

[underestimated-heroine]

Sorry but it's funny how many self-proclaimed leftists say shit Ben Shapiro would say lol

#yes i'm still on the 'uh buddy that's called an addiction 🤣' thing #but also #any 'it's okay to take away [x]'s human rights' commentary (double bonus Shapiro points if you #claim youre an oppressed group who gets to complain about a group that wants you dead but argue against other oppressed groups doing that) #then there's 'it's okay to look out only for me & mine & the things i care about and say fuck everyone else 🤷‍♀️' #this one is funny because it is inherently incredibly conservative but i see it a lot in leftist spaces. just dressed up as social justicey #it's the equivalent of Ben Shapiro wearing his yamulke to talk about how racism doesn't exist anymore and make 'tribalism' arguments #except YOU give fewer hints you've started testing fascistic waters #hmm there's more but i can't think of them at the moment

[outismm]

FUCK ONLY PART 2 & 3 SENT!! Anyways part 1 was me just saying that the “there he is mr evil overlord” part in megamind made me think of a Willie/robotus megamind au where Ro gets out and takes over as president and he’s evil and Willie, who knows him from his basement tube days and was also his friend (and maybe more??👀) is just like “this is really disappointing I thought you weren’t like that but I guess not” and then Ro learns to be good because of his love for Willie. THERE!! Now all 3 parts have been sent.

AAA MY GOD IM GOING TO ACTUALLY BLAST OFF INTO THE STRATOSPHERE. GONNA BE ORBITING THE EARTH IN A LITTLE BALL OF <33333333333.

hiding all my thoughts away under a tab. not a soul look at me I am going to be so immensely Clownish and Whimsical

KAYA IM LITERALLY SO SOFT FOR ALL OF THIS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. IM.

You already know im absolutely Diseased for 'AB succeeds in becoming the President but INSERTING WILLIE IN THERE? INSERTING MY MAIN MAN?? This was Designed to be stapled to my brain for the next month.

and that little. the.

'Willie helping to break out AB only to be heartbroken when AB decides to be Evil (tm)' IM CHEWING THAT LIKE A MILKBONE.

AB doing little acts of kindness bc he's like Oh Shit I Fucked Up. that little bit about him helping to fix a park or some other little act of kindness bc. he wants to improve as a person for Willie. And also himself. gkrkgrg him improving with the initial goal of fixing things w/ Willie only to realize that being a good person. actually feels kinda nice.

AND THE LITTLE BIT ABOUT THE DISGUISE?? Of AB worrying that Willie won't want to be seen with him because he's,, Evil and Willie is very much Not.

TLDR I am so. I am holding Barbies of these two bastards and making them kiss. Every day you test my will to not write selfship fic about these two.

#*grips seat* posting selfship stuff is so. shy. i am so shy. brbrbrbrbr #I HAD THIS WRITTEN FOR LIKE 10 MINS LIKE 'no if u post this you'll explode or smth' MSDNSMDNS #WELP LETS CONSIDER THIS TESTING THE WATERS BBRBRBERE #LISTEN anyone that's gotten far enough to follow my selfship sideblog knows what level of Brainrot I suffer from- #GOD YOU. YOU ARE #YOUUUUU. #🤖🧪 human error #its three AM and i am of vulnerable constitution #yall are getting Max Self Indulgence Outis <3 #im TOO shy to write angst above tags so. its being hidden here #LIKE GOD I CAN PICTURE THAT LIL BETRAYAL MOMENT SO GOOD. TICKLING THE DOPAMINE RECEPTOR IN MY BRAIN. #LIKE. THE LITTLE. the little moment of '??' when it clicks for willie that. oh shit he's actually still evil his goals havent changed AAA #sfw #tonight has been like three hours straight of squeeing i. gkrkgrkgkr DELIGHT AND WHIMSY #I KNOW THIS WAS MOSTLY JUST SCREAMING ABOUT THE ELEMENTS U SUGGESTED BUT LIKE. BRRBRB. shy. #GOD CRADLING THIS WHOLE THING LIKE A NEWBORN CHILD #*grips seat* only I can make a selfship side blog and be too shy to actually post selfshippery. the clown is I.

[ozzgin]

Yandere! House Monster x Reader

Listen, I woke up in cold sweat at 4am with a vision: you and your stereotypically unavailable gamer boyfriend have moved into a new house. You find out very soon it's not as empty as you had assumed, but your worries fall on deaf ears. The tentacle monster lurking in dark corners just wants to make sure you're not lonely.

[Second Part]

Content: gender neutral reader, monster romance (mildly NSFW)

You didn't notice anything strange at first. Maybe it was considering its prey. You'd found a cheap, old house available for rent, and your boyfriend couldn't refuse the extra space for his mancave.

Oh, you poor thing. It watched your lonely evenings, your empty bed at night, your futile attempts to spend more time with your beloved partner. It had originally planned to devour your souls and await the next foolish mortals to enter its realm, but seeing your pitiful state prompted a change of heart. Metaphorical heart, of course.

It started gradually: testing the waters, or what you'd call a courting attempt. Doors opening by themselves, disembodied eyes lovingly gazing at you from the nearby walls. Dark tendrils making their way out of the shadows, just to announce its presence.

"I think this place might be cursed", you told your boyfriend one evening. "I've been stalked by amorphous silhouettes of blight and terror, and they whisper ancient blasphemies to me at night." He let out a worried shout and slapped the desk. "That's cool, babe. I'm kind of losing right now, though, so perhaps give me a minute?"

One night you were awakened from your slumber by a warm touch sliding across your body. You smiled into your pillow as the cheeky hands made their way down, fondling your curves and hungrily searching for your sensitive areas. You let out a soft moan, enjoying the moment, until you heard your boyfriend yell from the other room. Your eyes shot open.

The hands lewdly groping your privates were, in fact, tentacles. Your first reaction was to gasp, but you were quickly silenced by another slippery appendage pressing against your lips. Shh, shh. Allow the creature to do its thing, dear. Surely enough, within minutes you were a drooling mess, holding onto the sheets for dear life.

"You've been in a good mood lately", you boyfriend remarks, idly scrolling on his phone and crunching on his breakfast cereal. You ponder if you should tell him you've been fucked relentlessly by a monstrous creature inhabiting your new home. You glance at the counter and smirk, remembering how you just had to wipe your wet mess from it a few hours ago. "Keep it that way, hun, I could get used to not being pestered every hour", the man jokes with a laugh.

Does it count as cheating if your affair partner isn't really human? Although, you have to wonder if you're still dating to begin with. From the corner of your eye, you can discern faint movement above the young man, a shadow looming menacingly. The eldritch monster would not hesitate to tear your poor boyfriend apart if he tried to mess with its belonging.

#yandere #yandere x reader #yandere x darling #yandere x you #yandere monster #yandere monster x reader #yandere headcanons #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #monster x reader #monster x human #monster boyfriend #tentacle monster #monster smut #terato #teratophillia #monster fucker