#just truly confused the guy

[chloesimaginationthings]

Horrifying being beyond my comprehension just saying “no???” Is absolutely hilarious

IM GLAD YALL FOUND IT FUNNY TOO, cause drawing this killed me 💀

#ask reply #sorry for everyone I’m currently jumpscaring by posting this #ITS REALLY funny when horrors beyond comprehension act real normal #just truly confused the guy #I GOTTA draw more horror again too! #know I did it silly here but drawing these types of things is so fun

[heart-in-pairofdice]

what if San Lang had fangs and pointy ears. what then

#san lang #hes just a silly lil guy #and i made him sillier #hua cheng #crimson rain sought flower #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #hualian #fanart #tgcf fanart #my art #here have another hua cheng drawing #i have more. #also i realized while drawing this that i truly have no idea how to draw any sort of pointed ears. #i guess i dont ever draw them and also ears are confusing in general soooo yeah

[thefishdeath]

Never feel more masc then the times I try to look fem

#Crossdressing as a woman is truly the epitome of being a man #I HAVE to be the most confusing person at the grocery store #Voice of boy? but makeup like girl? but boy mannerisms? Girl hair? Boob? lesbianism? Man? Woman? Man? They? It? Maybe #You'll never fucking know. I hope it keeps you up at night #Committing gender fuckary? In my city?. it's more likely than you would think #It's very obvious how boy I am when I try to girl #I love being a weird little guy #I'm that boy thing wearing a dress what's not clicking here #Transmascs im telling you WEAR THAT MAKEUP!!!!! #PUT ON THAT DRESS!!! #only if you want to ofc but there is nothing more euphoric then dressing like a woman and still feeling like a man #but that's the process. A couple years ago wearing nail polish made me sick to my stomach. AND IM AGENDER!!!! #totally just like rambled in the tags mb #transgender #trans masc #transmasc #agender ism #genderqueer #nonbinary #trans man #trans joy #just fishdeath-ing #genderfluid #genderfuck #multigender #xenogender #genderflux #abinary #transneutral #don't know why I'm tagging this so hard but i learned like three new terms so that pretty cool

[kurokentrash1]

I'm a jjk anime only fan, and after the most recent episodes. i finally get it. i get why you satosugu bitches are the way you are: batshit insane and emotionally unstable. up until now i've simply watched from afar as you ripped your hair out whenever you saw anything black and white next to each other, but we are one now. i'm also ripping my hair out whenever i see a kfc. pls welcome me with open arms I've been enlightened.

#he was his BEST FRIEND #AND HE LEFT #GOJO WAS ALL ALONE #HE WAS HURT TOO BUT EVERYONE BRUSHES IT UNDER THE RUG BECAUSE HES SO BABYGIRL AND SILLY #AND IMAGINE HOW MUCH PAIN GETO WAS TRULY IN THAT LED HIM TO MAKE THE DECISION HE MADE TO LEAVE #gojo looked so scared when he head what geto did #and during the kfc breakup #i dont even think he was angry i think he was just confused and scared because he was losing his best friend #and gojo probably felt so guilty that he didn't notice how geto was deteriorating #GUYS I CANT #IT HURTS TOO MUCH #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu

[evagora]

i've since quite a lot of headcanons involving slime singing for juanaflippa lullabies to put her to sleep, but may i present: mariana singing for her to wake up? or while he's cooking breakfast and juana needs to brush off the sleepiness?

my basis for this:

#qsmp #el mariana #juanaflippa #i did NOT know mariana could sing or at least had such a strong voice until today #and as soon as i heard it i knew i had to translate the sings and show this to you guys #ik this really isn't qsmp related but it truly amazed me and i wanted to show it 2 you guys #also im sorry if the translation doesn't make 100% sense #apparently translating songs is a little bit more confusing than normal conversations. #edit: I JUST NOTICED HOW SOME PARTS LAG THAT SHIT HAPPENED THROUGH THE EXPORTATION. PROBABLY.

[finniestoncrane]

said to my counsellor that i wasnt built for friendship because everyone always eventually just. stops speaking to me and she went “ok why do you think that is?” and then when i finished my dumb sad list she went “ok so maybe you aren’t good at friendship” and i. have never regretted spending £50 more in my life lol

#A RANT IN THE TAGS MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALISE I AM WRITING THIS WARNING RETROSPECTIVELY #£50 to feel like never trying to speak to anyone again or forge any connections THANKS RUTH #Ruth remember when I said that every friendship I’ve had I’ve never truly known if it’s a friendship or if it’s one sided #remember when I told you that my friend groups always had people who had a favourite and I was never the favourite #remember when I told you that several friend groups have disbanded but not really they actually just made new spaces without me? #remember that? remember my trauma? remember? #because I DO!!! #I was not born to have friends I don’t think #I can’t even make friends with other autistic people or other weird people or other queer people #I don’t even think I could make friends with a clone of myself #this is so guy wrenchingly isolating lol #like girl what do you want from me? keep everyone at arms length like I used to? #try not to let myself get attached to people in case they decide they don’t want to be close to me anymore? #please it is not great advice Ruth #THE WORAT PART is that I literally was like ‘I don’t message too much because I’m overbearing’ #and she asked where the proof was #and all I had was the complete dissolving of any relationship where I tried or tried too hard #so now I’m left in this confusing space of do I message too much or not enough because I have no happy medium #and she knows SHE KNOWS I also have energy issues and executive dysfunction stuff going on #and I know she is just trying to help and get me to think about this stuff #but it was just not the time lmao #finnie shouts into the void

[wanders-in-stars]

going through the comments section on follower mods (specifically Gore) has me wanting to hit some folks over the head with a shovel

#yaz yaks #that one guy going off about gore and remi and mirabelle?? that gore should have a quest where he gets together with her?? #also his whole response to Gore being a CSA survivor was truly horrific #then there's people demanding patches for this or that and being so fuckin RUDE about it #or offering 'suggestions' about how they think the character could be better (re: more in line with their preferences) #also people just....... are so confused about gore's questline?? and apparently don't fuckin read anything on his mod page?? #i want to grab them by the shoulders and rattle them like a maraca yelling “READ THE FUCKIN DESCRIPTION OF WHAT YOU'RE DOWNLOADING” #“CHECK THE ARTICLES TABS” #“CHECK THE COMMENTS IF THERE'S OTHER FOLKS WITH THE SAME QUESTION” #“CHECK THE BUGS TAB” #“CHECK YOUR OWN LOAD ORDER” #like pls i live in constant fear of being That Person when leaving comments so I always check everything possible on my end #how are these people able to just be like “hey ur mods broken and sucks” so shamelessly

[jorvikzelda]

today i had this Vivid memory flash through my mind of kissing my ex boyfriend (this was like 2018) and i felt so viscerally fucking revolted and I gotta say. it is truly impressive that I didn’t realise I’m a lesbian sooner than fucking half a year ago

#z talks #like the misidentifying as ace was Inevitable i think. that was due to repression that realising i didnt like men would not have fixed #(context: id’d as bi ace like. i wanna say 2016/17-2021/22 sometime and then went into ace and Questioning) #remember the time i really solidly settled on being aro because ‘romance has never not felt like a chore and putting on a facade’ #babe no thats because your most recent and also singular long term relationship was with a Man #and thats the only one youre looking back on #its so funny how i dated a guy and it was so thoroughly Meh that i just didnt feel like pursuing anything romantic for a very long time #(A REACTION I HAD NOT HAD AFTER MY PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS WITH GIRLS) #And DIDN’T somehow consider that maybe I just Didn’t Like Guys #its nothing i grieve or feel sad about dw its honestly mostly funny to look back on #no wrongs were committed and i dont hold a grudge against the guy it was just me being confused and compheted #(…which is also a weird word to apply because at the time i identified and was out to my friends as a trans guy Binary. #This Was Also Wrong.) #was a weird time man. a truly weird time #anyway. all is well i have now been on 2 dates with a really cute girl and she gave me tulips <3 #as part of a Care Delivery bc i had a Migraine and No Painkillers Or Snacks #get well flowers <333333 #and now i dream of kissing her under the moonlight #With the uh. Hornetposting lately it May seem unlikely but yes I DO interact with real women! Romantically! #They coexist Wonderfully <3 #Anyway. I’m gonna go to bed #Realising that im a lesbian solved all my identity problems including my fucking gender which is just fantastic #I am very happy and whenever I think of being a lesbian it grounds me to reality a little bit stronger and i go yeah. Yeah.

[plumdale]

Me rn bc other than reading my favorite free-time activity is playing sims but I don’t have my gaming laptop with me. Is this the time I should start learning how to crochet bc I’ve always wanted to…..

#alsooo the semester started today !! had to take a bus to campus which was my first time ever riding the bus lol #I was soo confused and scared of taking the wrong one but I figured it out #got to campus and got lost for like half an hour bc it’s huge. the class I had today is probably gonna be my favorite one #bc the professor is young and super nice and flexible with grading n all that #anyway. I actually have a zoom class in 40 mins! #I’m taking two online classes because it’s just what worked best for my schedule and also I kinda had no option #bc when I was finally able to register all the classes I was rlly interested in were full…… lowkey still upset ab that #but let’s hope I can register for them next semester #LAST UPDATE I GOT THE JOB I WANTED! #genuinely hope you are all doing well!! <3 #let me know what’s going on w u guys I truly wanna know 😌 #nonsims #txt post

[flying-ham]

okay speaking as a ~child of divorce~ why the hell does wally call will “dad” after only knowing him for like max 3 years

#this is something that’s been bothering me since I was 14 btw #almost a decade of confusion #I get that his dad is dead but will is truly just some guy??? #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #red dragon #manhunter 1986

[stairset]

In hindsight it is kinda funny in an ironic sense that Rebels, the show where Bo-Katan is literally only featured in one two-part episode with both parts being 22 minutes long each, still made time to mention her sister multiple times, and then a few years later The Mandalorian Show That's All About Mandalorians Featuring Bo-Katan As The Co-Protagonist apparently can't find time to mention her once in an entire eight episode season where every episode is between 30 to 60 minutes long. Like it's still stupid and frustrating but in a cosmic sort of way it is somewhat amusing.

#whenever the ''they can't mention vital information cause it'll confuse newbies'' argument comes up in regards to star wars #rebels is ALWAYS the best counter argument #that's one thing i appreciate more about rebels as i'm rewatching it #that when it ties into other areas of the star wars universe they explain it in the simplest easiest way to understand possible #instead of just like. conveniently never mentioning things like bo's sister. or saw's sister. or ahsoka leaving the order. #y'know information that's VITAL to truly understanding those characters #but just. never comes up in any of their live-action appearances #at least not as of the time i'm posting this. ahsoka leaving the order will probably be mentioned in her show #but like it's still weird when they make a whole thing of her telling din she can't train grogu as a jedi #and the fact that she herself technically isn't one anymore conveniently isn't brought up as a reason for that #compared to rebels where she's literally just like ''yeah you guys should open the temple i can't cause i'm not a jedi anymore'' #rebels proves it really is that simple to just provide that kind of information in a quick and concise way so the newbies are all caught up #shut up tristan

[ozymoron]

dude its always "be yourself" till youre trans and now suddenly oh i get to nitpick every little thing about you oh that gesture was very feminine made you look like a girl oh youre wearing a shirt thats cream coloured? seems a little feminine to me oh you paint your nails? so youre a girl after all like ???? youre giving me mixed messages here am i meant to be myself or am i meant to conform to your idea of what a man is in order to be accepted as one by you

#⚠️ #one time after i came out my mum saw me lounging around in a black t shirt and she was like oh it made you look like a man thinking it was #compliment but dude i got so mad i was like for fuck sake is that seriously what i have to do to be considered a man is lounge around in a #black t shirt??? lounging around is masculine???? what???????? #i was also just a very angry person in general but still that really confuses me #had a psychiatrist note down shit about my appearance saying whether they thought it was feminine or masculine (they thought it was all #feminine) which was fucking crazy cause i went in for an adhd diagnosis #people just find out youre trans and suddenly start acting like experts on whats feminine and whats masculine and what makes you either #gender like shut the fuck up #can also come from people who they themselves accept some cis men are feminine and some cis women are masculine but suddenly as soon as you #try to transition now you have to be masculine or be feminine or youre not valid in their eyes #its fucking crazy #like if i showed them a dude with long hair theyd be like thats a dude with long hair but as soon as i have my hair long im told to cut it #i can show them a dude in a skirt and theyd probably laugh thinking its funny or some bullshit but theyd still think its a dude in a skirt #but if i wear a skirt suddenly im a girl #i know at the root of all this they truly believe people cant switch genders cause in their minds sex and gender is the same but still its #so annoying especially when they pretend to be accepting or think theyre being accepting and when you challenge them on their transphobia #they get all mad at you and act like youre being rude for criticizing them for doing the bare minimum whilst also just continuing to be #transphobic #like yeah you use my correct name but when im not around you use she/her for me and you say i **want** to be a boy instead of i am a boy bu #when i talk to you about this suddenly im the bad guy like its my fault youre using language for me thats transphobic #like ok man. whatever. #sorry for asking you to be a decent fucking human being toward me and treat me with respect #its like people just treat trans peoples gender like something they can just dismiss like its nothing liek we're just playing pretend or #something #like god its frustrating. i need to cut my mum out of my life fr

[tenpixelsusie]

me when i'm in a demonizing teenage girl characters competition and my opponent is hannibal fandom

#jeremy hater moment #do NOTTTT try to find and harass these guys im just being a hater here #PLEASE. ABIGAIL HOBBS IS JUST A GIRL. SHE'S LIKE 17/18 HERE #grips my head starts to cry. #im not even angry hating im more just pointing going ''??????????????'' in a confused tone #''stay away from the hannibal fandom'' they said ''there's incredibly stupid takes out there'' they said. and did i truly listen #ask to tag #OK LAST POST FOR NOW IM GONNA TALK AB NOTHING BUT PALESTINE WHEN I DO END UP LOGGING IN DURING THE STRIKE

[kaizokuseb]

tumblr gives me such a weird idea of media. apparently the terror has a monster (monsters?) in it. and is sort of based on a true story? but there’s a monster?? and trans stuff happening too possibly? is this show even real or are y’all goncharoving me

#i truly just thought it was about a bunch of sad old timey guys dying of exposure and that was it #also i’m starting to think people talking about that james fitzjames person having trans subtext are not just projecting onto their blorbo #i don’t think one fandom has ever left me so confused

[jadeddays]

okay but not joking, nothing has made me squint at the councilor/psychologists more than the fact theres been so many people i've known over the years who go to university for psychology and yet have truly and genuinely zero empathy or even just like general adolescent understanding of human behavior but they really think they're like. Emotional geniuses or something and I just can't help but to be like HMMMMMMM

#never forget my mate who was truly the most unaware guy ive ever known #and he was so smarmy about just Knowing Everything of human nature #and yet was so confused why all his friendships would die and he was telling me and i was just sitting there like #you literally just succinctly described how you never put in effort but expect others too #dont even do bare minimum of asking how people are let alone actually planning things or doing shit for/with them #being inconsiderate and rude and self centred and yet he really couldnt figure out why everyone dumped him #AND HE'S A PSYCHOLOGIST >>??????? LMAO

[elite-amarys]

Delibird mail!

Its a ladder. Pulled out of the bag in a comedic fashion. Arc bless delibird

I have no use for any of the objects that have been sent today. I am confused as to why they are being sent at all. I theorize it may be some strange new form of mockery. If that is the case I will be disabling Pelipper mail

#pkmn irl #anonymous query #//ooc listen guys i am also autistic and i truly do not understand this genre of ask. theres no way its entertaining to read. #//like im not mad just genuinely confused and also very certain that its not providing any entertainment value to most of my followers