#landlords are the worst

[nando161mando]

#fyi #psa #reminder #healthy reminder #reminders #homeless #poverty #housing #rent is theft #landlords are parasites #landlords are scum #ausgov #politas #auspol #tasgov #taspol #australia #fuck neoliberals #neoliberal capitalism #anthony albanese #albanese government #landlords are leeches #landlords are bastards #landlords are the worst #landlords #landlord #class war #homelessness #eat the rich #ea

[onlytiktoks]

#tiktok #tw death mention #late stage capitalism #capitalism is the worst #capitalism is evil #capitalism kills #capitalism #landlords are bastards #landlords are parasites #landlords are scum #landlords are leeches #landlords are the worst #Colorado #loveland colorado #more perfect union

[puppersfluid8xd]

”landlords r the worst, most leech-like, most vampiric thing out there”

woah woah woah back it up buddy, that’s an insult to leeches and vampires everywhere! What’d leeches and vampires do to deserve being compared to such a horrid thing as landlords??

#vampire #leeches #anti landlord #landlords are the worst #puppy coded #sfw interaction only

[arukou-arukou]

Ah yes. The joy of calling in maintenance only for them to say, this isn't our problem. This is the gas company's problem.

And then calling in the gas company only for them to say, this isn't our problem. This is your landlord's problem.

And in the meantime I've had no heat for a week during a fucking polar vortex. (I'm fine. My cat is fine. I live on the fifth floor, so ambient heat keeps me above freezing. It just really sucks in the meantime.)

#personal #landlords are the worst #the gas company has always been wonderful to me #and i just knew it was the damn building and not the gas company itself

[frogeyedape]

My parents are upset or confused by my lack of desire to rent from them the house I've lived in for over twenty years. My dad who talks with relish of being a slumlord (currently not renting out any property). Just. You make well over 4x as much as me and you want to profit off my needing housing? If I wanted to hate you, sure, it'd be a fine arrangement. Funnily enough, I don't want that.

#landlords are the worst #i hate that people get to profit off other people's inability to afford a down payment #you think it would be better to make it a family dispute? fuck off #if i have to rent my housing I'll get my own place and hate whoever owns that #jfc #usa #like the thing that kills me about renting is it's so much more expensive than owning--and landlords still shirk their repair costs!

[rotzaprachim]

obviously the “never been to a protest” website has certainly not frequented regional and municipal council meetings or news but I think it would shock them how often the landlords and oppressive business owners and anti homeless freaks are ALSO working class and lower middle class people living on pretty thin margins and that when even the most MODERATE pro homeless or pro minimum wage increase and public housing stuff is introduced it’s often seen as rich elites from out of town forcing shit on US. I’m not saying I agree or that there aren’t REALLY BAD rich people out there but they tend not to be at municipal council meetings and legislation to go after them can be a bit more nuanced or different - after all the really top guys tend to have lawyers and professionals to evade exactly this. But if you want to destroy capitalism you have to understand why it’s bad in the minutiae

#Like one of the horrors of capitalism is that it makes people eat each other #Some of the worst landlord and boss behavior will come from people who are at brink of going under themselves

[doubledyke]

it doesn't really make sense in the logic (lol) of the show but part of me loves the idea that edd is being raised by his grandparents.... kids who are raised by grandparents tend to be overly mature and a little uhhhhh off-beat. i feel like it could explain a lot.

#before you ask yes this is me projecting #i know some folks hc his parents as being a bit long in the tooth which i like too #but idk i just think it would explain so many things about edd to learn that he was in fact raised by senior citizens #and shit i still call my grandma 'mom' so to me its not weird at all that he'd call his grandparents 'mother and father' #everything else about them stays the same though #theyre still aloof and neglectful #and i still think the worst of them #anyway i love projecting my trauma onto edd specifically for some reason #he's such an easy target for angst i can't help it #oh and speaking of angst #for anyone who saw that post a while back and is interested in an update on my whole bastard landlord/roommate kicking me out situation: #i found a room and will be moving in 2 weeks 🥴 kill all landlords etc etc but hey at least i'll have my own bathroom #and won't be living with the final boss of millennials/reddit incarnate #unfortunately for you guys though that means i should be able to indulge in my tomfoolery again soon (shit posting and shit drawing) #even though it seems like our tiny fandom has gotten even smaller recently #alright i'll shut up now biiiiii

[tittyinfinity]

Would anyone be able to help me out with a couple bucks for gas so I can help move my friend out of an abusive landlord's house? They have to be out by today and they're not able to afford to cover the gas themselves. I make $784 a month on SSDI and have $0 until the third.

I would have organized this in advance, but I wasn't expecting to never be paid back by anyone this month, or for my mother to fuck me over financially.

CA: $niceworkbonedaddy

PP: yanidork

VM: nicework_bonedaddy

#this is the second friend I've helped move this week #this friend is just in the worst situation #they want raise the rent despite doing NOTHING to try to fix the 1 million problems #that's the same reason why I and my other friend just recently moved. tried to raise our rents w no upgrades #but that house is SO FUCKING INFESTED and they have 2 kids #their landlord wouldn't ever do shit for them bc he knew he could get away with it w them being poor #not only should they not raise the rent they should LOWER it #.bdo

[y-rhywbeth2]

Fun fact about being a member of clergy in Faerûn: you're expected to become a landlord!

Temples and shrines don't necessarily make that much money, so priests are encouraged to buy land and turn a profit off of tenants (they're not legally allowed to discriminate against followers of rival faiths), and churches often command large swathes of real estate. Houses, farms, companies...

Guess that explains why Bhaalists only need to hand over hard cash but the temple lets them keep land deeds. Even Shar makes an exception to her creed of absolute nihilism to allow her clergy to keep property.

#Slightly worried about what Gortash and Durge were doing with their potential properties - they would be the worst landlords to owe rent to #lore stuff

[mbrainspaz]

lmao every real estate person or management company agent I've talked to this week has told me I haaaave to use HAR.com to search for a respectable rental near my new job in Houston.

Here's what the #1 recommended real estate site says is available at 120% of my budget on my big new government job salary.

Guess I'm commuting 2.5 hours to work every day folks.

Jk I'm probably gonna rent a refurbished shed from some weird guy I found on fb marketplace like any hard-working millennial with a college degree and 10+ years experience in multiple industries.

#screaming sobbing throwing up #housing crisis #har dot com #new job #moving is the worst #broke art hobo #I'm laughing at myself #renting #all landlords are bastards #just texas things

[musubiki]

Didn’t you say once that Oscar was the one who like inherited or bought the place that they run the shop out of and live in? So… is Oscar technically the boss cause he owns the place?

THAT WAS AN IDEA I HAD YEAH!!!!!!!!! i do think its a very funny idea if mochi does not actually own the lease to the building so one of them has the leverage to hold it over her head. cant be mean to oscar otherwise hes gonna kick us out LOL

but i think she does own the actual shop!!! hed be more like a landlord at that point

i had that idea back before lime joined the m34th because reasonably at that point oscar would be the only one with actual income, but actually now that lime has a really good job it wouldnt be too farfetched to say that hes the one who bought the house........hm.....

#lime being able to hold the whole ass house over mochis head whenever they have a fight is hilarious #(get out of my house) and no one can do anything because his name is the only one on the deed #anyway. all that to say. yes someone else technically owns the building #any of them would be the worst landlord ever because they wouldnt do anything #coco would complain about a broken pipe and immedately they phone it over to mochi #her magic handles all the house repairs #(though idk how much the house breaks...the inside is all magic) #(its bigger on the inside than on the outside) #mochi turned a creaky old 2 bed 1 bath into a 4 bed 4 bath with an attic and storage room #(the bedrooms nicely hidden so if any non-magic guest comes over they dont really notice how much bigger it is on the inside)

[onlytiktoks]

#tiktok #all cops are pigs #all cops are bastards #defund the cops #cops #fuck the police #police #acab #landlords are bastards #landlords #landlords are parasites #landlords are scum #landlords are leeches #landlords are the worst #late stage capitalism #capitalism is the worst #capitalism is evil #capitalism kills

[birdmenmanga]

I think when you die whatever greater power judges you in the afterlife shows you a cringe compilation of every time you got locked out of a building because you forgot your key/id/whatever and brother. I just got a new entry in my compilation

#just thinking thoughts... #SORRYYYYY AT THIS POINT LIKE. 3 DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN THE LANDLORD'S FAMILY HAVE HELPED ME IN AT SOME POINT DURING THESE PAST 2 YEARS. #I need to buy them pudding or something. I can't handle this. #the guilt is immense... #I bet I'm getting the worst grades in tenant out of everyone in this complex. holy shit man #I wish I lived in a large building or complex with my friends and someone was always home to open the door.

[fortunatefires]

I'm so averse to making phone calls that I can force myself to do entire lists of chores just to get out of it. Want me to do anything? Threaten me with a vaguely formal phone call to any adult human

#I have to call my landlord because my shower drain is clogged #I've done dishes and vacuumed #I'm also not allowed to watch percy jackson until i call #I have to do it today #Aghhhhhh #Its my worst nightmare #Ok no my worst nightmare was when i was being devoured by thousands of flies #But you get it

[iovesia]

Ugh, shady hank not letting you leave his shitty hotel cause he wants you all to himself and I can imagine hank threatening the other landlord when he sees them talking to you and telling them that youre his and ughhhh😵‍💫

HANKK MY FAVORITE SLEAZY LANDLORD!!™️ i can't believe so many of you guys enjoy my writing for hank— i thought it was gonna be, like, too niche but i'm giggling over these asks rn

⊹ fem!reader. possessive hank. power imbalance.

hank was getting a drink from the rundown vending machine (jesus, he needs to replace this thing soon), when he overheard you on the phone nearby. you nodding eagerly along to whoever was talking, a silly grin on your face. hank, being the nosey creep he is, scooted closer to hear your conversation.

"oh my god," you squeal into your phone. "dude, you'll never guess— i think i'm getting the apartment!" while you're giggling to one of your girlfriends on the other line, hanks dropping his can of soda to the floor before stomping over to his office.

safe to say when you come around, and ask hank to kind of hype you up to your new landlord, he just shrugs his shoulders, asking for the number. but when you leave, hanks face dropped as his grip on the telephone tightens.

"you give her that apartment, and you're gonna regret it, asshole. find your own damn girl," he hisses into the phone, before slamming it down on the handle.

unfortunately for you.. you're stuck at Hank's Shady Motel™️ and he just blows it off as; "well, we can't all get what we want now can we?". au contraire, if hank wants to keep you at his motel, he's keeping you at his motel.

#love letters. #swapped the prompt around a wee bit #but worst comes to worst #hanks gonna beat ur new landlords ass!! #hank the neon demon #keanu reeves imagine #keanu reeves x reader #*⠀hank.

[literaturebf]

fiona girl don't piss me off

#shut up about the neighbourhood and property values... #Landlord era is her worst era #shameless lb