#le jokes

[cowgirlmilkers]

#le jokes #poll

[rabidlestat]

Sometimes I'll be minding my own business and then my brain will suddenly be like WHAT HAVE I DONE SWEET JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE BECOME A THEIF IN THE NIGHT BECOME A DOG ON THE RUN

#this isn't even a joke it's the truth #Les mis #les miserables #I just really like that song I think

[secretmellowblog]

The thing is, Jean Valjean’s “nineteen year prison sentence for stealing a loaf of bread” from Les Mis isn’t actually unusual….not even today! I see people talking about it as if it’s strange or unimaginable when it happens every day.

In modern America — often as a result of pointlessly cruel (and racist) habitual offender and mandatory minimum laws— people are routinely sentenced to life in prison for minor crimes like shoplifting or possession of drugs.

The ACLU did a report in 2013 detailing the lives of various people who were sentenced to life in prison without parole for nonviolent property crimes like:

•attempting to cash a stolen check

•a junk-dealer’s possession of stolen junk

metal (10 valves and one elbow pipe)

•possession of stolen wrenches

•siphoning gasoline from a truck

•stealing tools from a tool shed and a welding machine from a yard

•shoplifting three belts from a department store

•shoplifting several digital cameras

•shoplifting two jerseys from an athletic store

• taking a television, circular saw, and a power converter from a vacant house

• breaking into a closed liquor store in the middle of the night

And of course, so so so many people sentenced to life without parole for the possession of a few grams of drugs.

And we could go on and on!

Gregory Taylor was a homeless man in Los Angeles who, in 1997, was sentenced to “25 years to life” for attempting to steal food from a food kitchen. He was released after 13 years. The lawyers helping to release him even cited Les Miserables in their appeal, comparing Taylor’s sentence to Jean Valjean’s.

And there’s another specific bit of social commentary Hugo was making about Valjean’s trial that’s still depressingly relevant. He writes that Valjean was sentenced for the theft of loaf of bread, but also that the court managed to make that sentence stick by bringing up some of his past misdemeanors. For example, Valjean owned a gun and was known to occasionally poach wildlife (presumably for his starving family to eat.) . So the court exaggerates how harmful the bread theft was—he had to smash a windowpane to get the bread, which is basically Violence— then insist the fact that he owns a gun and occasionally poaches is proof that he is habitually and innately violent. Then when Valjean obviously becomes distressed traumatized and furious as a result of his nakedly unjust sentence and begins making desperate (and very unsuccessful/impulsive/ poorly thought through) attempts to escape…. the government indifferently tacks more years onto his sentence, labels him a “dangerous” felon, and insists that its initial read of him as an innately violent person was correct.

And it’s sad how a lot of the real life stories linked earlier are similar to the commentary Hugo wrote in 1863? Someone will commit a nonviolent property crime, and then the court insists that a bunch of other miscellaneous things they’ve done in the past (whether it’s other minor thefts or being addicted to drugs or w/e) are Proof they’re inherently violent and incapable of being around other people.

A small very petty fandom side note: This is also why I dislike all those common jokes you see everywhere along the lines of “lol it’s so unrealistic for the police to want to arrest Valjean over a loaf of bread, there must have been some other reason the police were pursuing him. Because the state would never punish someone that harshly and irrationally for no reason. so maybe javert was just gay haha”. (Ex: this tiktok— please don’t harass the creator or poster though, I don’t think they were intending to mean anything like that and its just a silly common type of joke you see made about Les mis all the time so it’s not unique in any way.) because like.

As much as I don’t think Les Mis is a flawless book or that its political messaging is perfect….the only way that insanely long unjust sentences for minor crimes is “unrealistic” is if you’re operating on the assumption that prisons are here to Keep You Safe by always only punishing bad criminals who do serious crimes. And that’s just, not true at all. Like I get that these are just goofy silly shallow jokes, and I’m not angry or going to harass anyone who makes them. but it feels like there’s an assumption underlying all those goofy jokes that “this is just not how prison works!” “Prisons don’t routinely sentence people to absurd laughably unjust pointless sentences!” “Prisons give people fair sentences for logical reasons!” When like…no

Valjean being relentlessly hounded and tortured for a minor crime in a way that is utterly ridiculous and arbitrary in its cruelty is not actually a plot hole in Les mis. It’s a plot hole in …..society ajsjkdkdkf. And the only way to fix that is to fight for prison abolition or at least reform, and (in America) stand up against the vicious naked cruelty of habitual offender and mandatory minimum laws.

But yeah :(. I hate how Les Mis opens with a prologue saying the novel will be obsolete the moment the social issues it describes have been resolved— but two hundred years later, the book is still more relevant than ever because we’re dealing with so many of the exact same injustices.

#les mis #lm 1.2.6 #Jean Valjean #anyway sometimes lm 1.2.6 makes me sad and sometimes it makes me angry #today I feel both #: ‘((((((((((((((( #but yeah #also again I don’t hate people who make the goofy ‘lol valjeans prison sentence was so unrealistic javert must be gay’ jokes #i get that they’re jokes #and that they’re mostly made by people who like watched Les mis 2012 once #but also #but also but also #:’’’’( #I don’t know the tragedy of valjeans story and the continued relevance of that social commentary Gets to me #Les mis letters #Les mis daily

[aux-barricades]

So when your friend Jonathan Harker goes on a trip and tells you all the details about the places he visits, he's an "adorable dork" and you "can't wait for his next email", but when I, Victor Hugo,

#I've been waiting to make this joke since I learned about Les Mis Letters in December so I hope you like it #Victor Hugo #Waterloo #brick #digressions #Les Mis Letters #Dracula Daily #my stuff

[abilai]

Practice calligraphy or draw dianxia…? Draw dianxia.

#hualesbians #one of my favorite genres of art fr #now imma be honest I forgot to post for like 3 weeks…. architecture uni is no joke #genderbend #天官赐福 #tgcf #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #heaven official's blessing #…. should I put more tags or that’s ok??? :( #tgcf fanart #fem hualian #fem hua cheng #fem xie lian #lesbian #;) #I feel kinda bad for co-opting the lesbian tag for hualian but… I mean im les so if anything it’s just tagging me the artist LMAOAOAOAOOA #art

[klavlock]

“old man yaoi” this “old man yaoi” that. literally don’t utter that term unless u have read valvert fanfic

#this is a joke #valvert #les mis #text post

[elloras]

Ted Lasso: The Signal

#ted lasso #tedlassoedit #ted lasso by episode #roy kent #richard montlaur #jamie tartt #roy x jamie #royjamie #coach beard #mae green #baz primrose #paul le fleur #jeremy blumenthal #afc richmond #panic attack cw #* #i didn't know this until i started listening to the podcast #but 'temper your chocolate you twat' is the most brett goldstein joke ever and it's so endearing

[at-least-three-bears]

I want to do a version of Les Mis where everyone's songs are replaced with that Gavroche introduction.

Big "My name is BLANK and I'm here to say" energy, is what I'm going for

(LOOK DOWN orchestral intro swells then suddenly cuts out)

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S JAVERT I'M A POLICEMAN, YOU'RE A THIEF YOU MAY NOW BE ON PAROLE BUT NO-ONE CAN CHANGE, THAT'S MY BELIEF

(immediate reply)

'OW DO YA DO, MY NAME'S VALJEAN I ONLY STOLE A LOAF OF BREAD PAY ATTENTION TO HOW I LIFT THE KNOWLEDGE WILL STAND YOU IN GOOD STEAD

and it would just go on like that for, like, 2 hours of shouty vaguely-cockney-accented exposition (granted, i feel like it'd be a bit unbearable by 2 minutes... but still)

#les mis #bad jokes #vague rambling

[permit-it]

#is this still a funny joke or have i been on this hellsite too long #those polls going around asking for “best character named xxxxx” just got me okay #les mis #les amis #jean valjean #les miserables #les amis de l'abc

[happilyhadesbound]

enjoltaire is the most relatable ship to me because i am also attracted to communists and alcoholics

#i wish that was a joke #i've got some issues to figure out #shitpost #les mis #enjoltaire #les miserables

[shamedumpster]

one of my silliest headcanons is that Grantaire's birthday is on valentine's day and he's soooo bitter about it

#it's like a joke from the gods ok #they know he can't get laid #so they got him born on the love day #ben if you see this it's your fault jsyk #les mis #grantaire #valentines day #text post

[alwaysforetells]

STOP PUTTING ‘HAPPY’ BEFORE ORESTES AND PYLADES DAY WHOS HAPPY HERE

#this is. a joke. haha! yeaaaaaaa….. joking #GRRRRRRRBARK ARKVARMNFBARK RAWRRRRR #les mis #les mis letters

[pedros-immaculate-vibes]

Gimme that mistletoe

#And for once #That’s not meant as an innuendo #Even though #innuendos are roughly 25% of my jokes and how I converse #Le matur adult #Obvi #halsin #astarion #halstarion #bg3

[secretmellowblog]

You want me to think? The thing that killed Inspector Javert?

#too dangerous #Les mis #….. #idk if this post has already been made and I’m subconsciously copying someone else’s joke XD #but yeee

[ifthestarsarewilling]

you: tragic yuri

me, an intellectual: lesmiserabians

#dae:) #this post is about alice dyer and gwen bouchard so. #tmagp #joke posts #lesbians #lesbian #wlw post #les mis reference #les mis #im so funny

[leopardom]

*question about the leaked lyrics of Šta Bih Ja at the first gig of the tour*

everyone else:

Jan:

what do you have to do with that you naughty cat

source: x

#jokes aside Kiki putting the paper on the monitor but facing the crowd instead of the stage is the most chaotic thing ever 😭😂 #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #nace jordan #jure maček #jan peteh #le shitpost