#lemme get my pen

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CALIBORN: LET ME GET ONE THING FuCKING STRAIGHT. I'M FuCKING MANIACAL. I'M ABSOLuTELY FRANTIC. I'M MAD DOG. I'M BERSERK. I'M GOING WILD FuCKING INSANE. I'M A CYCLE PATH.

CALIBORN: I WAKE uP AT 11:30 AND DRINK FLAT MOuNTAIN DEW. Y'ALL ACTuALLY CHEW YOuR SPAGHETTI? WEAK. PATHETIC. uGLY. I SWALLOW IT DOWN MY SLIPPERY GuLLET LIKE IT'S NOTHING.

CALIBORN: I GO TO KuNG Fu LESSONS ON TuESDAY AND SATuRDAY SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. I FLuNG MYSELF INTO A NYQuIL-INDuCED 5-HOuR NAP AT 2:00 PM AND WHEN I WOKE uP I COULDN'T SEE SO I JuST WENT BACK TO BED AND WHEN I WOKE uP IT WAS NEXT WEEK.

#submission #dear submitter i know you sent this in as dave saying this but i implore you to hear me out #despite everybody knowing dave strider is the furthest guy from chill in the whole world #his lifes mission is to SEEM like the chillest guy in the whole world #dave says shit like. lemme get one thing fucking straight. im fucking chilling. im absolutely balling. im so normal regular its insane #while hes like. actively having some kind of mentauwl iuwllness flareup #my man has adhd and says some wild shit but the key to dave strider is that he acts like the wild shit is normal shit #and its on YOU to keep up with him. 'jesus get a fucking pen' type beat #CALIBORN however. caliborn is . like this. caliborn is a self proclaimed cycle path #i hope you understand op i have to make some executive decisions here #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn

[purpleghoul87]

Michael gets a job!!

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #my art #michael afton #fnaf mike #mike afton #fnaf art #fnaf michael afton #mike fnaf #michael fnaf #fnaf michael #I AM SO SORRY IF YOU HAVE DMED ME OR SENT ASKS IN THE LAST WEEK I AM NOT IGNORING IT IVE JUST BEEN SO BUSY AND HAVENT HAD TIME #Please lend some patience I will get to them soon <3 #Jerma sparkle on lives in my heart #I need to start tagging my art better dawg #Trying something new with my art lemme know what ya think #I turned off my pen pressure and I like it a lot better

[masked-artist-xp]

*proceeds to simp*

Avarice(human ver.) belongs to @a-v-j

#artists on tumblr #art #traditional art #my art #human!avarice #avarice #im a simp #fr f*ck me mommy- /j #mommy mommy mommy #she'd easily trigger my masochism- #stfu lemme be a homosexual- #...this is why i call myself slurs... #im probably gonna draw more of her- #both skele and human- #just cuz she's hot- #love my messy shading #i need to get a new pen #my pen is falling apart #fanart

[notacluedo]

Statue and painting sketches :D

#I went to france #Managed to get in the Louvre #Lemme tell u they have so many cool statues in there man #I got a cool brush pen and dragged my mum around pointing at all the statues like look! #I didn’t look at the Mona Lisa bc it’s ugly sorry #My art #statues #statue art

[genotama]

sid 2 points already???? he's such an exhibitionist

#he said oh thousands of people are watching??? lemme get my huge dick out #pens lb

[painfc]

oh when saka is the one doing the fouling the ref wants to do his job??

#kyssss #hold on lemme get my pen and death note

[provokedgoalie]

THAT GAME WAS WILD JSBDJD they were leading, then they were blowing it, then they caught back up 😂 experience pens hockey ig a tiny bit upset they didn't score on the empty net, but it's ok

#pens lb #c #the commentator saying it started off wild it's gonna end wild (something like that) & I was like skbdjs trueee #literally was like ‘we better get a pp goal out of this’ & sid scored. I was like 💀 witchery! #also when they replayed carter chucking that stick away I was dying 😂 petty mf #(look I like the bruins but the pens are my boys 👉🏽👈🏽) #kinda glad I didn't turn the game off oof #I was like lemme see this through #& look what happened lol

[keitheaverage]

Being a petsitter has definitely put me into some situations. Like today I couldn't get a cat to come out of his patio by calling, corralling, or picking him up (he's a new client so he's not yet fond enough of me to let me get too close for too long) so I had to put some treats outside the door and hid behind a couch for a half hour, waiting until he finally got out so I could properly lock up the house.

#random thoughts with kei the average #weirdly enough not as bad as the time I went into the same client's house and accidentally set off their EXTREMELY loud home security alarm #or when I left my keys in my house and had to get back in by tearing thru a window screen w/ a pen #(but only just enough to access the tabs from the outside) & pull the screen off to jump through the open window and over my couch #all that while also making sure my own cat didn't jump through the open window I'd just come in through #...I promise I'm good at my job I just have a habit of getting into funny little incidents #never a dull moment with the ouppies and kitties lemme tell ya

[bat-the-misfit]

i FINALLY finished all the tasks i had to do now i can finish my Ariel's analysis

#with Ariel i mean my book character #i still have stuff to do but they're supposed to be done at evening #i remember i was about to finish her inferior function but the pen ink was gone and i didn't have any black pens around me bc i wasn't home #i was so pissed off i like to have my pencilcase always with me but at that time i couldn't #IT WAS HER INFERIOR FUNCRION I WAS ABOUT TO FINISH IT #she's an ISTP in case anyone got curious #lol no one will get curious i just like to ramble and overshare lmao #well aNYWAY #lemme finish it so i can start a new analysis on someone else #who? idk yet who #tio morcego tá tagarela

[plztumb1rhelpmegetoveranxiety]

Wake up besties mlp au tallest designs just dropped

#I like Purple's one more :3 #but that's mostly bc Red was my warmup #Red is the green pen while Purple is the blue pen (tho that's kinda obvious bc I labeled Red‚ so I apologize) #Purple's also in no fucking shape to actually walk like that and by the time he gets to that point of crumbling he's on severe life support #but I wanted to draw a fun pose and needed a full body ref so I did :3 #I'll probably update Red's design to make him more crumbly later on but for now I think it looks fine ^^ #almighty tallest red #almighty tallest purple #mlp #invader zim #may i plz have an art tag? #lemme know if anything needs to be tagged #Purple is only not being tagged for being nakey bc he doesn't have any parts #but if that does need to be tagged anyways just lemme know and I'll fix it real quick #I just wanted a ref of the holes w/o his armor and shit in the way #Red's face is like ''Tf when you fly across half the universe with your best friend + lover dying in the backseat #to find the only person who may be able to save him only to find he has no fucking clue how to help #my little invader au

[qasian-tech-support]

Selfies I took from my 1st, 2nd, and 4th day of classes this semester

#i gotta do laundry. i forgot to do laundry before school began #my face #my pics #pictures of me #bathroom mirror selfie #i think my laser hair removal on my face is coming along nicely. not as fast as id like sure but its getting there #transgender #pansexaul #the first one i dont have any other takes of bc someone started coming in the restroom and i got really self conscious and embarrassed lol #theres a lot of people back on campus its insane. ive heard that the dorms are at like 103% capacity #and thats from students living on campus alone #not an available parking spot in sight #zer0pal's pen #the 4th day one was earlier today (8-25). had to wear at least shorts bc i went to work immediately after classes ended #lemme tell you im so exhausted

[da3drat]

I was playing Morrowind in the living room last night and my roommate sat and watched for a bit and asked “Does your fatigue regenerate at all in this game?” And I was like “yeah but not when I run” and they sat there in silence for a second and then went “this is running?”

#anyway unrelated but love a game that makes me take fucking notes on directions #thanks for the wall of text bro is that gonna go in my journal? no? ok cool lemme get a PEN #morrowind #sea fails at morrowind

[kissmefriendly]

Once I get a stylus and get back into digital art, y’all are done for. DONE FOR I say!

#it’s mainly gonna be fanart coz I have A Thing about sharing my original art online #cannot wait to draw the totally happy and healthy poly squads from Dracula! #can’t wait to every single discworld character written down you won’t stop me #can’t wait to draw every podcast character ever #I will FINALLY! FINALLY draw victoriocity fanart! #and for the amelia project and wooden overcoats and the hallowoods and— #I really wanna draw St Kilda art too but. I don’t have the clearest idea of how I see any of the characters #I’M SO GONNA DO JEKYLL AND HYDE. #and every single folktale I can remember #I will be so POWERFUL #I might even get back into animation I haven’t done that in YEARS! #if styluses didn’t cost the same amount as my groceries I’d already have one #cheapest I could find was like. £30? but I don’t trust anything that low (or at the least grocery-priced) #coz if it’s shit I’ve just wasted a week of food! #the best ones are like two MONTHS of groceries! #and uh. I gotta pay bills too. eat and pay bills #so if anyone has a suggestion on an affordable stylus lemme know #even though I KNOW nobody reads my notes or at least this far into them #if you do I’m sorry #and if I get a good pen I’ll draw you something anything you want #just for putting up with what is basically my diary

[void-tiger]

My friend: ooooh~ I’d love it if you did [fandoms] on a pixel grid that I could crotchet and we could sell as patterns

Me: I’m…not sure where the Fair Use and How to Get Licensing is.

Friend: [looks it up] …yeah it’d prolly be less complicated to just do original patterns and maybe then figure out fandom patterns we can do without getting into trouble, later.

Me: yeah. We can still do them for ourselves, but should prolly stick to original stuff.

-

Also me: [fights with tablet. Gets it installed. Art software programs are…a massive learning curve.]

Friend: sooo how’s it going? I was thinking you could make a bunch of traditional crotchet “stamps” people could mix&match.

Me: …sPACE. ✨ [translation: if I’m gonna get myself to push through the art software learning curve + patience required for Neat Pixel Art and File Formatting n shit…I need to do frikkin Tapestry Pictures vs Stamps for a bit to stay engaged and motivated.]

#tiger’s musings #sooo I got pixel studio downloaded and that’s prolly what I’ll use primarily #it also gives me Tool Tips that aren’t frikkin annoying #buuut it popping up an UwU Message about my pen ‘plz do mouse mode~ 🥺 #is…uuuuugh. NO. I’ll deal with my pen being a bit sluggish and jumpy #mouse mode in that program takes away my stabilizer completely #so like…I may need to just. use my mouse. in pixel studio. wHY. #and I do have firealpaca. because Free. I like free. #and it lets me use my pen and it glides like a dream. lets me use the eraser end #…the Problem is…IDK what any of the tools even are or how to get out of them #ie: …apparently I need to print out its manual. #…I WILL figure this shit out. I’ve waited a decade to use my damn tablet #and Tablet + Desk (and screens I can stare straight ahead at vs down) #feels like it’s gonna be The Most erganomic way to Just Lemme Do Art!! again #(aside from watercolor. I don’t have the patience to let that dry or figure out Water to Paint tho) #(I did enjoy acrylic as a teen. but do I have a ventilated space vs Dead Bird? no. nor the paints or canvas anyway) #(idk. if I take up acrylics again it’ll have to be ‘painting outside’

[rubberbandballqueen]

i hate ads so bad i literally installed ublock origin on the work computers out of sheer disgust. i hope the fuckwits appreciate it.

#on monday i was talking abt stationery w/a classmate n was like 'lemme look up a website' n googled the pen brand #n the first like FIVE RESULTS were just ADS and i was like 'oh my god how do you people live like this' #'just get mobile firefox' n she was like 'yeah but then it drains the battery faster.' #girl that's your iphone's problem. i literally do not know how you people live with ADS all day!!!!!!! #the internet is soooooooo much nicer without being fucking bombarded with ads!!!! i cannot live without adblockers!!!!! #the worm speaks

[the-furies]

once again am considering just buying a new tablet

#talky #i found a cute one thts super portable & v recently released so. hopefully if need be any pen nibs will be compatible w its pen fuaiskfjfj #I'm gonna measure my current tablet later & see how big it is screen-wise bc th one I'm looking @ is 13.3 inches #probs way smaller than my current tablet actually idk. idk shit or fuck. but it has buttons on the side & my current one doesn't so ??? #also it comes in pink omg <3. lov that #it's $233.74 which‚‚ i suppose isn't too too expensive for a tablet w a screen in it yeah? again idk shit or fuck #mom said she'll be able to get me a cpu like this Week but... what if asked for tablet instead. #I can genuinely wait for a cpu for idk how long. but for a new tablet no vjjskdjfjd mine is literally slowly falling apart now #I'll ask her abt it today later. I've got.... well. If we're buying off amazon then I've got 50$ plus a 50$ American Express gift card. #along with. 20$ in physical cash. which iiiissssss 120$ right there #I think I have 50$ in amazon cash lemme cjeck #bweeghffj nvm just checked. only got a 25$ gift card for amazon. but still 95$? isn't. horrible #amd hell if shit works out they might just buy me both anyway for some reason i Don't know jaajdkcn. #I'm almost at 25ish on sb too so it won't take too too long to get 100$ or so anyways #tl;dr if I have to wait til Christmas to get a new cpu despite me being annoying abt it all year then idc. #could not wait 3 more months for a new tablet though