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burythel1ght · 11 months

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the fact that peter b brought his fucking baby along to crawl up a high speed train in pursuit of miles and miguel is so funny to me

#like why did he do that #across the spiderverse #peter b parker #mayday parker #miles morales #miguel ohara #maybe she’s his emotional support baby idk

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coldgpa · 1 year

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I just think it's funny that this guy had to lick his lips scooby style immediately after eddie got in his face

#like why did he do that #stranger things #steddie

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moominofthevalley · 7 months

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i wonder what the bonus scene will be in the final chapter! hopefully trystan wont gift us the fucking garrote that was used to kill nadja and bas like how he gave us the skeleton eleanor had in book 1 😭😭

#like why did he do that #choices #choices cop #choices crimes of passion #crimes of passion #playchoices #trystan x mc #choices game #crimes of passion 2 #trystan thorne #cameron rose #cop 2 #choices book club #WHY A SKELETON AS A GIFT #oh trystan you sexy drakovian weirdo

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walker-stink · 1 year

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#OH!#this scene is sooooo???#like why did he do that #I’m glad he did #negan smith #dwight twd #negan twd #twd #the walking dead #walking dead #the saviors

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jinx-you-owe-me · 2 months

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PART 16

of the dfk audiobook translation

@cnka

Uli: „I messed it up.“ Matze: „Huh? Why you? That was all of us together…“

Uli: „…“ Uli: „…I want to get out of here. Of Kirchberg.“ Matze, jokingly: „Hey, I'm taking that personally!“ Uli: „…“ Uli: „I had hoped so much that I’d do something brave.“ Matze: „… Come, we’ll go inside.“

Narrator (audiobook): Herr Bökh watches his protégés from the window. They seem pretty depressed to him.

Narrator (audiobook): And then the handsome Theodor is standing there as well.

Theodor: „Well, well, well! Our filmmakers.“ Martina: „Ugh, and now him.“ Theodor: „And? Was there overtime shooting in the assembly hall?“

Jo: „Yeah. So much work.“ Theodor: „It’s half past seven, and you haven’t been in the assembly hall all afternoon. I’m really sorry, but I have to report that to Herr Bökh.“ Jo: „Come on… Theo…“ Theodor (imitating): „Come on. Theo.“ Theodor: „Unbelievable. Come on! Go on.“

Narrator (audiobook): But before Herr Bökh gets a visit from Theodor and our friends, his telephone rings.

Bökh: „Yes, please?“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „Ah, Herr Bökh. I’m pleased to have still reached you. In sight of the circumstances, those are not pleasant.“ Bökh: „What is the matter?“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „It is no longer justifiable that your kids hurt kids in town-"

Knocking.

Bökh: „Yes!“

Narrator (audiobook): It knocks on Bökh’s door. The handsome Theodor and the Internals step into the office.

Direktorin Kreuzkamm (through the phone): „My daughter told me everything-“ Theodor, to the kids: „Go on.“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm (through the phone): „- A battle has apparently taken place at the shore, and you can guess three times who started it!“

The door closes. The four Internals come in, visibly battered and dirty.

Narrator (audiobook): Herr Bökh puts the telephone on speaker so the others can listen.

Bökh: „Who?“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm, heatedly: „Your inmates! You need to do something about that.“ Bökh: „And in your opinion, what should I do? Should I close the boarding school, send the Internals home?“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „If that’s what it takes! It definitely can’t go on like this.“ Martina, quietly to Jo: „Is that Kreuzkamm?“ Jo, quietly: „Sounds like it…“ Bökh: „Frau Kreuzkamm, I will look into the matter. You can rely on me.“ Direktorin Kreuzkamm: „I would hope so! It’s your pedantics that create this aggression.“ Bökh: „Uhm… yeah, we’ll talk about that later, yes? Good.“

He quickly hangs up.

Bökh: (deep sigh)

Narrator (audiobook): Herr Bökh hangs up sighing and turns to his visitors.

Bökh: „Theo.“

Narrator (audiobook): Bökh rummages for loose change in his pocket and hands it to Theo.

Bökh: „Will you get us some snacks?“ Theodor: „Pardon?“ Bökh: „Yes, cookies, drinks, potato chips. Something like that.“

Narrator (audiobook): Rather perplex, Theo leaves the room. Shortly after, the kids are chilling in the boarding school director’s office, enjoying the treats and listening to his words.

(slurping and crunching)

Bökh: „So this is our mutual punishment. Mine because you don’t dare to come to me when you have trouble, and yours is that you have to listen to this old story now.“

#dfk 2023 audiobook translation #das fliegende klassenzimmer #dfk #das fliegende klassenzimmer 2023 #mine #ngl the threat to close the boarding school bc of the kids was kind of a dick move #maybe im overreacting but #it was a threat #like why did he do that #first he puts the phone call on speaker to presumably make the kids feel guilty and then he quickly hangs up when his own faults are mentio #ned #anyway #rip theos character development #that face is gold though

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cherry-bomb-ships · 1 year

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Had a weird moment today where I went to preorder Tears of the Kingdom AND Crash Team Rumble and I think the cashier was trying to flirt with me?? Or make fun of me??? Cuz when he was ringing me up he was like "I should preorder it soon, I wanna play Crash!" and I was like haha yeah its a good game, and then after a bit of silence he was like "..... I wanna play Crash" in the same tone of voice and I was like ????? Sorry what planet am I on??

#LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT #all in all it was a rly awkward interaction but he was still a nice giy so no harm done i guess #ruby rambles #real life nonsense #🥭🧠.fndm

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introvertedkeni · 1 year

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*adds Jaewon’s dad to my list of parents that I’ll fight*

#the eighth sense #like why did he do that

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aegondluvrs · 9 months

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men will post the sluttiest pictures ever and caption it “hehe”

#THIS IS ABOUT U SUNOO #kim sunoo #sunoo enhypen #enhypen sunoo #enha sunoo #sunoo enha #sunoo #like why did he do that #hes so fine #im love him #enhypen

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mbrainspaz · 1 year

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tbh I still wonder about the one old man English Lit professor at my southern christian university who had us read La Lacuna and The Chosen and then told me I should've been a creative writing major.

#like why did he do that #those were such good books but #don't fit the christian dogma #he had this sparkle in his eye like #he knew what he was doing #unexpected ally #lgbtq+#He's probably passed on now but I wish I could ask him

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lemerson · 2 years

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thinking about the first time tommy jumped in a call with a friend and spoke aloud. and one of the first fucking things that left his mouth was "did you know someone in our head has a crush on ranboo"

#(the streamer)#LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT #IT'S SO FUNNY THOUGH. THAT WAS THE FIRST FUCKING THING HE HAD TO SAY. gossip girl #🐉.txt

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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idiotsonlyevent · 24 days

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i wonder where the idea of chilchuck being a deadbeat came from when theres like. no textual evidence for it ?

he knows what all of them are up to; he still writes to flertom and she sent him his neckwarmer, so that to me implies that they at least have a somewhat positive relationship?

its more ambiguous with meijack and puckpatti, but since meijack is also a picklock, i wouldn't be surprised if he taught her himself, considering how trades are often passed down through families, and because he talks about sending people to her if he dies.

also the way he talks about puckpatti is very like... it's obvious he wants her to take things more seriously, but he's accepting, and his tone here reads more fond to me than anything else.

like, he keeps his daughters' old toys under his desk? that doesn't scream 'deadbeat' at all, it screams 'empty nester' who doesn't know how to reach out or is scared to do so

EDIT: i know a lot of the 'deadbeat dad' stuff is jokes, but some people are Not joking and genuinely think chilchuck is a bad dad. this post is not saying that you cant joke about it; it is just outlining what canon shows regarding his (clearly positive) relationship with his kids.

#i love making fun of him but he is like. Very Explicitly Not a Deadbeat Dad lol #WHY DID I WRITE SO MUCH AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN #CHILCHUCK I AHTE EYOUUUUUIUUU #WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME....#EDIT: 'i thought the deadbeat dad stuff was a joke do ppl actually think that?' YES thats why i made this post 😭😭 bc ive seen ppl genuinely #say that hes a bad dad/husband!#L.txt #dungeon meshi #chilposting #long post #chilchuck #chilchuck tims

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bfdifan26 · 10 months

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the object fool episode 2 prologue is my favourite scene from any object show ever

#AHHHHHAHAHHH GET OUTTT GET OUT!!! (killing) (intro plays)#like why did he do that

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rasticore · 10 months

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