#lime rants

[death-limes]

edit 10/10/23: terfs go fuck yourselves, this post is not for you

im all for calling a male blorbo “babygirl” and stuff but there’s something different about it when it’s the fandom constantly using she/her pronouns and stuff to refer to a male character who actually has a few stereotypically feminine traits. and i dont mean like a trans headcanon - i mean like as a joke. the motive behind it feels different.

“man with feminine traits = not actually a man at all/not a real man”

i know its not actually that deep, and this is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but this is what bothers me about the near-ubiquitous trend of referring to simon as if he were female - she/her pronouns, referring to him as betty’s gf/wife, referring to petrigrof as yuri, etc., as well as more stereotypical/indirect gender norm stuff like constantly depicting him as significantly meeker than betty

theres also this vibe of not wanting a ship to be het and like…. i promise you it can still be queer if hes a guy. i prommy. i can think of like 4 different ways off the top of my head

#lime rants #simon petrikov #again i know its not that deep #it just feels off

[runawaymun]

Comments on the Rings of Power Instagram page are frankly so embarrassing. Whole grown ass adults whining about something that they will never watch just to yuck other people’s yum and to be racist and sexist like do they not fucking have lives

#I am TIRED #leave the fucking show alone my god #like if you hate it then recognize that hate engagement is still engagement #Jesus christ do you not have anything better to do than be lime ‘YoU’Re BuTcHErINg TolKiEn’S LeGaCY!!’ #’BLACK ELVES MY POOR SNOWFLAKE EYESSS’ #’ewww girl boss Galadriel!!!!’ #grow up #trop #lotronprime #rings of power #sorry had to rant for a bit #can people not just let things be? #leave us alone my god #there are legitimate criticisms to be had of the show #why do they have to be so stupid about it

[numberonepartyboy]

it kind of weirds me out when two people who abused lloyd (morro and harumi) are getting more recognized/hc'ed and addressed as his family than the actual one (ninjas, wu or HIS PARENTS). it's okay to make au where they didn't abuse lloyd or whatever but then you just write a new character.

#blockable #rant #not only that but HAR_MI getting headcanoned as SISTER when she emotionally abused him and manipulated him and BROUGHT HIS FATHER BACK FROM #THE DEAD???? HEY GUYS. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT. #i think it's okay to make au where rumi or mrr aren't villains. but you just don't write them as seen in canon. like mrr isn't redeemable. #lloyd still remembers him and it fucke dhim up so bad #ninjago #the new character thing is about morro btw. id o lime how the fandom write him and actually give him something to be #but then go and say that morro is one of the best villains when he has a personality of a wet rag is weird #this post and tags derailed fro the main theme fuck #its 4 am idc

[hidingoutbackstage]

I just want to know how this happened in the past 18 years

#sid rants #strawberry shortcake #i think it's the hair that bothers me the most #like why is the hair unnatural colors to signify what fruit they're associated with #and ffs huckleberry pie doesn't even get ANY fruit motif #og strawberry characters had natural hair colors because they were meant to be regular kids and regular kids have normal hair colord #rainbow sherbet was the exception but besides her they just looked like regular kids #also i refuse to see the netflix 2021 show (movie? idk) but according to the wiki lime chiffon has blueberry muffin's personality? why? #there's nothing wrong with a character being ditzy so why'd they have to make her a bookworm? #also like i've said before: we lost everything when we lost the giant hats #oh also also apple dumplin' isn't strawberry's baby sister anymore. no. now she's strawberry's cousin who's her age and an INFLUENCER. #i wish i was joking

[musubiki]

i need to draw more......mochi pining for oblivious lime........

#need to think more about that time period where shes so in love with him and hes (shes just a friend) #(a cute friend but still just a friend) #i think the reason lime eventually likes her is because she hides that she loves him so well #so hard to get lime to like someone #hes the type where if you show interest right off the bat he gets irked #because he knows (or thinks) you only like him for his handsome face #to get lime to like you you have to 1) spend a LOT of time getting to know him as a friend. like years #2) he has to want to / like being friends with you enough to hang out that long #3) he has to actually be attracted to you #so fucking hard to meet the criteria #hard enough to meet the first two and then the 3rd one is just up to chance honestly #anyway. for a while hes in straight denial that mochi is anything more than a friend #even to get him to admit shes cute is like pulling teeth #imagine being mochi....so close yet so far #just loving him quietly #all you can be is supportive #afraid to show even a little bit of affection because you dont want him to get freaked out or uncomfortable #i think she knows hes like that too so she works extra hard to hide it #pattern observation + hes ranted to her about it once before

[gloriasato]

the duality of moody teen girl music

#BTW IVE LISTENED TO LIKE ONE BEST COAST SONG LMAO #someone on a dev limes video mentioned it in an oliva rodrigo video and i was like #IDEA!!!!!! #they would definitely have matching shirts like tgis #alsoalso candle def has ear piercings #OKOK TAG RANT OVER SORRYY #kiff chatterley #candle fox #candle fox x kiff #disney kiff #kiff disney #Spotify

[rosenecklaces]

I'm tired of this overused argument but like, pointing out rhysand countless mistakes/ trying to paint feyre like this underlying woman who actually was the cause of tamlin downfall is moronic as hell. Like I don't know how to tell tam fuckers than spitting about rhys instance of canon asshole-ry doesn't make your ugly ass blonde husband less of an asshole either or erase the fact he's-an-abuser. He aaalways had anger issues BEFORE his ptsd that fucking lulu himself was witness of. Sure, Rhys is messed up especially in the first ones, I'm not particularly opposed to that, but one character flaws doesn't mean another one is free from theirs all of a sudden lmao

And again, blaming a fucking victim perfect or not, from A MAN'S actions is plain old misogyny and just dumb all together. He's a woman's beater and yall should just dealt with it like damn fucking adults with pubic hair already

#tamlin #anyways i unfollowed that person ass lime how are you an elriel an a white men apologist... #you people cannot be fucking for real #tampon ain't paying you to suck the ground he walks on that man isn't a real character since the SECOND book #you could NOT convice me this people love him so much for being a plain useless bitch in fucking 2023 JJSJDJFJR #acotar rant #tamlin wives

[your-fav-rocks]

abigail stardew valley maybe?

challenge mode: no amethyst

REVIVING THIS BLOG JUST BECAUSE I LOVE SDV

Abigail - Stardew Valley

Abigail’s rocks are…

Tourmalinated quartz, grape agate, and malachite!

Requested by: Anonymous

Posted by: Mod Amethyst

Tourmalinated Quartz: sometimes known as black rutilated quartz, it feels very fitting to Abigail because of how the tourmaline inclusions almost “stab” through the quartz, which to me feels like Abigail’s adventurous side. Overall, tourmaline is very Abigail (have you even SEEN the way it looks raw?? Oh my gosh it’s so her) but tourmalinated quartz just feels a Touch more correct.

Grape Agate: first of all, purple and indigo/blue. Second of all, it’s named like a food, so it’s perfect for her rock-munching habits! Third of all, though it forms in little tiny round bits (which is a stark contrast to the way tourmaline forms), the shape is very unique and unlike any other natural formation. Abigail is incredibly unique in her own right, with her natural purple hair!

Malachite: I’m certain that this one is mostly synesthesia, but there’s something to be said about the way Abigail is often mischaracterized (or at the very least, brought down to “hot goth gf”) and fake malachite is VERY often sold as real. Kinda like mischaracterization, but it’s of a rock!

If you’re curious, I’ll post something about identifying fake malachite vs real malachite because it drives me INSANE how fucking OFTEN people fall for it

#mod amethyst talk about malachite without ranting about fake malachite challenge (impossible) #also can we talk about how fucking NEON malachite is in stardew?? #it’s LIME GREEN?????? #stardew valley #sdv abigail #malachite #grape agate #Tourmalinated quartz #black tourmaline #mod amethyst #:3 meow

[teepussilakana]

YES KÄÄRIJÄ DOING WEIRD SHIT BEHIND THE HOST DOING HER THING he put a ukraine flag heart to his nipple to make a backup dancer laugh 🥺🥺🥺

#petra rants #petra watches esc2023 #eurovision #esc 2023 #esc 2023 finland #käärijä my beloved #lime green meme man

[glennmillerorchestra]

60s and 70s THRIFT WIN TODAY the store had soooooo much vintage and if it weren’t so expensive to thrift here i would have a whole new wardrobe. there was an entire collection of someone’s 60s & 70s dresses there!!!!

#does that shirt not look identical to micky’s in head 1968 except brown?! that’s been a dream item for 2 years and i have herrrr #also LIME GREEN 60s space age mini dress hello!!!!!!! and a 70s big mac denim chambray shirt to replace my modern one finally! and the HOLY #GRAIL OF PANTS VINTAGE SAILOR BELL BOTTOMS I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LUCK!!!!!!! i was going to go try and thrift 90s bc i’ve been in a style rut #but this is what i consistently go back to :} not mad about it i love my 70s clothing #also RANT make thrifting cheaper in [redacted area] and honestly EVERYWHERE. i justify this bc i know how much pieces like this go for but #come onnn some of the stuff i put back i loved but i refused to pay so much for when i know they’ll turn up again for cheaper #update everything fits almost perfectly just need to hem the dress to my trademark dangerously short length and maybe take the pants in

[zainmalik]

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#little ranting (or not idk) that will be deleted later because i don’t want to keep slightly negativity on my blog incoming #what’s this about damage control i’m seeing on the dash #i spend so much time on tumblr. even though i don’t have twitter or tiktok anymore i still end up knowing all the gossip and disk hoarse #and there’s been… nothing really? #just obvious pr for the lime bikes (which is… the lowest of the low shouldn’t even count on the bullshit meter) #him and jimmy c on dates #and yes the walks with taylor and going to see her show i think? #which yeah sucks ig but i really could care less #i rather have james and the bikes and the hand holding than whatever the fuck h/oli/via was #anyway umbro shirt my beloved #logan.txt #delete later

[death-limes]

see… the more i read and reblog about v*vz*epop, the worse i feel for liking ANY aspect of her shows at all, like i need to apologize or something, but i KNOW im not the only one. ive seen other ppl express this

i dont think the baby needs to be thrown out with the bathwater here, like it’s not like JKR who has expressed that support for her work = support of her views in her mind, and her work has basically molded a generation. im sure v*v would LIKE to think shes that important lmao but shes not

i’ll be honest, one of the things keeping me from posting art these days is that so much of it is my own interpretation of h*zbin/h*lluva characters - how i would handle them, what i wish they were like, or literally just liking the character separate from the show, etc - but to the casual viewer that wouldn’t necessarily be obvious. like… my fear is that i post one sketch of alastor and suddenly lose 1,000 followers yknow

#vivziepop critical #hazbin hotel critical #helluva boss critical #not sure how helpful these tags actually are but #trying to keep this stuff away from fans yknow? #i may not agree with their taste but ‘dont tag your hate’ is an ancient law here #one that i do not plan to break #but i also want to tag it appropriately for ppl who have blocklists yknow #so like i dont wanna just not tag it at all #shrug #lime rants

[tearfest]

3rd and final update for a while

#so my dads been placed into a hospice and the care there is really good #im really struggling bc of stuff witn my mum too. idk if ive ranted abkut it before but my mum doesnt know i talk to my dad let alone se him #and my dads asked me not to tsll her that hes dying bc she abused him and shes evil basically #bjt im stahing at her house til saturday to keep an eye on her dog and also my sister whos 19 and doesnt need baby sitting bc she doesnt #trust her with the house or the dogs #and badically. my brain feels lime its going to split in half lol #like living 2 lives is hard #but im starting the legal process of reporting her for financial abuse and neglect bc im classified as a vulnerable adult bc of reasons #so yeah #cant wait to be an orphan man #im breaking down djdjdjd

[sniffanimal]

robots that experience time on a scale humans can't even fathom. when you can have a thought and complete it in the same instant, incredibly complex thoughts, time would feel quite different. something that only takes a minute could feel like an hour. but on the other hand, a robot doesn't have cell based organs to fail them. they could live much longer. maybe that hour-in-a-minute isn't so long after all

#badger rants #not sure whete i was going with this kther than i want to rewatch Bicentennial Man #it was my favorite movie for a really long time #anyways murderbot just called watching a human think 'lime watching algea grow' which got me thinking about time experience

[romance-rejects]

lmao i think one of the most eye opening moments that made me realize how really not allo i was was when some of my friends were playing smash or pass and i was kinda squinting at the people they were showing like well what exactly do you mean by smash? like that they're hot, aesthetically? like you don't actually mean like literally have sex with these random strangers right lol (no they literally meant smash and i went bonkers)

-🍋Lime🍋

#aromantic #lime's rants #aro #aroace #asexual #arospec #ace #acespec

[mejomonster]

mejos peanut butter noodles (when u can’t have wheat noodles ;-;)

yes this recipe is kind of blasphemy, its adapted from pad thai but i don’t think it’s at that level lol. that said it has a similar taste.

take a small bowl. slap 1 tablespoon (or 2) peanut butter in. squeeze in 1-2 tablespoons lemon or lime juice (or less). add 1-2 teaspoons brown sugar (or even regular sugar) as desired for sweetness. add a dash of fish sauce if you have it (1 teaspoon - 1 tablespoon as desired) or a dash of soy sauce if you don’t have fish sauce. 

try to stir and if you can’t, add a little water until you can stir. the goal is a liquidy sauce that is thick enough to look like it will stick to noodles but thin enough to slide over the noodles and cover them (so like ketchup consistency). you water added will be approximately 1 tablespoon to 5. just keep trying to stir until the sauce looks the consistency you desire (at least as liquidy as pancake or cake batter, can be as liquidy as ketchup texture). 

take some butternut squash noodles. or any squash noodles. you go to the store and buy some noodles made out of a vegetable of your choice (squash tastes sweet though so i’m making it out of squash - i think zucchini would break down too fast in texture too honestly). put a skillet on the stove on medium-hot, some oil on it (i like olive oil), throw your noodles in. sprinkle some garlic salt (or throw in ACTUAL cut up garlic and onion if you have it - i do not). stir fry your noodles in the pan a little to get them warm. *optional steps before throwing in the noodles: adding onion and garlic until cooked, adding shrimp until cooked, adding some egg until scrambled and cooked.

once noodles are warm, pour in your sauce. mix the sauce with the noodles in the pan, continue cooking. turn the temperature down to medium so you have better control and stuff like the sauce doesn’t immediately burn. at this point you could throw in some peanuts (but i don’t have any). continue cooking until noodles are the level of cooked you desire (i like them warm and tender but not mushy - since we are talking about squash noodles, they will taste warm and a bit like cooked squash and a bit like al dente noodles). 

the whole process should take 3-10 minutes depending on how fast you mix, if you add shrimp (since that will take some cooking time before the noodles), and how fast you heat up the noodles/how cooked you make them. it takes me about 8 minutes.

ingredients (bare bones essentials only):

sauce: water, peanut butter, lemon or lime juice, sugar (brown or any). optional: fish sauce or soy sauce

in pan: vegetable noodles, oil to cook, garlic or garlic salt. optional: shrimp, peanuts, eggs, garlic, onion. 

i am eating these right now and they’re yummy.

#recipe #mejo me #rant #recipes #caveats: i love peanuts and peanut butter so obviously i like this #i like sour sweet flavors so peanut butter sugar lime garlic tastes good to me. maybe not to u necessarily #but yeah it is the closest i can eat to the pad thai i like to buty