#literally have no idea what a xenomorph is

[puppetmaster13u]

Continuing to think about This AU idea and just, slowly rotating it like a microwave.

@phoenixcatch7 had the fun idea of xenomorph-inspiration and the dollhouse being replaced by the Hive instead and I am here for that. A large cave that feels utterly wrong to anyone not part of their colony, if they can even find it. I am thinking something similar to Gemini Home Entertainment if anyone has watched that, with something between plant and flesh growing across the walls. Where one can't tell the difference between the two, or realize that it's already gripping onto them. The caves are already dangerous after all, nevermind the depths that It doesn't let anyone else into.

Also made me think about Jason, and like, so he doesn't die in the cryptid au, and definitely wouldn't in a world where he has a flesh puppet. But that still makes me think about how badly said puppet would be utterly maimed, right? Not to mention the explosion that would burn a lot of it too alongside whatever affect that'd have on his mind and human body. But now I am thinking of how the tunnels are everywhere under Gotham, how the bits of tendrils can reach through that ash, can meld with it, can for a cocoon of sorts. Turning a little robin into something else, letting it evolve into something new.

I am also rotating on if they'd be known to the Justice League like in the Doll au or if only Clark knows about them like in the Genesis au. Tempted for the second if only so there can be fun distinctly Not Human moments. Maybe the Justice League even getting concerned for their friend Superman because there's times he'll whistle or chirp under his breath (he might have picked up a few habits from his friends from Gotham) or literally snap his teeth if he's startled.

But oh the lil robins would probably be so adorable. Very fluffy and downy and brightly colored in a clear warning, but still unsettling. The way they move isn't right, like a jerky contortionist, but can also go too fluid or completely inhumanely still within a heartbeat. Not helped by the fact they don't need to breathe. O h, the batfam could most definitely be venomous. What with how in both Aus they use paralytics and sedatives on their claws and spikes, It could definitely include that within the secondary bodies.

#what's out there au #possessed doll au #y'know what I think I might call this the Meat Marionette Au lol #Meat Marionette Au #Batman Au #Cryptid batman #Cryptid batfam #body horror #rambles #I like to think that if their gifted bodies are damaged too much It takes from their human bodies #Bruce wakes up with a spine of metal partially ripped into his back one day #Jason finds ones of his arms becoming rough & clawed like a bird's-the same one that was obliterated in the other body- #It means there's still stakes for the bodies & that they can't just tank everything #They're lucky that it's been things easy to hide so far but there's always that worry of *what if* in the back of their minds each battle #Thankfully it has to be like permanent damage to effect both of their bodies #like straight up maiming #Smaller injuries just mean horrible migraines or phantom pains depending on the type of wound & the severity #They might struggle with humanity slightly because they forget that normal humans can't make certain noises or hear that well #or that they can't *smell fear* #Gotham is both terrified of and loves the bats #The babies are adorable but the parent is terrifying & can unhinge its jaw and open up its ribs and *yeah* #But that's Gotham for you they suppose #Honestly also pondering Jarro because like his body shape is very different compared to a human lol #I do like to think that they all have bits of black veins across their bodies over their hearts and such #Honestly perhaps Alfred is more mentally effected than the others seeing as he's right on top of the cave all night #I'm just saying he also deserves a second body #Tumblr plz don't eat my tags thank you

[unoriginal-and-dumb]

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Do you like dead space? The dead space franchise?? Do you want to hear about dead space?

Last year they released a remake for the first game! Anyway my favorite game from the series would have to be dead space 2, I love the new necromorphs and the added lore to unitology and the whole thing with convergence actually being a thing. In the first game released 2008 convergence actually wasn’t a thing yet. All we knew was the marker, the necromorphs, and unitology. Which is honestly why I like dead space 2 so much. I mean also the advanced suit which is literally the coolest fucking suit EVER. Anyway, did you know that the original dead space game was actually gonna be way different? As it is now it’s a survival sci-fi horror where you play as Isaac Clarke, an engineer who is trying to make sure the entire ship (USG Ishimura) doesn’t go under since everyone is either dead or now a necromorph. More importantly he is actually looking for his girlfriend who was a nurse on the ship. How the game was originally going to be was actually how Callisto protocol is. In other words, it was going to be that you were a prisoner, but some sort of infection is going around and turning people into horrible monsters that go and kill everyone else. I’m really glad they decided to not go with that idea, because the whole thing with unitology and convergence with the added PAIN of Nicole (Isaac’s girlfriend) really makes for a great game. Callisto protocol kinda fell flat for me, the weapons were kinda lame and the fighting was a bit jank but the designs were pretty cool. Nothing will ever beat necromorphs though. My favorite of the single body necromorphs would probably be the unitologist slasher, the puker, or the stalker. The unitologist slasher in specific areas doing the unitology hand symbol thing and the fact that their faces are completely obliterated is kind of poetic given what unitology is (it’s the belief that death, conversion to necromorphs, and convergence into a sentient meat planet essentially is the final steps of evolution for humanity when in all reality it is just the brethren moons way of reproducing). I like pukers because of how severely messed up they are, their faces are hollow and their flesh is melted due to the acid they hold their lungs. It’s twisted and malformed and the designs for the legs are absolutely so cool. Stalkers im biased for because I loved dinosaurs, I loved xenomorphs, I mean it’s a human contorted into basically a raptor and it screams at you and looks awesome ITS COOL! But god Isaac Clarke is such a great character. Like I said he’s just an engineer who in the end of it all wants to find and save his girlfriend because he was the one who encouraged her to take the job on the ishimura. Spoiler warning in case anyone was actually reading this and wanting to play the games. Anyway Nicole is dead, even before you start playing she was already dead and Isaac knew that. He received her last transmission, all she could really say is everything was falling apart and how scared she was, but she ultimately decided it was better if she did it herself instead of being turned into a necromorph. Isaac watched Nicole die, the one person in his life that was there for him, that tried to help him, that stayed with him and he loved her soooooooo much, so seeing that transmission kind of just broke him. He pushed it out of his head and refused to believe it. And it just gets so much worse because the marker, the thing that created necromorphs, is capable of creating hallucinations and delusions for people making them more susceptible to being killed, killing, or helping the marker reach the convergence event in order to create a brethren moon. Throughout the game Isaac experiences hallucinations, they get worse and worse until he finally finds what he thinks is Nicole and because he jsut wants her alive and well he chooses to believe it, in the end healing the marker get exactly what it wanted.

Convergence events are triggered by the markers when there is enough biomass. So these brethren moons, are moon sized living beings. They literally farm species. I’m dead space lore, the asteroid that hit the earth and killed the dinosaurs was the red marker. It was designed to take out the dinosaurs as the brethren moons know what they need in a species in order to reproduce a new moon. The marker sends out signals to the species, encouraging growth in intellect, and also creating the internal greed leading to over using the environment and being forced to find new ways to get materials such as going to the stars. This influence is key not only to create an intelligent species but for small cues in their genes to be easily triggered when they have reached their peak. This is when a necromorph outbreak will begin to occur. First, people have to be near the marker. It produces energy signals that are highly desired as it looks to be free energy, so obviously this draws attention and leads to people studying the marker extensively. Then it starts to hit those genetic cues. It depends on the person, but most will exhibit signs of heightened stress and anxiety, hallucinations as well. People who are unable to hold the knowledge of how to create more markers are driven insane, often times becoming extremely hostile as they hallucinate others to be monsters or believe that others are trying to harm them in some other way. It begins with a body, the marker also has something similar to a viral bacteria that it used to create the first few necromorphs. Once there is a dead body in proximity, it takes a bit of time but eventually it can “reanimate” it (necromorphs are NOT alive, they are simple a collection of muscles being moved around, they can’t be killed but dismemberment can stop them) the first few necromorphs are always slashers. They have large blades and strong legs, they can quickly crawl through vents and are quick and good at killing. Once there’s enough slashers around to protect the marker it moves on to creating infectors, those are severely mutilated human corpses, but their main purpose is to speed up the infection. They have a long proboscis that is designed to stab through human skulls and inject the bacteria. With infectors, the switch from human to necromorph only takes seconds. This allows for other forms of necromorphs to be created. It depends on a number of things for what determines what type of necromorph will come from a human, but the marker uses the materials to the best of its abilities. People with somethingike acid reflux may be more prone to becoming a puker, people who have been cut in half or just have a much stronger upper body may become a leaper (leg less torsos that can crawl and jump extreme distances) if the infection is along far enough the marker may begin to attack in other ways, such as creating wheezers (oo wee ooo) that cough up poisonous gasses to kill off any remain in survivors passively. Sometimes a corpse just becomes part of the corruption, which is often seen as meaty growth along the walls and floor of any areas. In the ishimura it blocks door ways, slows people down, grows tentacle like things that can grab and drag people down. It can also work a bit like the wheezers by relaeasing the poisonous gasses but it works much slower than the wheezers do, much more passive stuff. The most dangerous thing the corruption can do is create wall guardians. Humans can be absorbed into the corruption and have a stationary necromorph that can prevent survivors from traversing as easily. They are extremely dangerous and hard to kill without proper weapons. As mentioned necromorphs are dead, all you can do is dismember them to make it so they are unable to attack you so it’s not just an easy one and done shot.

Brethren moons are so super cool. They are the signs of previously powerful species, they are the reason we are alone. They harvest and kill in order to create life for themselves. A brethren moon requires an intelligent species in order to become what it is. They are hyper intelligent hive minds that are all connected. They share the same abilities of the markers but scaled to like times 100. In dead space, there is a level of intelligence that shows itself as the ability to read others minds, or if cultivated act as a hive mind. Every human has the ability to be born with it but it is rare and again one human could have that ability but it is such a low level it will likely never be noticed unless convergence occurs. Isaac Clarke does not have this ability, but he does have the other form of intelligence that makes him much more dangerous and thus more desired by the brethren moons. He is able to withstand the marker signal better than others (that doesn’t mean he can fully withstand it but yknow) which means he is able to have the instructions for HWO to create more markers implanted in his head. But that also means he can defeat the markers plans (if we are going by dead space 3 non dlc ending that means he can also defeat brethren moons but I don’t like dead space 3 very much so im not counting it) the entire idea is built around levels of intelligence, and there’s so many different levels of it. Humans as a whole are smart, but everyone has different intelligences in different areas and I’ve always been really interested in stuff like that

Anyway im gonna go now I have about 385828578385739 more words to say but I need to do other things

[tenaciousdecapitator]

Entrapta, like Catra, has all the foundations for a corruption arc. Pre-existing deviance, a solid motivation for revenge, climbing up the enemy ranks until she is the head boss's left hand, and then gaining powet over Hordak himself. Like many villain scientists she assists and joins with the good guys from time to time.

What makes Entrapta different is that, through all of this, she ISNT a mastermind, morally grey ends justifies the means scientist. She is in fact a complete cinnamon roll who's hurt by what happened but doesn't hold a grudge at all and has joined the villains because they gave her sense of belonging, and a place to foster her love of science. So you have the top dog villain at the start of season 3 when shes finally got power over Hordak, and she's using it to tell him to love himself, to show him that our flaws are what make us beautiful and they shouldn't be masked, especially if we need help. And in season 5 she's not the sneaky ex villain getting a questionable redemption, she's literally leading the front lines in terms of converting people to the Rebellion, pulling one clone of a million clones out from under Prime and immediately being able to connect with him, being the one to tell Prime to his face he will never understand love, wrecking his brainwashing network, her connection with Hordak leading to Prime's death.

It's... so OPPOSITE to Shadow Weaver, who joined the rebellion about the same time Entrapta overtook Catra in the horde and then disappeared. Weaver has the standard "redemption" arc but doesn't learn a damn thing in her life, has no humility, and is constantly fucking with people's heads underneath her silver tongued words, all stuff Entrapta literally cannot do.

So you have this very compassionate pure of heart character influencing the iron cold leader of the villains, and this incredibly manipulative abusive character influencing the leaders of the heroes.

I think it's interested how shera plays so hard with tropes.

Yes! Exactly! One of my favorite parts about Entrapta’s character is that, in seemingly direct contrast to Shadow Weaver who looks, talks, and acts like a fairy tale Disney villain evil witch 24/7, with even her attempted ‘redemption martyr moment’ just piling more mental scars onto her surrogate daughters,  everything that we’re presented with in the first few minutes System Failure gives us the idea that Entrapta is this typical (albeit sweet-toothed) Mad Scientist soon-to-be-if-not-already-villain. She lives in a classically evil scary castle on a mountain, it’s full of traps, secret passageways, and (conveniently timed) robot zombies, and there’s mutants in the sewers apparently?!? Especially since some fans know her old incarnation was a shallow villain, once she finally crawls out of a vent like a goddamn Xenomorph with welding mask eyes glowing with menace the audience thinks they have her character figured out, and then she subverts these expectations by greeting our heroes with a genuine, cheery, hospitable welcome that still acknowledges the immediate danger they’re facing and her direct involvement in it. And ever since then, all she’s wanted to do is help people and do science (and hopefully make friends with people by doing those two things). Even when she learns She Ra’s most direct and effective weakness, even when she’s given the chance to use that weakness *again* after she thinks the BFS and Princess Alliance left her for dead, she still doesn’t take the opportunity to go full "They laughed at my experiments, but now I’ll show them all! Brand New Day! Muahahahaha!” etc etc. Shadow Weaver WISHES she could’ve climbed the evil corporate ladder as fast as Entrapta did, and ironically she accomplished it by doing the exact opposite approach to SW: Being 100% genuine and honest about her opinions, knowledge, and feelings. And Hordak establishes time and time again that he hates dishonesty in his ranks (mostly because he’s not great at subterfuge and trickery himself) and gains valuable knowledge and self-worth from Entrapta’s genuine honesty. I may be forgetting something, but I’m pretty sure the one and only time Entrapta intentionally, consciously lies about something is that bit in System Failure where she find the lab and says “We’re here! Uh, I mean, of course we’re here, we were never lost.” Of course, just because she never even considers taking steps towards actual, conscious Villainy and Vengeance doesn’t mean we can’t think up AUs where she does go down that path a bit.  One concept that I’ve yet to make into a proper fic is an alternate ending to Season 5 in which she has a more active role in usurping Prime, fully disconnecting him from the other Clones before Hordak does the Darth Vader/Emperor reference, then taking over the Velvet Glove’s army of clones, droids, and drones in order to collect data on the flora, fauna, and magic of Etheria before expanding her DC Brainiac style "data collection” to the rest of the newly entered galaxy. 

anyway thanks for prompting and then coming to my Ted Talk

#not technically a question but hey I'll take it #cracked open the Pandora's Box with this one #thanks Tipsy #entrapta #she ra and the princesses of power #she ra spoilers #character analysis #shadow weaver #hordak #she ra season 5 #Cartoons #netflix #longish post #asks answered

[yaraaltroreboot]

Top 10 Annoying Orange Videos

Some people don’t like Annoying Orange, but for those that do, I wanna make a top 10 of episodes. As far as I researched, besides the channel itself posting a top 10 of episodes based on views, I don’t think anyone actually posted a Top 10 of Orange episodes, and I honestly think it deserves it.

The show created by Dane Boedigheimer, which was intended to be a one episodes thing, grew up to become something beyong he or any of us could imagine. This show revolves, obviously, around the main character, its ways of annoying directly or indirectly other foods, objects and guest stars in the kitchen. Though sometimes a joke CAN be carried for far too long, there ARE some good episodes that show the potential of this webseries and I’d like to show you some of my favorites.

Now, there are various holiday themed episodes, like the Christmas and Halloween themed ones, and certain episodes from Shocktober and Ask Orange series, and of course MANY movie spoofs. These are not entering the list, sorry. I’ll be focusing on episodes that are not part of a series, are not technically spoofs, challenges, or asks to any character. Mostly pattern adventures in the kitchen, other locations and those I perosnally think that used the comedy better. 

NOPE, not using the first ever episode, it’s cheating!

10 - Close Encounters of the Annoying Kind

Yeah, despite the title it isn’t a spoof episode, but it does involve the main idea: Pear and Orange get abducted. By what? Greys? Xenomorphs? Predators? Nope, BROCCOLI! Alien Broccoli! And I’m really sure the short-lived Cartoon Netwrok show took notice of this episode and saw an opportunity there. Really, I do like most of the episodes in the show, so don’t you dare judging me.

Back to the episode, that’s basically it: Orange and Pear are in a spaceship, with alien broccoli planning to dissect them. I just question why Orange seems to LIKE Justin Bieber, but this episode IS from 2010, so it was before we knew who he really is. I also really like the Broccoli Leader voiced by Evan Ferrante aka NotTomCruise. This early episode has a simple premise, the jokes flow properly, it’s good. I really like it.

9 - The Amnesiac Orange

I was torn among this one and The Exploding Orange, but honestly, I think this one has a lot more funny potential. Basically Orange gets hit in the head by a canteloupe and forgets who he is. Then, an apple comes by and trick him into believing he’s an apple. That is brilliant, and a little mean. But then again, he IS an apple.

The casting is excellent, the memory loss scenario is used very well here, and for such a short story, we have quite a lot of laughs. I at least laughed very much at this one.

8 - ZOOM!!!

Another basic plot: Orange takes an energy drink. Just that has plenty of potential, like in the Family Guy episode New Kidney in Town’s beginning. The energy drink that gives the episode its name is voiced by Bobjenz, well known for the voice of Grapefruit. And it might be the pitch, which is actually something well handled by the webseries’ characters, but hearing Zoom’s voice and excitement at his first appearance brings a big smile to my face. 

Also, adding a bit of venting here, in early episodes, Pear’s a lot more patient with Orange. He’s annoyed like everyone, but he still handles it with patience Orange’s hyper boost. Later episodes show Pear as intelligent and often hysterical, and always trying to hard to be something he isn’t. Like, in his extreme challenge videos, he seems to care too much about what others think of him. This early episodes Pear has a good will, patience and doesn’t deny being Orange’s friend, even though he’s annoying. I miss this.

7 - The Fruitbowl!

Orange and Pear narrate to us a Superbowl game and Little Apple literally becomes a part of that game. In Brazil we have the World Cup transmissions, but boy, the Superbowl events sound and look awesome, from the games to the crowd and performances. Heck, Michael Jackson started this trend.

There are funny moments, great slapstick and everyone gets a moment to shine. Marshmallow’s cute show is short but any moment with them is so cute. Please don’t bring up the gender discussion, It was settled recently that they're non-binary. This is a very good episode in my book.

6 - Clam’s Casino

This particular one is among those I hit replay for. A clam and his associates bring up a Vegas-style casino to the kitchen and we watch the Kitchen Crew, as we expect, bet and lose all their money. It’s a cliché, but clichés work when they’re properly used. 

Brock Baker gave a great performance as Johnny Clam, and the jokes are well-written and portrayed. Certainly we’ll think twice before we gamble.

5 - Pickleback

I’m really confused about why people hate Nickelback. What happened? What did I miss? Anyway, this episode shows obviously a pickle version of the band brainwashing food to get pickled despite their song apparently being awful.

And Orange’s annoyance actually manage to save the day for once. This is quite refreshing and enjoyable to see: Orange helping his friends with what he can do. Another video on the replaying book.

4 - Fan Boy

At a certain point, we were and maybe still are all fanboys and fangirls, and when we get to meet our idols in person it’s like a dream come true. Imagine being a fan that’s a fan of the Annoying Orange? 

Fan Boy’s behavior sort of remind us all of how we feel in this sort of environment. He even quotes the fan joke from an episode and how vintage things are. This episode works with what it has very nicely.

3 - Limes

Brad freakin’ Paisley! Really, Brad Paisley comes to the kitchen as a lime to cheer Orange up with a song. Musical episodes are always good, and Brad is really talented. This one reminds me a bit of Excess Cabbage, de in facto first episode of Annoying Orange I watched. So I hold it really dearly to my heart and added it to the replay book.

The song, the environment, the optimistic message, it’s a gem. I so reccomend this episode and this song.

2 - Cookie-DOH!

Everyone in the kitchen hides for Dane’s cooking something and when the oven gets open, a piece of cookie dough voice by Alexa Losey can’t wait to get in, and explains how she wants people to eat her, and the scenarios she often thought about. 

I relate to her with having big expectations and feeling very upset when none of them come true, and reality is a b-word with us. It’s a feeling we all got to deal with and maybe still have to. I call this one a relatable character and this episode a great one on my list.

Before taking a stab at our number one here are some Honorable Mentions:

Best Fiends Forever

Grapefruit moves into the kitchen and Orange and everyone else can’t even. And also a different side of one of our favorite foods.

The Leprechaun Trap

A clever parody of advertising, as you probably seen in SNL multiple times, and on many Youtube viral videos.

Bacon Invaders

Just having Harley from Epic Meal Time means we’re off to a great episode!

Annoying Marshmallow

Unlike Annoying Pear, I really like Marshmallow doing Orange’s job, and actually making everything great and enjoyable for everyone. Really, Marshie, you are the best!

The Land Beyond the Kitchen

A train ride to the title’s world and the promise of the best adventures ever.

1 - Magnet Madness

This is another on my replay book. Orange and his friends are witnesses of a situation between the fridge’s magnets, two of them voiced by Ross Everett and Eric Scwartz, later the voice of the Gaming Grape. I love bullying-dealing episodes of any media, and this one has great comedy, born from the simplest parts.

Yeah, Orange and the others are mostly aside, but they still are a part of that whole thing. This is a very funny, very good written, very interesting Annoying Orange episode. It might not be for some people, but any episode that shows a great way to deal with a bully is a fine one for me.

Do you agree with the list? What is your favorite Annoying Orange video?

#annoying orange #list #episode #top 10

[eldritch-spouse]

Hmm I think neomorphs would understand bonds and maybe could bond w humans?? I also think they *could* be smart enuf to understand human culture

Like imagine ur horny and u start shedding ur clothes and the neomorph immediately knows exactly what u want

I think I heard u say this abt breg in one of ur fics, but they would def also make low noises to comfort a mate bc I imagine them as very territorial

I also feel like they could have have a crush on a human if said human took care of them(or they just find them mate worthy) so they try to pursue u.. I remember one scene in a movie where rhe neomorph just stood quietly infront of a human (b4 getting killed oop) literally towering over them.. if I was there and had it staring at me like that I’d feel some romantic tension

Yes, that's what I was hinting at with this ask.

To me, I believe their ability to form bonds outside the species would stem more from the fact that they're the "blank slate" before David 8 starts fucking with them to make the xenomorphs we know. But take what I say with a grain of salt, I'm rusty on Alien lore. Anyhow, I don't think David could have made xenmorphs into such a social/colony-based species if the neomorphs themselves didn't already have some level of surprising social adaptability.

The scene you're mentioning is a tad dubious because the person standing in front of the neomorph was David, who is a synth. Xenomorphs can tell a human apart from a synth, so I'm keen to believe neos can do the same, and they might have hesitated purely out of morbid curiosity. It could also just be the fact that the neomorph had recently eaten, and therefore might not have had as much of a violent drive at the moment. Though the way they reacted inquisitively to David's exhale, as opposed to violently, is a good start.

My idea with that comic was to explore that hypothetical bond a little bit more, this time in a setting where you meet one in a premature stage and experiment with the possible outcomes of raising one of these beings (which makes absolutely no sense from a realistic point of view, but all my brain cells were effectively shut off when I sketched it). You're under the impression his obsession with you is typical of pack behavior, and to a degree it is, but you mean more to him. And that only sinks in when it's already too late to do anything about it. Now, I'm a yandere blog primarily, so of course the neomorph was implied yandere in that comic.

The bond implies that he'll get to know your body through scents and gestures. Just as he'll be able to decipher your intent from the tone of your voice and you'll pick up on the different meanings of his vocalizations. It's a learning curve, but they're very fast learners and extremely adaptive, so you might "synchronize" much faster than expected. Naturally, this would definitely lead to him understanding what abrupt stripping means, or if nothing else, gouge your arousal through some sort of scent stimulus. Mimicry is likely to happen at some point, wherein the neomorph will attempt to reproduce your own sexual gestures in an attempt to behave more like you and further erase any sort of communication barrier.

When it comes to noises, I haven't really thought about it too much, but I like to imagine they might be capable of differently pitched rumbles, judging from that same scene where they interact with David. Not all of their high-pitched vocalizations might be born of hostility/fear/alarm, but if they're quiet around you it's probably a good sign.

I'm on the fence about them being territorial. I can see neos being protective, but I just haven't seen enough to determine if they'd stick to one place and become attached to it.

[scarlettaagni]

Do you have any hc for Yautja?

Where do they live perhaps?

Do they have tribes?

Does every male have to defeat an Alien to be a man or do they also something else?

What's their opinion about the opposite gender of their kind?

And so on^^

Why I sure do but there is so many I have 'em all here

As for specifics, I like to think Yautja Prime is literally across the galaxy from Earth

Tribes/clans were kinda like a compromise for writers who have their own ideas of how Yautja are like but I've always liked the idea anyways, same way we have countries with different customs and governing systems

I do like to imagine some ubiquitously held beliefs, and I think all Yautja hold xenomorphs in high regard and are the standard for Blooding Rituals, but I think any creature on that level could be considered a suited substitute.

Every Yautja respects the fuck out of women or they will perish. Women keep their worlds turning and they will fold anyone into pretzels for even thinking of disrespecting them.

#asks #yautja #predator

[sodiumlamp]

Picard

I guess I should talk about the main plot, since the show finally got around to advancing it.

All right, so in episode 1, Picard meets a "synth" which for some reason is what they call androids now. This android supposedly has completely human body parts, which sounds like a complete misunderstanding of what an android is. Like, if you built a replicator that can be held in one hand and it only replicates destructive energy beams, then it's not a replicator, it's a phaser, and while that may be a great accomplishment in itself, you still suck at building replicators.

Anyway the Romulans in this show can sometimes spit xenomorph acid blood, and the synth explodes when she gets hit with acid blood and also an exploding phaser. But Dr. Jurati insists that there must be a second one just like her, because that's the secret special rule for building purely biological androids, a thing she insists is impossible and has never been done before.

So Picard wants to find the second synth, if only to atone for his failure to help the first, and after five fucking episodes of bullshit he finally finds out she's on this derelict Borg cube, which is some kind of Romulan facility where former Borg are trying to recover and de-assimilate themselves. But the Romulan double-secret police are also looking for the second synth, and while Picard was screwing around, a Romulan agent has been seducing the synth, trying to find out where she came from so he can destroy any others that might be out there.

Everything comes to a head at the end of this episode, the sixth, where Soji finally finds out she's an artificial life form, the Romulan dude betrays her, she escapes with her new super powers, meets Picard and they escape together.

This feels like the climactic ending of part one of a two-part Star Trek episode. If this were TNG, the first Synth, Dahj, would probably die early into the show, then Picard would learn of Soji and track her down (with some far less circuitous process to save time) and then have the big escape on the Borg Cube. Dramatic music, fade to black, to be continued.

But this isn't a two-parter, it's a ten-parter, and it's like watching paint dry. Most of this episode is spent "revealing" things the audience already knows. Picard used to be a Borg! Rafi has an estranged son! Jurati killed Maddox! Soji's a synth! The Romulan dude is just using her to find her creator's secret lab! Hugh is in charge of a Reclamation Project to de-assimilate former Borg! Nearly everything that happens in this episode is just a rehash of stuff we've already seen in previous episodes. The show just keep mulling it over like a cow chewing its cud.

It's treated like some big deal when Soji finds out what she is, except she's literally the only character who didn't already know. It's not even dramatic to watch her reaction to the reveal, because we already saw her dead sister go through the exact same thing in the first episode.

That's why they did the whole twin android gimmick for this show. It's nothing deep, they just wanted to drag things out as much as possible, so they made two copies of the same character to make this take longer. We've been hearing about "synths" for six episodes now, and we've met two of them: Dahj and Soji. But we still don't know anything about them. How do they have superhuman abilities if they're made of flesh and blood? What are their strengths and weaknesses? Do they have real memories, or are they just blank slates with only their false memories to define them? How do we know they aren't just genetically enhanced clones with false memories implanted into them? And does the distinction even matter at this point? What is the point of building androids with purely biological bodies?

I'm sure the next four episodes will shed some light on this, however slowly, but what ticks me off is that they devoted the first six episodes to this idea and have yet to develop any of it. Dahj died before she could even do anything, and Soji's been marking time ever since. Fuck this show. It's the drizzling shits.

#mike watches picard #sheer fucking hubris

[daintyduck99]

#2 for writers choice?

Tagging @urfriendlywriter again! ❤️

Bobby buries his smile in Julie's hair as the rest of their friends scream and rave about the xenomorph massacre unfolding on the screen. He'd told her that this movie's really not that scary, more action oriented than the original, but she'd insisted on molding herself into his arms, anyway.

In case you secretly get scared, she had said, and her big brown eyes had danced with mirth as she leaned in to kiss his half-hearted objection away.

She's doing great, content as a cat in his lap even as the action ratchets and everyone gets louder. She hasn't said a word since the nightmare sequence at the start, evidently entranced, or maybe just that comfortable. She'll find any excuse to sit in his lap, after all. Not that he minds.

It isn't until the credits are rolling and she still refuses to budge that he gets a little huffy, nudging her shoulder.

"Jules, let me up. I need to pee."

Luke bursts out laughing, and Alex sends Bobby an incredulous look. Flynn just shakes her head, (poorly) hiding a smile as she turns to grab a popcorn bucket, and Carrie just rolls her eyes. Reggie’s not even trying to hide his grin, and Bobby zeroes in on him with a glare.

"What?!"

"Dude," he snickers, "you're trapped. Julie's been out like a light for ages."

Bobby swears. "I knew she was a heavy sleeper, but I figured even she couldn't sleep through your all's squalling."

The room immediately erupts in protest, and Bobby merely raises his eyebrows, waiting for someone to realize that they're literally proving his fucking point.

Luke catches on first, and he pauses. The rest of the group quiets as he does so, just like they would during a rehearsal. He rubs the back of his neck.

"Alright, I guess that's fair. But really? You had no idea that your girlfriend's been using you as a pillow this whole time?"

"I—she does that when she's awake!" Bobby defends, wrapping his arms more tightly around her. "She doesn't talk much when she gets really into a movie, either."

Flynn hums, tucking the popcorn bucket under her arm as she considers them, eyes flicking from Bobby to Julie, who hasn't so much as stirred.

"She doesn't really get into scary movies, you know. They used to make her just as jumpy as the rest of us."

"Aliens isn't scary," Bobby says with flat sincerity, the exact same way he's already said it a million times, which makes everyone object (also for the millionth time), but he's still mulling over Flynn's words by the time they trickle out, looking at the angel asleep in his arms.

Is she really just that comfortable with him? Could she really find him—comforting?

He's always sucked at comforting people. Hell, Carrie's his sister, and there are times when the two of them awkwardly shuffle around each other, desperate to help but incapable of avoiding some sort of emotional landmine, or of expressing something genuine that might be rejected.

It's easy for him to be around Julie. He doesn't have to say vulnerable shit to her, usually. It's like she looks at him and she knows. And when he does say it, it isn't always through clenched teeth. She can coax it out of him if that's what he needs.

No matter how much she reassures him otherwise, he's been half-convinced that there's no way they can last, because—it can't be as easy for her to be around him. It's hard to believe that he does a quarter of what she does for him, that he's good enough for a girl like her, bright and blazing like a supernova, larger than life.

But she hasn't just been telling him. She's been showing him how wrong he is.

The proof is right here in his arms.

As he maneuvers them into a more comfortable sleeping position, pulling a blanket off the back of the couch to cover them, and she twists, half-awake, to tuck her head under his chin and snag her fingers in his shirt, it's almost easy to let the naked truth spill from his lips, to whisper it into her hairline.

I love you.

Her contented little sigh tells him that she knows, that of course she knows that he reciprocates, and he floats into one of the most blissful sleeps he's had in some time.

#bobby x julie #soft romance prompts #niche rarepairs my beloved #jatp moon and stars #ficlets with ash #julie and the phantoms

[ferallore-hound]

oh boy oh boy oh boy am i here to tell you how much that was not rhetorical.

i guess the best place to start wpuld be simply with HR Giger and his rise to fame with his biomechanical artwork. Biomech, as it sounds, is the combination of organics and mechanics, most often represented with human/animal anatomy where joints are replaces with gears and pistons, but infused with muscles and tendons. Gigers art was particularly inspired by Salvador Dali, HP Lovecraft, and Alfred Kubin

(some examples of their work in order of who was listed)

(The Temptation of St. Anthony ,The Shaggoth,Homage to Rimbaud)

Giger was enlisted to the design set by Ridley after he viewed Giger "Necronimicon IV", for which the Xenomorph was designed after.

"Giger's design for the Alien evoked many contradictory sexual images. As critic Ximena Gallardo notes, the creature's combination of sexually evocative physical and behavioral characteristics creates 'a nightmare vision of sex and death. It subdues and opens the male body to make it pregnant, and then explodes it in birth. In its adult form, the alien strikes its victims with a rigid phallic tongue that breaks through skin and bone. More than a phallus, however, the retractable tongue has its own set of snapping, metallic teeth that connects it to the castrating vagina dentata.'"

The Alien is meant to incite sexual horror in men specifically, between ita phallic shaped head/inner tongue and vaginal secondatry mouth, whule still maintining no sexual dimorphism (except feom the queen) so you cant tell if its a male or female.

"however, he could not conceive of an interesting way for it to get onto the ship. Inspired after waking from a dream, Shusett said, "I have an idea: the monster screws one of them", planting its egg in his body, and then bursting out of his chest. Both realized the idea had never been done before, and it subsequently became the core of the film. "This is a movie about alien interspecies rape", O'Bannon said in the documentary Alien Evolution. "That's scary because it hits all of our buttons." O'Bannon felt that the symbolism of "homosexual oral rape" was an effective means of discomforting male viewers."

after this point all of my thoughts devolve into a garble of pointing and hand flapping so enjoy what i was able to provide and i hope we become moots bc i wanna talk abt alien w ppl so so bad

BY THE VOID, THANK YOU! This is so well done. I fucking LOVE IT. I'd LOVE being moots! 😭 I need somebody to info dump on, too!

Putting my own thoughts below the cut so nothing gets too long.

I always thought the idea of making (usually cis) men uncomfortable via graphic, fictional representations of rape was SUCH a good change of pace. It's refreshing, not just in terms of "flipping the script", but the way it's presented is often beautiful, and grotesque.

I remember watched the "horror" (read: fetish) movie "Don't Breathe" with my FATHER not knowing the plot twist (because that's the point of watching the damn movie...) It made me so fucking uncomfortable. It's just a fetish film, honestly. It handles extreme, very real events with no grace or creative liberty. It's horrible.

ANYWAY! Back to Aliens, I think that's also why I fucking LOVE the hive system the Xenomorphs work in. I know some people don't enjoy these terrifying, eldritch organisms being "reduced" to something so earthly as a hive system, but let's be honest, it's effective way to reproduce/gain numbers, and it's still just as scary.

That's the reason I adore the QUEEN herself. Her design is powerful, and elaborate. She sure as hell plays and looks the roll of queen. She's the epicenter of the species who commands all those under her as she "births" more of the monstrosities to destroy worlds in her children's wake. She's the only feminine being binding the hive together into an organized destructive force, and she doesn't even need a male to fertilize the eggs. (<- also a detail I really like.) She's quite literally an evil girl boss LMAO I love her.

These are the main reasons (and I'm sure there's more,) as to why I love HR Giger's original art work, and how it was shown in the first two movies, then later beautifully presented again in Prometheus 2012. (<- somebody please be obsessed with the Engineers with me, I love them, and need to bang one asap LMAO)

It's an amazing example of art that's meant to "comfort the disturbed, and disturb the comfortable."

#tw rape mention #h r giger #alien franchise #alien 1979 #aliens 1986 #alien movies #h r giger art #hr giger #autistic stuff #favs tag

[madcatdaderpydrawer-blog]

none of my xenos would be able to understand how the TFs, or canon SAMS Eclipse, or Crystal's Lunar, or Blue's BTB crew hurting each other. Xenos that came from the same queen are literally mentally linked to each other, so if one gets hurt, the rest of the hive feels it. so if one hive member attacked another, they'd feel their pain. The idea of attacking and hurting a sibling is incomprehensible to them, both by their animal-like xeno logic and the more human-like logic they have due to being genetically altered. The DA xenos (I call them the Broodwatchers) would just look to Bear (xenomorph Freddy) in confusion as though he can explain what's going on (he does not understand either and looks to Gregory and Vanessa in response)

Does Gregory and Vanessa know what’s going on, or are they just gonna give these confused beans a shrug?

#sams au #crossover stuff

[randomperson339]

Hey so I made an "understand my ship in five minutes" things, which was very hard because Xernalia isn't as... human as the template assumes.

now to explain the top bit: Xernalia is axenomorph, and therefor doesn't have human gender or sexuality. This post explains some more inconsistencies with human ideas of... existence i guess? So "queen" would be the closest thing she has to gender. She's just what we would consider to be the "girl/woman" gender of the xenomorphs.

Also her sexuality is "Thomas <3" because she literally made herself have a crush on him. I haven't released the chapter where she does it yet on here, but you can read it on AO3.

now the age difference. You see Xernalia was "born" in... -1 months. She's like not even born yet, but she does have thousands of years worth of memories and experiences, and has been designing a very attractive form(that my @silksong-when didn't depict here for PG reasons I assume) that she's going to grow into, when she's done being born.

#xenomorph x human #monster x oc #monster x human #ship dynamics #understand my ship in 5 minutes #shipping #i mean they are my ocs #but like #i just #ship it

[bearpillowmonster]

I watched Days of Future Past last night and I decided that since it wasn't all it was cracked up to be, maybe I'd check the comic, it's probably the most popular and I saw potential in the story so I tried it out.

It starts with a retelling, getting us caught up with early X-Men lore which I guess I sort of needed since the movies and cartoons are what I'm more familiar with but I could've picked it up easily. The second issue is Nightcrawler's birthday and he basically dies from one of his gifts. Wait, is any of this relevant? No. No. No. Ok, Uncanny #141, now we're at the time travel.

So differences from the movie, they hunt mutants but it's more complex.

Year 2013? Huh, and the movie was 2014, that's nifty. Then M is hunted but certain individuals are allowed to live and work for the Sentinels so it's a wasteland but not an apocalypse. The movie just lobbed H and A together and said that any of them could breed mutants, I guess, it was a really quick line. Colossus and Kitty are an item. Then Rachel is the one who sends them back in time, who is Jean and Scott's daughter. So all that build up and you failed to mention that? I had to look that up on my own? Oh...this is her first appearance...they probably didn't even know themselves. Also Kitty is the one to go back to 1980.

Some of those previous comics explain certain relationship aspects like Kitty's hesitation towards Nightcrawler but I didn't care enough to have them there.

They're after Kelly not Trask. To a degree, I see why they changed some of these things, Wolverine was the main of the movies and it's a good excuse that his mind could take it and they already had Kelly be a plot point before, Trask was something people wanted for a while as well as Sentinels so it only made sense to make it correspond. They're also after Charles himself and Moira, who is his colleague. She's in First Class but I wouldn't blame you for not knowing that.

Those two are actually invited to the meeting to debate Kelly. These people know mutants exist and who they are, they even pick them out in a crowd. So yeah, the X-Men are already established. Destiny is there so another mutant that does the opposite and tells the future- in the past, so they get vague stuff like "there's an anomaly" meaning Kitty but they don't know what and don't see as far as 2013.

They can move Kitty's body so there's no need to have someone sitting there holding her head all day while she's in time, so yes, they do jump back and forth to show 2013. Magneto had a wheelchair btw, that's poetic. I'm sorry?! what is that?

Wolverine's electric piss beam? Hello? Wtf? But it basically ends at that same meeting where they fight and in the movie, Wolverine is bent out of shape from seeing Stryker, making him lose his time grounding but with Kitty, she just has it after we see her friends in the future getting killed, only to assume that she too was found and killed and the original Kitty took over again. Yeah.

And the rest of the collection is a- am I reading this right? An alien comic. No like this thing looks almost verbatim

Purple Xenomorph with a dual head and eyes as it chases Kitty through the mansion. How is this con- you know what, I'm not gonna bother. So while the comic ending is bold, I liked the movie better but I have a bit more of an understanding where it went wrong because it had to push to expand the comic, putting in all that Magneto stuff at the end and having a second confrontation with the president this time. They show various villains that happen to be in the white house at the end of the comic but it's just a tease, the movie didn't do it because they literally used those characters in other movies and killed them off, I could see them trying to flesh that idea out though. Where does that go exactly? It's not in this collection.

I really don't know specifics, the wiki just says Black Air and time manipulators so maybe it would be the other way around, I don't know. Overall, not so impressed with it but I like the characterization.

#x-men #days of future past #comic #marvel

[realhankmccoy]

peterson's a lesson in how to shit your brains out and cuck yourself

probably his concept of 'the devouring mother' is the easiest to spot of all his lies, being that these people who swallow that line literally roll on their bellies for the chance to propagate some alpha male's toejam and feel like they 'did it themselves' by granting themselves a participation trophy for whatever scribble they came up with of slavish obedience.

but the cuck never knows it's a cuck. all of Trump and Peterson's cucks think they've taken control of the situation.

they've got no control, tho. the hierarchy is clear and so are their hatreds.

their code of conduct is the one that Trump wrote.

they expect to be approached in exactly the same manner Trump's xenomorph said they should be appoached.

adult control of the situation

and original artistic ideas

are nonexistent for them, for they have cucked themselves.

Peterson's weak mind, like the weak mind of all these cucks, is incapable of grasping the adult situation of climate change.

how would a Baby Boomer stuffing his face and clinging to the pantlegs of the Rightist politicians for so long

ever be able to adjust to care about climate change in a serious and responsible way?

of course he can't.

he, like all the cucks down below, tries to redirect the situation towards The Man's wellbeing... pure hierarchical corporatism in which you had better please the Boss who's given the job interview

and all these cucks like to feel like the Boss themselves

but always come across like that Boss Baby film or worse

#jordan peterson

[cateyedfox36]

its so weird to say

I honestly have no idea how fucked up my pneumonia is bc what's really keeping me in pain is my ribs and chest muscles.

Like could I walk Bailey? Who fuckinh knows, bc if I cough I start crying bc my ribs feel like they're trying to burst from my side like the 2nd life cycle of a xenomorph!

So I'm on a couch, wrapped in this medical corset thing my mom had,hoping if I breath deeply I won't pass out. Or start coughing so hard I'll never be able go breath again.

On the upside boss is being his very best "camp director" self and assuring me he doesn't hate me bc I've been sick for almost an entire fucking Month!

Gods I love him. Such a good guy.

Going to thr chiropractor tomorrow. It'll be my first time ever, and I should probably not tell the "doc" I think her whole thing is a scam but at this point I'll drink literal snake oil to alleviate the pain. Not a great idea.

Apparently big sister actually popped her own rib back when she'd coughed it out. I alas am not that butch. I will cry and pass out though.

[2due-the-anteka]

Alien: Covenant, what a laughable disaster trip (long post and good laughs I swear)

No, guys, you don’t understand, this movie... this movie!!! I very rarely write here but man I had a blast with this shit and all for the wrong reasons lmao

let me share the... experience, fuck it why not! Have some extract from my spamming my bestie over discord lol 

So Alien has been one of my fav franchise, I love Aliens (1986) when that shit wreck of Prometheus came out, my mom and I were excited to the roof and lmao we got out the theatre absolutely disgusted. This pushed me to skip the sequel of course, until today.  By the way, I had no idea it was a direct sequel, I saw the xenomorph on the cover and thought it was a pure, well written, enjoyable spin-off... oh my poor old soul wished

Movie starts with Chad sr talking to Chad jr-droid having an existential crisis... since that shit of Prometheus Alien took an existential path and I'm like wtf has to do with alien eating your face???? Also gotta love how in the latest alien movies you always pin the android as the murder-butler...

Boom we’re in space and random apparently unavoidable disaster happens, 10 min in bodycount: maybe 10 ok nvm 64 people died in 10 mins, captain just burnt into a crisp in his pod, yummy and oh look the cowboy crew member is called Tennessee...

colonists get a random signal from a hidden habitable planet and it's take me home country road, because why the fuck not, new capt is like let's go find out instead of taking their 2000+ colonists to the planned planet, it's quicker than 7 year trip so they send a team on new planet no protection whatsoever, just oh yeah the air is good, must be SAFEEEEE

They find mini pods like mushrooms, they see pollen and they think nothing of it CAN'T BE THAT DEADLY RIGHT First guy get infected the lady with him takes him back to the mini ship where this other girl is fixing communications Guy starts dying ofc panic com-girl is hysterical, just screams, no one there is a medic, they analyse the guy with just gloves no mask, no suit, no protection, boom blood every-fucking-where Oh look a monster emerges from his back first girl is stuck with him in a room annnnnd she diiiiies (to be read with Phelous’ voice)

com-girl gets a gun misses and fires and misses and fires again and misses

and both girls literally slip on the guy's blood... one misses the monster by a mile with the fucking gun

I fucking lost it here lmao I was ready to quit but I was laughing so hard I decided to go on, from here it only gets better I swear I was constantly imagining cartoon sound effects from now on and couldn only laugh harder

the result, ladies and gentlemen

Oh look second infected guy is dying and another pseudo xeno shit brat emerges 

LOOK HOW GRACEFUL HIS SON IS, GO MOFO GO LMAO

I wish I was drunk to laugh harder

SHE GOT GOLLUM IN THE ASS

Fear not, Gandalf came to save the day

ah no, sorry, it’s just Fabio

And now Fabio is singing with this image I'm... speechless

Fabio please no, not the bowl cut wtf are you doing

For context:

Go, Gollum, go!

am I watching a weird version of the lord of the rings...? oh btw still no xenomorphs 1h and 15 min in just Gollumorph

oh the mothership got the sos tennessee is like let's bring our immense ship into the plasma storm on the planet to safe 5 losers and put 2000+ people in danger.... DON'T YOU HAVE ANOTHER MINI SHIP YOU FUCK

LMAO NOW YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE

I love how this last scene has creepy music but I'm laughing too hard to be scared

my bestie: “Kiss a mushroom”

communication, captain:

bride is ready to kiss they literally whistled at each other capt is like that mofo just killed that useless girl, communication my ass  **shoots**

broom is upset bride is ded lmao rip bride Gollum

WHY IS THIS FUCKER ON THE POSTER I'm waiting for him to appear in the movie and it's almost over

Fabio takes capt to see his experiments “don't worry they are perfectly safe take a look at the eggs” eggs open “don't worry go closer” me: are you really falling for that...? capt gets closer... me: 3, 2, 1 aaaaand you're ded facehugger time yaaaaay

captain wakes up me: congrats you're pregnant you fuck

A random awkward selfcest android kiss appears

too bad it wasn’t meant to be...

mad Fabio fucking stabs stoic droid and this one just folds on himself IN MIDDAIR FWIP!

and drops like a rock, solid THUNK

I’m losing it at this point so hard you have no idea I’m in tears god help me if you’re out there

XENO FINALLY ARRIVES TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH BITCH, WE’RE 1H AND HALF INTO THIS FUCKINGMOVIEISWEARTOGOD

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No gonna lie, I liked this scene, so dumb

Do you wanna talk about Jesusmorph our lord and savior?

SON WHY THE FUCK DID YOU JUMP INTO THE CRANE’S JAWS???? WTF ARE YOU DOING

ded

ok so... movie over, right?

30 minutes left

EXCUSE ME WHAT

Not gonna lie (x2), I liked the last 30 minutes and the stupid plot twist even toddlers could see a mile away

Good end

Yes, I’m still hysterically laughing even now and after writing this post, send help

and I’m gonna finish with this

I couldn’t say it better

#alien: covenant #what a fucking movie #god help me #i need a nap #big thank you for the reviews on letterbox

[the-firebird69]

We're beginning to see the society is drained they're making things people can't eat same stuff people don't want to hear running around being huge assholes to themselves and trying to get rid of people so I'm going to start a donut shop a donut company that makes donuts that are edible and we have them already the donuts we have several shops but they're combined he tried to do it and I denied it but he knows what it's like here people jonesford all day long the coffee the donuts in the right Bean they don't use green bean people don't like it it's too sharp it's got too much k and it's nasty for people makes you poop our beans are ripe you have tons of people who can do it down there Columbia and we're taking that area ironically LOL aren't you up there getting your ass beat by xenomorph yes but it's funny Chris okay I can still see you can lift your head it's going to keep punching you f*** you... The joke is funny because it's set inside the alien ship with them both stuck to the wall next to each other. Now they're spitting at each other like children... So if you don't get a donut shop going I'm going to get one going I want the old fart old fart old fart healthy donuts donuts cheaper by the dozen donut shop no Thor says donuts by the dozen no Thor says Hera's saying that was our stuff, she says he doesn't have to ask her again.

There's several titles really names for the companies when I did mine is dead door donuts everyone's saying no to that one it means something how about holy donuts okay I've had too much coffee today zig zagg says and Zach says mostly zig

They say they're going to fix the verbiage good.

Take over Dunkin donuts keep the same name spell the name properly cuz there might be something wrong with it and change the donuts out in the coffee for donuts with different sugar and low sugar and better flour and baking not fried with all bad oils

That's the winning idea so be taking over and they won't know but they will sort of you can tell by the sugar to be sugar all over everything and then they'll be just a little bit of sugar and stuff we have alternative sugars and they're not that bad it's going to be hard to tell and just put on there we bake the donuts here not fry at this location so I'm going to go ahead and do that that's how they put signage up in Dunkin' donuts and the language is not correct on the sign so we change the language a little that's about it and the equipment it's coming down the pike that we can't do it but we're already buying them up it's our story is sold it as anything oh well countersuit it's his stuff we're moving on it too he wants to be able to dunk donuts that's why

Huge sales on light bikes huge the whole world is switching over quite literally sales on all the other motorcycles is reducing rapidly sales yesterday on regular motorcycles or about 500,000 septillion total today there were 200,000 septillion and yesterday light cycles were at 500,000 septillion total today they're at 800,000 septillion total and there are 300,000 conversions which means that the sales are made up by conversions as well it is a huge industry and zigzag started the conversions of mopeds scooters and other such devices and they have 1.5 million septillion conversion kits out and it's growing they love them they're smaller tire they're around 4 in 3 and 1/2 in some cases and yes they're for some electric ones not many though because most electric have that rear motor and we're going on it too we're moving to change over vehicles to light cycle drives they're more efficient they work much better they're much safer than they handle much better they're easy to work on as well it's easier to change a tire you just take it off and put a new one on it's it's almost like 15 minutes and jacking it up it's not a problem it's very easy so we're going to go ahead with it and we're looking at trucks and big trucks and all sorts of things soon it's going to be on everything and there are some science fiction films with our tech in it and our stuff in it you almost did it in aliens but they changed it back it was in there I remember seeing our son says

Thor Freya

He says he wants to go to the car show had to find out where and when it is