#lollol

[teecupangel]

Dc x Ac Crossover idea

Desmond survived the solar flare and thru events become bruce Waynes sugarbaby

Feel free to ignore just thought it might be an interesting concept

To make this easier for us, we’ll have Desmond transported into the DC world after the Solar Flare. This way, we don’t have to make an excuse why the other DC superheroes couldn’t do something about the Solar Flare or how they learned about it too late.

Or… you know… we can have Desmond meet Batman because the Justice League was able to stop the Solar Flare and that leads to Batman learning about the Grand Temple and meeting Desmond.

Anyway, regardless of how it’s done, the main setup would be that Desmond would set up shop in Gotham because it’s more of his alley. The rogue gallery there is something he can manage and Gotham is under Batman’s purview so he doesn’t normally have to deal with the other DC characters… normally.

In this situation, Desmond would not know anything about Batman or DC as his world doesn’t have DC comics. So when he meets Bruce Wayne in a gala or something where he’s working as the bartender, he just thought of him as a charming rich dude.

A charming rich dude that he sucked off during his break.

But that’s about it.

Then, a few weeks later, Bruce Wayne comes into his bar and they talk…

He serves him drinks and one of his “we have no menu you eat what I want to cook for the day” meal…

They fucked in the small apartment he has above the bar…

Bruce Wayne leaves and Desmond thought that would be the end of it.

He wasn’t expecting anything from Bruce.

And he’s trying to keep a low profile as he build up his information network so he can plan how to to be an Assassin in Gotham without making a mistake that will shatter the order holding Gotham if he was to start building his Brotherhood.

Then…

Bruce Wayne visited his bar once again (always while it was closed) and…

Things spiral from there.

At first, Desmond assumed they were fuck buddies which he didn’t mind.

Then…

Bruce started giving him expensive gifts and Desmond can’t say no, not when his Bleed of Ezio has given him a taste of how nice it was to have expensive good quality things…

And then…

Bruce started taking him to places… high quality hotels… restaurants that need reservation for months just to get in…

Vacation spots that needs them having to use Bruce’s private jet…

It was only when he finally met one of Bruce’s sons, Damien Wayne, who calls him ‘father’s paramour’ that he realized…

Holy shit.

He was Bruce Wayne’s sugar baby.

.

.

On the other side of this story is Bruce who had been surprised (and enjoyed) by the blowjob and had only done a cursory check of Desmond’s identity because… well… he has a history for romancing people who would stab him in the back later on and…

… came up blank.

Desmond has an identity, sure, but it was fake.

Before that…

There was nothing.

So he went to the bar to investigate further and…

They fucked in Desmond’s place above the bar.

After that…

Bruce started to visit to keep an eye on him.

He started to feel bad because he was having sex with someone who doesn’t know he was trying to figure out their real identity (especially when Desmond seems so earnest about how he appreciates Bruce’s visits) so he started… giving him gifts as a way of apologizing without really apologizing.

Then he started taking Desmond out, starting with Gotham to check if Desmond is okay being seen with him then…

He started bringing Desmond to other places, trying to check if anyone would recognize him some way or another.

And feel bad because he is making Desmond bait for whatever past he was trying to hide.

Until Damien called Desmond ‘father’s paramour’ and Bruce realized…

He was too deep in this that he cannot tell Desmond the truth in fear of Desmond leaving him and no longer even caring what past Desmond is hiding.

… oh.

He was in love.

… well, fuck.

#it would be funny #if the dc world turns out to be #a world where desmond let the world burn #and from the ashes #they rebuild history and such #so the league of assassins are actually the organization juno and minerva warned him about #and maybe they recognize desmond as the father of understanding #lollol #anyway #ask and answer #assassin's creed #desmond miles #bruce wayne #batman #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #fic idea: batman #fic idea: crossover

[mysicklove]

dissapointed in the lack of fics that are just missonary sex with nanami. nothing kinky. just love

#🔪 - mello talks too much #LOLLOL #nanami be my husbamd #I will-you will treat me so well #cant even write thirsts about him bc i just #hes so #husband

[g0r3cutz]

OH WHY CANT I BE LOVED PLS SOMEONE LOVE ME ANYONE

#self mutalition #ana rant #i cant do this #i’m not here #i’m just a girl #someone love me #tw self destructive behavior #self destruction #lol #i’m going insane #i’m killing myself #ima kms #LOLLOL #going crazy

[the-last-f2p]

Yandere promt day 7

7. "Cruel, terrible people live out there, people who want to hurt you. Is it so bad to be away from them?”

TW: Stalking , death ( nothing an egg cant fix) , Y/N is kinda like Sun Tzu

The vigilant Yaksha, The anemo Adeptus , or what you like to call him the dude who you caught staring at you when you were at Wangshu Inn. Xiao wasn't one to participate in something if it didn't onclude slaying demons he muched prefered to sit and watch. Watch the traverller fight Childe watch you sleep watch Ganyu and Keqing hang out watch you fight watch Rex Lapis die watch you write another war stratergy.

So you see when the traverller asked Xiao to fight Azhdaha he declined saying I have to fight a demon. So then the traveller asked you and you said

"Sure I would love to see how the amazing saviour of Liyue fights!"

you of course were added to the party. Maybe Xiao was a bit stupid for not coming or maybe you were a bit stupid for sacrificeing yourself for a zombie girl. I mean yes you were a war stratergist renouned by all of Liyue , had many near death exprience and an Electro Vision... Maybe you should of taken your own advice

"Ponder and delibrate before you make a move" - Sun Tzu Y/N L/N

If you did you wouldnt've ending up in the Wangshu Inn with Xiao who felt quite mad he looked the same I mean you were to how were you supposed to use a bow with a broken arm and leg?!

"Y/N." "Xiao if your worried its fine nothing an egg and some (favourite food) can't fix!" You tell him giving him a finger gun.

"Of course I'm worried about you look at you, you almost died! Maybe you should stay over for the night I mean its dark and you weak a suscepitable to attack you're all about waiting maybe you should take some of your advice and wait here." Xiao adivised you well more told you. You probably would've if it wasn't for the fact you had Breakfast with Ganyu and Keqing.

"I really cant Xiao I have breakfast with Ganyu and Keqing tomorrow and it takes to long to get from the Inn to Liyue so I'm just going to-"

"No you're not. Cruel, terrible people live out there, people who want to hurt you. Is it so bad to be away from them? You saw it first hand." "Ganyu and Keqing can wait go rest." He then dissapeared... You still felt he was watching you though so you went down and told the Boss Lady you were staying here for the night gave her the mora and went to bed . Though before you fell asleep you though before you fell asleep.

"Maybe you should take your own adivse..."

"Never trust a friend who is silent." - Sun Tzu Y/N L/N...

A/N: Again I'm sorry about day 6 but I am gonna try make these longer and open requests thank you and goodbye! - Sybilliya

#xiao #genshin #impact #xiao genshin impact #yandere prompts #yandere xiao #yandere genshin impact #yandere #heres another tag #go viral #lollol

[eivor-wolfkissed]

I have never experienced a love so strong, the kind that develops quickly and feels like you and this person were meant to meet and be together. Like what the hell I feel so lucky and happy right now 😭 I am shedding happy tears from love and romance it takes a lot for me to get there. What the fuck I love my boyfriend so much!!!! I am so thankful to the universe and all the gods that we met. Seriously our time together is magical in a way that I haven't felt with other lovers. Posting this here to get off my chest 😭 I'm a sappy boy and I am deeply in love

#also he is so fucking sexy and hot he looks like a certain actor I will not name who I crushed on BAD for YEARS #like this is an added bonus I would be with him either way #it's just a lil spooky sometimes 😹 #cause if my eyes are half shut and I turn around in bed he does look like the spitting image of the man who made me discover my sexuality #LOLLOL #am I fucking dreaming?? 😻 I never want this to end

[satocidal]

Did I cry last night after watching a reel? Yes💀

#idk it was some stupid shit like who would pick you in a room full of people and lmaooooo #ya so I got sad as shit and then said fuck it #and went to sleep #lollol #rome builds//

[redwildfury]

Anything

(Im hilarious, comedy genius)

I laughed so hard at this I couldn't even breathe!

#Online sis #You are so funny I can't #I literally can't #Amazing sense of humor #Got me rolling on the floor! #I can't #Lollol #Lmao #My asks

[scoruspio]

Tiktok findd, nyot minee

#lolLOL #about reading #reader #lonliness

[storge]

Miss Jiang has been waiting for you all day. She said if she can't see you today, she won't see you ever again.

Story of Kunning Palace (2023) 1.37

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #cdramaedit #userdramas #cdrama #asiandramanet #cdramasource #dailyasiandramas #asiancentral #asiandramasource #zhang linghe #bai lu #xuening x xie wei #mymymy #ep 37 #bailu glares my belovedddd #and linghe does the 'yeah i messed up' face sooo wellll #the way he really just left for the whole dang day after dropping the bombshell of marriage #like broo lollol #someone give this man relationship lessons #i wanna smack him but then sit him down and tell him his wrongs in a nice manner

[teecupangel]

Basim: That bloodsheed was needless.

Me: There was no button to pickpocket, Basim!

[Contractor Request: Do not kill anyone] failed.

Me and Basim: (Proceed to systematically kill every single guard for a freaking mirror)

(but in all seriousness, I think it's either a bug or the pickpocket option is locked when enemies are looking for Basim... which would have been a good plan if I did that on purpose to get him to a more secure position and not because the controls decided I wanted to jump down instead of jump into the rope thing and alerted the guards.)

#no regrets #sure we didn't get 2 scholar tokens and 65 money #we don't need them basim XD #assassin's creed #basim ibn ishaq #teecup plays ac mirage #... finally #the funny thing is i haven't taken out the first order member and i already unlocked the trophies for #staying in max notoriety for 10 minutes #assassinate 10 guards from hiding spot #hide 5 bodies in bales of hay (basim assassinated them while hiding in the hay and dragged them inside) #assassinate 10 guards in a row without triggering open conflict #lollol

[oshiawaseni]

Japan’s concept of confession and why Ochaco might not confess

“Confession” is a big deal in a country as subtle as Japan. Not all people have the courage to confess, but when starting official relationships confessions are often expected. This is what I know confessions to be like in the world of manga: Person A talks alone with Person B and shares with them the secrets of their heart. “I like you please accept my feelings.” This usually ends either with them going out or A being rejected by B. The usual reason for the rejection is “I like someone else.”

I’ve been having some more ideas about the day Izuku fell into Kacchan’s arms and how what Kacchan did for him was almost confessional in a way. He told Izuku what was in his heart, why he bullied him and that no matter how much he tried, he just couldn’t escape him. He called him “Izuku” and we saw the impact this had on Izuku’s face. 

Izuku just couldn’t believe that Kacchan was calling his name properly for the first time in 12 years, it completely shocked him, and after apologising for everything, he told Izuku, “Come home, let’s do this together. We need to help each other in this fight against AFO.” 

The conclusion of this confession was that Izuku acquiesced to 1-A’s request for him to return, but it was only really possible because his attachment to Kacchan triumphed over his motivations to stay away. It was Kacchan who broke down his walls with his apology. It was Kacchan who filled him with hope that things would be better, and Kacchan who finally hammered into Izuku how important it was for him to be part of the collective. That his inclusion was very wanted and needed, and that he in turn can rely more on everyone as well. That together, they can push forward, trusting in and helping each other.

I think what hurt Izuku the most during his solo arc was being away from his friends, but especially Kacchan. Because that day in the rain, he literally gave up on his solo vigilante mindset for him. After hearing Kacchan’s unbelievable words he had patiently longed to hear for years, it was impossible for Izuku to stay away from him any longer. As he passed out, he stumbled a few steps towards Kacchan who, without missing a beat, caught him in his arms and gently held him. This embrace told us “From now on it’ll be different. I’m gonna be here for you, Izuku.”

So to recap all of that... Kacchan became vulnerable and spilled what was in his heart, Izuku accepted his desires, with it all culminating in them becoming closer. Which is just like a successful romantic confession!?

I think after watching this all go down, something inside Ochaco clicked. A lot of the class are rushing over to Izuku when Kacchan catches him because they’re just so worried about him, but a few of them, Ochaco included, stay standing back. It doesn’t make much sense at all. But we’re given a zoom in of her without knowing any of the thoughts going through her mind.

They got Izuku back, but she doesn’t really seem all that happy. Momo says to her “this is just the first obstacle we aren’t done yet” and she agrees. Ochaco knows that there’s still more they as a group need to do for Izuku to make his return happen. But the fact that there’s a few panels dedicated to zooming in on her staying put, her almost emotionless face (mirroring Shoto’s) while she’s watching Kacchan save Izuku and his new unbridled intimacy he has with him - could be telling us that there’s something else she’s processing.

Is this moment somber for her because she realised the person Izuku needs the most is none other than the person he has openly admired since she first met him? The very same person who always bared his fangs at Izuku because he was scared him getting close?

Was Ochaco witnessing the beginning of something new between them and suddenly finding herself sidelined as a contender for Izuku’s affections?

Somehow… this could be what it was all about. And that’s why I think there’s a good chance Ochaco gave up her crush on Izuku for good when she witnessed Katsuki return his love and embrace him after that emotionally-charged apology. After this, a more defined distance between her and Izuku appears visible in their next scene together. A respectful distance of Izuku’s own choosing.

It was like a definitive line had been drawn out that can’t and perhaps shouldn’t be crossed. Maybe they both understood that the person Izuku wanted close by his side has always been Katsuki. That desire wasn’t simply a pipe dream to Izuku anymore, it had become reality. And who is Ochaco to get in the way of that?

And then it’s almost like she is bookending Katsuki’s confession to Izuku with a confession of her own about Toga, putting a close to the Izuocha chapter and she makes a comment which feels double in meaning. “I guess that means we are the same.” or You love a boy, just like I might love a girl. (To put it bluntly)

And Izuku remembers this line again after he gets separated from Kacchan and Ochaco is telling him to go. Go back to Tenko. Go back to your Kacchan.

The concept of “knowing how someone feels because you love them and always watch over them” comes up from time to time in manga. In a way, that’s also a reason why Kacchan and Izuku understand each other as deeply as they do and they aren’t afraid of showing it off. They were always watching each other from a safe distance and learning things about each other in this way. I think during chapter 322, this concept is what was happening to cause such a realisation in Ochaco. (And it’s also for this reason Tsuyu, who never had feelings for Izuku, still doesn’t get it.)

It was hard for her, knowing everything she does about Izuku’s deep attachment to Kacchan, to learn that Izuku’s affections for him weren’t one-sided and they were now closer than ever before… That’s why I don’t think she’ll want to get in the way by confessing anymore. If Kacchan’s apology was intended to be compared with a romantic confession, then Ochaco is probably aware that Izuku already “has someone he likes”… and that person isn’t her.

#bakudeku #idk if this is Hopium copium or whatever it’s just my thoughts and feelings lately on ochaco’s state of mind #and why I don’t think a confession is going to happen #prone to being wrong at any time ofc lollol #but that said I also fantasise about Izuku rejecting her if she does haha 😂 #it would make for the best kohei troll ever #I think she’s going to accept togas feelings too #so there’s that #Katsuki’s feelings for Izuku aren’t going to be shoved aside #it’s mutual lol it has to be #kacchan loves deku #deku loves kacchan #op #Bnha meta #kana writes #I WAS GOING TO WAIT TO POST THIS BUT NO MHA THIS WEEK #LETS FALL INTO DELUSION TOGETHER MY SISTERS #i hope this makes even a little bit of sense but even if it doesnt then #I still hope you got a kick out of reading it! #this is all only my thoughts/theories - hopefully something nice to think about :) #<3 #must read meta #bkdk canon #oopsss

[ye-yamen]

It's bed time 🌙

#vocaloid oliver #oliver vocaloid #vocaloid #my art #im on a drawing frenzy lollol

[ilovekrishnarjun]

#krishna x arjun #krishna and arjun #arjuna x krishna #krishnarjun #arjun x krishna #hinduism #brihannala x krishna #krishna x arjuna #krishnaandarjunislove #lollol😂😂 #my first post #krishna in the 21st century

[sillyhoneybear23]

CHASE SERAY ...Cesare...The foodtruck man himself!

#bigtop burger cesare #bigtop burger #zomburger #Cesare fanart #kinda like a emotion pfp but im practicing facial expressions #ill make more soon hehe #if i spelt it wrong its because im lazy and didnt look it up even though we all have computers in our pockets lollol #ENJOY #click for better quality #if i touch up my art ill just post it in a new post instead of deleting this one

[steeleyespan]

this kind of shit annoys me like idk how to phrase it but i think its actually perfectly fine to dislike landlords for being lazy if youre working your arse off to pay rent and they. arent. Obviously the idea of laziness is like a product of capitalism to make ppl feel bad about not working hard enough blahblahblah but i mean just on a basic level, people are toiling in the retail/amazon mines to earn a pittance that then goes to your landlord who has done fuck all to earn that. They literally get to be "lazy" BECAUSE of your hard work its a privilege. Am paying this cunts mortgage for him am allowed to call him lazy

also people working 40 hour weeks in 'unskilled' jobs, get called lazy/told to get a "real job" all the time as well LMAO why are we dying for landlord rights. Like yes if we lived in the dreamworld were we'd moved past the very concept of laziness and disentangled peoples worth from the amount pf work they do this would be different but we uh dont. It's actually praxis to tell landlords to get a job in mcdonalds

#i am NOT talking about the hypothetical disabled landlord who cant work a 'real job' because of that #i literally know loads of disabled people at my work who HAVE to work in order to pay rent lollol #weird holier than thou thing people love to do on here its pointless imo #also i think 'im mad because my landlord does fuck all while i work myself to death' is probably a thought that leads people into becoming #leftist lol again most people are not engaging in the leftist discourse wars and those are the ppl u have to reach 🙄 #This is probably incomprehensible i KNOW what i want to say. decipher it yourself

[vespulagermanica]

Enjoy my awful gay anchovy paste.

Everyone look at my girl My Woman Ernestineeeeeeeee

#What if oscar wilde dated someone over the age of 23 #<robbie tag lollol #pdp #ernie scudder #ocs