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gunthermunch · 25 days

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Max: Billie Billie: shhh Michel Cera is about to say he’s gotta pee on her Michael Cera: I gotta pee on her Billie: aahaha! Max: I suggested Scott Pilgrim once and now it’s all we watch Billie: you should’ve suggested something less good then Billie: oh this reminds me! What did Elsa say that left you so emotionally distraught the other night Max: …how did ‘’I gotta pee on her’’ lead to that Max: sigh She made an excel sheet to help me pick a guy to date. Because she thinks that’s what I should do instead of whatever I’m doing right now Billie: oh my gosh Max: I know, she’s sick Billie: she’s a GENIUS! Max: what Billie: Max! you NEED to get a boyfriend! Max: I said DATES I- Is it that bad to prefer one night stands?? Billie: it’s not about the one night stands, it’s about you! Max: that makes it even worse. Billie: I mean, there has to be a reason you don’t contact those guys after fucking around, right? Right?? Do you GET it!!! Max: …I’m not letting an e-dater question my love life?? Billie: I’m just saying, Max! if I was you I would totally think about it. and do it. Because it could help me out. Just go on some dates and experience something different from what you’re used to Michel Cera: You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone. Max: christ.

Ale: Maximiliano! I was just wondering ''what could that gorgeous little imp be up to tonight'' so WHAT have you been up to?! Ale: it’s rhetoric, I really don’t wanna know haha! Max: hey uh… yeah, it’s been a while. Sorry about that. I swear I really wanted to text you Ale: you don’t say Max: I’m trying to be honest you moron Ale: ooh. oh. can we leave it for some other time? Over some brunch maybe? My girlfriend is here Max: excuse me Jackie: hi Max! I’m Jackie. Big fan! Ale: she means that Max: I’m sorry when did you get one of those? Jackie: he’s so funny Ale: like a week ago. Ain’t she adorable? Max: oh yes she’s a sweetie. Totes. Ale: i think you two would adore each other, for real Ale: anyways! What have you been up to? Hangin’ there?

Billie: he’s with child Max: he’s with WOMAN Max: how- WHY didn’t he tell me?! We were JUST seeing each other a a couple months ago Billie: BABE babe calm down. Why did you call him anyways? Max: because he was head first on Elsa’s sheet, now I’ll need to phone this OTHER dickhead that meets most of my standards and I kinda have a thing for. Stupid fucking Jackie I hope you die Billie: hey… let’s detox. Take my word, no more men for the rest of the week. Max: no more men. You. Billie: If there’s something I love more than Pierce, is my hunger for sistership Max: you know I’m not a woman right Billie: No boys, only us. And Michael Cera. Max: … Billie: trust me, I’m your girl.

#look who it is #ts4 #munch #max villareal #ts4 story #billie jang #alejandro lopez

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theplottdump · 28 days

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🌻 for Sunny 💛

🌻 OC in something from the 70’s filed under: outfits that give your father a heart attack

#mailbox #molloopsytoo #ask game #well well well #look who it is #thanks for the asks!!

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bloodycowboyclub · 1 year

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AEW All Access: Sneak Peek Ep. 2

#kenny omega #adam cole #aew #aewedit #aew all access #*#gifs #LOOK WHO IT IS

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happy-emmdings · 10 months

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“Jones. You knew him?”

“Aye. He was my captain, and my brother.”

#look who it is #fuckin these two #liam just got promoted to captain #killian jones #liam jones #brothers jones #ouat fanart #nya draws

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maineventpapiuso · 7 months

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"Shotzi is here back in NXT"

#shotzi blackheart #wwe shotzi #WWE NXT #shes back #WWE #NXT #look who it is

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slime-sandwhich-nom · 10 months

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#look who it is #gegg sona #very polite #geggsona #qsmp

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h0bg0blin-meat · 10 months

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Rhea: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Cronos: They do.

Oceanus: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

#look who it is #greek mythology #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek myths #greek myth memes #greek mythology memes #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #rhea #cronos #oceanus

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nkogneatho · 1 month

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*reappears from the phantom zone*

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!

#oh my god??#look who it is #the person who left me😔#soulmoots.°•♡#kirby♡

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scmantic · 1 month

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is that RISH SHAH? oh, no, that’s NICO BAJWA, a TWENTY-SIX year old MUSICIAN who uses HE/HIM pronouns. they currently live in QUILIPUÉ, and the character they identify with most is KUZCO FROM THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE. hopefully they find their own little paradise here in el país de los poetas!

BASICS

full name: nico rahul bajwa hometown: los angeles, ca sexuality: heterosexual birthday: august 15 zodiac: leo sun, capricorn moon, taurus rising height: 5’11” languages spoken: english, some spanish marital status: single children: none traits: creative, confident, charming, dramatic, selfish, pretentious career claims: lany (discography), danny l. harle (producing and composing)

HISTORY tw brief mention of car accident

born to a business mogul and his socialite wife, nico is an only child (and it's obvious) who was doted on from the moment he was born

he never wanted for anything, was spoiled beyond belief, and was definitely never told no

he was raised primarily by nannies and his mom, time with his dad was precious — he traveled a lot and nico didn't get to see him

time that WAS spent with his dad was usually on a yacht in ibiza or a high rise in dubai (very chill) where nico learned that the world truly was HIS oyster

he started playing around with music in middle school, taking lessons for piano and violin and teaching himself drums and guitar

he quickly became drawn to experimental pop and dance music (thus danny l. harle claim... producer of charli xcx and caroline polachek among others)

he started out composing and producing in high school and working with artists that his dad helped connect him to (nepo baby but IS actually good at what he does, duality)

he also started writing his own stuff and instead of going to college, started to release his own solo music

his music quickly gained popularity and he kept it up AND kept up producing

he got into some trouble last year at a big industry party and had to pay a LOT for property damage (accidentally drove his car into a pool)

so he decided it would be best to drop off the scene for awhile and has been chilling in chile for the past few months; he's still making music and being an idiot, but more In Hidden

PERSONALITY

uhhhhh a narcissist, thinks the sun rises and sets for him, god's gift to earth

he IS talented and good at music, but sometimes hard to see past the fact that he is an asshole fr

party boy, playboy... dumbass boy

very very charming, like you may not initially notice the sheer amount of cockiness because he is laying the charm on thick, but talk to him for too long and you can tell you're being schmoozed

not trustworthy, not a very good friend (unless you like things to be paid for, because that he will do)

feel sorry for any woman that has ever dated him because he may spend money on you, but he will not be putting in any emotional labor

sings a lot of sad boy breakup songs, but mostly because he has a distorted view of WHY and HOW his relationships fell apart — gaslighting himself and others!

if i had to pick a good quality? he IS funny

and he is hot

there, two good qualities

WC found here pinterest found here

#valpohqintro #well well well #look who it is #me again

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dr111ft · 4 months

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