At the beginning of the movie the tower Snow sneaks into is blocked off because the bridge connecting it is gone and the support beams holding it is precarious and the only way to it is via magic root bridge by the magichard and it’s probably impossible to climb there via parkour so now I’m stuck wondering what kind of Olympian god bullshit did Snow have to pull to get up there, MULTIPLE times, and avoid magic mirror detection to sneak onto the tower, and then further clime up to the high open skylight to get into the tower.
I really want to know how she did that
Girlboss
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A parakeet wizard that gets frustrated that every time they try to use their scrying mirror some other parakeet wizard that looks a lot like them shows up and blocks their view.
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PLEASE RESUME HURLING ME OUT THE WINDOW THIS IS TOO MUCH
Fai tenderly letting his magic fall to his hand, not as if its his, but gently, as if holding the last remaining memento of Syaoran. Adding the -kun to his name to make their bond clear, despite everything that's happened
(And how, if he takes the magic back, this part of Syaoran will be gone - but then maybe, this part of Syaoran will always be with him too)
And Kurogane picking up his sword (in his remaining hand), as HIS final piece of Syaoran. The sword that they went shopping for together in Outo. The sword that he trained Syaoran how to use. The sword with his iconic flame on the hilt.
AND HIM ASKING WHY HE COULDN’T HAVE USED HIS ENERGY TO STAY ALIVE INSTEAD OF APOLOGISING
BECAUSE THEN HE’D STILL BE HERE
Oh I'm BROKEN. Both of Syaoran's dads holding the piece of him that they shared one way or another. Kurogane taught Syaoran his swordplay, that central part of Kurogane's identity that means so much to him, and Fai's magic was used by Syaoran directly - the magic that has been THE defining feature of Fai's life, and this is the part of it that they BOTH used.
AND IT'S NOT ENOUGH. THEY DON'T WANT THESE THINGS BACK.
THEY'D RATHER HAVE THEIR SON.
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i had a tiefling rogue tav too, and she ended up romancing gale and having wyll as a bestie, so i imagine it's just...
baldur's gate's most stealthy and efficient heist expert, with her two beloved party members who both get sad when the enemies can't see their Super Cool Impressive Moves or hear their Witty Combat Remarks.
PLEASE LMAOOO... this is almost exactly how my game went too 😭😭😭!! Those two have the funniest combat styles compared to rogues its the best.
Gale was also permanently in my party because I played co-op with @katagawajr who romanced Gale with her tav Vaeril 😭 (who's like a ray of sunshine wizard so it was them three like this :D :D :D and then rana -_-)
^they are going to argue about fighting styles in .26 seconds.
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for years and years ive had the worlds weirdest issue where like.. if someone is wearing glasses (not all shapes - not large or round glasses, most often just rectangular glasses) i feel like theyre mean/want to hurt me. like the same person will put on glasses and my brain will be like "oh.. danger.. this person hates you.." and then theyll take them off and im like "oh nvm. just a regular person". ofc this is a very silly thing (its bc both my mother and stepmother wore those types of glasses when i was growing up) but usually its not an issue bc ofc i can ignore it and just talk to the actual person lol. but now EYE need glasses.. and ofc i didnt get square glasses but large glasses dont look good on me, so i have small oval glasses and. its kinda doing it you guys 😭😭 im looking in the mirror and im like "ah.. enemy.. this guy wants you dead.."
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father grimaldi: forgive me, lord, for i have sinned.
constantine: — understatement of the bloody century, that is.
father grimaldi: the chapel is closed to the public! who are you? how did you get in here . . .?
constantine: did you know vatican city has the highest per-capita crime rate of any nation state in the world? i'd have thought a touch of breaking and entering's pretty much par for the course around here.
so #1, an undeniable slay.
#2, how long do we think he was sitting in the confessional booth waiting for the guy to wake up from ellie's fake vision quest. like an hour? checking his light, practicing his Big Reveal Pose TM? he probably brought a book with him and just shoved it underneath the seat cushion when it was time to show off.
#3, knowing how intensely he studied & continues to study in order to teach himself magic at such an absurdly advanced level without any teachers to formally guide him? and how that level of dedication would absolutely carry over into researching a mark / making sure he had every corner of a confidence scheme nailed down pat? i like to imagine that the day before this meeting was spent with his severely under-caffeinated ass parked at a public library computer, squinting at articles for 'most important things to know about vatican city before you travel' or 'top 10 little-known facts about vatican city' and using the back of his boarding pass to take notes on what would be the best throwaway line to blow off all the usual questions with.
also, he probably woke up still in his travel clothes less than two hours before this scene and had to hustle to get suited up in time for his Dramatic Apparition. the demon blood was boiling so bad in that chapel that it was giving him a killer migraine. he didn't get breakfast so his stomach was growling the ENTIRE time. but all that meant was he had plenty of room to eat UP the runway and that's EXACTLY what the fuck he did.i'm
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It's almost strange seeing Fai use his magic after all this time, and I can’t even enjoy it knowing what it cost
But oh how the spell he casts here also looks like an eye as it takes them into Evil Wolverine’s Evil Branding Department HQ
Like they're all being carried by the exact piece of Syaoran that he left behind (Fai's Eye) for them to use
Ohoho
Ok despite everything I do like Evil Wolverine looking completely different to normal. Evil Wolverine bleeding? Evil Wolverine almost looking scared as they show up?
WONDERFUL. Lovely sight. 10/10, only improved by Kurogane and Lava Lamp leaping into the air to attack him instantly.
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I like how I traded in 300 art projects for 300 fics. Anyways. Classical fairytale story with all the bg3 characters?
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teeny weeny man in teeny weeny world
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my asoiaf 3rd round change of heart is that I Do Not want anyone else riding dany’s dragons sowwy .
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