#make him go be with abbie

[thinkingisadangerouspastime]

i don't understand why someone would write a pairing if they obviously don't like it??? what??

#on the one hand ofc i understand spite writing #but also???? i read a kincoy fic last night that was written by someone who obv shipped jack and abbie #and that's totally cool like to each their own #but the way they wrote kincoy???? the fic was painful in the sense that i could Tell the author was writing it to justify #why they didn't ship kincoy #HELLO??? what is the point???? #like bro 💀 i was reading it like '... are you okay?? do you feel miserable???' #also tho im biased bc i despise when authors tear down a woman in a relationship to support another relationship involving the same guy #and a different woman #just bc jack and claire were a thing doesn't mean you need to write it so jack realizes claire never really loved him in order to #make him go be with abbie #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE??? #im sorry i have more respect for female characters than that to pit them against each other from the GRAVE #i can't deal lmao #i read the whole fic bc Why Not (didn't leave a rude comment or anything obv; i am a big fan of the back button) #and it was pretty ooc so arguably my whole point is moot bc the fic didn't have a handle on any of the characters it featured 💀 #especially abbie 😭 rip girl u deserve better #the fic had the GALL to say lennie and claire barely knew each other! WHAT!! #anyways the author just didn't like claire lmaoooo #and hey that's their prerogative who am i to judge 😌 #now that i've gotten That out of my system #i need to go back to my research lol #one day i'll write a post-aftershock l&o fic that legitimately explores jack's relationship with his assistants bc damn #that fic did claire abbie and jamie dirty #for the record this was a very old fic on ffn #i don't think the author has written any l&o in a Hot Minute #amy rambles

[springlock-suits]

Au where Mike fucking died in that hallway and they made him possess the empty dog animatronic

#'mike wont let us take abby' 'we kill mike so he wont get in the way' 'abby wont play with us if we kill her brother' #'then we put him in an animatronic. then he cant stop us and abby can still have her brother' #'that sounds like a good plan with no flaws whatsoever lets do that' #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #i miss back when we would make aus n stories where the nightguard becomes an animatronic lets go back to that #theyre literally was a dog animatronic btw i dont have pictures but at first i thought it was bonnie #until i realized the red bow was like. a dog bone an a red ribbon #soo tempted to start drawing mike n abby as animatronics. the only thing stopping me is tired and lack of references #the doll animatronic in the movie reminded me of the doll animatronic charlie had in her closet in the novel series #and i know theres some doll on one of the frights covers too does anyone know anything abt that one? it looked like the animatronic as well #v nice to see a non sl human style animatronic. nice to know what those'd look like #actually makes a ton of sense to be a doll since freddy and gang are plushies #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #i wish we know what the feddy head saw trap was for tho #five nights at freddy's movie #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #fnaf au

[buddiesmutslut]

Hot Take

BUCK IS THE BEST PERSON TO GIVE DATING ADVICE TO CHRIS, HEAR ME OUT.

Okay, I know we're all laughing about women fleeing Buck and how awful he is at relationships, but I don't feel like that's true.

First of all, just because a relationship ends, doesn't mean that it FAILED. Dating is as much about getting to know YOURSELF, what you want out of a relationship and what your own boundaries are as it is about getting to know the person you're dating. It's about growing, and learning from your mistakes, and I feel like Buck HAS done that. I'm not saying he's a perfect dater (the Taylor/Lucy thing, wtf was that?) but also, he has gotten better.

With Abby, he grew from fuckboy Firehose to someone that is considerate and thoughtful to his partner. (I don't LOVE that we credit Abby for his growth, since he was the one that made the initial boundary to not meet up right away because he didn't want to fall back into that sleep with anything that moves mindset, but she is mostly credited with it canonically, so we're going to use it.) Also, she didn't leave because Buck was a bad boyfriend or anything. She left because she needed to find herself after her mom died, and that's it.

With Ali too, she left because of his job, because she couldn't handle being with a first responder, which is a genuine concern for a LOT of people. It's hard to love someone with a dangerous job like that, and not know if they're going to come home at night. It had nothing to do with who Buck was as a boyfriend.

With Taylor, that whole relationship was a mess, IMO, them getting together when they did was a recipe for disaster. Obviously, Buck shouldn't have asked her to move in because he was scared to tell her about Lucy, but I'm not saying he's a PERFECT dater, I'm saying he's learning, and that's what's important. When he did admit to the kiss, Taylor is the one that decided that it wasn't a hard line for her, or she would have broken up with him, living together or not. It probably would have been awkward and complicated, but it was all of those things when they DID break up later in the series. From this relationship, Buck learned that it's better to be alone than it is to be with someone for the wrong reasons.

He has had a lot of growth from s1 to the end of s6, and that is clear in his dating.

Now, everyone that's saying Eddie should go to Bobby or Chim for advice, I'm going to say this: It's easy to date when you immediately find the person you're going to marry.

Let me be clear, I'm not saying that Madney & Bathena don't have their own struggles within their relationships, but Bobby and Chim got pretty luck, they found women that they clicked with and then eventually fell in love with almost as soon as they went looking.

When Bobby decided he was ready to move on from Marcy, the ONLY person we actually see him dating in the show is Athena, and they end up married.

After Tatiana leaves Chim, and he decides that he's going to be himself and look for a genuine connection, Maddie is conveniently placed in front of him.

I'm not saying that either of them are bad daters, or bad partners or anything, but we don't really SEE them date. Maybe it's because they're older and they already know what they're looking for and what they can and can't accept in a relationship, but realistically, it's wild to think that you're going to fall in love and get married to the first person that you find when you start dating. The majority of people have to date around and actually look to find the person they're meant to be with, not magically find them right out of the gate.

Especially for a FIRST first date, it's all about figuring out how dating works, what is and isn't expected and acceptable and navigating getting to know a new person, as well as yourself, and I think Buck is the clear best option when it comes to experience about women. He's had several girlfriends and also convinced only God knows how many people to sleep with him, so he's obviously charming, and pleasant to spend time within a romantic situation.

Also, God knows nobody is asking Eddie for dating advice, since the man only married his girlfriend bc she was pregnant and then had to be told (BY BUCK) that he deserved to be happy in a relationship instead of sticking it out for everyone else.

Anyway, this has been on my mind ever since that interview came out with everyone making fun of Eddie for going to Buck because he's had (based on what we're reading about Natalia's character) 4 "failed" relationships, but again, I truly believe that a relationship ending does not automatically mean it failed.

Also, Eddie goes to Buck because they're CO-PARENTS & SOULMATES but all of this other stuff too 😂

#buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 #christopher diaz #buck x eddie #Buck is learning and that's what dating is all about #9-1-1 season 7 #9 1 1 abc #Eddie also just loves Buck and wants to share everything with him #so of course he's going to call his kid's second dad when said kid mentions going on his first date #they're going to freak out together like that summer camp arc #but way more because it's CANON that they're co-parents now #Ali Martin #abby clark #taylor kelly #This has been plaguing my mind for like a week and I needed to get it out #Stop making fun of Buck because it hasn't clicked that he's not straight and in love with his best friend yet lol

[possiblyawesometmblr]

here's my theory based on the trailer: vanessa is a bold-faced liar. because look at this. this shot right here.

abby is stood well within lunging reach of foxy. she's right there. and sure, this could just be foxy getting distracted in the moment, but look at abby. she's not backed away. her hands aren't thrown up in defense, she doesn't even look scared.

if their goal was to "make her like them", they should be attacking her, right? at the very least, abby should be scared or something, but she's not.

my guess right now is that the animatronics and the kids inside are likely trying to protect abby from becoming like them. but vanessa can't let mike know that. she has to keep him distracted from the real person who's out to get abby --

the same one who got the original five.

#it's just strange to me that there aren't any shots of the animatronics actually attacking abby if that's their goal #you would expect at least one right? #but nope. nothing. she is never in a shot with an animatronic that's actually going for her #granted they did some good editing to make you feel like they are #but if you pay close attention there's always a cut or a scenery change #also if vanessa isn't revealed to be a follower of afton i'll be shocked #that's basically her entire character at this point #i don't see what helping mike does for her and afton unless she's actively laying down red herrings for him #fnaf #fnaf movie #vanessa fnaf #abby schmidt #mike schmidt #mike afton #william afton #theory #but that's just a theory a tumblr theory thanks for reading

[munamania]

real life drama moment eye roll sams apparently struggling bc he wants to move out and is touring this building hes been eyeing but his roommates dont want him to but also apparently theres beef and he just 'doesnt want to be friends with those people anymore' and he was really vague about what that was all abt and his friend group and who he wanted to even still talk to. and well. not my circus not my monkeys....... but im gonna go ahead and keep my feet in two lanes here does that make me a shady bitch. girl i literally dk any details and thats fine but like. idk whatever..

#personally me and ur roommate r fine so gonna just chill there and also thank my fellow dyke they went on a trip with #just for being a lesbian hashtag dyke swag (we met once and high fived over this) #again not my business but all i know is that apparently some of them planned trips even to where hes from over break and didnt talk to him #abt it. and i was like well did any of you just talk about spring break at all and he was like no. so. okay.. and then he talked vaguely ab #doing so much for them to try and make them like him again and i was just like well once again #did anybody in this friend group ever just like have a direct conversation about anything ever. lowkey. i said it nicer than that #and the answer is pretty much no #like ok blames not fully on u ig but if we had unspoken beef and u were adjacently doing nice things idk that id. recognize that..? #esp just with. the busy-ness of sams life. not trying 2 be callous #idk in general that group just needs to fall apart once again why have u known each other since freshman year #go to like. therapy. also. ok im sorry to be bitching abt somebody thats kind of my friend i dont like feeling like a two faced bitch #thats the gemini in me i guess. ahaha everyone laugh. but whatever this is tumblr dot com. also like the fact that he approached this with #ugh.... im feeling Complex emotions... and i dont like it... :(. im gonna keep it real idk that thats very complex #ur just gonna have to talk to them. a general them. whoever. 'well whats the end goal of that' idk dude u have to figure that out hello #abby talks

[kyolypso]

NEW GREAT PRETENDER MOVIE IS SO GOOD BTW.

#i have so many thoughts #i really enjoyed all the new characters!! #i usually dont like it when shows bring back characters that are supposed to be dead but they did it pretty well #dorothy doesnt remember anything from before and she is just living her own life #and the story is about Her first and foremost even if Laurent had his grubby hands all over the case #laurent really has grown a lot in the time since becuase hes keeping his distance he knows he shouldnt be anywhere near the case #and i understand him at the end when hes talking to her at the station. its very clearly a goodbye for him #hes letting go and letting them both go their separate ways #i also really like how unclear edamura's status with the crew is #hes clearly still friends with abby but he doesnt seem to have anything to do with the case #which is so good for him after the shit he went through im glad he actually said no and left #but he still keeps in contact with abby which makes me happy :) #also i did catch the cynthia name drop from i think the like cartel members?? made me gasp #SO SAD we didnt get to see her or abby :( #other notes the lady with the african restaurant was a delight i loved her #ALSO I SWEAR THEY MADE EDAMURA MORE TAN. HELL YEAH #grepre #great pretender #great pretender movie #great pretender movie spoilers

[sotogalmo]

8:44

Garrett and Mr. Schmidt with this song

(please read the tags, because I went crazy with Garrett & Mr. Schmidt there. Moreso how they are as humans. Their good and bad parts of them. Mostly bad. Because no one is ever good and no one is ever bad to the bone. Gah. They make me so ill-)

#time diary(?) #audrey/kellie's time diary #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #garrett schmidt #mr. schmidt #henry schmidt #henry emily #garrett emily #i did a part of my fic with this song. and it hurts me but ough #i gotta to have y'all come into this brainrot of a father staying with his dead son and then all of a sudden get found by #his oldest son and now daughter too. garrett becoming nervous and heartbroken that now mike will choose abby over him #but garrett and mr. schmidt understand because they have thought of going to rest(suicide). just for themselves. together #because thats all they ever had. mr. schmidt isn't gonna be a good father inna sense that he left everyone and went to find his #dead son first. Garrett isn't a good brother inna sense that he has thought of going to the afterlife many times. He has thought #of leaving his family all with questions. Mike isn't a good brother because he prioritizes his need for answers that only become more #questions. mrs. schmidt isn't a good mother inna sense that she did leave her family all alone. all because her baby was lost #and now never to be found. abby isn't a good sister inna sense that she builds a barrier between herself and almost everyone around her #(sorry for the tags. they just make me soso ill) #the schmidts make me ill #fnaf playlist #fnaf movie playlist #SoundCloud #puppet!garrett #puppet garrett theory #garrett puppet theory

[toxooz]

Going through the posts I just wanted to say that I adore the Kari&Ponti friendship. I don't know if it is the Senses of Humor, the Extreme Differences in their Vibes, or the Reptile Thing; but they mesh well.

its abt the SOLIDARITY!!

theyre both complimenting and insulting everyone at any social event 💗

naw but fr i been thinkin abt their goofy lil friendship and am indeed planning on drawing them hangin out eventually 😭

#ponti #kari #like ponti calling everyone (but abby) absolute bastard names but he only calls her Girly Girl #she has been pardoned from pontis roasting wrath and she wears it with pride #him having a special lil pink hello kitty bong just for her when they smoke #them gossipingggg #ponti being the other one that will kill anyone who wrongs her (when ollie isnt available) when they skate late at night #thus granting her anywhere in the city no matter how sketchy bc Who is going to try anything with ponti Right There #kari giving him all kinds of special scale creams n ointments that make him super shiny n iridescent thus in pontis eyes making him hotter #THE LIST GOES ON

[flatstarcarcosa]

don't ask about the adhd train of thought that led to this (thought about an old au from the rp days, realized for Reasons i no longer enjoy it fully nor the source material) but like.

abraham newsflesh a- [gunshot]

#txt.txt #look i'm not serious but the concept is very funny in many ways #POV abbie and ichabod go into some sorta social services type work post rising bc they feel it does the most good #abraham meanwhile uses the fact he can't die or get infected to make an assload of money with Irwin shenanigans #naturally of course. not knowing the truth about him. the cdc puts him on a hit list thinking he's immune #which like he is just not for the reason you freaks think he is

[insightfulllama]

Almost made myself cry at work today because I was thinking about Mike and Abby's relationship

#they are so dear to me #how abby asks if hes going to give her away and he says no #but then he DOES #but then he does the RIGHT THING #and he loved her SO MUCH #and shes a little kid so she has outbursts but she loves him so much too #and he's trying so hard even though he feels fundamentally messed up as a person #and he was probably thinking he was going to die that night when he wrnt into the dream like that and THE ONLY #THE ONLY THING HE DID IN THE SCENARIO WAS MAKE SURE ABBY WOULD BE OK #HE MADE ARRANGEMENTS BECAUSR HE WAS PREPARED FOR THE POSSIBILITY THAT HE MIGHT DIE #they are the siblings ever and they love each other and I just want them to be happy #i say as i prepare to put them through more horrors in my own theories #i am so full of thoughts and feelings and love about them as a little family

[corpsesoldier]

I don't find ellie's motivations during tlou2 that opaque tbh. like yeah the revenge quest drags and you're exhausted at the end of it and tired of witnessing the bloodshed. I'm pretty sure that's the reaction the game is trying to draw out of you (I died during the confrontation on the beach because I didn’t want to choke abby so I stopped mashing buttons lmao). but ellie's determination to see it through is, I think, another expression of her survivor's guilt.

I think ellie is, fundamentally, someone who is living in the blank pages past the end of her story. riley gets bitten and ellie doesn't die. tess gets bitten, sam gets bitten, and ellie doesn't die. she thinks she has a chance to create a world where that won't happen anymore, to anyone, but joel saves her and she doesn't die. she's left to navigate the aftermath with no sense of purpose. she's just supposed to keep going, and she's doesn't know how.

and then joel is killed in front of her and ellie doesn't die. again. everyone I've cared for has either died or left me. everyone fucking except for you. ellie struggles with what joel did to and for her, and ellie is allowed to leave him, because she knows joel won't ever leave her. she thought she had time to come back to him. to figure out all that out. she hadn't forgiven joel yet, but she wanted to try. and then suddenly all that possibility is gone.

I think the revenge quest is partly a way for ellie to align herself with joel posthumously. now that she doesn’t have the option to heal and grow her relationship with the living joel, she engages instead with his legacy. we know the kind of man joel is (was?), and so does ellie—violent, vengeful, often selfish. the kind of man that regards the necessity of violence with equanimity. in joel's absence, ellie molds herself in his image. this is what joel would do, she thinks. if it had been me, she thinks.

and that's to say nothing of the sunk cost of killing more and more of abby's friends on her quest to find abby herself. once you've hunted down one, two, three people who pose you no threat, once you've tortured someone, once you've killed a pregnant woman, what does that make you if you stop now? what does it mean if you decide you don't need to kill abby after all? if abby's death is not absolutely necessary, then what of the violence leading up to it, and the person executing said violence? even if ellie felt early in her revenge that she wanted to stop, that it wasn't worth it, she wasn't ready to confront the reality of what she had done. framing her revenge as necessary let her pretend she was the hero a little longer.

and I think part of the reason she persists as long as she does is because of her lack of purpose, and, frankly, her desire to die. again, fundamentally, ellie lives. even when she doesn't want to. even when she doesn't believe she deserves to. she can't save riley, she can't save the world, she can't even save joel who, regardless of the tenor of their relationship at the time, is a foundational pillar of ellie's life. so what can she do? maybe this one last thing. ellie's own life, her own happiness, isn't important. it was her death that was supposed to be important, but she woke up and it had passed her by. now she's got a cosmic debt she can never repay. I don’t think she expects to come back from seattle, but she also can’t stand to let down someone she cares about again, even if it's only their ghost. what’s her life in the blank endpapers worth compared to another failure?

and ultimately she lets abby go. because she sees lev. she sees abby turn away from her entirely because her boy needs her. and because ellie remembers joel as he was after the bloodshed, the kind of man he was trying so hard to be for her. there's something there about what we leave our children. something about the kind of person you become to protect them, and about the kind of person they really need, and where those modes diverge. what kind of father is abby? what kind of father does ellie want to be? joel at the end of tlou, bloodied, lying to her? or joel standing on his porch in jackson, waiting for when she's ready to come back?

#I don't tend to go here but I've seen this sentiment mixed in with some tlou criticism that ellie's actions in 2 don't make sense #and I don't agree #if you think that its fine obvs idc some things don't work for some people #but I think the way tlou2 inspects joel's legacy by focusing it through abby and ellie is rly interesting #tlou is about fatherhood its just some of the dads are girls. girldads if you will. #how do you forgive your father? how do you repay him? #how do you let him go because you know your child needs a different kind of father? #how do you give them a different world than the one you had to live through? #anyway. this isn't a thrown gauntlet I swear I just had thoughts I wanted to articulate about where I think ellie is for a lot of the game #tlou2 is divisive etc etc I know but I liked it #had some thoughts about it #back to your regularly scheduled necromancers #did a readmore because this got longer than I anticipated #don't want to blow up anyone's dash I know this isnt what I usually post about sdjgfsd #tlou

[mothdruid]

I-

I'm glad Danny will be in the last of us but I played the game and so I know where this is going and I'm not ready to see it happen

#these tags are gonna be full of spoilers so get out for the time being #DANNY IS GOING TO SPIT ON PEDRO??? #i have conflicting feelings towards manny because with abby he is okay #but the death of joel makes it really hard to like any of them #and him spitting on joel's body after abby kills him???? #i'm not ready #moth talk #tlou2 spoilers #tlou2

[arolesbianism]

Ok did some fact checking and yeah unless I missed smth outside of Wendy, Walter is the character who refers to Abigail by name the most! Which is absolutely delightful news for me, the number one Abigail Walter besties believer

#rat rambles #starve posting #wurt is in second place with her saying abby-gill twice 👍 #and the only other person who reffers to her by name is webber in his sisturn dialogue where he calls it a little abigail house #wait that reminds me I forgot to check some ppls sisturn dialogue but I did word search abigiail and abby on everyone's pages #so unless wurt mentions her no one else should have brough her up? lemme go check wurt tho #ok no other abby-gill mentions #anyways back to walter even outside of him actually reffering to her by name hes the only one that rly seems to like. #actually talk to her like a person? #like dont get me wrong other characters have talked to her instead of at her but walter is like. not being weird abt it. #he just talks to her casually like he would to any other person! and I love that so much! #hes even like the only one who seems to recognize her flower as her #ok well wormwood does too weirdly enough #but I dont think anyone else properly does? wortox might tho its just kinda unclear #but yeah walter has to treat abby like a person to make up for webber saying 'wendy would have been so happy if it worked' after failing to #revive abby to her face lol #I love webber so much but he is also like 10 so its unsurprising for him to be a bit too blunt sometimes

[lover-of-mine]

I've been thinking about this for a WHILE now, because I keep trying to find what could be the turning point for buddie, and I'm in the Eddie had his oh moment already train and he just didn't want to bring it up for whatever reason, he didn't want to deal with it and he had stuff to work through and he was scared of messing things up and Buck died and Buck has stuff to work through, so he's just in this limbo space where he knows what he wants but doesn't know he can get it, or maybe he just got comfortable with the way things are and hasn't felt the need to change them yet, but the more I watch this show, the more i feel like Buck's oh moment is not happening without a nudge, because it's becoming painfully clear that Buck has no idea what being in love with someone in a healthy way means. Things with Abby were all sorts of complicated and Abby was never all the way in, Ali was never around enough so they never left the honeymoon phase until it became clear she was against the very thing that makes him who he is and Taylor was a dumpster fire all around with the way they just don't understand each other. And the whole "she sees me for who I am" things comes back to the way Buck hasn't felt seen in a relationship and it's clinging to this idea of what it should look like. I don't think Buck can get to the "oh, this thing I'm feeling is love" conclusion alone. Because he has this idea of what love should be like but he doesn't seem to be able to apply that idea to himself.

#does that make sense? #like baby boy is great with emotions but only with emotions he can identify easily? #and hes been looking for love in the wrong way because he doesn't know how to identify it #he doesn't have a reference yk? it's clear what he wants but in the end he always goes about it the wrong way #he stayed with taylor way too long because she left him but she came back so that had to mean something #and Abby was his first love and he held on to that longer than it was healthy #but #i don't know‚ theres something about the way he just cant seem to stop just going with the flow #that makes me feel like someone needs to spell it out for him #he wont get there alone #whether that's gonna be Eddie himself or someone else nudging towards that remains to be seen #but boy needs help getting there #911 #911 spoilers #911 speculation

[ioannemos]

rewatching the chestnut man... mark hess my beloved 😭

#when he gets Deep in the Weeds and learns all about bones or the kristine hartung case and can't let the case go bc it Doesn't Make Sense #nylander he's not mentally unstable he's just autistic! #i'm love him #the chestnut man #my favorite #tv shows #personal #abbie needs a twitter #perhaps... at some point... i will try to watch something new

[aberooski]

What if I told you I was crying while working on the fucking Mario crossover?

It's the zero hesitation "I'm worried about him too" for me

#I don't even know why this is hitting me so hard #like the actual conversation has only JUST started and I'm already crying #they just want chazz back so they can all go home and be safe and all together again 😭 #and she knows atty's been taking losing him harder than he's been letting on and she wants to make sure atty's okay but she misses chazz too #I literally cannot be getting this emotional over the silliest idea for a fic I've ever had ✋😭 #yugioh gx #yugioh gx fanfiction #alexis rhodes #atticus rhodes #chazz princeton #stormshipping #your princeton is in another castle #abby's fanfic writer power hour #abby's in her unhinged era #abby after dark