ok liveblogging watching the new episode because I'm insane
omf omg omg
this doesn't feel real
HES SO CUTE
omg what is this opening
OMG???
it has the old season vibes right at the beginning
the imagery??!?????
SEBASTIAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
I'm vibing with this op so much it's so fucking metal
giant fire monster??? please don't go off plot omg I'm worried now
ok the moon skull was cool
BISCUIT MY SHOUJO BABY GIRLIE I LOVE YOU
of course he's almost late
"first impressions are crucial, I must focus" *immediately fucks it up*
Redmond the beautiful woman that you are
REMOND RHE BEAUTIDUL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
violet the beautiful woman that you are
REDMONSDDDD
waaaaaaah McMillan I love you
McMillan you're so cute 😭😭😭
"BOY UP" 💀💀💀
my poor son
GOSDDDDDDSDDDDDDDDD FUXK SEBASTIAN YOURE SO HOOOOOTTTT
let's take ibuprofen together ass pose
ciel is so sick of him already I love it
HES SO SICK OF HIM
omg stfu ur not funny
oooooh the windows are prettyyyy
Redmond the beauti-
violet my beautiful princess
fuck you zombie bitch die sooner
fucking power rangers ass lineup
LMAO GET FUCKED IDIOT
robot ass movements get away from my son
VIPLET MY PRWRTY PRINCESS
ohhhhhh I missed the title cards 🥹🥹
"drudges" remember what they took from you
ciels "target acquired" ass look when McMillan mentions the tea party ajbsksbdidj
McMillan the puppy that you are
what the fuck is wrong with these students omg
also why are the all either blonde or brunet and sitting next to eachother in pairs of 2
"are we little girls in cliques?" I mean if the dress fits 💀💀💀
stay away from the emo kids 📝📝📝
cheerio GOD
THE POSE AKNSNDKD
oooooooooh the eye is so pretty
OOOOOOOOOOOH SEBASTIAN IS SO PRETTY
I love love love that they feminized him it does wonders for my little lesbian heart
his eyes are so pretty ooooouggh
🦋🦋🦋 <- in my tummy
godddd he's so pretty in the dress
WHAT IS ERONG WITH THESE STIFENTS
DOTN GO NEAR THE GOTH KIDS 📝📝📝📝📝
CHESLOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKK
cheslock I am in deep romantic love with you
my poor boy he's been jumped like 3 times and it's his second day
make that 4
Sebastian's smug ass fuckin smile I love that he always finds ways to get in ciels way by doing EXACTLY what he's told
ciel I'm gonna kill you what the fuck is that pose
"senpai" I'm dead 💀💀💀
"kawaii boya" 😭😭😭😭😭
but fuck the queen fr like why don't you just fucking walk down there yourself and ask
fuck ur cousin lady
wait don't she's a royal she might actually 💀💀
godddd Sebastian's do prettyyyy
ciel is also really pretty my baby princess I love you
Sebastian's eyelashes go hardf
.THEHAIR SRTIP FALLING
ooooh ending time
ohhhhh the windows for the p4 are so pretty!!!!!
oh the style is different it's so lovely
FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY??????
romance is real
ohhhh pretty sky
SWBASTIAN FLYING WITH HIM ROMANCE IS REAL??????
oh god oh god oh god I was going to post this to main but it has to go sideblog now
actually fuckit
it goes main anyways
falling through the sky in the sunset together be so fucking fr with me
ohhhhhh the ed is so pretty gofdd
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The BNHA Group Chat Fic Nobody Asked For
Pairings: Todoroki Touya (Dabi)/Mr Compress (Sako Atsuhiro), Shimura Tenko (Shigaraki Tomura)/Chisaki Kai (Overhaul)/Kurono Hari (Chrono), Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)/Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)/Shirakumo Oboro (Loud Cloud), Fukukado Emi (Ms. Joke)/Kayama Nemuri (Midnight), Bakugo Katsuki/Kaminari Denki/Kirishima Eijiro, Iida Tenya/Monoma Neito/ Aoyama Yuuga
Word Count: 1,529 Words
Summary: Hitoshi goes home, an Aizawa-Yamada fashion show happens, the Todoroki-Yukimura family is having issues, and the Provisional Licensing Exam happens.
Warnings: Injury Mention, Food Mention, Cursing, Fire Mention, Trauma Mention, Arranged Marriage Mention, Caps, Half Blind Character, Deaf Characters, Mostly Mute Character (due to a different medical issue), Selectively Mute Character, let me know if I should add anything else.
Notes: Yes, I know they met The Big 3 already, but I'm rearranging and Aizawa introduced 1-A to The Big 3 before the Provisional Licensing Exam because he wanted to inspire them to achieve their best in the exam, even the L.O.V. kids. Also, the fight between Midoriya and Bakugou never happened.
Usernames: We Are Number One™ Aizawa: Dadzawa, Aoyama: immafiringmahlaser, Ashido: princessbubblegumknockoff, Asui: Galvan, Iida: Emergency Exit, Uraraka: 9.8, Ojiro: tailfloof, Kaminari: Pichu, Kirishima: baby shark, Koda: youredoingamazingsweetie, Sato: GuyFieriIsGod, Shoji: Cthulhu, Jirou: Jack Skellington, Sero: Spider-Man, Tokoyami: EdgarAllanCrows, Todoroki: WHERE?, Hagakure: cena, Bakugo: WHAT?, Midoriya: SmolMight, Mineta: Mineta, Shinsou: exhausted, Yaoyorozu: TheGreatCreator, Kurono: stopwatch, Chisaki: donthugmeimscared, Yukimura: choticgaydisaster, Bubaigawara: shadowclonejutsu, Shimura: idontfeelsogood, Awase: illrememberyouallintherapy, Kaibara: IDOWHATIWANT, Kamakiri: scyther, Kuroiro: itsmeyaboy, Kendo: Akimichi, Kodai: deadinside, Komori: shroomgurl, Shiozaki: wElCoMeToBiBlEsTuDiEs, Shishida: furry, Shoda: cryptid, Tsunotori: mylittlepony, Tsubaraba: airbender, Tetsutetsu: Iron Man, Tokage: t-rex costume, Fukidashi: glorifiedtextbubble, Honenuki: Eren Jaeger/spookyscaryskeletons, Bondo: Slimer, Monoma: HopeSummers, Yanagi: iLiEdImDyInGiNsIdE, Rin: snek, Toga: mystique, Sako: lostmymarbles, Hikiishi: queenofmagnetism, Iguchi: eye gucci, Shinokanri: stardust
Usernames: Emos Anonymous Kaminari: blackcloakedbrides, Shoji: fryingpan, Jirou: greentwentyfourhours, Tokoyami: myscientificinfatuation, Todoroki: twentyoneplotpoints, Bakugo: immobileinwhite, Midoriya: falldownboy, Shinsou: stabtheveil, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Chisaki: plummetingininverse, Yukimura: anxietyintheclub, Shimura: nappingwithsirens, Kuroiro: thousandfootcane, Kodai: marianaspit, Monoma: entiretimelow, Yanagi: recentyearsday, Sako: halfminutetomars, Aizawa: hollywoodlivingdead, Shouji: fryingpan, Kurono: inhalecarolina, Aoyama: phantomtown, Honenuki: visualizedragon, Sako: halfminutetomars, Awase: distressparade, Shinokanri: simplestrategy
Usernames: UA Teachers Are Tired™ Eraserhead/Aizawa: grumpy scarf cat, Present Mic/Yamada: screeching cockatiel, Midnight/Nemuri: chaotic goth gay Ingenium/Iida: gotta go fast, AllMight/Toshinori: actual sunshine, Vlad King/Kan: bloody hell, Power Loader/Majima: speechtotext, Ectoplasm: needalegup?, Snipe: kazoo cowboy, Cementoss: concrete block, Blackmist/Kurogiri: goth portals
Shopping, Licenses, and Interships-Chapter 7
7:45 AM
We Are Number One™
exhausted: I'm goin home today bitches! they're finally releasing back upon this pitiful world after a week!
Dadzawa: and he's getting transferred to 1a today too.
chaoticgaydisaster: do you remember who did this, Hitoshi?
exhausted: no, I wish I did, but I don't. I only get flashes. My head got hit too hard I guess but I don't remember what happened well enough to know who did it.
exhausted: can we talk about literally anything else?
WHERE?: kay. how bout, do you want to go to the store with me and Touya later? we're getting our foods for the week. we can pick you up some stuff too.
exhausted: coolio. I need to pick up some stuff.
WHERE?: tell me a list so you don't forget anything, Hito. me and Tou always write our lists down, we'll write your stuff down too.
exhausted: kay. so I need rice, eggs, onions, scallions, tsuyu sauce, beef, chicken, shrimp, and pork for my lunches and you can bet your ass I'm picking up at least two other meal things but I haven't decided yet because the rest are dinners and I need my Mom's input.
Dadzawa: today's dinner is takoyaki and gyoza, tomorrow is your choice, Tuesday is oden and tempura, Wednesday me and your Dad need to agree on, Thursday is yakisoba-pan and ramen, Friday is your choice again, and Saturday is soba and curry bread.
exhausted: Eri already picked her two dinners?
stardust: yup!
exhausted: I'd have to say Monday is soba and yakitori and Friday is okonomiyaki and korokke.
Dadzawa: News from your Dad, Wednesday will be katsudon and onigiri.
stardust: WOOHOO!
exhausted: Yayy!
exhausted: let's go shopping, bitches.
WHERE?: Woo! Shopping day!
chaoticgaydisaster: We're going to the mall also btw.
exhausted: good, I need to get more clothes, half of mine are gone because of M****a.
WHERE?: time to spend my dad's money on nice clothes for my best friend.
exhausted: I love you, dude.
WHERE?: Love you too, Hito, now, let's go shopping.
2:46 PM
We Are Number One™
Dadzawa: Ah, that's where my son went today.
exhausted: it was fun, I got new sports bras.
Dadzawa: finally, we can burn the ones that are so old they're falling apart.
exhausted: they were spares!
Dadzawa: still burning them. love you, kid.
exhausted: hey, wait for me. I wanna burn them too!
3:17 PM
Izukrew
SmolMight: Is anyone else really concerned about Hitoshi? I mean, he got attacked and he won't say anything about it.
WHERE?: Izuku, I'm concerned, but it's none of our business.
SmolMight: You know what happened, don't you?
WHERE?: I may as well. But I'm not at liberty to say and Hitoshi doesn't need this right now. He went through something traumatic and I won't have you dredging it up again yet. He deserves to have more than a week to recover.
SmolMight: He'll be fine though, right?
WHERE?: He'll be okay. He's got all his friends and we'll help him no matter what happens.
SmolMight: We'll be the best damn friends to him ever!
4:41 PM
We Are Number One™
tailfloof: what's with the radio silence from all the former L.O.V.?
Emergency Exit: Kai had an allergic reaction so Tenko and Hari are with him in the ER. Atsuhiro had a meltdown and Touya is with him, Jin got hurt during a training drill yesterday and is being healed by Recovery Girl still, Himiko and Eri are at the their doctor today, Tami is working on changing her name legally today, and Shuichi is accompanying Tami.
tailfloof: Thank you inspector Iida for this enlightening information.
6:52 PM
We Are Number One™
exhausted: Mom, fashion show. I got new clothes.
Dadzawa: I know, I'm waiting in my room, Toshi. so is your Dad, Eri, and Ayane.
exhausted: Hells yeah! Family fashion show. I got a bunch of leggings.
Dadzawa: you can't just wear leggings, Toshi.
exhausted: And yet I do.
Dadzawa: you are an insufferable little gremlin child and you're lucky that I love you.
exhausted: That's the point.
8:39 PM
Trauma? Yeet. Memes? Yoink.
lapis: So how are the girls?
vulpix: All are good, they went to the store with us for food shopping.
wine: all happy.
thermostat: Good, I was worried because we haven't seen any of you in a week.
vulpix: yup. How are things back home?
thermostat: Well, it's okay. Nothing's changed much.
wine: what happened?
thermostat: Dad's setting me up for an arranged marriage now.
lapis: time to come home and beat our father's head in.
thermostat: Please don't, I don't want any of you going to jail over this.
wine: fine, but only because I respect your choices. but I will intervene if shit goes down.
vulpix: How are you okay with this?
thermostat: I'm not, but I don't want my brothers getting in trouble for me and me having to visit you idiots in a prison instead of at a school.
vulpix: As long as you know you can come to us if anything. And I mean ANYTHING happens to hurt you.
thermostat: I will, don't worry. And I'm taking care of the girls tomorrow because of you two's exam so I'll take them to school for you boys.
8:16 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: WHO'S READY FOR THIS LICENSING EXAM!???!!!!
Cthulhu: literally everyone???
spookyscaryskeletons: Good luck, you guys!
princessbubblegumknockoff: good luck yot you guys too! have fun at y'all's exam!
exhausted: Have fun you guys!
Dadzawa: Child, you fill M****a's place. You're going to take the exam today with 1-A.
exhausted: Gimme a minute. Just a minor heart attack.
exhausted: WHAT THE FUCK!? I'm not ready! Mom, you gotta pull me from it! I can't do this!
donthugmeimscared: And all of us LOVs started at UA less than a month ago! You can't expect us to be able to pass!
Dadzawa: I'm sure you'll all be fine. I have faith in you. Now get on the bus, I'll be down with my son's present in a few minutes.
8:25 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: Todoroki is asleep again. Both of the twins are.
EdgarAllanCrows: what have I done to deserve such adorable goth best friends?
shadowclonejutsu: And I thought one twin was cute, turns out both are.
lostmymarbles: Firstly, they're IDENTICAL twins. Secondly, don't you hit on my man, Jin, or you'll lose an arm.
shadowclonejutsu: Alright, alright. Not flirting, just saying. I'm with Iggi.
eye gucci: Dam straight.
shadowclonejutsu: *Dam gay.
eye gucci: You right tho.
4:17 PM
We Are Number One™
WHERE?: I can't believe we failed.
WHAT?: It wasn't even my fault! I was a nice bastard! I didn't scare them, they're just wimps!
chaoticgaydisaster: I can't believe I need to retake that.
idontfeelsogood: I only failed because of a technicality, why are you all complaing!
Akimichi: What technicality?
idontfeelsogood: I may have blown up the rock beneath me by accident because I got startled by Gang Orca showing up and hurt one of the fake civilians a little bit...?
stopwatch: Darling.
idontfeelsogood: And then I broke my left knee and sprained my right from falling and couldn't continue to compete.
stopwatch: There we go. The fake civilians said they weren't mad, they know they startled you and it was fine, but you hurt yourself and couldn't continue so you had to be disqualified to prevent you from injuring yourself even more.
idontfeelsogood: I woulda been better as a villain. I can't even save someone without something going wrong.
Dadzawa: I already told you that you all can retake the exam soon so there's no harm done. And your legs should heal up by the time of the next exam, Tenko, don't worry. You are not better off as a villain, you do have good in you, I can see it. You're doing your best, keep doing it, and we'll all be here for you when you aren't able to.
idontfeelsogood: Hang on, I'm gonna cry really quick.
stopwatch: I am hugging my boyfriend as we speak!
donthugmeimscared: As am I!
HopeSummers: Only me and Himi failed from our class, didn't have enough power to get through it all.
Iron Man: we're all proud of you both for trying your hardest, though!
mystique: And we all appreciate your support, guys.
9:14 AM
We Are Number One™
cena: 3 of the Big Six!
mylittlepony: The other three from the Big Six are here!
cena: INTERNSHIPS!
donthugmeimscared: Great, another thing that none of us are gonna be able to do because no agency in their right mind would ever want us.
Dadzawa: I've already matched you all to agencies that would love to have you there. It's tapes to your dorm doors. Have fun picking, children. And Toshi, you're in my agency with Light Splitter and Biolumina and all of the like.
exhausted: I love my Mom. Have I ever told you all how much I love my Mom? Because it's a lot. And entire fucking lot.
Dadzawa: yes, you have. you brag your Mom is the best ever a lot. you've done it since you were about two.
exhausted: And my point still stands thirteen years later. Must be a winning arguement.
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I will rate saints row characters I can remember
Johnny gat 10/10 talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular. Would fuck
Troy 7/10 he was alright only has a higher rating bc would fuck
Dex 8/10 had an attitude but I fucking loved it. Outfit was iconic. A little mad he left for ultor. Would fuck
Julius 6/10 not my favorite bitch betrayed me but whatever would not fuck
Lin 8/10 loved her miss her. Might fuck
Ben king 7/10 rival so not a fan but loved the fact that he came to us for help. Wouldn't fuck
Tanya 8/10 she's iconic but I have mixed feelings she's hot but a bitch might fuck if she doesn't stab me or give me hepatitis
Angelo 7/10 hot but a bitch might fuck
Luz 7.5/10 hot even if she is wearing last seasons heels she had a nice car wouldn't fuck tho
Tobias 10/10 love him amazing king. PTA dad. Would fuck
WSR in general 0/10 fuck no
Shogo 7/10 entitled bitch but hot. Wouldn't fuck
Sons of Samedi 1/10 no thank you
The brotherhood -2/10 ew
Carlos 10/10 my poor baby I miss him so much. Best boy would fuck
Pierce 8/10 love him like a brother. I feel bad bc a lot of the characters are Mean to him wouldn't fuck
Shaundi 8/10 Iconic outfit in the 3rd game. I'm sorry I'm gonna piss someone off by saying this but in the second game she was annoying but after that were cool wouldn't fuck
Zimos 9/10 love him with all my heart. Amazing man. I would do anything for him. He has a shark in his apartment which wins him more points. just iconic all together
C.I.D cool/10 yeah he's cool
Keith David -1/10 kinda a bitch
Stag -10000/10 disgraceful, absolutely disgusting, wildly inappropriate, ew, yucky, gross, *gags*
Luchadores ew/10
Matt ok/10 would fuck he's low-key iconic I love a hot emo/goth dude
Asha ok/10 eh shez ok
Zinyak ew/ok/10 not my favorite
I left out a lot bc I didn't care to actually rate them
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