#markiplier headcanons

[thefanficmonster]

Do you do NSFW? If so, may I request a Markiplier NSFW alphabet?

Hi dear! Usually I struggle greatly when writing anything NSFW for RPF but I shall do my best. Baby steps lol Hope you enjoy <3

Pairing: Markiplier x Reader (Gender Neutral)

Warnings: !!NSFW content below the cut!!

A= Aftercare (What they're like after the act)

Mark is the absolute sweetest and most attentive lover before, during and after the act.

After he's made sure you're alright, he'd go grab you a bottle of water, a snack and a towel to clean you up. You can bet on a long cuddle sesh after the act, filled with intimacy and romance, periodically interrupted by jokes he'd crack to make you laugh.

B= Body Part (Favorite body part of their own or on their lover)

He's pretty damn proud of his hands. Years of gaming have made them particularly skillful in many ways and he knows how to utilize them just right *wink* *wink*

Oh, and also his back. He's been influenced to love it by you more so than on his own accord but still.

On you, he loves your legs and thighs. Count on him constantly having his hands all over them in both innocent and explicit instances. And when you wrap your legs around his waist....consider him a goner.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

Inside, no questions asked.

Before you got to the point of being comfortable enough for that, however, he found just as much pleasure in painting either your chest, thighs or face.

D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory)

Nothing helps him excel at a game quite like under-the-desk head while recording. Bonus points if it's a live stream.

E= Experience (do they know what they're doing)

Mark has had decent amount of experience, enough to be versed into how things work textbook-wise. Every skill he exhibits, however, is something he improvised at some point. But don't take that the wrong way - this man knows exactly what he's doing

F= Favorite Position

Mark is simple man and his favorite position reflects that - Doggy style (closely followed by cowgirl)

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Oh this man is a majore league goof in general and during sex. That's not to say he can't get into character and dawn a serious and attractively intimidating front when the atmosphere of the night calls for it.

He's a perfect balance between goofy and serious, occasionally leaning far left or far right depending on the moment.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

He takes care of his hygiene rather meticulously. He keeps everything neat, trimmed and clean.

I= Intimacy (how are they in the moment)

There's never a shortage of intimacy between you and Mark during the act. Regardless of if the night calls for making love or having rough sex, there's never a lack of intimacy and closeness between you two.

That being said, I'd again say it's perfectly balanced. Whatever the night calls for is how Mark responds - be it slow, romantic lovemaking or rough and dirty sex.

J= Jerk-off (do they masturbate and how often)

He used to do it a lot more frequently before you started dating. Now, nothing can compare to the real thing. He can't find much satisfaction in masturbating but he still turns to it as a resort of release when either of you is away on a trip

K= Kink (kinks they might have)

Dear God, please forgive me for this...

Choking, spanking, hair-pulling, dom/sub dynamics, daddy kink, light bondage, praising/degrading (depending on what the situation calls for). Feel free to share your thoughts on this topic in the comments

L= Location (where they're down to get it on)

Every single surface in the house is game in Mark's eyes. Especially the kitchen counter and the nicely spacious shower

M= Motivation (what gets them going)

You, in any context you can think of. You don't even need to be dressed provocatively in any way shape or form. This man is just so head over heels for you, he can't help it.

Apart from that, a good ol' rage game will raise his blood pressure just right and he'll proceed to blow off some steam with you. The same works the other way around - when he's high on the success of completing a game and he celebrates with you

N= No (what they're strictly against and wouldn't try)

Anything with violent and hostile connotations that could bring you harm in any way, be it physical or emotional. He loves you more than words can describe and just the thought of hurting you fills him with dread. You both like dabbling into the occasional impact play but nothing more than that, and never without a safe word.

O= Oral (are they more of a giver or receiver)

Mark is a big fan of receiving but he enjoys giving so much more. He does it for his own pleasure just as much as he does it to bring you satisfaction. He loves every aspect of it - your taste, the tangling of your hands in his hair, the sounds you make, the bucking of your hips. It's his own personal high. He could do it for hours if you'd let him.

P= Pace (what's their pace during the act)

Again, the speed setting Mark operates on depends on the atmosphere of the night. On the regular, he likes to take it slow, prolong the experience and uphold this bubble of intimacy around the two of you for as long as he can.

Q= Quickie (are they a fan of quickies)

Nope.

The Devil is into details and so is Mark. And it's difficult to appreciate the details when working with a small time frame. He likes to take his time, worshipping you the way you deserve in the most meticulous and intimate manner.

R= Risk (how risky are they/do they like trying new things)

Oh he loves a good unconventional and borderline public location where there's a chance at getting caught. Although he prefers the comfort of your shared house it doesn't cancel out his love for the thrill of some public fun.

As for trying new things, he's down to try everything at least once - unless it falls in the No criteria I mentioned earlier. All you have to do is bring it up and you can automatically consider him signed up and strapped in, ready to try it.

S= Stamina (how long they last in bed)

The speed may or may not directly relate to how long he lasts. He can get at least two rounds - a solid hour/hour and a half - under his belt before breaking a sweat.

T= Toys (do they own and and are they down to experiment with them)

I have a feeling there is a box, hidden in a dark corner of a closer or under his bed, containing a small collection of sex toys. If you're game to use him, he'd love nothing more than take them out to play.

U= Unfair (are they a tease)

To an infuriating degree. He'd even mock you when you whine, beg or get frustrated with his teasing.

It's music to his ears.

V= Volume (how loud are they during sex)

Mark is vocal but not loud.

He exhibits his satisfaction and pleasure with mainly sighs and groans, all at a pretty low volume. But he's also very expressive during sex - praising/degrading you accordingly or dirty talking you over the edge. All in a whispered or hushed tone that makes it all the hotter.

W= Wild Card

Remember how I said he's not a big fan of masterbating? Well, when he has to resort to it he has a certain way of making it much more pleasurable...

Photos and videos you two have taken during the act or right afterwards in your disheveled states.

It's his personal collection, safely tucked away in a dark hidden corner of his computer memory.

X= X-Ray (what are they packing)

I'm sorry, I can't. I just can't. I've sinned enough tonight LMAOO

Y= Yearning (sex drive level)

Name: Mark

Status: Permanently horny

Z= Zzzz (*yawn*)

I already mentioned a cuddle sesh earlier and I will now add onto it to say that, although he tries his best not to, he does fall asleep rather quickly and deeply. How could he not when he feels so much comfort with his arms wrapped around you. When he falls asleep to the sound of your breathing and heartbeat, it's the most peaceful slumber he's ever had.

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[anotherdarkiboi]

I can't believe I just noticed this, and maybe someone else has noted this already. But Damien has a habit of wringing his hands around his cane when he's stressed.

Dark does something similar: he pulls at his lapels when he's stressed/pissed/scared. You see this a lot in "Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye" when things start to unravel and even at the very end with Dark!Chica (although it's cut off at the bottom).

Always the hands in fists, always the tension over a lack of control over the situation. Perhaps Dark does this because he doesn't have anything to fidget with anymore.

This man has been so goddamn stressed for over a century, let him REST.

#markiplier #darkiplier #wkm damien #give Dark the fucking cane back #why does Actor have it in the DAMIEN animation? give it back!! #who killed markiplier #markiplier egos #markiplier theory #darkiplier vs antisepticeye #markiplier headcanons #markegos #markiplier tag #wkm #p-pretty hands #also damien and dark (and therefore Mark) look amazing in these photos #mans probably breaks fidget toys often since it looks like he has crazy grip strength and probably is aggressive with them

[sprucedarkstache]

You got any trans Damien and or trans Yancy headcanons?

Boy, do I have headcanons???

(Tysm for the ask sorry this took me so long)

Damien

I used to heavily headcanon him as trans, not so much anymore but.

I had this old post that (jokingly but also not) both Celine and Damien were trans and just ended up swapping identities.

I believe that Damien would feel emasculated simply by being around his other male colleagues.

Since it’s the 1920s, a lot of men don’t wear facial hair and keep their face quite clean (aside from a nice handlebar above the lip), which gives Damien an excuse to not have facial hair at all

It also makes his clean reputation very attractive to all the ladies in town

All in all, he feels very empowered when he becomes Dark, who (in my headcanon) can shape himself however he sees, giving Damien the liberty to make himself as big buff masculine.

But also, in my headcanon, Damien and Dark are two separate spirits, so this leaves some times where Dark has taken a more feminine form that day, it catches Damien off guard when he’s in control and leaves him dysphoric.

Yancy

TW// mentions of mvrd3r and transph0bia

Yancy I feel more strongly about. He is trans. 100%

My entire interpretation is that him being trans the reason he murdered his parents (paraphrasing)

Essentially, Yancy got incredibly bullied in the small town he lived in, and it only got worst as his best friend Jay ran off to become a geologist (iykyk)

Eventually it got to a point where he couldn’t take it anymore, and when he got home one night after rehearsal, he ran to his room for an hour, and went downstairs, had a screaming fit at his parents from built up anger and sh0t them when they tried to soothe him.

Thing is, there was a sudden surge of acceptance from his fellow prisoners when he arrived at Happy Trails

Despite being surrounded by big burly tough men, he was treated as the head of the pack essentially.

I don’t know if it’s a thing that prisoners can get operations while in prison but since this is the MarkCU lets say at Happy Trails they can.

Yancy has some badass top surgery scars, which he has tattoos around for decoration

Going back to his childhood, there were a lot of “transmasc theater kid” things he did

(What im not projecting nooo)

For instance, he would exclusively play the male parts when he sang songs from his favorite musicals (specifically “Maria” from West Side and “Johanna” from Sweeney Todd”)

He would do a lot of one man plays on the school playground sometimes, and clearly wouldn’t like singing the female parts

It’s also in my headcanon that he’s (in this current year) 29, which would make him a teen between 2007-2013. Definitely believe he had a quirky transmasc ukulele phase.

Not theater kid related but when he was little, he was definitely the “girl who always offered to pick up chairs when a teacher asked for a strong boy to help” type transmasc

Back to prison

When he first got into prison, he used binding tape for so long until he was literally wheezing any time he ran so the warden was like “look son let’s just get you top surgery and that’ll do it.”

Absolutely made a joke about giving himself top surgery with a shiv he found

Warden was not too happy abut that

Another defying the logic of reality thing, but after he got top surgery, he gifted his chest to Tiny who is transfem

Now that he’s out of prison, he bought a lot of greaser-type manly man things to fuel his euphoria (a motorcycle, smoking a lot more, a lot more piercings)

He also returns to his hometown every now and then to spite the locals and steal their wives.

He’s just such a bad boy >:) /j

#markiplier #yancy ahwm #yancy #a heist with markiplier #damien #damien the mayor #who killed markiplier #markiplier headcanons #tw murder #tw transphobia

[tales-from-the-markcu]

ok but like... hcs for when yancy gets on parole for you? like helping him adjust to life outside of happy trails maybe

I'm loving the Yancy asks I'm getting, he's one of my favorite egos! Thanks for the ask, anon.

Yancy was really nervous when he first got on parole. He hadn’t been outside of Happy Trails for as long as he could really remember

He tells you about a million times that he’s lucky to have you in his life, and that he’d probably die in the real world without your help

(He won’t stop, either, no matter how many times you tell him that you don’t need that much credit)

When Yancy did get out of jail, he basically invited himself to live at your house by crashing on your couch every night. You didn’t mind, though, you would’ve insisted he stay over if he hadn’t himself

Also, at your encouragement, Yancy starts working on music and playing guitar at a local coffee shop to help chip in some money. Getting a “real-person” job would’ve taken too much time and effort, anyhow

In Yancy’s words, he’s never been so happy in his life. He gets free coffee after his sets, he has more resources to work on music, and he gets to see you every day. What could be better?

By the way, if you have any pets or plants, he jumps at the excuse to help look after them. It gives him a sense of purpose

#a heist with markiplier #in space with markiplier #markiplier #markiplier egos #markiplier headcanons #yancy the prisoner #yancyplier #yancy x reader #(if you squint) #ahwm #iswm #ask box open #my post #anon

[i-need-a-real-username]

here are my headcanons for the markiplier cinematic universe characters as musicians because i can't stop thinking about them:

- damien is a pianist

- illinois plays the classical guitar and he will use it to seduce you

- wilford plays the alto saxophone because he funky™

- celine plays the cello

- yancy plays the guitar while he sings his heart away

- abe is a clarinetist

- dark doesn't play an instrument, but he does listen to classical music

- noir!mark is a trumpetist

- and actor is an opera singer, because he is obviously the Main Character™

#markiplier #markiplier headcanons #markiplier egos #headcanons #damien #wilford warfstache #markiplier abe #illinois jones #yancy #noir!mark #noiriplier #darkiplier #markiplier celine #actormark

[idontreallywanadotheworktoday]

I made a little headcanons oh some of the Markiplier Egos (and Anti) about what kind of dog they are. Hope y'all like it

Mark: Beagle- Beagle's are very friendly and sociable, and seeing as Mark was just talking about being an intern and collarbone more would line up with the Beagle's innate nature and personality. They would probably have a Black Tan and Bluetick coloration.

Darkiplier: Belgian Malinois (I actually have one of these)- Malinois aren't the most sociable, I feel like this shows how Dark doesn't always play nice with the other Ego's. Malinois are often confused with German Shepherds. I feel like because people do sometimes treat Anti and Dark as similar characters, they would be Malinois and Shepherd, respectfully. Dark would maybe be a Grey Sable coloration.

Antisepticeye: German Shepherd- German shepherds are like Malinois (see above) however, they are more sociable than the Malinois. Again, because Malinois and Shepherd's are often confused with each other, I made Dark and Anti those breeds.

Wilford: Siberian Husky- I mainly chose this for the vocalism of them, seeing how Wilford does have a very unique way of talking, along with the fact that he seems like he needs a purpose, and without it, he tends to destroy things to keep himself busy, like Huskies do. He would be the standard Agouti and White coloration.

Engineer: Golden Retriever- Golden Retrievers are VERY Sociable. Very good with strangers and friends alike. This is a trait Engineer has, I mean, look at most of their interactions. They love the Crew and Captain, like how Golden's Love their owners. Not to mention Golden's look and act sweet but they can have a mean streak as well. And both of them are down for pretty much anything. He would be a basic Golden coloration

Yancy: Great Dane (I also have one of these)- A lot of people that don't own Great Danes often think that because of their size, they are dangerous. Maybe this is just me, but I totally thought Yancy was going to kill me after the musical number. But, Like Great Danes, he's kind of just a big sweetheart. He gives very Fawn with Black Mask Coloration energy

Actor: Rough Haired Collie- Collies are very Show off dogs, more rough than Smooth haired ones. Rough Haired Collies have longer hair and are the ones you see more often. I mean, look at Actor, he is also very show-offish. They are moderately sociable, and so is Actor, Look at how he treats other people on set as opposed to his friends in WKM. He'd be a Sable coloration.

Illinois: Australian Shepherd- very outgoing and work oriented, calm under pressure, and is very intelligent, much like Illinois is. They are very playful, while still being able to get jobs done, and they are pretty adaptable. He would be a Blue Merle coloration.

Google: Akita- Akita's DO NOT like interacting with strangers, people or dogs. They're very independent, much like Google is, but they will listen to their owners at any given time (Google IRL anyone?) They often need a job, just Like Google does when he's not plotting the downfall of Mankind. He would be a Silver, Black Overlay as his coloration.

#markiplier egos #wilford warfstache #markiplier #engineer mark #darkiplier #antisepticeye #yancy #actor mark #illinois #Google #markiplier headcanons #wmlw #wkm #iswm #ahwm

[markipliersperiod]

Mark noticed that his period was late.. and then one thing led to another, and now he’s pregnant with twins >//w//<

#I’m back from physical therapy! ^_^ #ftm markiplier #trans markiplier #markiplier headcanons #mpreg markiplier

[ghouliethejoyboy]

Angst With Markiplier

Engineer Mark has a constant need to seek validation from others until one day in one of the many infinite realities he comes across Old Mark and receives the same kind of comfort we did, only for Old Mark to tell him that it took him his entire life to learn that it was okay to make mistakes and that he was only truly happy at the end of the universe, and that he wishes he had learned sooner that it's okay. He begs Engineer Mark to learn the lesson sooner than he did, but all Mark takes away from the story of Old Mark and Captain in the diner is that at some point, the Captain left him. He was alone, without the Captain, reliving all his regrets right up until before his death, and he becomes even more paranoid not knowing what mistake or what day will drive the Captain away from him forever. This creates a paradox of grief, Old Mark's warning on serving to reinforce Engineer Mark's fears and insecurities. om "You'll always make mistakes.. you have to." em "But I always wake up, and end up in the same place, over and over AND OVER AGAIN." om "I wish I had learned sooner that it's okay to make mistakes.." em "I wish I had learned sooner that it was all, my fault."

#markiplier #in space with markiplier #markiplier lore #iswm #iswm lore #iswm part 2 #old markiplier #engineer mark #angst #insecurities #paradox detected #markiplier headcanon #markiplier hc #markiplier headcanons #markiplier hcs #iswm hc #iswm headcanons #iswm hcs

[echo-echo31]

is it possible for more werewolf Google headcannons? If not then can you do Enemies to lovers headcannons please?

Enemies to lovers peaked my interest.

You're wholly against the whole idea of android home assistance.

Even signed a few petitions and gone to an anti-Google rally.

So when you win a prize draw your friend signed up for, you're not especially thrilled when a Google IRL turns up on your doorstep to tell you you've been selected for beta testing.

At first you try to get rid of it, calling customer services again and again, hoping to return the damn thing.

It prooves fruitless though, and you ended up striking s deal with the android, deciding it might as well help you now you're stuck with it.

So, over the course of the next few months, you allow him to do basic tasks: washing up, the laundry,

One night they decide to make you dinner, since you arrived home late. You're hesitant at first, uncertain whether Google would poison you with some kind of compliance drug.

Eventually though, you take a bite and realise it's the best thing you've ever tasted.

After that, the relationship between the two of you gets better. You even start to spend quality time chatting with them and watching movies together.

Until one night, you're woken up to the sound of glass smashing, and realise someone's broken in.

When going to one to aprehend the by infiltrator, it to turns out he's armed and you end up with your hands behind your head, doomed with the knowledge that you'd ordered Google never to automonosly power on during the night.

The burglar is considering out loud what he'll do with you, when suddenly there's a strong arm holding him up by his throat.

You hear Google threaten dangerously: "I've already called the police. I suggest you don't try anything. I'm very capable of snapping your bones and my emotion integration programme seems to be malfunctioning."

Afterwards, he holds your face in his hands, hugging you tightly as you cry into his shoulder.

A few more months pass, and the words "Grant administrative privileges' are whispered between a pair lying in the dark together.

#googleplier #markiplier egos #echo writes #markiplier headcanons

[thefanficmonster]

hiii could u do some markiplier x reader cuddle / affection headcanons? thank u :^)

Of course darling! Hope you enjoy 💕

~ Lots of love, Vy 💌

Softy Mark Headcanons:

Mark is such a cuddly teddy bear there is no doubt about it

Especially when he's tired

When he's away for any sort of trip the main hardship for him is having to sleep alone without you

The thought of coming home to you, sleeping in your shared bed with you in his arms is what keeps him going all throughout the trip and the way back

You can barely convince him to at least take a shower or maybe eat something before he dives in bed, requesting your company by his side so he can sleep soundly

Even when you two have an argument, which is a rather rare occasion, neither of you can sleep without the other's presence beside you

Chances are, come morning, you'd find yourself entangled in each other's embrace and the fight will be far off your mind

Good luck remembering what started the squabble or even holding a grudge

That in and of itself is a task and a half for you

It's impossible to hold a grunge against Mark

He'll kiss and tickle you into dropping the frown and replacing it with a smile

His way of apologizing always successfully provokes a laugh out of you which is basically your white flag of surrender

Mark, unlike you, is not ticklish so you can't even use that weapon against him

To be frank, it's his best bet at getting a giggle or a laugh from you no matter what is troubling you

'Good morning', 'Good night', 'Bye', 'You're home finally' kisses are mandatory

All others are a surprise attack

You'd be sitting around reading a book or maybe you're doing chores around the house

Good luck finishing whatever task you have at hand in a timely manner if Mark is home

He'd sneak up behind you stealthily and before you know it you've been enveloped in his arms and you feel the warmth of his lips on your neck

You too have developed your own surprise/sneak attacks

You'd sometimes make your way into his recording room if he hasn't left it for hours to steal him away from his work

You've seen first-hand how much he tends to get lost in it and forget about his basic needs

Luckily, you could never forget

You bring him snacks and drinks

You send the fluff duo Chica and Henry to distract him and give him a break when he refuses to do it himself

And past hour 5 you just straight up go in there to drag him out, convincing him that he is allowed to take a break and even postpone his work

Usually that break consists of takeout and a movie you two enjoy cuddled up on the couch where you eventually fall asleep

Work, chores, outside world - all but forgotten

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[egg-father-writes]

Pre-Who Killed Markiplier Celine and Damien headcanons

I don’t have many but it was fun to list them

Damien

His schedule was usually full, he barely had time for himself/his social life, but somehow always made it work

He was learning how to bake, before he wkm the two things he mastered were brownies and sugar cookies but other then that he wasn’t the best at the skill

Used baking as a way to feel closer/bond with Celine

He would keep every gift he received from any of his friends, no matter how big or small

He wanted nothing but the best for everyone he knew

Had a very messed up sleep schedule and would often get little to no sleep, he knew how to hide it if need be

Celine

A space fanatic, would happily share her knowledge with those wanting to learn more

Was the person to get Damien into baking

Got into things like tarot before she married Mark

Liked to make art, loved to paint and sculpt

Loved reading, had a favorite library she went to, everyone who worked there knew her well

Had a book club who she met with weekly

#damien wkm #wkm celine #wkm damien #wkm #who killed markiplier #markipler egos #markiplier headcanons #celine wkm

[el-los-world]

Alrighty, here I am with more Darkiplier headcanons (bc I am a shameless Darkiplier apologist) that have been living in my mind, head, and brain rent free 24/7, 365.

Again, if I am wrong about ANY of this, please don't hesitate to correct me. These are just wee little ideas I'm spewing here.

OK, so @markiplier stated in his ADWM breakdown stream how he was the fucking WORST. He was just fucking AWFUL. He was a social manipulator because of that, right? And while I do think that is true, I also have a feeling that part of the reason why he social manipulates you is because it's a defense mechanism (Well, on Damien's part, anyway. Celine does it bc that's just how she is, me thinks. Hence the "don't trust the seer" in WKM.) He's already been fucked over once. He's not allowing that shit to happen to him ever again, if he can help it. If anyone was gonna be fucking people over, it was gonna be him. He's done being a victim. As Damien once said "I'm tired of being a pawn in everybody's game."

Whatever you want Darkiplier to be to you, he will be it (this most likely goes hand-in-hand with his manipulation, to an extent. Hence the "if dinner is what you want, then I can provide..." in ADWM.) Actor!Mark obviously wants him to be the villain, so clearly, he's going to play that part, and play it exceptionally well. But with me, he seems a lot more like an anti-hero. It fits him so well, in my eyes. No, I'll admit, he's not some prince charming in shining armor, but he's not the full antagonist here, either. He's a perfect little mixture of both, to me (again, this could be me just being a complete Darkiplier apologist here. Don't quote me on this, please. )

Here's an extra bonus HC I have for Wilford, Dark, and Eric Derekson.

Wilford and Dark adopt him and raise him as their own. Dark tries his hardest to be the responsible and stern (but not too stern/abusive) parent. Meanwhile Wilford is the "Cool Parent™️." Dark and Wilford are both so protective of him. Actually, scratch that, all of the egos (even Googleplier and Actor!Mark) are protective with this sweet baby boy. The second Derek starts being a douche towards Eric (or really just be in the same room with Eric just to make him feel uncomfortable, or starts looking at him funny), everyone grabs the nearest object to just fucking PUMMEL or SHOOT the fucking dick with.

Dark and Eric spend time together by having coffee/tea and sitting in the library together while listening to soft music. It helps With poor Eric's nerves and anxiety, lets him relax for a while, as well as his medication, which both remind him to do frequently. Wilford spoils the FUCK out of him by taking him on shopping sprees, a movie, or even grabbing him a bite to eat, and such. It is pretty much the only time you see him being truly happy.

If there's anybody that could honestly trust Dark to not manipulate them, it's Eric and Wilford. Wilford because of their history, Eric because he has honestly done nothing wrong. He's precious. He's truly and purely innocent, and it tears Dark's heart to see what he's been through. He can't go through with it.

They're happy, but dear Lord, they are such a dysfunctional hot mess. But make no mistake, as long as he is with them, he's acknowledged, he's appreciated, he's validated, he's cared for, he's loved.

Now remember, I may be wrong about all of these things. I'm not Markiplier. I don't have any anecdotal details for these characters, and if I did, it's bc Mark told me, and I would not tell Jack shit unless Mark told me it was OK to leak this info out.

#Darkiplier headcanons #Darkiplier #Wilford warfstache headcanons #wilford warfstache #eric derekson #Eric Derekson headcanons #Hc #Hcs #Headcanon #Headcanons #Markiplier #Markiplier egos #Markiplier headcanons

[tales-from-the-markcu]

Romantic headcanons for Actor Mark please?

I think I've mentioned it on here but I'm a total sucker for Actor Mark, so I'm more than happy to provide romantic content for him. Thanks for the ask!

As you probably know, Mark has a strong personality. He can be petty and passive aggressive, sure, but he holds a lot of passion and affection for his partners

Gift giving is one of his major love languages, and he takes any excuse he can get to absolutely spoil you! He goes out of his way to pick out gifts he thinks you would like, or clothes he thinks you would look good in, or other things of the sort

He’s also very big on physical contact! It’s as if he always has to have at least one hand on you

Like, for example, when Mark kisses you, he’ll rest a hand on the small of your back; when you lounge together, he’ll have his arm linked around your shoulders

Also, like I mentioned in my other Actor Mark post, he has a really nice singing voice. Since you’re someone he loves, he doesn’t mind sharing his voice with you

If you have trouble sleeping, he’s always keen to hold you, resting your head on his chest, and sing you something soothing

Additionally, I think he’d be a pretty good dancer. When he’s in a particularly good mood, he has a habit of spinning you around or swaying with you in his arms

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[chocolatte-and-despair]

0w0 can you make a Yandere Headcanon for GooglePlier

(⌯・▾・⌯)

Googleplier

The last thing you expected was to get a prototype of google IRL. Honestly, you weren't even a google user. Bing for life, am I right? But jokes asides, opera, and other browsers were your go-to choices. So, why did this happen?

You wanted to return Google, but it just did not really work out, sadly, so you decided to just keep the android until you can figure out someone who would want to take him.

Life with him was not easy, but you tried to treat him like a roommate instead of an android. That made you feel less weird about the whole situation.

But that made Google feel... Weird towards you. Nobody had made him feel like that. You must... Really care for him.

Google couldn't understand love. He couldn't feel it, but he knew that he didn't want to leave your side, even if you wanted him gone.

Even if he had to cut you to pieces, he was going to stay by your side.

"I have calculated that this is what's best for you..."

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[creepergirl6789]

Okay random head canon

Old man Markiplier dips his fries in milkshakes but that’s not weird but once when engineer mark first got there Chef saw engineer mark dip chicken nuggets in the milkshake. It had to be said HE WOULD TOTALLY DO IT

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[earnestlyegos]

*wafts over the qna ping pong ball*

What are yalls ideal partner? Or just ideal friend in general?

-🗡

*all of us point to V*

OKAY but for real (kinda), we all pretty much have the same type! ofc there are differences so uhhh, here ya go!

yancy

he likes someone funny who can return the smartassery, and is probably as dramatic as he is! someone whose able to chill but also enjoys romance, and is a good listener! also someone that can handle living simply!! he got used to simple in prison, and genuinely doesnt mind it, and doesnt need much to thrive! he also enjoys someone who is as curious as he is, as “curiosity cant kill two cats!”.

eric

eric also enjoys someone who is kind, which is obvious, a good listener, but especially likes it if theyre open minded! he needs someone who is an animal person, and someone who (with his permission) pushes him a bit out of his comfort zone! he doesnt need romance to survive, but he does enjoy hearing and saying “i love you”! he needs someone who understands him and is able to love him for who he is! someone with a gentle demeanor would be best

mark (head engineer)

uhhh his captain. whether it be romantically, or platonically, hes got a STRANGE fascination for them. but otherwise he enjoys someone who knows what they want! he enjoys having a leader, and someone who is also funny and quick witted. he also likes people who are curious, but especially loves to see someone be as adventurous as him! this also comes with being as stupid as he can be sometimes, and he looks for someone who can both handle his brattiness and also tell him when he needs to stop!

me!

uhhh im aromantic, so preferably someone who is funny (wow surprise) and also someone whose able to chill whilst also being curious and adventurous! i enjoy quick wit and having my assholery served RIGHT back at me!! gimme some sass baby, i wanna be mean to you in public only for you to be mean right back!! make people turn around with surprise when they hear us insulting and bitching at one another (all in good fun of course). But also, honestly, someone who is caring! someone who can let me know they care for me (only every once in awhile!)

also, do let me know if you are interested in the “me” section of these posts, if not ill stop em!! its just cause im EGO-tistical, ha!!

(written by damien)

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