#mathemagician

[pavooko]

„Come on boys

Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?“

#warframe limbo #limbo #warframe art #warframe #warframe fanart #I just love his mathemagician vibe

[quanyails]

My favorite part about modern world-class scientists and mathematicians is how none of them sound real

We've got this guy

won the Fields Medal for his work in plasma physics

reports to the French government about advancements in science and technology

doesn't look out of place as a Hogwarts professor

and this guy

uncovered a KGB hacker conspiracy ring

sells personalized glassblown Klein bottles

from a miniature robotic forklift warehouse under his house

used a slide rule in 2006

thought the internet was a fad

and especially this guy (RIP)

cracked the mystery of the NASA Challenger space shuttle explosion

cracked open safes in the Manhattan Project for funsies

won the Nobel Prize for his work in quantum electrodynamics

played the bongos on the side

couldn't tell left from right

#cedric villani #cliff stoll #clifford stoll #richard feynman #computers #math #maths #hacking #mathematics #physics #science #stem #Considering his profession and taste in fashion #you could call Cedric Villani a true mathemagician

[multidimensional-trashcan]

my mother's 'sharks are smooth' is insisting that 1 and 0.(9) (0.999... y'know, the number with infinite nines behind the dot) are actually not the same number but sadly she's doing it unironically

#she could drive any mathematician crazy #just typed mathemagician... #mathematics #mathblr #sharks #sharks are smooth #my post

[bonetrousled]

finally i have the shaded villain references done!! wahoo

#mayhem art #mayhem ocs #my ocs: kevin #my ocs: misery #my ocs: traj #my ocs: nurse hurtem #my ocs: lobotomizer #now i have to redo the heroes + finalize mathemagicians stuff

[blurred-cat]

a truth that i’m coming to terms with is that i don’t have an interest in doing the shit that will make me money. i don’t care. i’m not interested. i also don’t want to go back to school. i don’t want to learn shit that will not directly relate to what i’m actually interested in. i don’t want useless information on the path toward what i actually give a shit about because it makes me want to fucking scream because i know it’s goddamn useless.

#I'm Talking #I don't want to do math is what i'm saying #why would i need math for creative writing? or art? or anything that won't use math #and the fucking mathemagicians are gonna come in and be all #''WELL aCkSuAllY you can CALCULATE the ANGLES of Words on THE statistics' #and i want them to shut their entire fuck Up #Because Not All Art #spontaneous creativity cannot be calculated #no matter what your shitty AI says

[neuralnetsprettypatterns]

Don’t be boring!

Really boring girls don’t offer holes. No one likes them. Even well meaning fleshlights sometimes stop at two or three holes, though.

You can do better. You might not be a mathemagician, but you can count to five. You’re gonna be a five hole toy.

Show me you know #4!

#fourth hole #neuralnetsandprettypatterns #bimbofied #bimboization #bimboification #dumb slvt #dumbimbofication #dumification #dumbification

[wizard-island-trading-co]

Current Member List

These are the members of Wizard Island Trading Co. as well as our supporters. Each member listed here has access to a personal dock, warehouse, and Dock Wizard located in the Pirate's Cove on Wizard Island Island. If you wish to join, or for your details to be changed, please let me know.

PRIVATEERS

Myself (Captain of the Stocky Jasmine)

@officialgrigori (Evil First Mate of the Stocky Jasmine)

@mathemagical-corsair (On-call Mathemagician)

@spilledmilkii-but-a-diff-blog (Insurance Policy)

@sorceress-foxgirl-lilac (Sorceress)

@irving-the-pirate-wizard (Captain of an Unknown Vessel)

@the-spotticus (Captain of the Erlking's Daughter)

@captain-celeste-cinderbeard (Sexy Captain of the Sea Serpent)

@treethatspellstree (First Mate of the Damned Spectre)

@necromanceradept (Skeleton Ship Captain)

SMUGGLERS

@the-mud-mage (Smuggler and Earth Supplier)

@the-jnadfzard (Dream Smuggler)

SUPPORTERS

@wizard-hamnet (Groundskeeper)

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast (on-call necromancer and manager of Wizard Island Island)

@the-caffeinated-necromancer (on-call necromancer)

@the-wizard-of-revolution (Diplomat and Crisis Manager)

@blacktipreefsharkwizard (Resident Shark of the Cove)

@verylegalwizard (on-call Lawyer)

@not-a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat (Sudden Acquisitions Expert and Grocer)

@wizardgosleep (Dock Wizard)

@wizardcrow (Crow Wizard)

@uneven-daemon (Finder of Curious Things)

@detectivewizzard (Wizard Investigations)

@ratslawyer (Alchemist)

@lowly-wizard-apprentice (Student of Piracy)

@ripleyalamode (Biomancer and Curse Consumer)

@profeshinul-wizurd (Trap Master and Accident Magnet)

@goblinchief (Chief Goblin)

marty (Reminder that we are at least not him)

@the-shrimp-that-fried-rice (Pretty Self-Explanatory)

@8s-wizard-railroading-blog (Land Transport Company)

@odd-animated-armor (Forge Master)

Rave Skeletons (on-call crew) (like regular skeletons but wear various glow sticks and/or novelty glasses) (provided by @the-necrobotanist)

Dock Wizards (ship repair and modification) (imagine a neon green jawa)

SUPPLIERS

@the-necrobotanist (priority supplier)

@wizardvalshadar (supplier)

@alvareus-the-sorcerer-of-seals (illegal scroll supplier)

@shotgunspellcaster (ammunitions supplier)

@combustion-witch (liquorice and book supplier, and construct forge master)

@lixorloveslicorice (Liquorice Chef)

@freelancing-mycologist (mushroom supplier)

@magical-bear-dubin (Forest Supplier)

@redavatar101 (Alcohol Supplier/Consumer)

@thesluttyvampirewizard (Vampiric Import Provider)

@panem-crustus (Carbohydramancer)

@insertblogaesthetichere (mushroom supplier 2: this time it's personal)

@alchemical-overreaction (Alchemist)

@thelycanwitch (Lycan and Lycan accessories)

#wizardposting #wizard posting #pirateposting #wizard island island #wizard island island lore #Wizard Island Trading Co.

[shittyakechiweekly]

If,

2x + y = 23

and

2y - 3x = 18

What is x and y?

I want to ask x for Ryuji Sakamoto. And I want to ask y for Morgana.

You have been visited by the Mathemagician. The council eagerly expects your answer!

senya

senya

dear

i know this is you

I'm gonna eat your warhammer minis.

4 for ryuji: I wanna slap him into elden ring, just to see what would happen. or an otome game as the protagonist.

15 for morgana: no. the only reasonable shit to say here is morgana x fatty tuna or morgana x 7pm bedtime and those are only for crack.

[leithanienwnt]

I feel like "mathemagician" would be a real job in Terra

#arknights

[gaykarstaagforever]

They did it, boys. It took 32 years and supercomputers, but they finally pulled it off.

They have calculated D(9), the ninth Dedekind Number.

Here it is. Are you ready for this?

286 386 577 668 298 411 128 469 151 667 598 498 812 366

How did they do it, you ask? Well, here is a handy chart:

...I have absolutely no idea what any of this means.

But it looks like those things in Kabbalah and Gnosticism that you use to control demons.

I'm not saying mathematicians are all mathemagicians. But I am saying that if they were all in fact evil wizards, I would not be able to tell.

#mathematics #dedekind number #boolean functions #magic

[remidyal]

Bad Ideas of the Day Part 6 - Can't Stop Won't Stop

The monthly-ish roundup of bad ideas of the day! If you haven't seen these, I often put a bad idea of the day into the ideas channel in the fic discord; this is a monthly-ish roundup of them. The prior month's is here and then links further and futher back go.

As always, if anyone does something with one of these lemme know, I wanna see! This month's list is a little bit shorter than normal with fifteen prompts; I've been busy with holidays and all.

Bad idea of the day, you are what you eat edition: After the first day of school, Adaine is shocked to find out that an ancient bylaw of the school states that any student who kills a member of staff automatically inherits their position, and so she is in fact now the lunch lady, sworn to somehow provide quasi-edible meals to the students by the fourth bell of the day.

Bad idea of the day, strength in numbers edition: Fig turns up at the start of junior year claiming to now be a mathemagician, someone who wins in battle through the power of math, profoundly annoying Adaine who knows that's not how that works at all right up until the point in their first battle of the year where she yells out a complex equation, then stabs the person in the face while they're trying to work out what the hell she's doing.

Bad idea of the day, important life lessons edition: Worried that they're going to end up malnourished as adults, or at a minimum living on whatever they can pull from an interdimensional city within a magical jacket, Sandra Lynn, Jawbone, and Lydia start trying to teach the various children of Mordred Manor how to cook, mostly directed at Adaine and Aelwyn (who have 0 knowledge or skill in it) but expanding out to showing Kristen the wonders of various non-corn based cuisine, Fig how to use spice in a slightly more restrained way when cooking for others, and also the three of them going to a great deal of effort to learn the magic needed to cook ghost food so they can teach it to Zayn. (Ragh attends but is already a good cook.)

Bad idea of the day, hearts and crafts edition: Learning that it's a tradition among the devils of the hells to bring any romantic interest they might wish to pursue a trophy of their enemy, Fig drags the rest of her friends into a quest to cut out the heart of Ayda's greatest foe, the ancient pirate treasurer in charge of Leviathan's budget.

Bad idea of the day, winter wonderland edition: A fic covering the first snow day in Mordred Manor, up to and including all-out magical snowball fights, one of the ghosts possessing and bringing to life the snowman that gets made, and Ayda feeling kind of left out because she can't really play in the snow without it melting until, Rudolph-like, that becomes very useful when they really need to shovel the driveway but nobody wants to. (remember, kids, it's fine to make fun of someone for their differences unless that difference has a utility to society (???))

Bad idea of the day, It's 3 AM in a werehouse edition: The month after Tracker has a bad full moon and starts chewing on the walls, the denizens of Mordred manor are extremely alarmed to discover in the middle of the next full moon that a) their house is sentient and b) their house is now a werewolf and they need to go.

Bad idea of the day, class swap edition: Fabian Seacaster arrives at Aguefort hoping to turn around his family fortunes after his father was driven penniless out of Leviathan and off the seas, and is lucky enough to quickly find himself in a party that seems destined for finanical greatness. After all, other than the refugee high elf girl, his party consists of the heir to an invention empire, a girl who has been part of the leadership of a megachurch since she was a small child, a princess of Hell, and Riz Gukgak, son of THE Pok and Sklonda Gukgak.

Bad idea of the day, movie magic edition: The Dream Team has to deal with a sudden sequence of threats from movies coming to life, which is particularly not great for New York which now must deal with threats like King Kong, the alien ships from Independence Day, climate change, and an ungodly number of bad sequels like Home Alone 2 or Friday the 13th part 8

Bad idea of the day, hell is other parents edition: A fic that's just a meeting of the Aguefort PTA

Bad idea of the day, true art is petty edition: Driven by a need to out-do Lucienne's alleged fiancée, Margaret devotes herself to becoming a universe-renowned artist and poet, culminating in her spending the entire duration of the battle of the brands painting scenes inspired by the fight while ducking bullets and plinth mental blasts on-camera.

Bad idea of the day, rat race edition: Learning that New York is planning on putting forth a bid for the Olympics that will include plans to 'clean up' the city by further displacing the homeless without actually helping them, Kugrash decides to be the rat in the soup that will blow up the bid during the olympic committee's tour and presentation of the city. Can he be gross enough to derail it, or will New York City end up with a bunch of white elephant buildings and debt for a brief party at the people of New York's expense?

Bad idea of the day, oh now you've done it edition: Freshman year, Adaine speed runs getting kicked out of her house in one of the fastest ways possible: She befriends Zayn and becomes a goth.

Bad idea of the day, it's im-portent edition: Sometime during the time between freshman and sophomore year, Fabian catches on that his party's wizard is using her limited control over the very nature of fate itself to try to make him successfully meet cute with anyone - ANYONE - who isn't her sister.

Bad idea of the day, the easiest way to elevate your fantasy setting is to make something weird happen to the moon edition: Convinced that Galicaea is behind the eldritch monsters suddenly attacking Solace since Cassandra took up residence there, Kristen talks the rest of the Bad Kids into her plan: Get Gorgug's parents to make a Hangrocket so they can go to the moon and blow it up, shattering both the moon itself and Fallinel's faith in Galicaea to reduce her power enough to make the monsters stop.

Bad idea of the day, I'm Getting Fantasy High Ones Out Here While I Can edition: In a fit of paranoia, Riz decides that his friends are in terrible danger of being assassinated by Fallinel/the Helioic church/Hell/Whitclaw's children/Sam Nightingale and that he needs to keep an eye on them at all times, resulting in everyone else getting annoyed by him doing things like hiding in the secret passages of Mordred Manor

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fanfic #bad ideas #a starstruck odyssey #the unsleeping city

[mistfunk]

Mistigram: mathletes and mathemagicians alike rejoice today, setting aside their traditional rivalries in celebration of #pi, a number that "... is magic. It is a number that is infinite, universal, transcendental, and irrational." Even though the #π symbol was only first used in its current mathematical form in 1706, coined by William Jones, it is difficult to imagine the world without it -- a world of collapsed churches and crumbled bridges. This #ANSIart screen celebrating #PiDay was drawn by AdeptApril of Storm BBS.

#π #pi #pi day #ANSI art #AdeptApril #Mar 14 #14 March

[niche-character-competition]

#niche character competition #knockout round

[birodactyloftheblog]

Mathematician? More like mathemagician.

[ox1-lovesick]

I'm a mathemagician

#✶ ─ radio static #devoured that accounting and math paper #I'm amazing #ONE MORE PAPER TO GOOOOO #working on hb and lit chapters 😈😈😈😈💪🥶⛓️‼️

[justinforprez]

I do not understand surrogacy

You can pay a bunch of money ($50k in another country) to abuse some poor woman

Or

You can adopt and get $500/month from the government and make an existing child happy

I’m no mathemagician but that seems like an easy choice