#me: i'm probably gonna have 0

[sysig]

Bad time of it, all things considered (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #Helix #ZEX #Blood #Just a bit but y'know - Enough #It honestly made me So sad that it took until his canonmates saw it happen that someone /finally/ acknowledged his spontaneous cuts D: #Like I get it it's dark and it's hard to see but his skin just opened up and he made a noise about it! The possible danger!! #And then by that point he's just so used to everyone ignoring it that their concern for him is barely even a factor weh ZEX ;; #Plus it's just a cool effect haha - sudden blood from nothing! Very rich mental movement #At least Max had someone concerned for him about it <3 Not that he could do anything about it but even just the validation of seeing it! #He has enough cuts on him :( Poor tenderized flesh #He gets all crabby from being sore from healing constantly haha :'D Of course he would! #One thing I found very interesting was the scar sidedness :0 Most of the examples in the gallery have his scar and missing eye opposite #But that's not necessarily the case! I actually scoured mid-read and there /are/ a couple instances of matching side! #They're very tiny so I overlooked them upon first viewing hehe ♪ But they're there! It's very interesting to me! #I like the aesthetics of the opposite - probably because I'm more used to it lol - but I can see the appeal and reasoning for the other way #I do honestly enjoy how much is open to interpretation and allowance uwu♪ And what's consistent! Like how it's always his right eye :D #That tracks hehe ♫ #Haha his meeting with his delightfully inept counselor - I'm pretty sure I was actually more angry about his supposed injury than he was #He chilled out pretty quickly while I was just - A Scratched Cornea??? The disrespect!! #So happy with his eyebrow expression on that one as well ah <3 #It really does make me curious for how the staff is kept there - they don't /seem/ malicious during the day! But they're also unaware #It's interesting where the lines of reality are between everyone :D Very interesting ♪ #Capping off with another song my playlist is looking quite healthy now hehe #Flagpole Sitta is one of those songs that only comes up for me every half dozen years or so but when it Does - phewph #It is /such/ a ZEX song to me now hehe <3 The flirtiness and exasperation - the defeatism even! So many killer lines #I think my favourite is ''I'm not sick but I'm not well'' ask me to read into that I will I'm gonna I'll do it even if you don't ask me lol #So fun to draw those lapses in control the poor dear ♥ #The digital reconstruction there was a lot of fun as well actually :D I think I nailed it :3 Pulled around from all over the page! Pleased ♪

[yardsards]

living alone is all fun and games til you have a medical emergency and there's no one there to help you to the hospital

#eliot posts #im fine now it's just last week's Incident fucked me up a lil #a couple online friends offered to call me an uber #and i maybe could have woken my neighbors up (though i would have felt awful abt that) #but while i was figuring out how to get to the hospital and if i'd be able to like #verbally communicate to whoever was driving where to take me #and explain to the doctors what was wrong with me #and fill out the entrance paperwork #and find my wallet/insurance card and my housekeys before i left #...i had gone unconscious before i could make the decision to find someone to take me #luckily i was mostly fine after i woke up #i knew it wasn't an ''i'm gonna die if i don't go to the hospital'' type medical emergency so i didn't call an ambulance #bc i was not abt to bankrupt myself unless i was Literally Dying #but yeah. eugh. 0/10 do not recommend. #at the VERY LEAST i'm gonna need to have good friends that live very close in the future #i don't want this kind of thing happening to me again #i am gonna be roommates with a very good friend in a few months after i move to the city #and then i'm probably gonna be roommates with a different very good friend in a couple years when i leave the state #both mostly out of financial necessity for us all #but also i thiiink i want to go back to living alone eventually? #unless living with friends goes so great that it changes my mind #it's just like. for the most part i've loved living alone #not just in a ''yay i'm no longer living with my abusers!'' way but like. in general. #i can do whatever the fuck i want in my apartment without having to talk to anyone #chores get done when i want. food gets cooked and eaten when i want. i can take a 2 hour bath no problem. i don't have to close doors. #i can walk around late at night without having to worry about waking anyone up. #when my social battery is drained i know that no one will try to talk to me. when im overstimulated i don't have to tell anyone to be quiet #it's like. the thing with me is every social interaction has a timer where i start thinking #''GOD i cannot fucking wait to go be alone in my nice empty apartment again'' #that timer is much longer for some people and situations than others but it is always There even when i'm having a great time

[bumpscosity]

FINISHED PORTAL REVOLUTION A BIT AGO IM

#SHAKING THIS GAME AROUND #like ​THE ENDING ALONE- #literally day one and i already have 8 hours in it #portal stories mel has a lot of nostalgic/sentimental value to me so it's hard to get even close to it but porev did it #i only have 1 achievement left (fingerprinter) i'm gonna do it tomorrow im too sleepy to figure out what the description means #i was nervous stirlings voice would get annoying but he's PERFECT 0 complaints #i wouldn't say the puzzles are EASY (got stuck on quite a few of them) but they're simple. they're hard and simple and i rly rly liked them #sassy speaks #portal #porev #for the record it took me ~6 hrs total to complete and then i spend the other 2 getting achievements and generally just dicking around #and i'm like. average portal stories mel stan so i probably did it faster than someone who's only played official portal games #bc like. as much as i love psm those puzzles are BRUTAL advanced mode makes me want to die (affectionate)

[the-kestrels-feather]

Anyone else have big dreams and no idea how to realistically achieve them and a fear of inadequacy so they're worried they're going to stagnate in their current situation because they're too afraid to leave it or is that just me?

#personal #inferiority complex #i have so much shit i want to do #i want to leave the job im im because i dont like it #i want to be using my degree for mkre than i am #i want to be working full time in theagre and/or film #and i keep applying for jobs and just get every door slammed in my fucking face every time #and now im almost 26 so i have to worry about any job i *do* take offering insuramce #and the job im in right now 'much as i hate it has insirance for when i turn 26 #and I'm afraid to leave because of that even though they don't even pay me a livable wage #if i wasn't living with my parents I'd probably be homeless or have 0 savings #and its not like i can really say fuck it and quit and move somewhere more conducive to what I want to do because I have savings #because I need a job somewhere that can pay me enough to support rent and has insurance and those are in short supply #i just feel like shit #i feel like im stuck in this rut and don't know how to get out of it and am never gonna get out #im just exhausted

[kaiserouo]

if i post like 11 ideas of kay/o/omen from a game i don't even wanna play or spend hours researching lore for will i get rekt by the whole community or what

#because that's probably what i'm gonna do #i can't play that game i'm bad enough at apex i don't wanna go in valorant and get 0/99/0 every round for 300 hours #i'm obsessed with them like that time i'm obsessed with wizard guardians #i'm just gonna write extreme headcanon warning at the front of my posts and call it a day #you don't even have to block me as soon as i'm done with them i'm out of this fandom #but like #kay/o is a big robot #omen is a liquid and doesn't have a face #how do i not like them #also you probably know what i'm gonna do with a robot and some liquid #10000% someone did this before it's impossible that it's original i just don't have any real instance of someone drawing them do #that #well nothing is original in this world i guess so i'm still gonna draw them #treat this post as an announcement that i'm trapped in kay/o/omen abyss #without really knowing them well enough #headcanon warning lol

[puzzledemigod]

Ok I did the whole Barbenheimer thing and let me tell you, Barbie wasn't revolutionary or anything, but it did come up ahead. It did what it was supposed to do and, since I managed my expectations before going in, did it in a fun silly way that still left a bunch of possible deeper readings, even if they were sadly left unexplored (and were maybe unintended). Oppenheimer on the other hand left me very angry and disappointed, even if I went there knowing it was an usamerican warfilm so I wasn't expecting much.

I think Barbie and Oppenheimer were equally superficial and obvious with their intended messages presentations, themes and characters, and equally inconsistent with their story threads. But Barbie was about Barbies, was intentionally silly, and had more going for it than the story itself... and Oppenheimer was about one of the real life creators of the atonic bomb, about the ones responsible for the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, and about the subsequent cold war and the mess it left us today in regards to the existence and threat of atomic and H bombs.

I think I can safely say one had the responsibility to be a bit more nuanced and careful than the other, and that just did not happen. And no, i do not think there was any actual anti USA sentiment in Oppenheimer, as someone who lives in a Developing Country (TM)and is used to seeing usamerican propaganda all the time there was barely even a scratch of criticism buried in there; our knowledge of history and our own modern sensibilities and morality did all the heavy lifting in that front without the movie having to risk saying anything. Oh did he feel bad while the bombs were being dropped? Did they villanize a guy who went after him for uhh being better than him at public speaking? Did they say he was against the H bomb and was a pacifist now, actually (without showing it much but who cares, tell not show right)? He was still the hero. Not one Japanese person was shown. Not one civilian protest, not one appearance of the communists they were talking so much about after the scenes in the past, doing anything but talking the whole time. He still ended up with a "I love my country" tirade, there was still a haha nod to fucking Kennedy being the one to be on our hero's side. They still showed more scenes of women naked, drunk, cheating on their husbands and being negligent towards their kids than of them doing literally anything else.

The "nuance" and "anti-usa messages" was just a bunch of misplaced and inconsequential internal conflict that did not feel earned in any way, misogyny and random, boring and inconsistent jury scenes (sorry, "hearing" scenes or whatever they called so there wouldn't have to be consistent rules to follow). And the main character was so damn boring. And they didn't even represent the actual science parts well. And the editing was so weird and the flashing scenes didn't fit and were repetitive. And there was a happy ending for some reason?? It was a whole bunch of nothing with music building momentum that never went anywhere in the background of every scene for 3 hours and I wanted to leave the room for how angry it made me that this subject was treated that way and would probably get praised for it.

#barbenheimer #this isn't the most well though out criticism but i just saw another post saying how surprised they were about the usa criticism in that #and like. where? seriously where was it? oh that mccarthyism was kinda bad for people who did nothing wrong? that bombs are violent? #they barely even said that bombing hiroshima and nagasaki maybe wasn't necessary #everybody everywhere in the world knows that jfc are usamericans in general so behind in these discussions that this was some kind of #revelation? was that surprising of a movie to state? because oppenheimer barely scrathed that #they gave a shoutout to jfk in the end like he was some kind of mcu easter egg #like it was funny #and then it used that random idk sennator? as a scapegoat just so they could have a villain like the good basic usamerican film it is #so the hero could fight against the system by defeating this one guy! in uhh being promoted (?) happy ending for all!! hurrah!!! meanwhile #hundreds of thousands of japanese people are dead. many more die because of the cold war and the arms race #but oppenheimer got his fancy card back! isn't that great? aren't you glad you spent the last 30 minutes in these trials? the last 3 hours #watching nothing be developed? #god it left me so mad #and it will probably win an oscar (probably multiple even) and a lot of other people who think oooh boy look at that nuance :0 it even has #black and white parts! when the whole movie is black and white (like most usamerican movies) (but it's so EASY to make it grey with this #subject) (of course they didn't tho this is much easier) #tags #anyway nobody's gonna read this probably #I'm just angry #“oppenheimer” #“barbie” #this js barely even about barbie #sorry

[butterflypistolking]

goddam

#smoke.txt #yea see this is why i dont trust literally any internet personality #like this isnt a 'i always got bad vibes' bc like i didnt get bad vibes from them or anything #i just do not allow myself to get super into anyone or anything bc some shit is probably gonna come out abt them #like i'm being so honest even people like mark who by all means has absolutely 0 controversy around him #i just dont allow myself to connect with his or anyone else's content #ill watch it and enjoy it but the heavy disconnect i have is extreme #the only time something comes out abt someone and its devastated me was the ryan thing lmao #but i shut that down fast #i guess its a pessimism thing? #idk

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 4, day 25, Keen demanded I work on him tonight so I did :D Better defined his wings and leg armor, gave him a skirt, rotated everything so he could be nice and big on the canvas and have more room for his wings, and even gave him his emblem and name :D Yeah, he still refuses to change it. He's an asshole, your honor.

#the great artscapade of 2023 #art #my art #forspoken oc #original character #character design #character sketch #next time I work on him I'm either going to define his gauntlets or his helmet #or I'm going to forget I wanted to do either of those things and work on rendering him XD #man is rendering even the right word? #or have I just absorbed too much 3D modeling and animation lingo? #who knows not me #we're gonna find out tho probably :D #my roommate got a steal on a sweet computer and picked one up for me too so I might be getting into Blender y'all :D #I mean I've BEEN into Blender as in I've been salivating over it for... oof probably about a decade now? #but with this new computer (well new to me; it's a 2013 model and used by a school) I should FINALLY have the power to model! :D #... if I can get my mitts on Forspoken models and textures I will be a downright unapologetic terror #and don't get me STARTED on what I'll do with FFXV models and textures >.> #as for Kingdom Hearts models? oh honey there will be no end to shenanigans and bullshit #I expect 0% of these to come to pass but damn am I excited to figure out how to translate my character designs into 3D :D

[risingsunresistance]

wonder what the hypixel chat is gonna be like... are ppl gonna be arguing about the queen, i hope they are

#i gotta shower but after that i'm probably gonna be playing pixel party :0 #if you see me online send me a message (in game chat not here) and i'll add you to the party :] #ign infinitystation btw #it'll be a bit tho gimme like 40 minutes #also have ur colorblind settings in order already bc i'll just be hopping into games #chat

[badcountryofficial]

"oh good flynn has a bf maybe he'll chill out now" *becomes even more stupider n cringey*

#:-) #r u kiddin me..i have a cheerleader for my bullshit... #quick while he's at his concert: i love him so much it's insane #the past year and a half has just been me like 'i wanna be loud i wanna dress like this i wanna do xyz...' #and my friends just being like 'ok. then do it.' #and i CAN #and i DO #and now my younger roommate is going thru the first stretch of being Moved Out and dealing w/ finding themself and i told them like #b4 i moved out i could NEVER. be this loud be this bright be this annoying #idk i was like. this is gonna be a rough year for u probably i wont lie #but you're gonna come out of more You than before #sometimes i look at my gauges and i just...yeeee :-) #yeah<3 #but they r giving their all to everyone around them and i'm like 👀 oh no #hopefully it doesn't drive them to a year long burnout spent in a dissociative state el oh el #like genuinely tho. 0/10 would recommend #ANYWAY #i love bein goofy and stupid

[illdothehotvoice]

just found out that even if i get 100% on all these assignments I probably won't even have enough for this class to count towards my student teaching literally what is the point of me busting my ass this week and last week then.

#I'm gonna have around an 80% #I need an 85% :-)))))) #me when i get covid in the middle of the semester and it fucks me up for the rest of the semester and I've been busting my ass all semester #just in general and missed a couple assignments and now I'm probably gonna have to retake this class again which is. #FUN :-)))))))))) #Why do I even put myself through this if I'm making 0 progress #Bro I just want a B. I need a B for this to count towards student teaching if I miss it with a B- I'm gonna actually scream #I missed passing by like 1% last semester and now that I'm proud of myself and doing way better I can't even do my student teaching #AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M NOT TRYING I'VE MISSED LIKE 2 ASSIGNMENTS I'VE JUST BEEN DOING DOG SHIT ON ALL MY QUIZZES #I spend hours reading my textbook and paying attention in class and I just CAN'T do well on these quizzes

[bellflower-goat]

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#ignore this. again just. It seems like I'm not gonna stop. ven.ting ig? Os yeha just ignore this shit or sometjing #oh man here we go again hope it helps I really do I dont know what's going on I'm just. I'm scared is all. #I'm scared of what will happen when I go to the u.s. Will I really be safe? Family says it'll be fine but I dont know #Fuck it overshiaring on here I don't care anymore #Like. I'm already in hs but I'm probably goons have to start from 0 which would mean losing like 2-3 years and it's fine #I've got no hurry but. I've seen so much shit abt how hs sucks over there and I'm genuinely scared #I really am scared and it's not sometjing I can stop really #I guess I don't wanna get sh.ot or something like that. #I really dont want that to happen to me it scares me so much. #And it doesn't help that I'm visibly qu.eer I'm not white. I would be in danger in that case. #I dont care abt bu.llying I'll be fine in that regard. I just don't want to get killeed or hat.ecrim.ed like. Badly yk? #I dunno. I'm just really scared. #And I don't know. I don't know what to do rn I'm just stuck I guess I just. #I really need to go see that da. #I dont know what I am or what I have I know I've got a. problem I dunno what it is all ik is that I need treatment. #And I can't really get that stuff cause of money. And maybe if I had that dammed help I could maybe not have. #hwntever is going on rn happening.

[variantia]

BELLUM.   me having just filled my coffee cup and getting ready to TRY to do some drafts

Venti popping up in my head like “wait how is that coffee gonna help you it’s decaf”

my brain being like “NO NO SHUT UP I WAS TRICKED AND YOU RUINED IT!!!!!”

#is that a fucking gremlin ?? ( OOC. ) #(( YOU RUINED IT TINY GOD MAN !!!!! #the joke is literally on me because not only does Venti got a point ; I'm also probably gonna burn my tongue on it #I'mma be 0 for 2 tonight #the last few days have been a complete BITCH I was sobbing my eyes out on Tuesday because of insurance issues #and it's still not totally solved #so it's been Difficult trying to concentrate on ANYTHING since then #but I'mma try cuz I'm feeling a teeny bit better I'm just mega stressed like why does shit have to be hard #mwehhhhhhh leave me alone stop making me deal with adult things I am just a marshmallow ;-; ))

[yzashaven]

2023 KINKTOBER︰10﹒01 / 10﹒02

꒰ —♡ B R E E D I N G ﹒ PART 1 ꒱

EVENT MASTERLIST !

FEATURING ! ayato, xiao, diluc, kuronushi x fem!reader

WARNINGS ! breeding obviously, shibari, some anal, cum overflow :0, overstimulation, praising, think that's all + VERY SHORT HELP

NOTE ! like only one of these were proofread LMAO anyway~ splitting this into 2 because i couldn't make the time to finish all 8 of the characters 😭 + THANK YOU FOR 700?!?!?! + sorry to those i couldn't tag :( and for posting this late omg

event taglist— @yukiitaooo @scara6 @peakalatus @kanaedd @returningluv @im-the-ruler-here @scarafixation @kateybuggi @hanni7 @asimpforpeople @ju1yyyzzz @saturnsapothecary @alexiassleeping @cheeze-noo @supercoolusernameomg @shining_dhei @uchihaeirin @black-rxse @3herri-berri @anon-eu @gojoswife201 @abeitriz @chlebek1 @mechanical-lily @breadybuu @dawning-bliss @poisonedmoonl1ght @scaraismybbgreal @nothingfuninthislife @hellithides @eunchaeluvr @doumastip @pandash @cuntz0ne @zomzomb1e @bitchylillyrose @apocalypticchimera @wolfiafan10 @zxdksimpo

—KAMISATO AYATO

he's a very family oriented man, you're well aware of that, so of course it's no surprise that breeding is one of the commissioner's top kinks. even just the mere thought of filling up your cute little cunt with his seed is enough to drive him insane.

"you're gonna give me an heir, yeah? right, my love?" ayato seductively whispered into your ear as you tiredly nod your head in approval. he has been pounding into you nonstop for the past 2 hours or so, filling you up with his cum over and over again, making sure that it'll reach your womb. "you feel so good~ this is your reward for being such a good girl for me, so take it. take it all~" his thrusts begin to quicken, urging yet another orgasm for him and yourself before grabbing your ankles to bring your legs over onto his shoulders; allowing him to push his dick even deeper than it was already reaching previously.

"fuck—i'm sorry for pushing your limits, sweetheart, but i won't waste my chance in finally getting to breed you real nice~"

—XIAO

him being a yaksha and practically spending his whole life fighting; xiao never really got to know or experience much when it comes to intimacy. but god, the moment you stepped into his life, it became the thing he couldn't live without.

"o-one more, please..." he groans out, thrusting deep into you at a slow pace, his tip kissing at your cervix ever so slightly. your whimpers and pleas falling onto deaf ears as his gaze was fixated on the way your thighs trembled under his touch as his hands kept your legs spread wide just for him, drunk on the sight of his cock disappearing within your warmth with each buck of his hips. an obvious squelching sound could be heard along with the mix of your fluids overflowing from the sides, "if i pull out, it'll all go to waste, won't it?" xiao mutters out, pulling back until only the head of his cum coated cock remained, just to slam back inside and have you scream his name for the nth time that evening.

"this won't be enough, baby... need to fill you up some more~"

—DILUC RAGNVINDR

trust me when i say that breeding is one of his top kinks, probably around the top 3, i'm sure of it :3 he just adores how pretty you look taking every single drop of his seed; the way you look so perfectly fucked out is enough to bring another feeling of euphoria to him.

"m-my love, so pretty~" diluc's eyes were focused on your trembling figure beneath him, cunt already completely full of his cum yet he's still pumping more and more inside for 'good measure' as per his words. "i know you're tired, i'm sorry—you feel too good for me to... pull out-ah~" the sensitive head of his cock kissed all the deepest parts of you with ease; giving you so much more pleasure, along with the way he was constantly pushing his cum back inside further.

"...so perfect for me, my good girl~"

—KURONUSHI

shibari. his specialty, his favorite. he decided to try a new position instead of the usual mating press you two did; having you situated on the bed with your ass up and face buried in the pillows while your wrists were bound by a red ribbon behind your back.

"that's it, keep moaning for me like that~" kuronushi coos, hips slamming against your body as his cock thrusted in and out of your ass at a steady rhythm, fingers rubbing roughly at your swollen clit, continuing to drive you over the edge. "fuck—your voice truly is the best instrument~ and your moans... the most majestic melody i've ever heard~" he says in between uneven breaths before finally cumming inside you, abruptly pulling out and pushing into your already filled to the brim cunt, a dark chuckle escaping his lips upon hearing you moan at the sudden entrance.

"just made sure to fill up both of your holes, love~"

#♡.･ signed by yza ✰°｡⋆ #♡.･ occasions ✰°｡⋆ #genshin smut #genshin x reader #scaramouche smut #scaramouche x reader #kuronushi smut #kuronushi x reader #ayato smut #ayato x reader #xiao smut #xiao x reader #diluc smut #diluc x reader

[evilminji]

Okay... so it COULD be because, as a writer, I'm an ASSHOLE to my Characters...

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE FUNNY?

Danny, innocent, gets YEETED into DC. As ya do. And he's a bit messed up. But! He's a Baby Ancient in the making. Gonna be master of Spaaaaaace(~~~☆!) one day. Very exciting, only slightly relevant.

See, Ectoplasm? Dumb. That's why we need Cores and Brains etc. Never let Ectoplasm decide things. It WILL chose the "technically correct but now the buildings on fire" option EVERY SINGLE TIME. And you are running out of fire extinguishers.

Because it is dumb.

Very, VERY No Brain, Just Goo, Dumb.

And THIS Goo has a life to save. A Halfa too maintain in Peak Performance(tm). Because THIS Goo is VERY smart Goo(according only to itself) and TOTALLY knows what it's doing! Damaged meat bits? Oh that's EASY! You just FIX that! Replace with meat bits! See? It's BRILLIANT Goo. 10 out of 10 stars, me!

Small problem.

The instructions have been damaged.

PANIC.

Wait! No! We got this! We are Very Smart Goo(tm). And have Space Powers. This is FINE. We'll... we'll just FIX the instructions! Hand me a hammer! If we smash enough bits together, it'll sort? Of look right? Close ENOUGH? Yeeeeeah. We're GENIUS Goo~

Use THAT!

But where did they GET their ill begotten DNA? Well OBVIOUSLY the place all the OTHER DNA they had was stored, DUH? Keep up, says the Goo with literally no braincells making horrifying choices for an unconscious man. It's Earth.

As in... the planet.

It's not even HIS planet. It's AN Earth. A Planet CALLED "Earth" that dwells in the DC universe, not his, and is covered with ZERO(0) Fentons but plenty of superhumans and aliens. THAT planet.

The Goo grabbed the Very BESTEST Meat Instructions it could FIND! The Goo is also a collective and did not AGREE on what the "Best" WAS. But it's... okay, no, I can't lie to you, it is NOT fine.

But thankfully it IS stable.

Because Ectoplasm may be dumb and indiscriminate as super-bacteria with a flamethrower, but it is a MASTER at the jigsaw of Life. It can reanimate ANYTHING.

Including the now SINGLE MOST CHIMERAD MAN you've ever SEEN. Who is he related too? YES. His left knee is Kryptonian, the fingers on his right hand are Tameranian, his skin tone has shifted to the most ambiguously multi-ethnic tone imaginable (think that future of humanity mock up, where they combine every ethnicity on the premise that inter-racial marriage will becoming increasingly common up to the point where we all just kinda look averaged out thanks to the ease of travel) because it's trying to do all of them at once and none of them are willing to back down, because all of them got the instructions "Be Skin". He might have Slade Wilson's cheek bones and hair.

Danny wakes up and basicly is half Ectoplasmic Goo, half the extended Super Community.

AND CANT GET BACK HOME TO FIX IT.

Because of course this IS fixable. It's just medical shape-shifting. But without HIS template, undamaged. His body is REFUSING to change from what is OBVIOUSLY the CORRECT form. And he keeps getting clocked as "probably related to me".

With the Fenton Luck kicking in? The parts of him people manage to swab and/or get DNA from? Keep MATCHING them. Danny doesn't know WHO is behind this but-! *spots a giggle child with a cat* !!!!!!

You.

Klarion you little SHIT!

So now he's wearing a face that's BARELY his, running from very determined superhumans who want to parent him, trying to steal enough technology to build a portal. AND vowing to kick the witch boy's ASS.

This ISNT FUNNY, KLARION.

His body is Frankenstein's FEVER DREAM! Every time he gets hurt, it tries to "FIX" itself! He lost a chunk of his should back there and HIS ENTIRE BODY CHANGED SKIN TONES. He's pretty sure if he SITS funny, his teeth might fall out and regrow POINTY! He's handing you over to WALKER you horrible little gremlin child!

Just? Take the "Danny is related to X" and "Danny is sick" and turn them uuuuup. Make EVERYBODY concerned except Danny. This is just another fucked up adventure in a long string of fucked up adventures. Give him his DNA back. If he has to suffer the Fenton Luck then he should AT LEAST get to keep the Fenton "built like a tank"!

*gets hit again*

*is GREEN now for some reason* The fuck?

Garfield, aka Beast Boy: I HAVE A CLONE SON!?

Danny: Zone DAMN IT not another one!

@ailithnight @hdgnj @nerdpoe @the-witchhunter

#tw body horror #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #danny phantom #never let the Goo drive #chimera au #Danny looks A BIT like everyone #just enough to be suspicious #chaos happens and klarion laughs

[bedsyandco]

age is just a number ☆ quinn hughes

note: Ahhh! I love writing Quinn so much😭 this was written in 20 minutes, i'll edit it later, i just really wanted to post it cause I have 0 patience and self control

requested: yes

summary: luke bsf x Quinn hughes. 4 year age gap. After some comments were made by Quinn's brothers, you get a little insecure in your relationship and Quinn has to reassure you

You and Quinn had been dating a few months now. sneaking around behind everyone's backs including Luke. Your best friend and Quinn's youngest brother.

The four of you were sitting in the living room at the lake house, watching some movie. Jack and Luke were chirping Quinn about some actress that he used to have a crush on. Going on and on about how he had a thing for older women because he was such a mommas boy.

You laughed along at first, always finding it so endearing to watch the brothers bicker back and forth. Even though you've been around to witness it for quite a few years now...it never got old.Your smile quickly faded when Jack started making comments about how all Quinn's relationships with younger women has failed, and that he should go for someone older this time, cause it doesn't seem like the younger girls can handle him.

You know you shouldn't let these comments bother you. It wasn't that serious and it wasn't directed towards you, but it was one of your, if not the biggest insecurity you had when it came to your relationship with Quinn. Being four years younger than him. Not being enough to keep him interested. These comments from two people who probably knew him the best, didn't do anything to reassure you.

"I'll be right back," you whisper, avoiding Quinn's eyes as you make your way to the bathroom.

A few minutes later there's a soft knock on the door and Quinn enters, shutting the door behind him and coming over to where you're standing in front of the sink. He wraps his arms around you from behind, pulling you closer and kissing your shoulder softly.

"What's wrong sweetheart?" he asks you softly

"Nothing," you mumble and he puts his hands on your hips, spinning you around to face him and pushing you against the counter.

"Don't lie to me. I know you well enough to know everything's not okay and even if I didnt this pout is enough to tell me there's something wrong." Quinn says, rubbing circles on your hip and tracing your lips with the thumb of his other hand.

"Do you think I'm too young for you?" the words slip out before you can stop them and Quinn sighs, knowing his brother's comments was the cause of this.

"Age is just a number baby," Quinn says teasingly and you sigh.

"Quinn I'm being serious," you retort, grabbing both of his hands and holding them in yours, the way they were caressing you becoming a little too distracting.

"So am I. I don't care if you're 4 years younger or 4 years older or if you were born the exact same day I was. It doesn't change the fact that you're perfect for me. You know how Jack is, especially if he's been drinking, he can't keep his mouth shut. Especially if there's an opportunity to chrip me about something. If they knew that we were together, he would be more careful about making remarks like that." Quinn says and you bite the inside of your cheek, knowing he was right.

"I'm not ready to tell Luke yet." you say and Quinn nods, expecting that response from you.

"The longer we wait, the worse it's gonna be." Quinn replies and you look down, not wanting to argue about this. again.

Quinn sighs softly before taking his hand out of yours and cupping your face between his palms, planting a soft kiss on your lips.

"God it's torture seeing you all day and not being able to touch you. Kiss you." he says wrapping his arms around your waist and just hugging you for a few minutes. You smile a bit, thinking that this is exactly why he was nicknamed "huggy bear". Your guy loves hugging.

"I'll sneak into your room tonight. If you think a young girl like me can handle you," you quip and Quinn chuckles, knowing you're not gonna let that go for a while.

"I think you can handle me just fine baby" Quinn smirks, slapping your ass as you walk past him, and out the door.

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