#mr. Davidson

[nocakesformissedith]

Pokey: Welcome to the first meeting of the "Fuck Paul Matthews" club! Members, please introduce yourselves. 😊

Emma, Mr. Davison, Greenpeace Girl, Melissa, Bill, and Ted, sweating: Um, I think we misunderstood what this club was about.

Pokey: No…. you were right. 😔

#tgwdlm #paul matthews #the guy who didn't like musicals #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #incorrect starkid #they all want him so bad akdnkfkdd he pulls so hard just by being some guy #for the giggles #incorrect tgwdlm #incorrect hatchetfield #emma perkins #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #Melissa #mr. davidson #greenpeace girl #pokey #pokotho #paulkotho #paulkins #oh Greenpeace girl has a name now!! #harmony jones

[atoneofconscious]

Onion Headlines in Hatchetfield

#the guy who didn’t like musicals #hatchetfield universe #mr. davidson #hatchetfield #team starkid #starkid #jeff blim #tgwdlm #nerdy prudes must die #black friday

[hatchetfield]

TGWDLM + Mini Parallels

#shoutout to my friend sho for this one #will this be a series or a one off? who knows #starkid #lauren lopez #jon matteson #emma perkins #paul matthews #jeff blim #joey richter #corey dorris #jamie lynn beatty #ted spankoffski #mr. davidson #bill woodward #nora beanie #the guy who didn’t like musicals #my gifs

[violetheart77]

She’s everything 💖

He’s just Ken 💖

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #what do you want paul #carol davidson #mr. davidson #ken davidson #mr davidson #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #barbie movie memes #i’m just ken #i'm just ken #barbie 2023 #i write shitposts not tragedies

[ghostface-knight]

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #also lmk your head cannons about who actually does work in the tags #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #bill woodward #charlotte sweetly #mr. davidson #melissa hatchetfield #sylvia hatchetfield #ccrp technical

[autistichyena]

(man in a hurry voice) aww yummyyy

#barry swift #general macnamara #sam sweetly #mr. davidson #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetfield #team starkid #my art #man in a hurry

[raspberrysmoon]

ok so i was rewatching tgwdlm in math class today and

no idea if this is intentional or even real but im pretty sure that in early tgwdlm, mr. davidson (the boss) says "i hire you PAULS to keep our stock high" paulS. with an s. plural paul. like the clones mentioned in 'forever and always'?

i hire you, clones of paul matthews, to keep our stock high. i hire you repeatedly because you are easy to use, easy to direct, and hard working.

thats what i hear from it anyway. he might just be slurring the two words together (me fr) in an attempt to work them together better for the music but, think about the implications, yeah?

#raspy rambles #starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield musicals #paul matthews #paul 23 #mr. davidson #he has a tag?????? #n e way

[gone-to-oregone]

#starkid #jeff blim #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nightmare time #mr. davidson #general macnamara #barry swift #man in a hurry #starkid gabe #tinky #t’noy karaxis

[infectedpaul]

[PIANO NOTE]

#dex says things #hatchetfield #ken davidson #mr. davidson #doodles

[nabwastaken]

if the infected in tgwdlm were ghosts (I know this would never happen because lore but it's just fun to imagine)

charlotte: where am i

sam: heyyyyy

charlotte: SAM WTF YOU KILLED ME

sam: sorry babe but that wasn't me

charlotte: huh wdym

sam: so you see i was at the theater and then this weird meteor thingy came and next thing you know *shrugs* im a ghost and my body is walking around singing and pretending to be me

charlotte: so your saying that that thing isnt you but instead some evil singing zombie thing

sam: yeah basically and now me, your boss, and this guy are watching you guys *he points to another guy across the room that looks kinda like ted*

charlotte: who are you

???: I've never known darker times since I've covered the protests live at the Hatchetfield kennel

charlotte: okay but who are you

???: I am Dan Reynolds.

charlotte: okay good to know hey mr davidson how are you

sam: oh yeah hes been pretty unresponsive and hes been moping around ever since his evil zombie self revealed what he wanted to do with his wife-

mr davidson: sam stfu or i will... will..

sam: what?

*meanwhile in the real world* bill: kick your head!

mr. davidson: exactly!!!

sam: yknow we should probably keep watching something interesting seems to be going on with those paul and emma guys

charlotte: well i guess i have to accept that im dead..

*suddenly, the door slams open*

Infected Charlotte: It is time....

charlotte and sam: ah fuck.

#shitpost #crack #charlotte sweetly #sam sweetly #hatchetverse #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #ghost au #dan reynolds #mr. davidson #bill woodward #cliffhanger #If you want me to make more I'll do it #Fuck Clivesdale

[nerdy-prudes-must-age-regress]

hi! Here's my ocs age regress head cannons (I'm sorry it's so long I've grown so attached to them)

Katrina Kacey and kelly age regress headcannons

Katrina:

-she's 35 and regresses 10-12

-even regressed she still feels the need to protect her sisters (there home life is terrible)

-she loves to talk. She hardly ever does on a regular day cause she's deaf in one ear which makes conversation scary for her so when she's little she will talk about anything and everything for hours cause she's not bothered by her deafness as much

-her primary cgs are linda gerald Gary and becky-when she regresses wiggly will kinda show up and regress with her (that's a whole other list of headcannons I can send if you want)

-she loves to build. Like Linda and gerald have bought her like every lego friends set in existence

-whenever she’s little she goes to the monroe house cause it's kinda like an escape for her since it's so different from her everyday life

-linda and gerald even made her her dream kids room

-sometimes she'll play with river. But the other boys make her nervous

-sometimes when she gets really exhausted from talking gerald will carry her to her room and linda or Becky (sometimes Gary when it's just him and gerald) will cuddle with her while she rests

-likes to be called Katty darling and sweetheart

Next is kacey

-kacey is 28 and regresses 6-9

-she works at ccrp. She never wanted anyone to know but one day ted was being well Ted and she had a deadline she didn't know about and started regressing so she ran off mid conversation with Charlotte and Bill. They followed her and thats how they found out

-eventually they helped her tell paul and emma

-her cgs are obviously Charlotte bill Paul and emma

-once Mr Davidson and Melissa took care of her while the others were away on a business trip. They don't speak of it cause she's embarrassed

-she likes to be sang to so Charlotte and Bill will sing to her when she gets tired

-she has terrible arthritis so bad most of the time she needs crutches or even a wheelchair to get around so when the pain gets really bad she has terrible meltdowns.

-these meltdowns are the reason Charlotte bought a weighted blanket and multiple heat pads (the pressure and heat makes the pain more bearable)

-she hates uses her crutches when little so Bill or Paul usually have to carry her around

-she likes painting and drawing when little so she'll set up in Charlotte or bills living room with a movie and just draw or paint for hours

-she has a service dog that somehow just knows when she needs to regress and immediately grabs one of her cg

-for some reason she'll also just like Lay on her back on the floor and stare at the ceiling they aren't really sure why but she giggles a lot when she does it so they're fine with it

-she also loves playing superheros with paul and emma

-she likes to be called ace kid and sweety

Finally kelly:

-she's 18 and regresses anywhere from 1 to 5

-primary gcs are steph grace pete Ruth and sometimes miss holloway and duke

-she was scared for her friends to find out but then she found out Richie regressed and slipped in front of them and they were so sweet about it cause she regressed pretty young

-she does not talk at all when little. She doesn't talk a ton anyway but when little she goes completely non verbal will not make a sound

-she likes when grace sings to her even though it's church songs

-most of the time she'll just sit in front of the TV with one of her cartoons on

-her favs are bluey and backyardigans

-she's blind in her left eye so whenever she walks she gets way more clumsy and will just run into walls

-they are all very concerned so someone usually pete has to go with her wherever she goes

-she also gets very picky and will only eat like stephs grilled cheese sandwiches and ruths French fries

-she likes to be called kels bub and angel

Again sorry it's so long your the first person I've told about them and they are precious to me. Thank you for bring a safe space!

OH MYYY I HEART THEM ALLL <333 also. Wiggly. I heard about wiggly. Say more :3

And, it’s completely ok! I get a tad bit overwhelmed from long messages w/o warning so Ty!! And, lastly, your absolutely welcome! I believe every fandom deserves a safe space for anyone(or at least to the non-toxic side), and I want to be someone to help with that <3

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #agere #agere hcs #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #bf #black friday #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #ccrp gang #mr. Davidson #melissa tgwdlm #linda monroe #gerald monroe #nerdycule #grace chasity #stephanie lauter #miss holloway #duke keane #hatchetfield oc

[pastriibunz]

i just realized that I never released the ending art I did for TKWDLM sooooo here it is

‼️🚨⚠️MAJOR TKWDLM SPOILERS BELOW!!! READ THE SCRIPT FULLY FIRST BEFORE YOU CHECK THIS OUT!!!!⚠️🚨‼️

‼️🚨⚠️YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED⚠️🚨‼️

aaand a couple zoom ins on my fav frames

I love this final shot it’s like playing spot the silly

Okay peace peace y’all

#kai drew #oc #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #oc art #tkwdlm #the kai who didn’t like musicals #emma perkins #hatchetfield #paul matthews #mr. davidson #melissa #general mcnamara #ted spankoffski #alice woodward #charlotte sweetly #bill woodward #nora beanie #zoey chambers #sam sweetly #professor hidgens #seriously tkwdlm was honestly a joy to write #Writing some parts altered my brain chemistry #It was so much fun I’m a little sad it’s finished

[local-soda-can]

…..so me and my friends came up with awful(/pos) mr. davidson lore-

knows every manager in hatchetfield (+ everyone in the multiverse-)

BIGGEST KAI DREW FAN

Bill’s paycheck is now 100k/year bc he’s a Kai Drew fan

Paul’s paycheck is now 1M/year bc he’s a Kai Drew father figure

Bean: “_____, do you know Mr. Davidson?” ____: “OH MR. DAVIDSON?!?! :DDDD”

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #we don’t know how it escalated- #it just did- #mr. davidson

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Friday

"It should have been a small thing, a misunderstanding immediately left in the dust..." After Steph and Pete have their first big fight, Steph goes to Lakeside to grab an apology gift. And the perfect thing has just hit the shelves... (Steph Lauter gets caught up in the events of Black Friday)

Started for Day 6 of Lautski Week 2023--prompt of "gift." Finished two days later.

#this is the happiest and silliest one yet! #<-she lied #I know it's twelve chapters but its still shorter than the first chapter of Branches lol #Lautski #Lautski week #Steph and Pete you will always be famous #Steph Lauter #Pete Spankoffski #Ted Spankoffski #Hannah Foster #wiggog y'wrath #Wiggly #Black Friday #Nerdy Prudes Must Die #Hatchetfield #Mr. Davidson #Charlotte Sweetly

[violetheart77]

“Et tu, Paul?”

Happy Ides of March everyone

(cursed bonus under the cut)

#The Inevitable Death of Julius Caesar (Nicholai Languini‚ 1818) #ides of march #the ides of march #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #inevitable #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #henry hidgens #professor hidgens #mr. davidson #bill woodward #nora tgwdlm #emma perkins #julius caesar #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #starkid shitposts #starkid memes #starkid #starkid musicals #starkid productions #team starkid #i write shitposts not tragedies #et tu brute #jared padalecki #bravo you coward #text post meme #the apotheosis is upon us

[youshouldhavepaidattentiondad]

🔈

"Mr. Davidson?" Melissa says as she pokes her head into his office.

He hastily pauses the video he's watching. "Hmm? Yes, Melissa?"

Taking a deep breath, Melissa steels herself to say, "Could you turn down your computer volume, please? Everyone on the floor can hear it and they're… uncomfortable to say the least."

"I… uh…" He tugs at the collar of his shirt. "Yes, yes of course! Sorry for the disturbance." His eyes scan his keyboard desperately, looking for the volume buttons.

"It's the button with the speaker on it," Melissa directs him patiently.

"Yes, of course. Thank you, Melissa."

Send me an emoji and I'll write a drabble!

#ken davidson #mr. davidson #melissa #emoji prompts #blurry face