#mushrooms are my enemies

[villainessbian]

Made dumplings for the first time today! It was surprisingly easy! Except gauging the quantities and making the "tie-off" part on top not too big! I will be making more until I'm sick of them in maybe-autistic fashion as I do with all food! Aaaaa I love learning new ways to make food that are tasty and ridiculously easy!

#I got very excited about making pasta as a kid and then burgers and then cooking chicken breasts and then (cont.) #and in the last couple years it was making french ''tacos'' and making breaded things and making naan and now making dumplings #it feels like magic #I should learn more cooking in general #so I have many weapons to fight the Hungries and the Sensories #because I disagree with most foods #mushrooms are my enemies #and mussels have named me their most important target for elimination through yuckiness

[loverofpiggies]

A Punchroom!

#A punch mushroom #making some enemies for the game trying to flex my creative muscles #WATDG #Also here's an alternative Willow outfit!

[senselessalchemist]

MGS alert noise

#saroart #dead cells #the beheaded #times 3 #fuckin strongbad's “there is [x] of them” will never not play in my head when there's [x] of something #mushroom boi! #or i guess the enemy version whose name i do not remember #do the little ones grow into the big ones #because that would sure be something if they evolved like the leghuggers do #they bonk enough enemies and then get Tall and Swole #unfortunately this is the only recent doodle that is postable on tumblr

[mast3r-rainb0w]

[C] 'Greg Martin' Style: Super Mario Bros. (1985) by Mast3r-Rainb0w

A commission made via DeviantArt. Here I was tasked to mimic the artstyle of the LATE video game artist Greg Martin (1956-2013), for the all-time classic 1985 game Super Mario Bros.! I hope I have paid tribute to Mr. Martin's legacy with this fanart mock-up here! Enjoy!

#greg martin #greg martin artstyle #greg martin style #super mario bros #super mario bros 1985 #super mario bros nes #nes #nintendo #nintendo fanart #goomba #lakitu #mario enemies #super mushroom #mushroom kingdom #my artwork #commission #mastermission #mushroom #pipe #question block #nintendo entertainment system

[bamboorocket]

Been playing more SMRPG again. Can you tell what my usual approach to combat is? (I'll give you a hint: I'm a caster gremlin who exploits party-wide spells and enemy weaknesses for fun and profit)

No one warned me this lil' man would be the key to me utterly wrecking shop but I am beyond delighted to have found out.

#Super Mario RPG #SMRPG #Mallow #Bamboo's Doodles #Between hitting multiple enemies at once and using Thought Peek to figure out how to best ruin their days... #The Mushroom Kingdom has seen death and it's a lil cloud boy who thinks he's a frog #but fr Mallow is my baby my son my cinnamon roll and I will protect him as he learns to be brave and maybe zaps a few fools in the process

[theriu]

Random late-night revalation: a superhero whose superpower is growing mushrooms, any kind, very fast and in huge quantities. Think about it. If you need to get into a building, grow a mass of mushrooms that instantly decay the wood of the door. Be a travelling herbal potion supplier, making your own super-fresh ingredients. Grow a cool giant mushroom umbrella cap on top of your head. Undercut the truffle market. The possibilities are endless.

#river nightblogs #mushroom powers #superpowers #story prompts #I want this now #and also now I’m hungry. #btw Im sure someone out there is gonna be all haha DRUGS and HORRIBLE MURDER OF ENEMIES #And I would like you to please calm down now and not ruin my great cottagecore superhero concept #Theyd probably be immune to negstive mushroom effects anyway #river writes #also I know why truffles are so expensive #but I refuse to believe they are really That Good until I’ve tried them #suspicious of any food thats popular for being rare #anyhoo thats enough rambling #if you read this far thanks youre a cool dude #dude is gender neutral btw

[nekohooch]

@evgaming is having a Mar10 party and I decided to Mushroom! My scarlet skirt from @mayakern is PERFECT for this.

#mario #mar10 day #mar10 #mushroom #toad #toadette #my friends joked I’m Toadette covered in the blood of her enemies #my face #selfie #cute clothes #makeup

[shayminsh]

I think you'd like mushrooms

I LIKE BASIC ASS MUSHROOMS.as soon as they get kinda strange i get weirded out

#MUSHROOM PIZZA IS MY FAVORITE PIZZA 🥰 #friends and enemies

[leavemetoplaythesims]

it's going

#i love them so much #also look at my cool guardian #i'm starting to get confident cause i've been able to take down some bigger enemies #bosses maybe even idk what classifies as a boss in this game #like i'm starting to deal some serious damage #the underdark is fun #i'm working with the mushroom people #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #my screenshots #video games

[mr-glove]

Some bosses from my AU

Top left is the Rhythm Rock Golem, from the Rhythm temple

Top right is the wing of Moth Boss, boss of the bat temple

Bottom left the Rat king, residing in prison isle

Bottom right to center the Pumpkin king. I wanted to 1. Make a halloween arc and 2. Give a reason why we don't see scarecows in ½GH and beyond (aside from the fact that we don't visit the fields)

#concept art #shantae au #gw2l #my post #my art #the princess and the pirate #stiky note sketch #Enemies/Bosses #Pumpkin king arc #Rhythm temple #Mushroom island #Prison isle

[nexus-nebulae]

FUCK yeah

alfredo

#went to fancy italian place for my birthday #and they serve. fucking MASSIVE bowls of pasta #so i have enough alfredo to last me three days #AND it's alfredo without parsley!!!!! which means it won't burn to eat!!! #parsley my italian-american food mortal enemy #it's got mushrooms and prosciutto in it it's very fancy alfredo i feel fancy #also i got a blue raspberry margarita it makes me feel like im drinking a Potion #potion of make me dizzy and wanna sleep

[kittlyns]

Just did a war crime against a guy called baelen bonecloak. Rip Mr. Bonecloak

#he was surrounded by a field of noxious mushrooms #so I was like oh I'll set them on fire and slowly carve my way over to him #:/ #they just so happened to be combustable ig. #he got blown thee fuck up. #like it was insane. all I could do was watch in horror #he didn't stand a chance. that man experienced a level of hell unknown to us before. #idek who he was. if he was someone important. if he could've directed me in a direction I should go. #or maybe (hopefully) he was an enemy. and I saved myself the trouble of fighting him. #we'll never now. #really wish I had a way to record that entire scene tho cuz it was just. idk. #just been standing next to his body for the past 5 minutes cuz I feel bad #bg3

[zrllosyn-art]

Scarab shenanigans with @13thcat (tighnari) and @ajitated (cyno)!

AJ had scarabs marked on their map, and KC has tig indicators. They were scarab dogs :3c Underleveled scarab sniffin dogs but we found a bunch! It was a blast.

(also it was really funny being the only lv90 on the team and having to fight everyone bcs KC and AJ did no dmg lol. Neither Tig nor Cyno had artifacts.)

#genshin #raiden (genshin) #cyno (genshin) #tighnari (genshin) #genshin impact #IT WAS A LOT OF FUN LETS DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME #also raidenn is such a good pun lmao #i also do like playin as her #they kinda did her dirty with th plot though #she could have been my war criminal meow meow (tm) #she still kinda is but yknow #ANYWAYS #HAVE DOODLES IT WAS FUN #my world level is high so all th enemies were lv 90+ so it was real fun watching kc n aj have to run from enemies #they beat!!! mushrooms tho!!! #fun to watch

[krenia]

"you're so nice to me! I'll follow you until the very end!"

#cue accidentally detonating mushroom boi every 5s because differentiating left and right trigger is very hard apparently #meta be damned i always pick this little idiot #noone is ready for the truth but he interrupts enemy attack patterns and that saved my ass too many times #so i can take runing parries every once in a while #my art #dead cells #dead cells fanart #mushroom boi! #the fact that the exclamation mark is there made me call him 'mushroom boil' for the first far too long of playing the game #tw blood #i guess it's very shit blood #but still #advanced billingual english : writes 'i follow you' instead of 'i'll follow you' i'm going to kill myself

[ashthewarlock]

I made a dark urge drow in bg3 and he is hot af... now he is living rent free in my head 😳 Now I'm thinking about how he would go into his spider wild form and bring Astarion "snacks" :3c

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 dark urge #i love walking up and people pissing there pants cus im a drow #or giving them the death stare lol #im spore druid so im going to fill all my enemies with mushrooms :)

[mashkaroom]

Ok, lmao, I was taken by @raven-harlot​‘s idea to translate popular tumblr posts into Yiddish, and of course my favorite ever tumblr post is “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”, so here is my translation and translator’s notes. I ask that you lmk if you see any errors/have any comments and I would love, love, love to see other people’s translations!

איך, האַלטנדיק אַ פּיסטויל צו אַ שוואָם: דערצייל מיר דער שם, דו פֿונגוס-טינוף 1

שוואָם: פֿילסטו 2 דער פֿאַרברענונג פֿון דייַן האַרץ? 3 פילסטו אין זיך דאָס געראַנגל? די מורא אין מיר איז  מחוץ אַלץ וואָס קען מאַכן דייַנע נשנה. דו קענסט מיך נישט באַטייַטיקלעך דערהרגענען.

איך, אָנשטעלנדיק דאָס צינגל, מייַן פּנים גיסנדיק מיט טרערן: איך האָב דיך נישט קיין מורא, צו אַל די שוואַרצע-יאָר! 4

אָ.פּ, וואָס מיינט עס, האָ?? 5

צעפֿוילונג עקסיסטירט ווי אַן איבערבלייַבנדיק געשטאַלט פֿון לעבן. 6

ס'איז אַ שוידערדיק ענטפער, אַ גוטן טאָג דיר.

1. I translated “you fungal piece of shit” as “du fungus-tinef”. The Comprehensive Yiddish-English Dictionary (CEYD), aka verterbukh.org, gives “tinef” as  “ filth, dirt; excrement; shoddy goods, junk; vulg. good-for-nothing, lowlife”. I also kept the “you” that the original uses for emphasis -- I’m not 100% sure that Yiddish regularly uses this same construction, though I suspect that it certainly exists in English-influenced dialects even if not in others.

2. I chose to have both the mushroom and the narrator be on informal you with each other. This can imply several things: one, they exist in a context where formality is not important to either of them. In a violent situation like this, people are unlikely to use formal you. However, the mushroom might have chosen to use formal you to indicate a sort of distance from the narrator and from this situation, implying potentially that the mushroom is much more important to the narrator than vice versa. Another option is that the mushroom and the narrator have an existing relationship at a sufficient degree of closeness as to have made the switch in the past from formal to informal you. I find this compelling. A third benefit to using informal you is that that’s the register you address G-d in. In using informal you, the possibility that either of them can be G-d is not precluded. If the mushroom is G-d, then this is a scene of a heretic making a last plea -- before he kills his G-d, he wants to know it. If the narrator is G-d, then this is a vulnerable G-d, perhaps an amnesiac one, making a plea to someone -- a believer, a being even more ancient and powerful? -- and the mushroom answers: can you feel your heart burning? (that is god) can you feel the struggle within? (that is god) the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters (you are so powerful that you have created me, and now I, too, can create. even if you kill me, that spark of creation will remain. i am yours.) or maybe (and even that is not enough. you may be god, but I am something more. even a god, even death, cannot take away my essence). Perhaps they are both G-d. The burning heart, the struggle within, the fear more powerful -- they are all elements of G-d. Only together can they discover the true name of G-d. I also like the idea that they are dealing with each other, here, as individuals. A mushroom is only one visible part of a mycelial net, and if the mushroom has already surfaced it has likely spread its spores. The narrator addresses  the mushroom as though it were an individual, as though it were possible for it to be an individual, and the mushroom replies that there is no “me” -- of course you cannot kill a mushroom in a way that matters. You, on the other hand -- what lives on of you? What the narrator is so scared of in the next line is that even if the mushroom cannot die in a way that matters, he can.

3 I also considered ?פילסטו אַז דייַן האַרץ ברענט? & פילסטו ווי ברענט דייַן האַרץ? as options here. I chose the one I did because option 2 (filstu az dayn harts brent) seems to learn towards the question “are you aware that your heart is burning?” while option 3 (filstu vi brent dayn harts) leans towards “can you the particular way in which your heart is burning". I decided not to take a stance either way as to whether the mushroom is bringing the burning to the narrator's attention for the first time or pointing out a new shade to the burning and do the closest literal translation.

4. Something that English has which Yiddish lacks (at least that I don't know a good equivalent to) is the versatility of the word "fuck". The Comprehensive English-Yiddish Dictionary (CEYD) suggests appending 'tsu al di shvartse yor' to phrases where you'd use fucking/wtf/other fuck phrases, so that's what I did here.

5. Chose not to mess with the O.P. acronym esp as origineler poster is a perfectly acceptable translation. You may also remember that the original is "Hey, OP? What the FUCK does this mean?" I chose not to use 'tsu al di shvartse yor' here again because while in the previous sentence the "fucking" is intensifying "not scared", here the 'fuck' is rather intensifying the state of asking a question rather than any individual component, so I instead added the question intensifier "ha?" and an extra exclamation point to make up for lack of capitalization.

6. This line's a bit too literal and I'm not sure if it sounds like a gross calque. I couldn't find a direct equivalent for "extant", so I used "iberblaybndik", left over. The world "geshtalt" literally means form, image, etc. In Russian we also say "to close a geshtalt" to mean "get closure". Geshtalt in Russian has the sense of a whole unified picture rather than the sum of its parts. So I also like that in a more slavic context, the last line could be read as pointing to the idea that decay is what is left to complete the wholeness of life (and without it life is incomplete).

#this is because i very much have like 15 other things to do #was also very surprised to learn that there is seemingly no fanfic about this post??? #maybe I'm not searching right but WHERE is my fungal-piece-of-shit/me-holding-a-gun lovers to enemies fic??? #this tag is exclusively for raya but пустое вы сердечным ты is about my new blorbos Me and Mushroom #и говорю ей I'm not fucking scared of you и мыслю как тебя люблю! #a fear beyond anything your soul can make в душе влюблённой возбудила