#my exgf

[themomentsillneverforget]

i’ll never forget when you’d always bring me cold water in a thermos with a rubber straw and three ice cubes just how i like it after you ruined my guts and i was shaking

#little things #its the small things #my exgf #smut mention

[afterschoolcrewz]

the writers have to hate malakai like his ex boyfriend is literally insane and threatening him while also dating and being obsessed with his ex girlfriend that he’s still in love with he can never win

#heartbreak high #heartbreak high spoilers #malakai mitchell #edgy bold font i will protect you #people critiquing malakai for getting pissy with amerie is so funny because if i saw my exgf making out with my exbf i would be mad too! #please please please bring this man back for s3 and give him a nonevil bf as endgame

[rubys-pathetic-ex]

#goddess #pathetic loser #exgf #beta slave #friendzone #ruin my life

[best-above]

#my sims #cassie skins #hyunjin smut #marisol yotta #transfeminine #positive thoughts #enneagram #exgf #hyungwon #miles morales #小鸟酱 #MOMA #PICTURE QUOTES #big pecs

[nervoustragedyluminary]

Reductress is just spreading terf rhetoric now

The "joke" is that nonbinary people are somehow escaping from violence by being trans that we can opt out of fearing violence and don't fear violence when walking at night....

Like just yuck as a transmasc nonbinary survivor whose actually aware of the stats of violence against nonbinary people this just disgusts me...

Also I'm betting they have talked to zero Black trans enbies or men or women of colour about how being seen as "scary" puts them in danger from racist white people & or they're just assuming all enbies are white idk it's disgusting... There's just so many layers to the bigotry and white fauxminism of this "joke"

They've previously made posts like this so idk if they've got terfs on staff who keep trying to slip this in to pipeline people or people who think certain trans people they dislike facing violence including sexual violence is funny and that those trans survivors are lying and shouldn't be beleived.

They're priming their audience to disbelieve and mock nonbinary trans survivors. They're literally pushing the "people transition to escape/opt out of patriarchal violence like a fun game" terf talking point which isn't reflected in the stats of violence against trans people who face higher rates of physical sexual and domestic violence than cis people

Just "it's a coin toss!"

As a survivor fuck you

Like the comments section is full of transphobia and people going "har har they think they're in danger they're delusional " or spouting transphobic BS and a trans man whose talking about how he fears violence walking at night being called 'female' and misgendered like well done you've curated a comment section full of transphobes and people who think trans people aren't who we say we are fucking yikes

None of the transphobic comments have been deleted reductress seems happy to leave up comments calling trans men "female" and saying that trans people are a danger to children

#Reductress #Exorsexism #Rape culture #transandrophobia #Terf rhetoric #Erasing tpoc #When your “joke” is “haha enbies don't face violence people think you're men and trans men don't face violence” in current year just wtaf #Did a nonbinary person reject one of the writers or something there seems to be this persistent creepy obsession with mocking and belittlin #It really sounds like the “all my exgfs are crazy” shit but projected onto enbies like who hurt you and why are you hurting survivors? #Like they already tried a similarly transphobic joke and it went over just as badly then why do they keep trying to push this maga shit #Enbyphobia #Anti-Transmasculinity #This is what violent transphobes who harass assault & kill us WANT you to think when we try to talk about fearing for our safety #Why are you perpetuating this transphobic nonsense #Also I wonder if the stock model whose image they used knows its being used to mock&erase trans survivors

[yellowocaballero]

mcu peter parker vs miguel o'hara is nepotism baby vs other much weirder nepotism baby

NO JOKE JAKLDSF

Yeah, I make fun of MCU Peter, but Miguel "I got scouted early and especially picked to advance quickly through the megacorp and recieved personal attention from the VP because I'm just that great" O'Hara is a) so much worse and b) so much more annoying about it. Bright side is Miguel steals Evil Corp from his dad and then proceeds to vindictively run it into the ground. Socialist king. Peter take notes.

I don't know why Miguel didn't go IMMEDIATELY to the tabloids with the "bastard son of Evil Corp VP tried to addict his son to drugs" story, but maybe Miguel prefers direct action and takes care of his problems himself (kill his dad). Miguel's story arc involves being a member of Evil Corp and trying to save lives, becomes a cult leader and has Marx forcibly dictated to him by Thor worshippers as he tries to escape yet another guy trying to smack him with a DCMA claim, and then engages in praxis by killing capitalists and neoliberals. Great character arc over the series where becomes better and also somehow a lot worse.

Anyway, I think in a time travel situation Peter would have a conspiracy theory that Miguel is an immortal vampire who is secretly using Tony's genetics laboratory to make everybody else into vampires (Miguel has red eyes and fangs in the comics, because he was made in 1994 and he is fantastic). In 2099 Mobius is the patron saint of several small Eastern European villages and the vast majority of Finland, so Miguel takes this as a compliment. He goes by Miguel Ojeda, because he hates all three of his parents.

I have actual legitimate theories for Miguel's appearance in ITSV but I think the funniest possibility is that Miguel involves himself in inter-dimension saving, but the minute a portal opens up back to 2099 (probably 2/3ds of the way through this fake movie or comic) he walks straight through and goes back home, leaving everybody else to do all the work. This happened in the comics. Everybody extends sympathy that he lives in a dystopia. He thinks everybody else lives in an unlivable hellpit because their universes contain libertarianism. And/or smartphones, much in the same way if I stepped inside a utopia without internet I would turn around and walk right out. Somebody tries to explain democracy to him, which he also finds statistically and scientifically inefficient. They should have Doom as a "president" like in 2099. He makes the trains run on time.

#my asks #yes doom became “president” in the comics and miguel wondered if he should be worried about this #before shrugging and going home #sm99 does have a lot of kinda lame soap opera plotlines like the secret villain dad thing #in sm99 fashion it was dumb and explained a lot and opened up some interesting plotlines #it is so weird about its soap opera plotlines #theres a love triangle with his fiance and exgf #who #can't stress enough #he cheated on his ex gf with his current fiance who was his brother's gf #because he SUCKS #except the author i think was like 'wait the exgf is a way better character' #and killed her off so he got together with the exgf kinda #like. its weird comic #both better and worse in theory #miguel o'hara #spider-man 2099 #miguel o hara

[demonstars]

i think georgie puts his face in clara's boobs and just stays there

#george also does this. To be fair #i was just reminded of my very tall very well endorsed exgf man i hope she's well #star rambles

[lonely-night]

kathryn janeway & alex cabot as ex gfs

alex and janeway met at starfleet academy. they're roommates and rivals to friends to loves. at first alex was so damn irritated by janeway who kept up her records she set at starfleet academy. slowly they became close and they dated. they both served on the same ship when they were ensigns. when janeway was captured by the cardassians alex was there too. alex was immediately shot up to command and diplomacy roles then something something happened alex almost got killed when she was near to uncover some truth which forced her to leave starfleet and fake her death. years later things resolved she came back and end up as fenris rangers' lawyer who advocate for vigilante. janeway brought voyager back from the delta quadrant but unfortunately had to face court martial. phoebe suggested janeway to hire alex as her lawyer but janeway was too stubborn.

headcanon by @moonhuit

#voyageredit #svuedit #captain kathryn janeway #voyagereditmine #alex cabot #janeway x cabot #me putting all my blorbos in one verse? #yeah you bet your ass i did #mostly i just like to make them all exgfs ksjdkfjfdk

[bloggingfromthedeltaquadrant]

Obsessed with this look actually

#selfie #me #my face #trans #trans selfie #thirsty? #i guess #im working on my best #“Hi im your next ex girlfriend” #energy #exgf #mtf #ootd #look #purple hair #dyed hair #transgender #girls like us #girlslikeus #bisexual #lesbian

[girlstressed]

yk i was talking to nush today and i realised im not even rlly attracted to my lab partner

#or well . i was but then yk what happened? i saw his exgf #and shes so gorgeous it made me SICK like i cant compete with that #and since i found out who she and her friends are the attraction is all gone thumbs up #+ theres the fact that everyone keeps assuming we're dating that's like . too easy idk my brain is weird #personal

[dq1]

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#hate avpd man i hate that ill never be able.to be close to people the way they would want me to #exgf literally left me also because i went through a phase of not really wanting to be touched and needing alone time bc of said avpd #like how could i ever have a relationship when i need to have my own room even in a relationship sometimes...or spend time separate #and its on and off bc sometimes i will b up someones ass but then 2 days later i need to not really talk much and be totally alone 4 a week #like idk ! i am not ! a lovable person ! #back and forth from hypersexual to nearly asexual sometimes. clingy to wanting to b alone. needing my own bed and stuff #half the time I'm not even good at cuddling without getting overstimulated #qpp and i basically codependents but i dont even know if either of us have the ability to have a closer relationship than that w a partner #we r only 20s but i feel like we have practically given up #add weird spiritual beliefs i have on top of that like how could someone love me when im insane and delusional and avoidant and whatever #cant believe exgf got annoyed when i would just wanna play ovw alone or something instead of sitting in bed watching her watch yt videos #like idk i need space sometimes too im just frustrated rn omfg #like am i destined to only being ok at ldr ... but even then i dont text well when j want to be Alon #kill me omfg....... this is ridiculous

[qomrades]

discovered our netflix icons are no longer available which means they are Vintage now.

#scoops troop forever babeyyyyy #weve got my brothers exgf on there still too but were keeping her so we can keep the dustin-robin-steve alive #txt

[rubys-pathetic-ex]

Ruby's best friend 😍

#exgf #beta slave #goddess #pathetic loser #friendzone #small dick loser #obey me #ruin my life #bff #friendzoned #loser humiliation #cucklife #thick and juicy

[dykekakashi]

feeling some sort of way about an old friendship. they made a telegram and it popped up in my messages, so it's not out of the blue it's just. after i broke up w my ex-gf and she told me that [x friend] told her that he would have asked me out if my gf hadn't first (while we were dating ...) a lot of things started to feel rly strange in retrospect and then like. i don't know. there was a 4yr difference btwn us, we met when i was 15, and so on. i just feel really weird about it in a kind of uncomfortable way. also kind of freaked out .... does telegram show them that i'm still active if we used to have convos on there?

#and then certain accusations got thrown against him and he told me about them and like? i wanted to support him but just frankly #w the way i was feeling it was rly hard #and i feel awful about it i do #but i also don't understand why i feel so bad about it #i also feel like a lot of things happened during that period wrt me that i was just never made aware of #like my exgf and this friend apparently having had a few conversations like these #just puts me in a bad state. i want to stop thinking about it period #for like a yr and then he just popped back up and told me he'd just had a rly bad breakup? #i was so fucking stupid why did i put up w shit like that

[my-ex-is-a-stupid-bitch]

#my ex #my ex meme #exgf #my ex girlfriend #true #i hate my ex

[malavein]

clj modern au would be so funny bc like it would be one of those rich kids dramas...... dfqc the young hot ceo of the cangyanghai conglomerate with a reputation for dirty business that just got back from abroad after a series of bad press secretly orchestrated by the absent ceo of the shuiyuntian media group's son, its current president ...

changheng is the younger son of the shuiyuntian ceo who doesnt rly do much bc hes a college student. just wastes his time hanging out with his friend rong hao thats weirdly obsessed with his former tutor and pines for this girl in his bio class (xiao lanhua). danyin is one of his fanclub members but also an intern at his brother's company and her main job is to stalk changheng and make sure hes not dating anyone even though no one's seen his fiancee in almost twenty years.

(danyin: uh president this feels illegal changheng's brother: im paying you to follow changheng around all day danyin: ...you're right. complaint retracted.)

xiao lanhua is a normal college student and siming is her adoptive mother and it turns out that xiao lanhua is the lost heiress to the xilan group entrusted to siming after her parents died (siming used to work for shuiyuntian but got fired after she fell for someone deemed an unsuitable connection to the company) and engaged to changheng but she alrdy fell in love with dfqc who she met when handing out fliers for the ice cream shop her adoptive parents run oops

#theres a sideplot where chidi nvzi is dfqc's exgf (they ended on very bad terms) #chidi nvzi also went missing after their breakup which led to all kinds of bad rumors for dfqc #the truth is that she got tired of the socialite bullshit and moved abroad to fulfill her cottagecore dreams #rong hao is unhealthily obsessed with the implications of this #he has been arrested for stalking dfqc multiple times #danyin's character growth is that she too fucks off and joins chidi nvzi abroad in her cottagecore lifestyle #this sounds crazy but i've actually seen wilder plot points in modern drama #all things considered this is very tame for a modern drama #hire me to write clj s2 modern arc!! #clj #au ideas #my writing