#my favorite straight couple

[inkyyghost]

#my favorite straight couple #simon x betty #simon petrikov #betty #betty grof #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake #adventure time #fav #2023

[thatgayoctopus]

Hhhhhhrng-

*Pony-fies your Octamaria*

#the autism made me do it #my favorite straight couple #if only he didnt fuCKING DIE BEFORE THEY GOT TO KISS GRAAAHHHHHHHH #Anyways im going to SLEEP NOW it is 2AM these ponues have a CHOKEHOLD on me #doc ock #otto octavius msm 2017 #doc ock msm 2017 #msm 2017 #msm 2017 mlp au #anna maria marconi #anna maria msm 2017 #octamaria

[baissick]

the prettiest couple of soulmates

#the office us #the office #jim halpert #pam beesly #pam halpert #jim and pam #john krasinski #jenna fisher #my favorite straight couple

[screenshotsonpinterest]

“I just think they deserve the world”

And “they” is a fictional straight couple from a media property primarily aimed at young boys

#percabeth #hiccstrid #ghostflower #not that they have to be straight #they’ve all got big #bi4bi #t4t energy #but this is my favorite flavor of fictional couple #percy jackson #Annabeth Chase #pjo #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #how to train your dragon #httyd #miles morales #gwen stacy #spider verse #spider man: into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #gwiles

[marrfixated]

The second season of the reboot wasn’t gay enough!!! Too heterosexual!!! Bowie didn’t get to make any jokes about straight people!!! This is very upsetting to me

#‘straight couples are messed up’ was like my favorite line in season one #and the whole coming out plot was lovely #sighhhh I miss gay people I wish they were real #original post #td Bowie #Bowie td #total drama Bowie #Bowie total drama #total drama #shitpost #total drama 2023 #total drama island #td spoilers #total drama reboot

[the-meghan-m]

Do you agree with the people that say the important part of Mulder and Scully’s relationship isn’t romantic?

Do people say that? If so, I think the misunderstanding is due to a limited definition of romance. For me, I actually see Mulder and Scully’s relationship as extremely romantic, even from the beginning. I’ve said before that in a lot of ways I read Mulder and Scully as romantic leads in an old film noir, complete with censorship, witty banter, and covert sexual tension.

Keep in mind that I’m saying this as someone who is generally very asexual and rarely forms romantic attachments with people. Mulder and Scully are absolutely romantic; it’s just very rarely expressed sexually on screen, and I think that’s where people get confused.

Obviously, it’s more than that, but whenever people argue whether MSR is primarily romantic or platonic or categorize it every which way I kind of start to get like the March Hare in this scene from Disney’s Alice in Wonderland:

Mulder and Scully are romantic and platonic and best friends and coworkers and lovers and partners and buddies and attracted to each other and respectful of each other and in love with each other’s minds and —

#it’s why they’re my favorite queer straight couple #the x files #x files #mulder #msr #scully #fox mulder #dana scully #mulder and scully #txf #platonic activity #asks

[nighty-night-nh]

Should've expected something to go wrong today, it is the ides of March, but I did not expect to spend 8 hours in a power cut. Thanks for that one Ceasar.

In other news, I read the entirety of Alex Rider - Skelton Key today! Great 3rd entry but also wtf do you mean their putting this 14 year old through the Unimaginable Horrors for 11 more books??? He's already had to deal with a nuke in this one??? Hello??? Alan Blunt I'm going to strangle you???

#nicky rambles #alex rider #alex rider skeleton key #i dont think anybody here reads alex rider but its in my top 5 favorite book series so i may talk about it sometimes #but. um. Jesus crist i already felt horrible at alex's exploitation when i started the series and that feeling gets worse the more i read #unfortunately never say die was my first entry into the series so i already know it gets way worse and Blunt does retire eventually but - #- what about retirement now? please? #like what do you MEAN he he almost got eaten by a shark. WHAT !!! #head in my hands #straight onto eagle strike in an hour tho! i just need a moment to breathe #also sidenote to my tangent. I like Sabina shes a sweetpea i hope she shows up a couple more times b4 never say die #ar: skeleton key

[dreammetheworld-x]

Being gay in a predominantly straight fandom is genuinely insane because why are there only like two cases of people realizing that the love triangle in Prodigy could have easily been solved by Marie Lu just letting June and Tess Kiss. Making them Smooch. Letting them Hold Hands and fall in Love.

(I have Not stopped thinking about them and probably never will)

#god I love gay people #is this what it was like to be a Korrasami shipper in 2012 #legend marie lu #june iparis #Tess Legend #I love day and June #my favorite straight couple ever #but god damn it would be so good

[x-monochrome-x]

RAAAHHH MINIGIANT HUNTER

#chromo's sketches #g/t fluff #g/t #sfw g/t #g/t au #g/t art #g/t related #giant/tiny #g/t toh #hehehehhehe they are so silly. my favorite straight cartoon couple

[immoralkombat]

i'm going to be so mentally ill about evil ninja mime and fire lord johnny cage now <3

#mk1 spoilers #mortal kombat 1 spoilers #johnny cage #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat 1 2023 #ninja mime #FIRE LORD JOHNNY IS REAL! shame he's evil but ah well. pobody's nerfect <3 #i am so fuckingggggggggggggggggg #i rly love the way that the writers merged both endings of mk11 but also. not a fan of multiverses tbh #hopefully they don't screw the pooch on this one and make things a fuckstorm of infinite proportions #also johnny and kenshi are so totally banging. shame they didn't have the balls to show any kisses on-screen that weren't heterosexual :/ #like yeah liu kang and kitana are my favorite straight couple in these games but like. c'mon. where's the yaoi or the yuri? #must homosexuals be condoned to a life of tender shoulder touches and carries? #has not our keeper of time a heart that understands how deeply it beats and yearns for love and compassion... regardless from whom? #(i mean. he should. he and geras were probably slangin' dong on one another on the regs before the kangtana reunion tour) #i'm just saying if raiden were the keeper of time there would've been an entire chapter dedicated to yaoi and another to yuri #raiden threw the first brick at stonewall #can't believe i get to bring that fucking tag back. #anyway sorry for the big tag rant. overall i rly like mk1 and look forward to seeing what else happens <3 #but also i would've loved to have had more confirmation that johnny is actually Straight Up With another person besides the ex-wife #also side note love his ex-wife and her weird inconsistent accent #oh speaking of inconsistent acting megan fox sweetie i love you but i have the feeling you had no idea where you were for these recordings. #like miss thing sounded so confused that entire time #@ netherrealm if you want i could be a kombat pack nitara voice replacement. i'm no megan fox but i am transgender and also homosexual <3 #wait nvm i just realized that'd be crossing the picket line. stand with SAG-AFTRA and the WGA besties #anyway. yeah. mk1 (2023) was p good and i'm excited to see what they're gonna do with this new set of events and the new chara alignments #they really did babygirlify shang tsung and quan chi huh #not sure how to feel about that

[hathsinsurvivor]

dream blunt rotation

#dream blunt rotation #that’s basically my whole personality atm #hannibal #iwtv 2022 #bones and all #killing eve #hannigram #loustat #villaneve #my people !!! #real question tho: what happens when the muchies kick in? #cannibalism #codependent queer couples #my favorite fucked up gays #and the possibly straight allies lmao

[qbdream]

criminally under appreciated drapchat tbh.

#i think it is my favorite one #dream #thank u to hourly dream on twitter pulling this back to the front of my brain it has rested a couple days in the back #and now it is all i'll think about for the next three days straight. #he is so so beautiful #curls perfect eyes wet demeanor pathetic

[wlwomegaverse]

do people actually like str*ight omegaverse?

#yes the censoring is a joke #i have a couple of straight couples on my stuff #in fact Cameron x Arthur is my second favorite Cameron shipp #omegaverse #alpha/beta/omega au #alpha/beta/omega dynamics #omegaverse blog #alpha/beta/omega verse #a/b/o au #a/b/o dynamics #a/b/o universe

[jester-step]

so was anybody going to tell me that dance fever is just banger after banger after banger or was i just supposed to find out a year later myself huh

#started sobbing the first time i heard free and the bomb a couple nights ago #i listened to this album like 5 times on a loop yesterday and they still make me fucking emotional!!! #this whole album does!!! #free is my new anthem it’s not enough to listen to it i need it injected straight into my bloodstream #dance fever #florence + the machine #losing it losing it LOSING IT #i love f+tm but bc i hadn’t run into any songs from dance fever #i just assumed it wouldn’t be my thing and stuck to my usual favorites (mostly lungs lol) #BUT LIKE #I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS!!! #i love all their albums but lungs has always stayed my fave #and now it’s got competition 😭😭😭

[tennessoui]

It's the anon with the pregnancy ask in the cheating au. So sorry, I didn't mean that obi-wan makes him pay in a unhealthy way but more like he is flirting with others people in front of him like he did with the waitress. Bad choices of word on my part.

But I love that it is angstier for everyone involved. Anakin trying to be the best husband and father but suffering about it. Obi-Wan trying to act like he is fine but definetively dying inside. I think that may be one of the period where the pain/angst scale is tipped towards them and not Padme (tho her husband still wants someone else).

Does Satine sees that something is amiss?

ahhh yes!! yeah absolutely i think when padmé is pregnant, their relationship is still so new but intense that it's really hard to be normal about how much they're obsessed with each other but they absolutely have to hide it and now anakin has a thousand more duties and obligations taking care of his pregnant wife, who obi-wan genuinely respects and has mentored for years before meeting and sleeping with her husband

we see later on that obi-wan definitely starts to own it (in a snippet flashback he literally insinuates that anakin was thinking about him when he got padmé pregnant and the twins are theirs which is very gross sorta hot and something anakin notably does not disagree with)

but at the beginning, when anakin and padmé announce her pregnancy, probably at a large celebratory dinner, i can see obi-wan just....seething.

would be in character for this au if that's the last night he and satine sleep together and afterwards she's like dang youve never fucked me like that and it's because this time obi-wan was thinking of anakin.....

and that night across coruscant, anakin stayed up til dawn staring off into the distance and thinking about how satine and obi-wan left early.....together.....after many touches.......and anakin didn't get a chance to talk to him >:( no congratulations were offered or celebratory kisses >:(

#asks #cheating au #cw: infidelity #i feel like my favorite sort of anakin is like this one #not where he's clueless or anything #but he is happy about the kids #and hewants obi-wan to be happy too #but he doesn't easily understand why obi-wan isn't #until obi-wan makes him so jealous he can't see straight #and then tells him that's what it feels like watching him dote on his pregnant wife #etc etc #there is some friction in this relationship #before they settle down into the 'i will stealthily raise these babies as my own' #and the 'group vacations that are secretly couple getaways'

[backhurtyy]

“everything would be so much easier if i was into girls” oh imogen. sweet sweet imogen. you’ve got a big storm coming.

#STRAIGHT PEOPLE DONT USUALLY SAY THAT! #i’ve rewatched both season one and two in the past couple days and it’s crazy how she’s gone from being one of my least favorite characters #to being one of my absolute favorites. like i just want her to be happy!!! #heartstopper