#my husband told me to do it

[sophie-baybey]

#yes im posting a screenshot of my own post #BUT #in my defense #my husband told me to do it #so i had no choice

[liminalweirdo]

Poll: Health and gender re medical malpractice

if you feel comfortable please share your choice as well as whether you have ever experienced medical malpractice

not to be that person but please consider reblogging this, my tumblr don't have a ton of traffic and i'm genuinely interested in the results.

#healthcare #polls #doctors #actually autistic #asd #neurodivergent community #walk in clinic #clinics #adhd #Here's mine #I am neurodivergent and I do not trust doctors to give me the care I need. #i have not been believed #been “secretly” checked for pregnancy when i knew i wasn't pregnant #been assaulted by a doctor #been denied care #been denied surgery to remove an ovary because of cysts #been told i should get my tubes tied instead by my husband's doctor when my husband asked for a vasectomy #been misdiagnosed and prescribed medicine which would worsen my condition #NOT been told of a diagnosis which explained the reason for my chronic pain #i later found out by myself when i specifically requested my tests #medical malpractice #cw: medical malpractice #just what i can think of off the top of my head lmfao #jesus christ #anyway #this has been: canadian healthcare

[soggycowboy]

what are you guys writing

#whats stede doing with these fellows #edward we gotta go to the lab #ed cmon #our flag means death #ofmd #walter white #super silly stuff my dudes #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #oh yeah well my name is stede bonnet yo my husband is edward teach yo uhuh he told me everything

[suchawrathfullamb]

teen! hannigram AUs where they call each other boyfriend are soso cute I can't get enough

#teen hannibal so would #actually canon hannibal named Will in his little patient notes “will graham aka boyfriend” #what do you think he was writing in those 100 pages Will found about himself? that's right: #“in today's session my boyfriend will graham took the fishy stuff I gave him plus strobing lights very well and fell under hypnosis quickly #“today my boyfriend will told me he'd fantasizes about killing me with his hands YAY 💐 ” #“he also said he finds me interesting 🥰 ” #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter

[undercoverpena]

i just wanted to say thank you. and I'll try to keep it brief and won't mush too much cause then i'll cry, and then you'll cry and then, yeah. but...

jo warnings: repeated use of the word thank you.

thank you for making my 2023 - to those who first found me from a different fandom and followed me blindly as i entered an entirely different world, and those who discovered me through one pedro character, and trusted me with another and also to you, the ones who have just discovered me, and given me a go.

thank you to those who let me into their lives, for letting me be a friend and to those i hope to hug real soon (for real-reals). thank you to the silent followers and the ones who show up every time with a banner, and for all the likes, the reblogs, the comments and even just taking the time to read the things i put out. I'm not good at receiving compliments, or thinking i'm worth a damn, but i promise you i appreciate you all.

and lastly, thank you for letting me find joy in a year that has tried to break me, for the days where you all unknowingly prop me up, and the days you knowingly do so because you know i've fallen down.

thank you for being here, for believing in me and telling me, in all your own little ways, that my writing matters.

iloveyou all, jo.

#jo's thoughts #jo says thank you #jo needs to shh now #i wasn't going to do this - worried everyone was a bit sick of me #but then my husband told me that my brain lies #so here we are - me thanking you #especially you - the one reading the tags. did you know you're wonderful #well you do now

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[vampir3sfall]

the 'do we know a jim' line is actually not because crowley thought that they would have met jim together, but instead beacuse they talk shit together and crowley was trying to remember if aziraphale had ever told him about a jim

#post inspired by me asking my boyfriend 'is this your weed grandma' #good omens #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #no fr ill go up to my bf and be like 'do we know a maddie' #as in do u know a maddie and then told me all of her secrets

[empty-blog-for-lurking]

It is most likely already done but Hnoc au where Galahad is still Lancelot's son (like in the Arthurian legends) and during Hellfire Lancelot is like, "Son, please we have talked about this."

#Lancelot than goes to Brian and be like 'Look i dont know what you told my son or my husband but you need to stop. #Gally hasnt stopped singing about hellfire. Arthur hasnt stopped mopping. I wld had killed you for this but i am not sure you can die' #It end with Lancelot barging in wherever Arthur is and being like 'HOLY SHIT ARTIE TRANS PEOPLE EXIST' #Anyway they get Brian from down there and he goes into gunfire room so Galahad doesnt have to and since he's immortal he just brushes it of #Pendragons love and accept their son Mordred #Fort Gallfridian is diverted away from the sun #Peace is achieved with the Saxons #Gawain is sent to sensitivity classes #Tragedy diverted #do not take me seriously #empty thoughts #high noon over camelot #hnoc galahad #galahad hnoc #lancelot hnoc #hnoc lancelot

[moeblob]

(SLAMS MY OCS DOWN)

I MISSED THEM SO MUCH YOU GUYS

Reynold, the ADHD human that he is, has a very hard time focusing on much of anything and the only way he can be considered "accomplished" in his former line of work (CIA) is because he knew. He knew he had to do the task as fast as possible before he forgot what he was doing.

Now he lives in another world and is basically the trophy husband to the demon lord and Reynold is like "this is amazing I'm adopting the whole entire demon army as our children". And the demon lord is like "you want to adopt my demon army" and Reynold is like "starting with your advisors, yes. those are our daughters now. I love them. I would literally kill for them."

And Sascha, the demon lord determined to NOT ACTUALLY FIGHT PEOPLE, is like please don't kill anyone. And his job is now "take care of the entire demon race and also act as impulse control to one human". Luckily his twin advisors love Reynold too and agree to help keep him in line in the world.

And since idk how much I posted on main and not my OC blog for the advisors, Melo (left) is mute and Lody (right) does the talking. They are able to share what they see with each other because of the pink/yellow eyes acting as like a gateway of sorts. So they're rarely assigned to survey the same area since if they're apart they can see twice as much and report on more in order to aid Sascha. (But at the castle they both like to stick together and trail either Sascha or Reynold)

#my characters #also since sascha is the demon lord he has the ability to turn into a biiiiiiiiiig dragon #its an ability only allowed to the blood line of demon lords and if the demon lord dies with no family #the ability manifests in a random demon and thats how the next lord is chosen #however ! since he found the twins on the verge of death and basically gave them both some of his essence/life #they are not actually related by blood but do carry some of his royalty #and can turn into big lizards and reynold loves this so much because oh my god thats so cute #they - as lizards - could crush his bones and kill him easily but hes like LETS GO TO THE GARDENS #AND SUNBATHE ON SOME ROCKS #and the twins are like .......................... odd priority but lets go #and so sascha will wander outside if he cant find the trio and yeah theyre normally just asleep on rocks #two big lizards and his husband just napping in the sun #after melo and lody are told to their faces by reynold hi you can call me mom if you want #they look confused but then later on lody is like HELLO MOTHER and sascha gets absolute whiplash when his husband beams #and turns to face his adopted children who just called him mother #like this poor demon lord is stunned enough by that but he was warned by reynold that adoption was non negotiable #so he is like understandably odd endearment moving on now #until he hears another of his soldiers talk about have you seen mom recently and is like #this human really is out here adopting the entire army and im really confused but its very cute and endearing

[allhailthe70shousewife]

No.

#my husband told me that one of the things that made him fall in love with me #on our first date #was when I told him that it could behoove him #to lower his expectations of himself #and accept that it was not necessary #to DO IT ALL

[deus-ex-mona]

the times that lxl acted like a married couple

and the one time they were actually married

#no clue where i was going with this im on negative sleep o k #i really need to put a word embargo on ‘meoto’ lmao #ngl i prolly won’t shut up about meoto till it drops. less than 3 weeks to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i can explain the mvm choices i s w e a r #car scene: poor sleepy wife falls asleep on husband; husband smiles fondly like the sap he is #lunch scene: wife is making sure husband eats his veggies lol #kiss scene: g e e z stop flirting guys you have a literal audience— #o k but i think im gonna tl ‘meoto’ as ‘husband and wife’ bc it has a better ring to it than just plain ol’ ‘married couple’ #i s e r i o u s l y hope it gets an mv and they kiss though— #though i do wonder what scenarios they chose for the radio drama… #i’ll laugh if they choose my joke scenario of ‘fight like a married couple’ lmao #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME— #shibaclown saturday #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24

[badolmen]

Was talking with my mother the other day about the Boeing Whistleblower’s murder being framed as a suicide and she casually drops that the same thing happened to one of the union leaders my dad worked with. Would go on Facebook with a puppet account and a bag over his head documenting the company’s various legal violations. Two weeks before his daughter’s wedding he kills himself. Nobody believed that - he was happily married, healthy, and financially secure with no prior indications of depression or mood swings. But it was still ruled a suicide and everyone just…moved on I guess?

Like, I understand the Boeing whistleblower, but some random utilities union guy? Jfc he gets offed for bad mouthing the company and what we just go on with our lives? How are you not radicalized by this???

#ra speaks #personal #my dads stories are always like ‘I almost beat a creep to death in front of my sister’s apartment’ and #‘yeah I was in Guam when I was like 12 and was an extra in a b movie. my brothers lost me for 5 hours bc I was valet parking for people.’ #never has he told me ‘my coworker got assassinated by the fucking water company for airing their dirty laundry’ #*head in hands* as a teen you’re like yeah hitmen are real but they aren’t a problem where I live in suburbia that’s for presidents etc. #and then you grow up and find out the widow down the street had her husband killed two weeks before their daughters wedding. nobody believed #it was suicide. but nobody fought the cops/coroner on it??? #*biting my hands* realistically I’m no PI but GODDAMN do I want to find evidence for this guy. what the actual fuck.

[atopvisenyashill]

not an f&b aegon ii fan, not a hotd aegon ii fan, but a secret third thing (a fan of the aegon ii that only exists in my mind)

#extreme mommy issues his father figure is his grandfather & a dude who literally cannot stop committing hate crimes deeply upset that he #could have been his older sister’s male wife but his mom said no and now he has to be king #wants to be a good husband to helaena but resents how gentle she is and dependent on his protection wears his hair short bc he resents his #father’s obsession with valyria when westeros is here now and needs him to do more than just acclaim rhaenyra decades ago and aegon #his true love is his dragon and he was never going to live long after sunfyre. the son that actually DID come with fire and blood to save #his mother but it wasn’t enough never enough because he’s the oldest son but he’s also only second born and what is a second born son than #girlson who is functionally useless as anything more than a pawn to his family. #dying miserable and alone without even his mother’s love bc he came for her too late but he CAME FOR HER!!! HE SAVED HER. too bad. #she doesn’t care anymore bc everyone she really loved is dead. dying a pawn and yet the powerful man in westeros. #letting the narrative consume him alive after sunfyre is injured and finds him on dragonstone. he knows he’s doomed when he goes up against #baela. he does it because what else do you do. you’ve gone too far. killed too many. you killed your sister’s children and she killed yours #in return and now you can’t go back. no choice but mutually assured destruction with the only woman who ever saw how dangerous he was and #how desperate for loce he was. once upon a time. he was a baby bouncing in his sister’s lap on the throne. and she was beautiful and tall #and soft and smart and she told him he was beautiful and loved and pointed out every name and held him the way a mother does. #it has to end there. if the narrative eats me and sunfyre alive it has to eat her too. he won’t go down without her. #getting on my soap box #aegon the usurper

[isfjmel-phleg]

😐

#random personal stuff #back on my soapbox feel free to ignore #ALSO it hurts enough feeling like married women my age won't want to be friends with me because I'm not in The Mom Club #but to be told that married women allegedly don't want single friends because single women have designs on their husbands...ouch #I was able to establish that I Would Never and I'm sorry Grandma had one bad experience but #...yeah that hurt a lot #it can't really be true #I hope it isn't #I do have some married friends and I've never felt that they regard me as a threat #but wow thanks now I have one more thing to worry about #(the conversation tonight was a rollercoaster)

[mylifeiscomics]

Spent all night on these shirts so my kids better appreciate them. (I only have 2 kids, I just like to give them options 😆).

I know my son is going to flip for this K9 shirt I whipped up at the last second.

Oh and I also made eclipse shirts because we live in the one location on the planet where it’s said to have the longest totality so I wanted to commemorate that for the kiddos lol. It’s our consolation prize for having to live in this Hell hole. 🤷‍♀️

#doctor who #classic who #new who #my son adores k9 #I also made a couple over sized tees for myself for casual wear lol #we can all be matching when we go to play group 🥹 #my husband said “do we really need this many dw shirts?! #and I told him not to start with me

[padfoot0216]

TK - Everybody told me I sound autistic…

TK - Probably because I am autistc

Carlos - OH NOW HE ACCEPTS IT!

#incorrect quotes #911 lone star #911 lone star incorrect quotes #tk strand #carlos reyes #Tarlos #tk x carlos #tk is autistic #my husband told me to do this