#my mom is awesome

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My ex: I want you back

Me: My mom said no!!

#quotes #feelings #emotions #love #my mom is awesome #extreme rules #love quotes #romantic quotes #thoughtful #wise words #my experiments #no means no #thought of the moment #dumblr

[faithkossina]

my mom gave me an early Christmas present from the mail today and she didn’t want to wrap it so she just gave it to me and…

Hdjsksbfkendksbskvndm LOOK OMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!

He looks so beautiful in person like OH MY MOTHERNARFING GOD!

#pinky and the brain #animaniacs #my mom is awesome

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Y'all omg 🤣

So normally my mom cuts my hair when she has a good day, or I do most of it and she cleans it up (we weren't super well off so she did all our hair growing up, she kicks ass at it) but I've been keeping her updated about the poll.

Her: why cut it though? You just got those little curls back

Me: because of those curls. By the way it's looking like it'll be full Kells cut again

Her: But Kells and loverboy have so many haircuts! You could just do his hair now!

Me: nope! I used a picture, it's the short one!

I don't mean to torture her (she isn't actually upset, she's very supportive she just liked my ringlets as a baby) but I thought you all would enjoy knowing she calls Dom loverboy now. And at least two of you if not more are helping me torture her 😂 (lovingly)

She says hi by the way 🖤

#jinx rambles #my mom is awesome #yungblud is loverboy come on #kells cut

[dreamaboutwhathappens]

you all may think you’ve got good costumes for the eras tour but my mom is going as a lavender haze. everything is purple and tulle and hazy and and she got purple eyeshadow and she is SO excited about it. her shirt (which she sewed herself) says “in my lavender haze with THE ERAS TOUR KC”. she came up with the whole idea herself and just facetimed me one day to show me her completed masterpiece. she’s 54. you will never have what trish has

#my mom is a shining example to me of never caring what people think #she’s 54. and she’s still getting her purple eyshadow and making a costume for the taylor swift concert #because life is about enjoying yourself #my mom is awesome #i’m so excired to go to the concert with her #random thoughts with grace

[sapphireraeburn]

Normal people giving gifts for Mother’s Day: Flowers, Jewelry, Gardening Supplies…

Me: 4 Horror Movies and an Action Thriller for her collection. 😆

(She’s love all the above, but I had to do it. 😄)

@poppylatte

#Mothersday #gifts #My mom is awesome

[delcat177]

Me, to my allergist, as she's leaving to let my shots cook: Thank you so much, you guys are great.

Allergist: Oh, thank you! I do so little.

Me: You say that, but you really do so much.

Allergist (seeming genuinely touched even though it's just really true): Thank you! If more people were like you, that'd be something.

Me: AWWW THANK YOU

Allergist: (leaves)

Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: thanks for raising me like you, Mom

#Sometimes I get it right #The nicest thing that could be said #We had a nice conversation before that where I admired her necklace and she told me it was from the birth of her child #And shared stories about losing and finding jewelry #I'm trying and trying and if I'm lying I'm dying #Thinking of you #I love my mom #My mom is awesome #Always #Sentimental #Just a little floored by kindness ahaha #Bye bye Butterfree #The episode that gets more beautiful every year

[sin1039]

Happy birthday to the most important person to me in the whole world, my mom! Happy birthday mom!!!

#happy birthday #happy #birthday #my mom is awesome #my mom is amazing

[questionablequeeries]

How do you think your parents will react when they find out what you've been doing online? With disappointment I guess, like usual. That's all you are to your parents, a big, fat, walking disappointment. Imagine giving birth to a baby and have her turn into... you.

I just explained this entire thing to my mom. I had to tell her what an Incel was and what a TERF was (her comment on the latter was ‘like JK Rowling’, whom we both hate for her being a TERF), but then I showed her this message and asked if she’d like to comment. She laughed and said, “Oh…wow. Well, tell this dude that I’m extremely proud of my daughter and that he’s probably a disappointment.” At least my mom thinks I’m cool. :)

#my mom is awesome #and hates jk Rowling #still loves Harry Potter #which same #she can’t take that from us #I didn’t show her #the serious threats #because it would make her sad #that anons are threatening her daughter #and she doesn’t need that

[declanlovesqueers]

yo new ship just dropped

#my mom is awesome #batman #darth vader #darth vader x batman #i ship it #new ship just dropped

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at home:

Me and my parents; *go on a hike at a spot that is about an hour away, it’s only 2.8 miles so I’m thinking cool I can do this since I walk about three miles on the weekends with husbo*

Me: *forgetting I live in the goddamn Rocky ducky mountains*

My mom, not even a quarter of the way up the hike: Are you okay sweetie? (She even did it in her genuine loving voice, not the condescending patient voice)

Me: I just. Thought. That maybe. The altitude might. Not. Be. Y’know. A thing. But it’s the goddamn stairs. That are. Kicking my ass.

My mom, in her Truth Bomb voice: Sweetie, I did Tell You that this was an actual hike.

Me: Okay but now I’m fat and old!

My dad, from ahead of us: Excuse me? (But in that like…you’re on thin fucking ice tone…)

Me: I’ll be a candy ass if I want to!

To be very fair, we were going pretty slow and I am legitimately out of shape whereas my parents are pretty active, and they were actually very patient and considerate. Devils head has a lookout station built into the rocks that goes up to the highest possible point of that peak, and I made it most of the way up before my dad had to coax me down through a mild panic attack about heights. The only thing I remember about the panic attack was focusing on clutching the rail and telling a lot of people “sorry for being rude but could you pretty please get fuck out of my way”

#colorado #devils head hike #things that happen at home #my mom is awesome #my dad is also awesome

[fluffmonster31513]

so i was talking to my mom about what people thought about my halloween costume (ranpo edogawa bsd) and about how one person had, after a few guesses of sherlock holmes and adjacent just said ‘gay detective with no relation to sherlock holmes?’ and i was like ‘yes’ and my mom goes ‘oh, is he gay?’ and i’m like ‘well not in canon, but like… yk’ and she hits me with the sentence ‘well all anime characters are pansexual to me’ which like. i did not expect that when i woke up this morning. so i ask her why she thinks that and she’s just like ‘name one anime character who isn’t pansexual’ and i was like ‘well shit you got me there i can’t prove that they’re not’ until i remembered this one character and i said ‘wait no, there’s this one aroace guy’ and she’s like ‘alright, fine, all anime characters are either pansexual or asexual’ and i can’t stop thinking about that.

thanks mom.

#anime #funny story #story time #my mom is awesome #pansexual #asexual

[purpleshallot]

how is it that my mom is a thousand times more popular than me. at the rate that she’s receiving texts i think she spends more time messaging people than me

#i know why #my mom is awesome #but i swear every 15 min she gets a text of multiple people like skdvksvskdvziavz #💭 thinking thoughts

[argentumcor]

It's always really funny to me that Dead Space 2's ad campaign was "your mom will hate this game" and my mom, not herself a gamer but interested in the industry, saw all that stuff and was like "meh, the book I'm reading has worse."

Do not mess with my mom.

#video games #my mom is awesome

[tirawrmisu]

it is so unfortunate that my mom doesn't understand english ,,..she would find the phrase "are you kitten me right meow" soo funny and she is right it is funny but how do i even explain it .. it wouldn't be funny nor genuine anymore!!

#thisplacesucks #imafraidoftheglobalwarming #i love my mom #my mom is awesome #are you kitten me #lol #it is funny #indeed

[trashartgalleries]

A conversation I had with my mom one day, recently, after i got home from work:

Me- *walks into the living room with my braids in my face*

Mom- I'll never understand how you can see like that.

Me- *looks at mom* it's called adapting by having an emo phase in school.

We both laughed and joked about mye mo phase for a while after that. Imma doodle this interaction later

#talking #just talking #me and my mom #my mom is awesome #my mom is so cool #my mom is so funny #i love my mother #i love my mom

[delcat177]

Not to say there isn't room for both, but you can quote me on it.

#Harvey #Harvey (1950) #Jimmy Stewart #The story of a good man #I was looking for the cab driver scene but I think this is more succinct #My mom is awesome #I love my mom #This was one of her favorites #I struggled with reality for 25 years #And I'm happy to say I finally won out over it #Youtube