#no one is surprised

[goddesspharo]

I may have gotten lost. Will you show me out of this maze?

#INTO IT (I KNOW!) #no one is surprised #sorry not sorry (slightly sorry) #dune #austin butler #lea seydoux #*

[lecilly]

i saw this one video of lewis speaking an entire sentence in italian and i got reminded of this..

seriously what the fuck is wrong with them????

like, what kind of italian did nico teach him? why do they consistently sound so gay?

"this is a family show" really??? someone please play 'talk dirty' by jason derulo because nico taught him only dirty words for sure ✨

#a brocedes melt down #in 2024 #no one is surprised #also i cant believe how fast i connected the dots to this interview when i heard lewis speak Italian #his italian was apparently shit (streets are saying.. idk italian guys) #but it was adorable for him to try anyways #brocedes #lewis hamilton #lh44 #nico rosberg #nr6 #f1 #formula 1

[loren91]

it was inevitable

#no one is surprised #I just love drawing them ❤️ #kinda mean of them to release those images today when I already had a wip lol #wip #young royals #wilmon #my art #yr s3 spoilers

[good-chimes]

i BEG you to post the scarian divorce fic on ao3 i was literally cry-laughing at it at points

The fic masterpost I have been failing to do for several months now:

The Divorce of the Century - Comedy courtroom divorce drama (scarian)

THE BIOCURIOSITY FILES - Lab AU where Bdubs breaks all his fellow creatures out of a scientific testing facility, comedy/adventure (Bdubs dating everyone)

THE H.T.G.Y. FILES - Lab AU where Cub breaks Scar out of the same testing lab, adventure (Convex kinda but can be read as platonic)

Dead Heat - Comedy Great British Bakeoff AU (scarian, ethubs)

The Government Institute for Ghost Supervision - GIGS phasmaphobia, comedy (no ships)

Oh and the Grand Unified Scarian Theory for a meta story of how Hermitcraft canon details since s6 can be woven into a solid headcanon of these two (fictional) characters dating. Not because it's true, but because narrative is fun!

#thank you for prompting me to do this! #turns out my entire fic output is 80% jokes 15% explosions 5% people failing to date #no one is surprised

[ayakopng]

jrwi riptide 112 spoilers !!

"dont really like the texture of velvet ... does anyone want this??" GILLION I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE

#no one is surprised #also me too gill me too #it’s a charlie slimecicle character they’re all autistic #jrwi #jrwi riptide #just roll with it #gillion tidestrider #jrwi spoilers #jrwi riptide spoilers

[octyfish]

Artfight attack for @doodledrawsthings of a few of their mushroom characters. All of their mushroom beans are super precious, but these three really stuck out to me.

#artfight 2023 #art fight #my art #2023 #the big red one is my fave #no one is surprised #but the shady guy #his name is slick #is really cool too

[accio-victuuri]

This is part two of me talking about yibo cause i have lots of thoughts hahahahahaha! Whatever he is doing is effective in getting him out of that idol circle. Tho the title is there, especially him being a “traffic” star, it’s only a matter of time before he fully integrates into Actor Wang Yibo. Not that there is anything wrong with traffic cause it has it’s perks. I remember in an interview wyb said, only those who don’t have traffic would say they want it. I noticed how selective he is with projects that he will spend his time on and if he does— it serves his purpose as an actor ( but not forgetting to have fun too and he still has time for his hobbies ). As a fan, I have adjusted my expectations in what he is doing and trust his career choices. I would imagine that there are people out there who are interested in taking the same route as him because of how successful he is.

I found myself thinking today what’s the difference between WYB and the majority of his peers? A lot of them are at ELLE Fashion Awards decked out in beautiful clothes and being the celebrity they are. In the meantime, WYB is at the GRA event because of his nomination as an Actor. That statement may sound like i’m shading the other artists but i’m only stating a fact. The ELLE event melons actually had WYB as a participant but we all knew he couldn’t because he had to attend GRA nominee ceremony.

My point is, c-ent is fiercely competitive. From the drama/movie projects, endorsements, spot in the hot search, trying to stay relevant etc but I have observed how all these things are not really WYB’s priority. He is focused with being an actor who churns out quality movie/dramas. I am aware that this comes with some privilege on his end that he can do this but he did take a risk with it too. In the entertainment industry, it’s really rare to find someone ( and at his age ) who is done with feeding their ego. It’s so refreshing. Maybe it’s why a lot of fans and even passerby are attracted to him and his energy. and why Antis are scratching their head trying to find faults with someone who doesn’t fit the mold.

I’m leaving the VCR for his GRA nomination here that was shown in the ceremony earlier. It’s amazing! I love Mister Ye! 🤍

Also this photo of him reading the certificate. I feel so somft. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

part one is here and more of GRA ceremony today

#wang yibo #personal #DONT MIND ME IM JUST BEING INCREDIBLY BIAS TOWARDS YIBO #NO ONE IS SURPRISED

[aaandbackstabbed]

Donald: they… well I would exactly call it inheritance. What do you call when you kill someone and take their stuff?

Huey: Urm murder

Della and Louie: adventuring

Goldie: Tuesday

#she’s joking #mostly #all round concern #but not shock #no one is surprised #by this information #Goldie- does what she wants when she wants-O’Gilt #goldie o'gilt #louie duck #della duck #donald duck #huey duck #ducktales #incorrect quotes

[garfeildfanpage]

Aoi and Teru are in an arranged marriage set up by their parents. They aren’t just engaged in the “high school sweethearts” sense, they are arranged to be wed. Wether or not they both want it (which I’d assume they probably either are apathetic or don’t) is up for debate.

Aoi is a Kanagi, Teru is an exorcist. My assumption as to why they are engaged is probably just a rebake of the sumi6 set-up. Aoi may be the new kanagi, Teru might’ve been guised as her husband the same way Hakubo was, only for her to get sacrificed.

That’s just my guess, idk why else a marriage plot would be mentioned other than to relate to Sumire and the kanagi. But hey I’m not AidaIro don’t quote me on this

#hot cheese #jshk #tbhk #jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #akane aoi #aoi akane #minamoto teru #aoi lesbian real #plot twist aoi and nene get married and leave Teru to Akane the end #literacy of tbhk fans continues to plummet #no one is surprised

[acediaedeus]

hc that, because Grimmjow has never seen Ichigo outside of a fight, he’s convinced the standard issue shinigami shihakushō is what Ichigo walks around in 24/7. but it’s not, because it’s stated on his character sheet, that he likes slim fit clothes.

anyway, just Grimmjow coming to finally pester Kurosaki into fighting him and stumbling across a Kurosaki Ichigo in what probably were low/mid-rise slim fit jeans (it’s the early 2000s, everything was low/mid-rise) and a tight shirt, his midsection just out in the open (I think we see him in something like a crop top somewhere in the beginning of the anime, but I might be mistaken), walking around w/o a care in the world.

Grimmjow kind of bluescreens for a second, because unless he starts cutting shit up he can barely even make out the shape of Kurosaki’s body.

Also Grimmjow telling Ichigo to “cover up, slut” and Ichigo’s just staring at his barely covered chest with dead eyes:

#grimmichi #Grimmjow is a hypocrite #no one is surprised #this can go for almost all of Ichigo’s friends really #bleach has amazing drip but Kubo is too lazy to draw something that isn’t a vague black blob 😔 #really forcing that ‘Kurosaki Ichigo in a crop top’ agenda huh? #I must say Grimmjow’s last outfit is the pinacle of modesty if we compare to the other option #also I refuse to acknowledge those abominations on Ichigo’s feet #why is he in dress shoes??? #let the poor guy wear his converse

[jespkii]

power fantasy

#my art #artists on tumblr #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 astarion #baldur's gate iii #baldur's gate astarion #bg3 astarion #astarion #fantasy #blood #digital art #vampire #yes he is my fav and I love him #no one is surprised

[suburbanlegnd]

let's gooooo

#no one is surprised #mental illness go brrrr #spotify wrapped #rambles

[bakubunny]

when you wanna write about a certain character or trope, but you feel embarrassed every single time you share your thoughts, so you just don’t. 💀

#it’s shoto #no one is surprised #shitpost #ignore me #shut up bunny

[if-mirrormine]

grayson would be a noah kahan fan. ive decided it.

#the sad man likes sad music #no one is surprised #ok tbf his music isnt inherently sad #but it has that vibe #you know the one #mm: grayson #mirror mine #alli talks

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

And the award for best BL dad goes to...

#no one is surprised #bokura no shokutaku #our dining table #ueda koji #japanese bl

[messrsbyler]

and when in s5 we get a moment where they are being cornered by a demo-creature and when jonathan looks around trying to find a way out or something to fight back, he spots the nail bat. he hasn’t seen that old thing in years, but there it is, their only beacon of hope in sight. the demo-creature is lurking closer and because steve is the one porting the split lip and a nasty cut on his cheek, it follows the scent of blood giving jonathan a narrow opening. jonathan lurches for the bat while the demo-creature is getting ready to pounce on steve.

right on the last second, jonathan spins around.

“STEVE!” he yells and throws the bat to steve who catches it by the handle side (luckily enough) and swings it right across the monsters face.

but he creature doesn’t give up. its hunger for fresh human meat is stronger than the newly opened wounds. it screeches and pounces on steve who throws another blow. jonathan know the bat will give them little time. he looks around, panicking, heartbeat clawing up his throat. and then, he spots it. hopper’s rifle. he reaches for it and aims at the demo-creature.

the blood and heat spikes underneath jonathan’s skin and the dread that comes with feeling the weight of a gun in his hands swirls inside his stomach. but he doesn’t have time for his mind to get foggy and his palms to get clammy.

steve lands another hit and the monster has had enough. it bites the bat, pulls it out of steve’s grip and throws it to the other side of the room.

“shit!”

“steve, duck!”

steve does, doesn’t even question jonathan, he just jumps out of the way and then jonathan pulls on the trigger. the kickback is the worst part. it almost sends his entire body tumbling to the floor, with how shaky his legs are. but jonathan holds his ground and keeps shooting. one, two, three times, until the creature is dead.

the rifle slips from his grip and falls to the floor with a muted thump! jonathan fights the bile burning his throat and sipping into his mouth. god he’s going to be sick.

“byers. BYERS! hey, man. we gotta get out of here, now!”

jonathan nods, eyes still zeroing on the monster and its limp body. the sight, somehow, is a lot more tormenting than a dead rabbit.

jesus, jonathan can’t move. can’t feel the blood in his legs.

steve presses his hands on his shoulders. they are a much different weight from the cold touch of the rifle. steve’s hands are grounding and heavy, but steady even when every part of steve’s face shows how afraid he is.

“c’mon, man! i need you to snap out of it!” he says and shakes him a little. “byers? byers!”

“huh?” jonathan blinks and looks up.

“jesus,” steve hisses. “jonathan!”

it’s such a ridiculous thing to register how this is one of the few times steve has called him by his name and not byers or man or dude. it’s a pull that nudges him back to reality, which is embarrassing to say the least.

“shit. right. let’s go.”

steve doesn’t step away. he lets one of his hand slip down jonathan’s arm and his fingers circle around his wrist. “let’s go,” steve says and with his free hand he reaches for the bat. he doesn’t ask jonathan to grab the rifle, which is so stupid and maybe a death sentence with all the monsters still walking free out there. still, jonathan is grateful for it.

jonathan nods and allows steve to pull him towards the exit.

…

what then?

#this turned out to be longer than i anticipated #no one is surprised #my aus #stonathan #stonathan ficlet #stonathan headcanon #this is what i Need for s5 #stonatham working as a team and having each other’s back #or i’ll bite #jonathan byers #steve harrington #my ficlets