just a topical audio edit for your fine whatever part of the day it is when you've happened upon this.
Transcript:
Audio from FHJY Episode 16: Untapped Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut.
Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock.
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Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope.
[Emily laughs]
Jake: Oh my -
“A bunch of cowards and the bravest little girl in the world.” - Neverafter, Ep. 3, about Ylfa Snorgelsson
“The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor. What an injustice." - NADDPOD, Ep, 97, about Beverley Toegold V
Something something about children being forced to grow up faster than they deserved because the powerful people around them aren’t doing enough. Gonna go cry thanks.
zirk virvain is just the archetype of the mad Victorian scientist but. morally good. like. he drinks piss. he has mommy issues and a gun. his experiments give him free ombre hair dye. he injects sludge into his friends. he got beat up by 40 year old children. twice. he chews on a stirring rod during autopsies. he had sex through a magic bag one time. he found the cure to death. he didn't even bother testing it he just straight up died and it worked. he technically didn't kill god but his friends killed god's daughter which is close enough.
once again murph proves that he deserves all of the awards for encounter design. not only having combat in both the helm and the material plane, but having their enemies switch between those planes as well? constantly shook up the landscape and forced the PCs to reevaluate strategy while also giving everyone a crack at ultrus. truly genius dynamic encounter design
God you were my fucking dream for so fucking long but these people are my reality and it is by your actions that one of them has died and you tried to kill more of them and I will miss you so much but I… I cannot support this… Mr. Henry, kill her.
One of the most heartbreaking moments in all of Naddpod and probably all of D&D actual play media.
Emily Axford acts her ass off, you can hear the tears, the sobs and the catch in her voice as a she struggles to get the words out. She gives a performance for the ages and you can hear how it hits the guys at the table with her and it absolutely wrecks me every time.
“I think our parents have had longer lives than us, so they’ve had a lot more time to fuck up. And so, their accumulated fuck ups are just bigger than ours. I think I have empathy for that.”
Damn Emily Axford really wanted to kill me on my way to work…esp after that messaging scene ugh. And ain’t that the a constant theme in NADDPOD? The Stormborns, Bev Sr., Hank, Stella, Krugen. Understanding but not forgiving.