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sparkedblaze · 1 year

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“Fairy tales do not tell children that dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children that dragons can be killed.” -G.K. Chesterton

⚡️Hey! I'm Sparky or Blaze or any number of nicknames you wanna give me, I'm not really particular

🏳️‍⚧️My pronouns are he/they/it, but idrc as long as you don't call me she/her ♋18+ 👍🏼Writing, math, escape rooms, logic puzzles, movies, youtube, Dr. Pepper (I have an addiction to the stuff) 👎🏼Rootbeer, bugs, slimy things, loud noises, crowds, going out in public, getting wet 💔Triggers: S/A, S/H, bugs, clowns, SPIDERS (anything with more than 6 legs shouldn't exist, and 6 is already pushing it)

🤬I curse so please use caution

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✍🏼What/where I write: Newsies on AO3 Harry Potter Mauraders on Instagram

🎨More arty things: LinkTree Omg Newsies as Vines

🚫DNI: TERFs, -phobes, racists, anti-, yk this list could go on forever just don't be an asshole

🪭Fandoms: Newsies (1992, Live, and UKsies), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, My Hero Academia, Haikyu!!, Sk8 the Infinity, Hamilton, In the Heights, Heathers, Be More Chill, Six, 21 Chump Street, Legally Blonde the Musical, Mean Girls the Musical, 9-1-1, West Side Story, Cats the Musical There are probably more

🎶Favorite music: Age of Madness, Newsies, In the Heights, Alec Benjamin, DCOM soundtracks

🗣️Characters I can and will talk about for hours: Any newsie (but especially Albert, Elmer, Jack, Davey, Les, Mush, the Delanceys), Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Sturgis Podmore, Pandora Lovegood, Leo Valdez, Luke Castellan, Frank Zhang, Dabi, Shoto Todoroki, Iwaizumi Hajime, Nishinoya Yuu, Kojiro Nanjo (Joe), John Laurens, Pip Hamilton, Usnavi, Benny, JD, Heather Chandler, Michael Mell, Katherine Howard, Anne of Cleves, Justin Laboy, Emmett Forrest, Janis, Christopher Diaz, Athena Grant, Mouthpiece, Balkan, Baby John, Pouncival, Tumblebrutus, Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer

🎙️Relationships you couldn't get me to stop talking about if you tried: Spralbert, Javey, Blush, Pink Flowerpatch, Xenora, Percabeth, Frazel, Hot Wings, MatchaBlossom, Lams, Boyf Riends, Buddie

🫶🏻Mutuals:

@caw-salem Fuck u roomie 🥰

@the-lavender-lapin My babyyyyyy🩵

@noxexistant my Delancey bestie 😭

@raggedy-albert My fellow Albert enthusiast 🧑🏻‍🦰

@kellyscowboy UR HCS ARE SO GOOOOOD 😍

@hexmari LOML MY PFP ARTIST IM GROVELING AT YOUR FEET 🙏🏼

🧐Special interests: Newsies, dinosaurs, DND

🎉Fun facts:

I play DND

I like math because I understand it almost all the time (and if I don't I can usually look it up and figure it out), words are hard

I live in the Bible Belt of America (please save me)

I'm in CST

I have a dog that only has 3 legs, his name is Porch

I have anxiety, depression, bipolar II

I have a lot of the symptoms of autism, but am not formally diagnosed bc I can't currently afford a therapist

🕳️Current hyperfixation: Animal Crossing New Horizons

#intro post #sparkedblaze

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dreamwritesimagines · 1 year

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Dream my love!! The latest chapter was soo so good! I can't wait to see how the rest of the series goes! One of my favorite parts is when clover the embodiment of a cat that thrives on chaos grouching at Benedict for running into him and this poor golden retriever of a man is just so confused like "this is my house why are you scolding me?". We need to protect this man at all costs even though he was gonna get a little ✨️spicy✨️ with the other girl in that room. Benedict good sir you're only supposed to get ✨️spicy✨️ with miss clover. But alas we are not there yet. Also, clover and her little brother Teddy melt my heart. I'm dying to see how Benedict interacts with him, since he's used to kids because of his siblings he's gonna be good with Clover's brother. Also clovers aunt and uncle? I love them like I will fight anyone who tries to hurt them. On the other hand, imma throw hands with clovers parents. Here's to hoping they didn't pass down ✨️relationship issues✨️to Clover. And just clover shutting down the gossiping hens of the ton was fantastic. And the whole of her frowning being contagious is amazing. (Here are some musical references) I feel like clover has the beauty and desire of Christine Diaee, the sarcasm, wit of Veronica lodge, the bite and ✨️bad bitch energy✨️ of Heather chandler.

Overall I'm excited to see we see the ✨️Dimond in the rough of the ton✨️ and how she survives this social season and the disease shes deemed love to be.

Omg darliiiing hi! 🥰❤

Lolll oh I'm so happy to hear that you liked that scene of Clover grouching at him and Benedict being so so confused 😂 Clover meant what she said earlier in that drawing room, she's not interested in being nice and only like a couple of minutes later she gave Benedict attitude in his own houseeee😂

Oh they will get pretty spicyyyy😈😏

I actually think Teddy will adore Benedict! ❤ And what he thinks means so much to Clover❤❤ And Benedict will be so good with Teddy! ❤

Clover's parents messed her up so badly and we will see how her home life influenced the way she sees relationships and life in general really soon 😱

AAAAAA I LOVE THOSE CHARACTER PARALLELS SO MUCH?!😍

Wait wait wait-

"Diamond in the rough of the ton" , YOU ARE A GENIUS?! 😱😍 This is such a great way of describing her, can I use this phrase in the story?! 😍❤ It's soooo good! 😍❤

Thank you so much for this darling, you're amazing! ❤❤❤

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lovesick-level-up · 2 years

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dr 80′s horror au, let’s fucking go:

its the same game, just 80′s, and more goofy

i based this almost entirely on like, scream, and the scary movie movies, because, i’m kinda easily scared lmao

junko and mukuro are a classic villain duo, with mukuro doing the actual killings and junko being the mastermind

mukuro as junko ‘dying’ in the first chapter would be staged, they’d die in the 5th chapter instead

the kill order is basically the same, just a different murderer. the trials wouldn’t be the same, obviously, but more based on figuring out what happened, rather than who did it, with the last trial being the big ‘who done it?’

naegi has classic final girl energy, let’s be real

i think if it was like, a game i was making, i’d make it so your choices affected how many of you survived at the end

like some deaths are predetermined, but the original survivors could be saved if you took the right steps

like until dawn! love that game. wish the monsters weren’t a bastardisation of native american beliefs.

would everyone still have their ultimates...? i’ll say yeah, just imagine its still set in hope’s peak with the same background plot, but 80′s aesthetics and more ridiculous than it already is

all their outfits and personalities totally play into them being like, them if they were a stereotypical character type in a horror movie

eg: kirigiri would be a classic looking junior detective with little morals, aoi would be like a cheerleader character, but for swimming, sakura would be a classic jock, mondo would probably have jason dean energy, you get the idea

omg, jason dean mondo

no. no. this is not turning into a heathers au. though that would be pretty cool.

junko would totally be the mean, popular girl, chandler type

ooooh, and the killers outfit could look like monokuma! like a monokuma hoodie and a mask and shit. i gotta design that

i need to stop because i need to finish the moodboard that inspired this, but yeah!!! i love this au lmao.

#danganronpa #danganronpa au #dr1 #danganronpa horror movie au #headcanons #alternate universe #dr au #[moondust -😈🧷🎶]#am i going to explain this #no #but it still deserves to go on the main lmao

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smad-lesbian · 1 year

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Do you think of Lich Queen Heather Chandler, as it would require to take up a gothic vanity but still all the same imperiousness.

OMG YESS!! It would fit Chandler so well!! I love this concept!^V^

Wait

The Mythic Lich

#I'm sorry #heathers #heather chandler #gothic

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outer-space-face · 2 years

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@koro-is-caffeinated You wanted to know my top 5 villains so you've asked and you shall receive! Here are mine! :)))

5. The beast from Over the Garden Wall.

I LOVE me some fairytale style villains! And the beast is just such a good mix of dark fantasy and grotesque unanswered mystery. Visually and conceptually he's just so goddamn cool and strange and alluring, and I LOVE IT >:)

4. Heather Chandler from the heathers musical

Though this isn't ome of my favorite musicals and I REFUSE to interact with the fandom, I absolutely LOVE how stupidly and overly evil Heather Chandler is. She is the definition of villains who have no reasons to be villains but still are. AND THEY ACKNOWLEDGE THIS IN THE SHOW. She is so overly bitchy and it is the absolute best.

3. Lady Eboshi from Princess Mononoke

Always loved how she's such a well written character who is much more than what we're presented with initially. She genuinely cares about her people but she's put her efforts into creating more violence and theft and war. Her refusal to change and belief that she's better because of that belief is what makes her so villainous. She enjoys reaping the forest and the spirits and that's what makes her deliciously evil. Also her design badass.

2. The witch from Into the Woods (the musical not the movie because it's ew, just go watch the musical on youtube if you're gonna watch it)

The witch is, to put it simply, THAT BITCH. She's another one of those overly campy evil for the sake of being evil type villains except She's got a little bit of an actual reason and an actually great arc throughout. Also a KILLER FUCKING SONG. She's hilarious while also remaining fully developed and feeling like a real person with real experiences. She feels like that campy villain while also not being shallow which is VERY hard to achieve.

1.Hades from Hadestown

Probably the BEST interpretation of hades yet. He's the perfect embodiment of greed and capitalistic manipulation and it makes for such an amazing villain. Not to mention his wardrobe and his voice are so commanding and it makes you as the audience feel powerless which is exactly what you should feel like in his presence! It's so spot on to what he represents. He's also not made shallow AT ALL. His complicated and rocky relationship with persephone makes his later actions so incredibly interesting and fulfilling as a villain. He is so well written it's insane! All of his songs, lyrics, wardrobe, lines, everything about him is so commanding and powerful. IT IS SO GOOD OMG

(Some honorable mentions include yzma and prince achmed from twisted)

Hope ya liked some of these and thanks for askin' ! :)))

#Villains are so darn cool #A good villain is always a show of good writing #Asks

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juniperhillpatient · 2 years

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Omg I just saw your Jetzuta and Kataang and thought Jetzuta but jd x veronica 😳😱🙊

Do you mean Jetzula? Or are you saying like, Jetzu"ta" as in Jet/Azula/Katara? All these variations of ship names confuse me sometimes lol!

I have often thought of Jetara (or Zutara) Heathers AU. I think the problem with a Heathers AU for me is that my girl Azula pretty much HAS to be Heather Chandler & therefore has to drink Draino which OOF lol

But if you meant Jet/Azula/Katara, a ship I am totally down for, I don't know totally how it would work in this AU but I'd be interested haha

#asks #anon #answered

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flora-bigs · 8 months

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DAMN this is truly forbidden...

MOTHER FUCKER. i might literally just have to post it as a tumbly post. under the readmore i guess

flower: been having small daydreams abt heathers slash fic queen robyn: heather? flower: heathers flower: the hit 1989 movie starring winona ryder and christian slater queen robyn: never heard of it flower: mean girls if mean girls was good + included murder queen robyn: oh fuck

flower: i wanna watch it as a family before we do the monsterhearts thing flower: it's a REALLY dark comedy queen robyn: pffffft ok but "watch it as a family" is legit queen robyn: the CUTEST thing you ever said flower: not as cute as my unwritten heathers slash fic flower: where heather chandler doesn't die but instead has a gay crisis involving veronica queen robyn: kill her with love flower: and heather macnamara and heather duke hook up on the side queen robyn: and maybe some casual feeding queen robyn: theres multiple heathers? queen robyn: well, i guess its in the name

flower: yeah they're all named heather flower: heather chandler, heather duke, heather macnamara and veronica sawyer flower: veronica gets to hang out with them mostly because she's really good at forging handwriting queen robyn: and theyre popular girls so im sure theyre all brats flower: of course they are flower: Veronica's not but she hangs out with them and like flower: is complacent in brattiness

flower: ive never seen jawbreaker but it has the same plot as heathers im p sure (accidental murder) but there's a line in it where the popular girls are gonna find someone, tie her to the flagpole and 'stuff her pretty face with pancakes' flower: so what if the heathers @ veronica queen robyn: SWEATS

flower: at some point veronica wrongs the heathers somehow bc she's not cool enough flower: and they threaten to undo her on monday queen robyn: omg…theyre ALL feeders flower: so over the weekend she makes a big deal of it and has sex w/ a school shooter and heather c dies because of it but what if she just waited until Monday and got tied up and fed to bursting and then one of the heathers (im not picky) had a weird gay crisis looking at her all stripped down and stuffed up queen robyn: she should have sex with the gay heather instead while shes tied and stuffed ideally flower: a) all heathers are gay b) tru

flower: MORE fuel for the fire: flower: in the musical (ambiguous in the movie) veronica is rly good friends w/ a girl named martha and martha is FAT queen robyn: omg….. flower: and unpopular because of it flower: and flower: in the heathers' big song there's a line flower: "keep on testing me, and end up like her"

flower: veronica and martha's friendship surviving is the happy ending and thats rly good queen robyn: awwww i like that flower: but like queen robyn: we can go gayer flower: i love the heathers flower: and at least one of the heathers is really into veronica and has no idea how to act about it

queen robyn: veronica let tied up in the gym at night, probably blindfolded, and gayest heather swings in without saying anything, just so she can kiss and stuff veronica more flower: omg flower: im gonna go with yes flower: MAN queen robyn: :33 you liked that huh? flower: i like my high school gays fucked up lowkey flower: brats -> bad rude arrogant teens queen robyn: define fucked up in this instance flower: like leaving your weird animosity-crush tied up in the gym overnight flower: cruel ? idk queen robyn: nice queen robyn: pretty cruel

flower: i love weird fucked up complicated lesbians flower: jealousy-power-crush flower: when you said swing i pictured literally like spiderman queen robyn: omfg queen robyn: i mean, if you want fucked up teens flower: heather duke the cheerleader just like trapiseing in to where veronica is tied up queen robyn: probably snapping pics too honestly flower: she's taunting and bragging about how everyone in the school is gonna see her like this flower: but she keeps them queen robyn: ok, so i havent seen the movie but what if all the heathers have real similar voices, so veronica cant tell which heather is tormenting her the most queen robyn: and this heather does more than tie her up like flower: biting flower: WEIRD head game shit queen robyn: maybe she positions veronica so shes like, almost face down and forced to eat a cake or fucking biting that shits fun af too flower: face down in a cake, bite ass queen robyn: fucking squeeze her boobs, call her a fat pig flower: veronica: squirm flower: heather: SQUIRM queen robyn: spanking even queen robyn: or hair pulling flower: tbh i bet the school has like flower: a paddle flower: for special cases queen robyn: …im gonna call you out on that part later queen robyn: but lets say theres a paddle flower: WHAT queen robyn: but heathers already bit the ass flower: it was the 80s they still did that queen robyn: oh, true

flower: bite ass, leave bruise queen robyn: bruises for sure queen robyn: maybe bruises from grabbing those thighs real hard too~ flower: those thighs w/ a little softness on them but nothing compared to what heather has in mind for her

flower: one heather dumps her another adopts her queen robyn: omg until they get to the queen who likes them huge flower: gay high school mental torture queen robyn: fucking love mental torture ngl flower: veronica messed up the power dynamic among the heathers and now theyre trying to rebalance and taking it out on veronica's figure queen robyn: omg yesssss! flower: but veronica is getting laid like EVERY NIGHT so shes not struggling a ton flower: like some for sure flower: its fucked up but flower: maybe she likes the attention queen robyn: omg yes. maybe people find out how much shes sleeping around (but never with WHO) so she gets this reputation for being a slut but really shes with these three heathers flower: i mean theyre all doing all these horribly humiliating things to her people are bound to find SOMETHING out queen robyn: i think finding her in the gym, tied up, covered in cake with her panties down her still tied legs would say enough flower: dont forget her grossly bloated belly queen robyn: the school probably TRIED to do something but veronica is like "no i have uh…a boyfriend. were kinky." and deflects any kind of charges queen robyn: oh that too! even though its the following morning flower: who knows what time a heather came to visit her queen robyn: 4 am queen robyn: just when veronica fell asleep and thought she was safe-ish flower: yeah like flower: ok im tied up in my underwear in the gym flower: this is pretty bad flower: i'll be found in the morning tho flower: hopefully not by a student queen robyn: better try to sleep to at least get some rest queen robyn: but nope flower: before dawn, someone creeps in flower: and all veronica can guess is 'heather?' before she gets her mouth stuffed fulla cake queen robyn: omg yes flower: the heather in question is bound to be talking nonstop just stream of consciousness flower: going between 'you fat pig' and 'you deserve this' to 'why am i doing this' and 'what is it about you' and 'this is your fault probably' queen robyn: ….omfg i fucking love it??? flower: weird insecure heather trying to justify the fact that shes just gay + mean queen robyn: with like, rough making out. very forceful, very toothy flower: biting in weird and painful spots flower: like flower: right where the butt meets the thigh queen robyn: omg yes queen robyn: or around the boobs queen robyn: not even on the boob like flower: sideboob bite queen robyn: veronicas given in, she wants some nippleplay at LEAST queen robyn: and heathers biting the underside of the boob

flower: veronica's diary mostly looks like "?????!!!!!!!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!!!?!" for a couple pages flower: so does heathers queen robyn: maybe thats why veronica keeps hanging out with the heathers like queen robyn: she doesnt know which one it is, so shes hanging out with all of them and get back with the mystery heather flower: and all the heathers lowkey can't get enough of her flower: heather duke has terrible gay urges but she cant make it REALLY bad for veronica because the other two heathers will come to veronica's defense queen robyn: her defense or to the defense to their claims on her? like they all want the right to say that veronica is THEIR bitch flower: what if veronica (she's savvy) starts picking up on some of this weird dynamic flower: and starts kinda stirring shit up passively flower: like queen robyn: like playing favorites whenever she helps them cheat flower: what if she wears like flower: a collar to school one day flower: and heather chandler just can't make eye contact w/ her queen robyn: I DIDNT WANT TO GO THERE BUT YOURE MAKING ME GO THERE HUH??? flower: hee hee flower: ok heather c is a hard domme you wanna hear her song flower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQOoTX1Nxx8 its a rly good song + its sung at veronica + i think the dance includes lots of hip thrusting

queen robyn: she sounds like the type to use her daddys (or even worse, her bf's) money on a dominatrix outfit just for veronica, who of course, cant see queen robyn: what if the candy store is also partly literal and they stuff veronica with so much candy flower: ice cream and chocolate syrup and cake and gummies until she can barely stand, even though shes tied to the flagpole queen robyn: theres a sign that says "FAT PIG" around her neck flower: previously-flat stomach swollen and tight and bulging against the ropes flower: maybe they just write it on her chest w/ lipstick flower: and they leave her there to get found basically but one heather sneaks back and gives her a rough kiss and then runs away w/o a word flower: and then shes just left tied to the flagpole on a saturday morning, cold, nauseous, bloated and kinda turned on queen robyn: stuff her all weekend long

flower: if you make heather c have gay thoughts she'll tie you up somewhere public and force-feed you carbs until you're about to puke/burst flower: but then she gets more gay thoughts flower: so who is the real loser here queen robyn: you are for wanting it even more

flower: hair pulling, force feeding, bondage, humiliation, flower: veronica that's a free gf

flower: honestly by punishing veronica like that heather's just exposing her weakness queen robyn: willing victims of fucked up sexy shenanigans? flower: which can only prompt veronica to dress gayer flower: and Veronica's not admitting she's into it (she is) shes trying to pull a power play by continuously turning heather on in front of her clique flower: not so bulletproof queen robyn: what if it blows up in veronicas face though and her gay dressing turns on ALL the heathers? flower: of course it does flower: in different ways flower: u KNOW that heather wants heather to step on her flower: so if Veronica's showing up in ripped jeans and belly shirts and collars all the heathers are gonna start getting ideas flower: heather c is too rattled to be the full icy bitch she usually is, heather d is jealous/attracted and heather m is trying not to accidentally call veronica 'mommy' flower: and that's how you power bottom queen robyn: …omfg flower: every time a heather loses control and does something fucked up to her she becomes more powerful flower: it's way worse if she can get a heather alone in public flower: cause then there's no heathers to back them up/reinforce the cruelty flower: Veronica's rep is already ruined she's ready to go full gay flower: and ruin the heathers with her

queen robyn: flower im too weak… queen robyn: this is too good flower: Ripped Clothes queen robyn: too weak D: flower: futch sawyer really gaying it up around the heathers and making them all quietly lose it

flower: veronica in a letterman jacket and a rly tight blouse underneath flower: pushing the heathers insecure, gay little buttons even tho when one of them snaps it's another ambush and force-feeding for her to look forward to queen robyn: its like a reward for unleashing their gay flower: the more she teases them, slowly, the softer and curvier she gets flower: and idk if you've ever seen a curvy girl who dresses boyishly but it's extremely hot flower: even though it's heather holding the stack of pancakes and shoveling them into Veronica's mouth and making her eat three days worth of calories in under an hour, flower: it's veronica who's really in control

#my writing #the forbidden paste....

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sillyvisioncorner · 1 year

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I posted 765 times in 2022

That's 765 more posts than 2021!

254 posts created (33%)

511 posts reblogged (67%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@vrysorcha

@pearlescentocean

@genderflu1dwh0r

@bylerclub

@ronancebuckley

I tagged 358 of my posts in 2022

#batim - 115 posts

#bendy and the ink machine - 115 posts

#stranger things - 96 posts

#batim art - 87 posts

#heathers - 79 posts

#heathers the musical - 66 posts

#stranger things 4 - 63 posts

#brokenloopau - 55 posts

#heathers fanart - 50 posts

#my blog - 49 posts

Longest Tag: 104 characters

#having like the entire office nation put a hold on your life just bc some old broad died has got to suck

My Top Posts in 2022:

Omg, I need Funkos new wave like right now

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Some BatIM Paintings

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The Fruity Four + Stoner Dou Incorrect Quotes

Eddie: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Robin: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Jonathan : More or less, I guess... Argyle : That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Nancy : I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Steve: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Jonathan : I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Eddie: I will politely decline.

Robin: *Talking to Nancy * Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me. Steve: But this is my abode. Robin: ... Robin: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest.

Eddie: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? Nancy : What's the taser challenge? Steve: We tase each other, then drink. Nancy : How do you win? Eddie: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?

Steve: For self defence reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Robin, Argyle , & Eddie: Okay. Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Robin: Bold of you to assume I have money. Argyle : Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Eddie: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Steve: *sighs* I have no friends... Robin: Robin: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

Eddie: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

Nancy : I’m not a doctor I’m a medic. Robin: What’s the difference then? Nancy : Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die. Eddie: Note to self; never get shot.

Jonathan , trying to comfort Steve: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Jonathan : Argyle ! I thought you were dead! Argyle : No, just in deep cover. Jonathan : ...But it was an open casket. Argyle : It was very deep.

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Since Dark Revial is coming out soon heres Benders at College

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My #1 post of 2022

Heathers Incorrect Quotes

Veronica: *running towards JD with open arms* JD: *moves out of the way* Veronica: Hey, why'd you move?! JD: I thought you were going to attack me. Veronica: I was going to hug you! JD: Why would you hug me? Veronica: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Mac: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely! Duke: With NAPALM.

Martha: I will send my army to attack! Martha: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

Mac: Hello all, it is I, your favourite person. JD: Actually, Veronica is my favourite. Mac: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.

JD: How high are you? Chandler: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Veronica: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Chandler: Oh, antidepressants, why?

Kurt: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! Ram: *loads shotgun* I got this. Kurt: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

Veronica: You read my diary? Mac: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Ram: How do you connect with a fictional character? Veronica: What? JD: What? Duke: What? Martha: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

JD: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

Veronica: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Kurt: Navy blue isn't your colour. Veronica: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Kurt*

Duke: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club. Chandler: What club? JD: The hating Chandler club. Chandler: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

Mac: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched? JD: IT. Chandler: Annabelle. Duke: Paranormal Activity. Kurt: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

Veronica: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire. JD: But what if something else happens just this one time.

Chandler: You can do it Veronica! Chandler: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

Chandler, about JD: He's covered in blood again. Why is it he's always covered in blood? Ram: Well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.

Veronica, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

JD: I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

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endious · 2 years

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Toby probably has a spiritual connection with Alison Dilaurentis, like mans watched all 7 season of pretty little liars and was nearly devastated at the Alison Flop.

Regina George, Heather Chandler, Alison Dilaurentis: So...you want to join our table? What qualities do you think you have to be even WORTHY of sitting with us 🤨🔪💀

Toby: I'm popular, I'm a psychopath, I have committed or been involved in a murder, and I'm tormenting a cute girl who I would also kill for.

Regina George, Heather Chandler, Alison Dilaurentis:.....welcome to the club queen 💅

I CACKLED AT THIS WOCKWJ he so would omg! you’ve brought the thought to my head and now it wont leave >_<

#— cadie answers #— mutuals

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incorrect-league-of-villains · 2 years

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Hawks: See, Tomura, the way this whole friend thing works is that you have to tell each other the deep stuff.

Tomura: The deep stuff...? Like what?

Hawks: Like, uh...what's your favorite color?

Tomura: Now you've crossed the line.

#incorrect lov #hawks doesnt know how the whole friend thing works either because he doesnt have any lmao #in canon tomura actually has more friends than hawks which is hilarious considering how they're portrayed in fanon #fanon tomura: god i HATE you guys i am THIS close to just disbanding the league of villains and doing this on my own #canon tomura: omg me and the bestiesssssssss how are your mental and physical wellbeings #this is making me imagine a high school au where hawks is the friendly guy who's always alone because nobody likes him #while tomura is the popular one and always surrounded by people #and obviously he makes very genuine relationships but i am losing my fucking shit at the idea of shiggy-dabi-twice singing candy store #i was watching the ballad of heather chandler animatic earlier today and i have heathers on the mind #that animatic is so goddamn good it's by cipherdoodles and you should WATCH IT #unfortunately it's privated but true to youtube culture there are reuploads and reaction videos you can still see it from #the scene at 4:11 on is SO GODDAMN TASTY AUHGHHHH #i could rant about it for days you dont understand #absolutely devastated that i cant read all the comments underneath it anymore because there were so big brained #ive found so many fanfics that reference that animatic in particular like its so good man #anyway

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averlym · 4 years

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I saw a theory that Linda hates Becky because they slept together once in high school but Becky never called back and Linda’s being a little b*tch about it. Thoughts?

o-oH wow that’s a. concept

have these two kids in high school anyway

#okay so on one hand omg that is such an interesting ship #on another hand i feel like the way the show was written doesn't give much thought to the linda/becky thing?#feels a bit like a crack ship but also that's would be such a cool dynamic to see those two in high school together and stuff #i wanna draw and explore that now anon what have you dOne #for this in particular i guess it's more context than anything?#linda canonically says that she wants to be loved and then wiley goes no you wanna be adored or smth like that i think?#bc adored means you don't have to give love of your own away? which could be that lindas just terribly selfish or smth happened that caused #her to not want to give love out such as being hurt? like if she was becky's ex that would explain why she seems to hate her so much #but as a one night stand ehhhhhh idk i don't think that would have the same amount of emotional impact #ask me stuff?#linda gives me regina george/ heather chandler vibes which and becky heather mac #linda monroe #i suppose she's not monroe yet but ehhh #becky barnes #black friday #becky's top is supposed to say timberwolves because i'm assuming they went to hatchetfield high and in tgwdlm emma said timberwolves #it's green because they're from the black friday universe. which is green. blue is for apotheosis. idk #also thank you all so much for the asks i'm going offline now but if you wanna send more that's fine too okay bye!

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just-another-dream-about-yuu · 5 years

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``Our love is God.``

a mikayuu x heathers AU , mika as JD and yuu as veronica!!

#my art #ons #mikayuu #heathers #shinoa as heather chandler #ferid and crowley as kurt and ram #or maybe is lacus and renee?#not sure #omg yoichi is martha?#mitsuba as heather mcnamara #i can talk about his all day.#owari no seraph

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losersclublol · 3 years

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kinda weird and odly specific (fem) stozier bff head cannons !!!

stan has only ever let her bare feet out around richie

they quote the twins from like that one snl sketch. wait lemme specify. this one and they quote all the john mulany ones. like “we’re so close we finish eachother..” “off”. “his bootys real” “but my personality is fake”

they do those smule duets together and it’s a hot fucking mess but kinda good???

stupid. fucking. tiktoks.

so many

richie insists that they only do like one but they’re both on a friendship high and end up making like 20 and they’re all messy yet funny and good

a few of them blew up

cause why wouldn’t they. like you take richie, an actual comedian, and stan, an actual comedian who just won’t get paid for it. and you get comedic genius with the right amount of fruityness

ew no but matching pjs at sleepovers omg

sleepovers would either be like “we need sleep but you’re at my house” or “almost breaking something whilst having an amazing time and oh wow how did that get in your hair”

stan does richies hair at least once a month and she keeps telling richie to just do her hair like this and it’ll look this good all the time and richie keeps saying she will but noooooooo she doesn’t cause she’s a little dirt girl who has to look messy

they make the weirdest but best snacks together (i used to dip cabbage in lemonade, it was bomb)

they make little cooking videos/vlogs but it’s just stan looking tired and doing a good job, richie getting lost and confused and both of them losing everything they put down

“anyway now we need the spatula to mix it all up… where is the spatula” “how tf would i know dumbass you had it last” “okay don’t be mean stancy but seriously where is it i just had it” “bro i don’t know just retrace your steps or something idk… wait no where tf is it it’s not here” “see what i mean???” *confused looking* “omg where is it” “it’s gonna burn !” “no ! we made that together ! where is it !!!” *even more confused and stressed looking* “I DONT KNOW “ *harmonised screaming* “wait no no no it’s fine i’ll just turn the heat off for now” “oh thank god you’ve saved us,,, wait nvm no need i found it !” “where was it?” “oh the counter right next to us” “omg”

they’re the only ones who can see each others like ugly cackle only for bff snorty loud yet so silent laugh (please tell me you know what one i’m talking about)

the amount of times they’ve gotten in trouble for laughing so much omg

one time richie made them “hold hands” with their feet

she got punched but she got a picture so it’s worth it

their contact photos for eachother are the both best and worst pictures they have of the other

no other losers can see them

stozier eyes only

they definitely had one of those joint bff instagram accounts when they were like 12

omg musically

they had a shared account on musically too and it is the best thing ever made

HOLY SHIT ITS A GOLD MINE

“honey you already know i’m the slomo queen” and it’s just them doing some stupid ass spin with glasses on or something

stan has glasses

reading kinda glasses not like richies blind ass ones

omg no stan being farsighted is so funny to me tho i’ve thought about it before

like she can see birds like a mile away but walks into every fucking pole ever

she just can’t see them (how?? idk)

they share clothes

obviously

but when one of them comes over to the others house for a sleepover they just immediately change into whatever clothes is there

shared wardrobe

y’know my dad once put on my sisters jeans and they fit

sorry back on topic

i hate to be the one to say it but

they were each other’s first kiss and you can not tell me they weren’t

it’s up to you how it happens but it did

stans scared of spiders and richie takes advantage of that as much as possible (within reason she’s not an asshole)

she used the like spider on your face filter r to scare stan and it worked

she horror screams every time

THIS MASSIVE FUCKING SPIDER JUST CRAWLED OVER ME AND ITS LOST WTF

no no no fuck this no no

FUCK WHAT THE FUCK FUCK OFF NO

kms

i meant “i’m” but like yeah sure

anyways i’m sleeping downstairs tonight

they make up insane stories about stans bat mitzvah bc they were the only losers there

they shoot the straw wrappers at each other no doubt

have been mistaken for a couple too many times to count

they hold hands when they’re out and about (cause stan feels anxious and needs constant reassurance that she’s not gonna be left alone, also cause bffs)

they’ve got like ten of the bff necklaces and bracelets

like those wee bacon and egg ones that have the words “best” and “friends” on it

(stan got the bacon one)

they’re both lactose intolerant but have ice cream dates

whenever they have like picnics stan always brings perfectly cut fruit and nice sandwiches and food and stuff and richie brings all the snacks that they both like

stans like the mum who makes the cute little bentos

soup making omg

they’ve 100% cosplayed like heather chandler and veronica and like oh god i don’t wanna say it but bakudeku HDHSJXBHXHAJSNSN

i’m sorry but it’s funny

it was unintentional at first tho

richie was doing the deku voice for a tiktok and stan was telling her to stfu and people ran with it

WHY IS THAT SO FUNNYHXVSHXB BHSKSMSM N JEJNS

they’ve definitely ugly cried together

well of course

but it still had to be said

and like cuddles awwwwww

also they genuinely love eachother

whether it’s romantic or platonic they are like soulmates to me

well to me all the losers are soulmates but stozier are just the ultimate best friends

okay y’know what i’m gonna end this here

also i have no clue how to do the read more things apologies

oh and if anyone has any tips on how to do it in the mobile that would be so appreciated !!!

#the losers club #fem losers club #losers club #stan uris #stanley uris #richie tozier #it movie #it #it fandom #it headcannons #it hcs #the losers club hc’s #the losers club headcannons #stozier

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annarendellsa · 3 years

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my heathers headcanons

it's the way i see them and draw them, you don't have to agree! this is based on both the musical and the movie

CW: mention of suic*de and e*ting disorders (bulimia) as well as various mental illnesses

Heather Duke

• heather duke is aromantic and yes its because she wears green, have you seen her socks in the off broadway musical? /hj

• more seriously, she IS aromantic but it took some time for her to figure out. she is allo but she doesn't label her sexuality, and she was always confused and frustrated to experience sexual attraction but never romantic attraction; she had a hard time accepting this part of herself.

• post heathers: maybe she discovers about non binary identities and asks her girlfriends to test out they/them pronouns on her? idk? aro-agender duke?

• she also struggles with empathy as she is naturally apathic

• and she's putting this image of a cold mean girl because she believes she can only be that given she's aro and ND

• post musical: she had no idea mcnamara actually tried to commit suic*de and when veronica tells her she breaks down in tears and spend a few days writing an apology letter to mcnamara

• post musical: mcnamara helps her to develop her compassion, knowing it's not her fault she's incapable of empathy. she didn't have to forgive her, but they did, and it really motivates duke to become a better person and be as nice as her

• post musical: she sees a doctor! she eventually recovers from her bulimia. veronica and mac are 100% supportive of her recovery, and very proud

• she gets bigger as part of her recovery and learns to embrace it

• duke is very pale with really dark and thick hair and eyebrows, soft features and quite a lot of body hair

• you know the bootleg where duke has blonde hair? when she's on the tv she speaks german and i vibe with german duke now

• duke Cannot say fuck and if someone is prude/innocent/idk it's her. the why are you pulling my dick was just to fluster veronica i think

Heather McNamara

• they use she/they pronouns!! just because. she still identifies as a girl though

• mac is autistic of course, it's like semi canon in the musical

• since she's very tall (movie) she stims while standing like being on the tip of her toes or rocking back and forth and the others can be quite annoyed because she moves a lot but they never snap at her

• post musical: veronica finds her stimming endearing and they know it's safe to stim around her, especially since veronica stims herself

• post musical: mac hums as a stim too and you can often find macnamawyer snuggling on the floor while humming in harmonies together

• she used to mask a LOT and it played a big part in her depression. she knows they had to stop themselves from stimming when she was a heather, she had been the weird kid in middle school but now that chandler took her under her wing, she has to pretend to be NT in order to stay in the lifeboat (😭)

• she's a lesbian!! of course she is

• she knows it since she is in middle school and has been """gal pals"""" with chandler since them but she still struggles with it she has comphet yk, but still less than chandler

• chanamara definitely practiced kissing together "to be ready when we'll have to kiss boys" 👀👀👀

• chandler always had a soft spot for mac and tried to hide it by being cruel to duke

• post musical: it took mac some time to understand that duke had nothing against her personally. she was chill with them until chandler died. from that moment she had to prove herself as the new queen bee and mac was a collateral victim

• duke definetely gave her trauma though and mac is in the process of trusting her again

• mac themselves is not a cinnamon roll just yet and she still has to make up for what they've done to others

• mcnamara has nicknames like mcNcheese or macaroni (veronica came up with those)

• they're also a vegetarian and she loves yellow food

• like she ever only eats yellow food actually (autistic thing). that girl is deficient! part of why she looks that fragile and thin

• also i see mcnamara as mixed race with golden/light brown skin and they have this type of curly curly hair but she straightens it all the time so it's only just wavy (once again, to blend in with the heathers)

• her natural hair colour is actually a dark strawberry blonde? her dad is irish and he's a redhead that's why (stole this from @cam-eats-candles hehe) but she dyes it so it's lighter

• post musical: she starts wearing her natural hair!! and goes with her mom to the afro hairdresser to start to get her curls done right (cornrows mac!!)

• their parents divorced (movie) and it's for the best. mac has daddy issues and only goes to her dad to get cute jewellery for their girlfriends 💖 (he doesn't just sell engagement rings. a lot of regular expensive rings, really)

• she's not a baby, she's not weak nor completely innocent and pure!! the girl is a head cheerleader, she's strong and flexible as hell.

Heather Chandler

• heather chandler is Also a lesbian BUT she is on the ace spectrum like demisexual? so yeah she's double disgusted when she "sleeps" with men

• as a queen bee she's also convinced that the only way to exist is through male validation :(

• chandler is taller than duke and veronica but shorter than mac

• chandler's skin is like rosy and it freckles very easily. i see her with the same cloudylike hair she has in the movie, dark blonde, with the red scrunchie only holding back some of her hair

• she is Buff and is genuinely into sports (lesbian jock like regina george)

• she has a sharp hourglass shape her shoulders are broad and her legs long and strong. she could lift veronica against a wall easily. and she did

Veronica Sawyer

• ADHD!! she's been diagnosed for a while but only became medicated post musical

• bisexual!! so bisexual!! without a preference. she's always been open and proud about it and her parents are supportive

• for me veronica is brown, with thick and dark hair and dark brown eyes, midsize, average height

Martha Dunnstock

• that's canon i know, but she's fat, and not the socially acceptable-hourglass kind of fat. big arms! big tummy! double chin! (i see fanart of her just being chubby quite often and it's ANNOYING like that's a big part of her character)

• she's perfectly healthy like this as are many fat people :))

• i also like the hc that her attempt at sewer slide made her permanently disabled and that she keeps using a wheelchair! because it happens, it's important to show it, and it gives me a lot of ideas for cute kindergarten girlfriends prompts 💓💓

• of course realistically being fat AND physically disabled in the 80's was and is not an easy thing to go through but it's in my head so

• she's also a tiny bit taller than veronica

• i don't hate the outfit she wears in the off broadway show, but I like her west end outfit better!! it's a lot more 80's inspired and i totally see her in kidcore/clowncore etc, even if pastels are cool too

• in the current west end version, martha is played by a black woman and she looks amazing! however I've been drawing and imagining martha as east/south east asian, for no reason really?? also idk kinda rubs me the wrong way that in the more official versions of heathers it's always duke that is black, or martha? not the others? hmm

• i'm not comfortable with hcs that exclusively babyfy her or patronise her like a bunny rabbit just bc she's a fat outcast who likes unicorns!! she's not just cute and giggly! martha can and does swear and she Fucks, like mcnamara

• big round glasses + big nose + long brown hair

• taking inspiration from the princess bride line but she's a huge movie nerd. yes she loves happy endings but she also loves horror movies, as long as they have a happy ending

• she never gets a makeover omg y'all just hate people with glasses and a childish aesthetic istg

• she takes this aesthetic further though and

• post musical and high school: she doesn't just wear baggy clothes anymore as she only did that to prevent more bullying. she develops an unique style with a lot of pink and glitter and she's awesome

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ok this is getting long ill probably do more!! tell me what you think <3

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