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#o ye of little faith
lineffability · 5 months
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wordcount: 4.7k [wip] chapters: 4/? rating: mature/explicit tags: Aziraphale and Crowley Make a Bet, Canon Compliant, in the sense that Aziraphale was canonically a bishop at some point, Mutual Pining, Cosplaying as Humans, Aziraphale and Crowley do Human-Roleplay, and fall in love two-ways oops fools
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Bishop Aziraphale and Crowley make a bet. Over their own, hypothetical souls. Watch them succumb, like the fools they are. [or: Aziraphale and Crowley do some human roleplay.]
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asking such burning questions as - If you put on a mask, do you become the mask? Which parts of you are merely acted; how much of them is drawn from your own self? Where do you end and they begin? Can you separate your emotions neatly, or does the actor fall along with the character? Does he want to?
read on ao3🙏
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spockvarietyhour · 2 years
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metaldragoon · 1 year
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ashe-fics · 2 years
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fivevotesdown · 2 years
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drew these watching Matt Mercer permit a horse stack in his dungeon
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ghosttbeef · 2 years
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so that new episode right
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crazy56u · 2 years
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“Welcome to Quantum Leap, what you thought was The Exorcist was actually Clue, get fucked.”
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ONCE IN ROYAL DAVID'S CITY ISN'T A STAPLE CAROL FOR Y'ALL???
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poll-party · 6 months
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ROUND 2 - Poll 8/8
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inamindfarfaraway · 1 year
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Wiggog Y’Wrath is Coming to Town
[The "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" melody played ominously in minor key.]
You better watch out; look me in the eye
You better watch out and I’m telling you why
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s made a new toy, it’s on the shelves now
He’ll say you must have it and not to care how
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s always watching, scheming
He knows what you desire
He’ll lead you from the frying pan
And straight into the fire
Don’t go to the store, just stay safe inside
‘Cause we cannot run, so we better hide
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He only wants blood, to hurt and destroy
No matter how much he promises joy
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
He’s basically Cthulhu
To him we’re pests or prey
He’ll bring about the end times
If he’s born on Christmas Day
(increasingly fatigued) Though your job is a grind and you've had a rough year
And he's telling you everything you want to hear
We're in for it if he gets to town
The army said so, and of course we can trust
That their blame is correct and not mad and unjust
(spoken, aside) I'm sorry, President Goodman hasn't passed any effective gun laws, but he’s worried about a toy? America is so broken.
Wiggog Y’Wrath is coming to town
Yes, there's ongoinging inflation
And you're right up to your head
In stress, doubt and frustration
And existential dread
And there's just a month till Christmas
So you deserve one small nice thing
'Cause you can't change the whole system
And he's actually quite cute
And... fuck it!
[The music stops abruptly. Multiple voices shouting and the sounds of a desperate, disorganized scuffle, escalating over of a small metal item rattling as it's quickly moved, a lock clicking several times, a heavy metal door opening and cardboard being ripped apart. Alarm sirens blare.]
He's mine! You can't touch him! Let go!
[More violence and yelps of pain, the other people's tones shifting from panicked and pleading to as angry and hateful as the singer's. Running footsteps and rapid breathing until the other voices and sirens fade away. The breathing calms. The music suddenly returns, now in cheerful major key.]
Just steal and fight and make people cry
It's really alright and I'm telling you why
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
He's making a list of his fwendy-wends
Who he's gonna spare when our puny world ends
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town
Wiggog Y’Wrath is comin' to town!
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bossdeathcat · 1 year
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tags !!
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lineffability · 7 months
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here have another
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spockvarietyhour · 2 years
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arcanigenum · 10 months
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Filed under things that are 100 % true and real in UNRVLD verse:
Have you heard of the wine and bread/host that turned into blood and flesh? Several times? The first documented one in the 800s or so? The last one kinda recently? And each one of them that has been tested have all had the same qualities; - the blood is AB+ (just like on the shroud of turin!) - the blood is coagulated on the outside but always fresh on the inside no matter how many years pass, - the blood is human and when found on the flesh it comes inside of - - the flesh and has not been smeared on from the outside, - the flesh is from a ventricle inside a heart, - the protein levels in the flesh are high as seen from trauma, - the white bloodcells are severely increased as when put under a lot of stress - and white bloodcells dont survive very long when the body is dead, which means the flesh was alive when the sample was taken, - the flesh only has an X-chromosome and no Y or extra X, - the bread/host is still there, but integrated to the point it seems like the flesh has grown from the bread,
So either people have been put through extreme torture, had their chests opened while still alive and their beating hearts cut, or it's several false reports, or it's something else.
In UNRVLD it is something else.
It's Him.
It's just the Son.
Do not be afraid.
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ashe-fics · 2 years
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thecryptidzenith · 2 months
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anyway i know we’re all on about Kristen setting Yolanda’s and Lucy’s souls to rest, but can we appreciate her looking at the forest behind Aguefort at fuck-off-o-clock and turning to Fig who’s never really been religious but is trying and saying ‘hey this? this whole thing? being in the woods at night and a little scared because it’s fucking scary and continuing to go anyway? this is cassandra’s whole thing.’ like she was born into the Heloic faith. no one ever sat her down and asked if she Vibed with it, she was just expected to. But Kristen knows Cass and she’s a good friend who wants Fig to know what she’s getting into and when she responds positively that yes, this is her thing, she gets excited because somebody else finds beauty and meaning in it. Cassandra’s dead, so somebody else has to be the champion of the night, mystery, and magic. And Kristen does it.
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