#odydio

[odyssiaca]

man, i sure do love odysseus, son of laertes and anticlea (frail now, of body and mind, hands covered in soil and skin wrinkled. a mother never seen again, her heart shattered for the boy she lost on the open sea.) husband to penelope (tear stained, filled with remorse for all she should've, could've, would've- didn't. where are you? where have the gods taken you?) father of telemachus (he will not recognize you, son to a father he never knew and never will, for a man leaves and a ghost returns, terrified of waters and of travelling so far. mama, when will father be home?), king of ithaca. (the land people call barren, now kingless. once so full of life, now the young lords lay bloodied on the marble floor of the palace for their pride. you bounced them on your knee, have you no conscience?)

yeah, man, i just love odysseus. (sing, muse, of the man who could never be the same again with so much blood staining his hands.)

#greek mythology #the odyssey #achilles #diomedes #tagamemnon #odysseus #penelope #odydio #telemachus #homer #odypen #laertes #fyp #anticlea

[marsdeathdefiances]

*trying to have a double date*

Odysseus: *setting down a card* Ace of spades

Achilles: *pulling out an uno card* draw 4

Diomedes: *pulling out a Pokémon card* Jolteon, I choose you.

Patroclus: *trembling, staring at his phase 10 cards* What game are we playing?

#all jokes here #incorrect quotes #incorrect iliad #achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #patrochilles #patroclus #achilles x patroclus #incorrect patrochilles quotes #incorrect greek mythology #odysseus #diomedes #odydio

[dnasplicers]

"diomedes is the iliads second achilles" idk tho last time i checked diomedes took a shot to the foot and walked it off because his boyfriend was still alive to cover him. put some respect on his name achilles is a lesser diomedes

#txt #tagamemnon #achilles #diomedes #the iliad #odydio #ilod #jic this is obviously a joke i like achilles too lol #greatest hits

[athamad]

Odysseus and his bad bitch ❤️

Multiple versions:

Yes they're all cunning because he is cunning, Odysseus is cunning

#greek mythology #odyssey #homer's odyssey #homer #odysseus #the illiad #illiad #homer's iliad #odypen #Odydio #diomedes #penelopeofithaca #odysseus x penelope #penelope odyssey #odysseus and penelope #penelope #athena #pallas athena #odysseusofithaca #odysseus/penelope #odysseus x athena #didnt know that was a tag #but here we are #odysseus and diomedes #odysseus x diomedes #odysseus/diomedes #poly #theyre in love your honor

[puhlobobr]

i've dropped the iliad like three times (because book 2 were killing me) but this year i tried again and here why:

Epic the musical

Wolfythewitch animatics

i've already read the odyssey because of reasons 1 and 2 so why not

Patrochilless Patroclus

WHY ON THE EARTH ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING ODYSSEUS AND DIOMEDES

#tagamemnon #the iliad #odysseus #epic the musical #i appreciate achilles and his craziness but don't like him much #odydio #now i know why dolonia is the reason #i like dolonia it was sooo fun to read #just me my friend and our secret mission against trojans

[patrokronk]

Diomedes: with Odysseus I could walk straight into fire and come out unharmed

Odysseus: go on you're making me tingly

#crack #homer #text post #classic memes #illiad #shitpost #trojan war #greek mythology #incorrect quotes #incorrect illiad #odydio #odysseus #diomedes #incorrect tsoa quotes

[orchestrated-haunting]

tentmates

#odysseus #diomedes #tagamemnon #the iliad #odydio

[telemachii]

OdyDio? OdyPen? Neither. OdyPenDio ✅

#the odyssey #odysseus #diomedes #penelope odyssey #odypen #odydio

[chaosongreekcampground]

Diomedes and Odysseus: *arguing*

Odysseus: You better stop being mean to me or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you.

#odysseus #diomedes #greek mythology #odydio #incorrect tsoa quotes #source: new girl

[bear-cubs-art-things]

Do not separate them.

Ever.

#they are boyfriends your honor #do not seperate them #bear cub art things #the iliad #the odyssey #odysseus #diomedes #odydio #I'm ill over them AAAAUGHHHHH #skethy sketh #I might make more art of them. #maybe of odypen too who knows

[marsdeathdefiances]

Odysseus: *gazing at Diomedes* Gods above he’s hot…

Achilles: *gazing at Patroclus* Isn’t he, though?

Agamemnon: *overhearing them* Who’s so hot?

Achilles and Odysseus in unison without looking away from their crushes: Your mom.

#incorrect quotes #all jokes here #incorrect iliad #achilles #incorrect tsoa quotes #patroclus #patrochilles #achilles x patroclus #incorrect patrochilles quotes #incorrect greek mythology #odysseus #diomedes #odydio

[helpmeimblorboing]

Finally posted the first chapter of my reimagining of the Iliad on AO3 and other sites, including Wattpad. Check it out !! You won't regret it, I promise

The whole story is written, and it uploads weekly after editing

Title : Silvertongue

Summary :

The tale of Odysseus is one that has been retold over countless millennia, from the mouths of poets, of authors, and historians and storytellers. But has it ever been told from the mouth of the man himself ?

This is a familiar tale, and a familiar story - the Iliad, entombed in history as ancient as the land of Greece. This is the story of the Iliad as told from the mouth of the man who made it all happen - from the mouth of the Silver-tongued prince of Ithaca. From the mouth of Odysseus

Watch as he navigates the cruelty of the war, as lovers are ripped from each other, daughters die, heroes fall, and he survives it all - armed with a quick mind and a sharp tongue.

This is not a story of heroes and gods and myth This is a story of love, of loss and war and death This is the story of the most human of the Grecian heroes

Genre : Tragedy, Romance, War, Historical Fiction

Link :

AO3 : https://archiveofourown.org/works/51546121

Wattpad : https://wattpad.com/story/356062564-silvertongue

RoyalRoad : Pending

#lgbt #gay #angst #lgbtq #odysseus #diomedes #homers iliad #the iliad #reimagined #achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #angst and hurt/comfort #angst and humor #odydio #odypen #penelope

[wolfythewitch]

homies

#art #animatic #tagamemnon #the iliad #odysseus #diomedes #greek mythology #is this in character? probably not. but its funny #welcome to my odydio propaganda

[dootznbootz]

pretty please, I will give you a cookie if you tell us what dio thinks of the water wife. (I love her btw. she gets a cookie too)

Thank you so much for the ask and cookie! :D I'm giving you one also!!!

Just a heads up, this probably won't be the answer you're looking for but it is the honest answer for my writing and that's okay! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

He thinks she's neat and is happy for Odysseus! :D

But in all honesty, he has not much thought on her because Odysseus and Diomedes relationship is basically this post in summary to me.

Odysseus and Diomedes are exes in my writing (More on that) and so when Diomedes learns that Odysseus is crushing SO hard on Penelope during the suitors of Helen/Oath of Tyndareus, he walks up to him and is genuinely like "Hey, just so you know, I'm happy for you." while Odysseus is a snappy little shit :P

Diomedes feels bad for Odysseus during the war though, despite the fact that Odysseus bullies him throughout it and the Iliad especially because he's petty. As that's how their relationship read to me. While they work great together during battle and missions, they don't do much of anything outside of that in my writing. (Reasons why he's petty and mean. People can enjoy different things and disagree and still respect each other! :D )

Penelope used to think poorly of him based on how Odysseus talked about their "romance" but Diomedes, alongside Sthenelus, does visit her after the war to tell her about Odysseus. Diomedes never really knew Penelope before the war but talking with her a bit makes him realize why Odysseus loves her so much.

"You two are the exact same."

Diomedes and Sthenelus plays with young Telemachus as well 😝

And she even mentions that to Odysseus when he returns and he's still a little shit about it

Penelope: He's not that bad, Odysseus! He played with Telemachus even! Odysseus, even more angry as he realizes that Diomedes got to play games with Telemachus before he did: ...Prick >:(

In conclusion, he thinks she's neat. He's happy Odysseus is so happy. He doesn't really have thoughts about her otherwise. With Odysseus, he just thinks is a petty little bitch of a co-worker who can't let stupid things from when they were teens go.

I'm really sorry if I disappointed you but it's my writing so I do what I please! That doesn't mean you can't write your own though! :D

#you're probably new here and I'm really sorry to burst your bubble but I only ship Dio with Sthenelus :'D #And Menelaus and Odysseus have this goofy QPP going on. #I try and keep this stuff to myself as I know it's not very popular to think this way and because I don't wanna cause problems #I just joined that new discord and so I won't talk about this stuff there but this is my OWN blog so yayyyyyyy! :D #toxic exes #<- that's their tag #anti odydio #??? #<- I think I should have that tag as I don't wanna make people sad. My opinion does not have to match others :D #ask #anon #Mad rambles #my headcanons #shot by odysseus #notp

[nikoisme]

if you try hard enough,, bitter water could be an odydio song. i think.

#niko rambles

[athamad]

I'm reading the iliad with my brother and low-key shipping Diomedes and Sthenelos. Like. GUYS SHIP THIS. ITS BETTER THAN ODYDIO. STHENELOS DOESNT TRY TO MURDER DIO

#greek mythology #homer #the illiad #illiad #homer's iliad #the iliad #tagamemnon #greek myths #greek myth #ancient greek mythology #diomedes #ITS HEALTHIER #The part where Aga is insulting Dio so he'll go and fight #and sthenelos goes to defend him like??? #And dio pulls him aside to calm him down??? #HELLO??? #HELLO PEOPLE???