#off stage harry

[hsonlyangelxo]

Off stage Harry is so soft 🥺🥹🤏🏻❤️

#harry styles #off stage harry #harry backstage #private harry #he's so baby #he's an angel #I miss him so much

[cup-noodle]

Why am I laughing so hard at this headline

Absolute icon

#the phrasing of this is taking me out #'descends into chaos' sounds like someone jumped out and dragged him off stage #and his face in this pic- #you can't put tired irish men on live tv and expect them not to swear lol #masters of the air #hbo war #anthony boyle #harry crosby #noodle rambles

[uanwlarry]

Imagine if Harry just says ‘fuck it’ and sings No control on the next tour.

#hs4 #harry styles #no control #larry stylinson #louis tomlinson #now that would certainly be something #i’m getting hyped up just by the thought of it #i can imagine just how crazy he would go off on stage #and the crowd (me) would go wild

[cowboylarries]

what if stomper is harry? traveling, staring at the sky, interacting with fans, getting on stage, being carried off stage, learning to fend for himself, powering off when he connects back with the other side of himself that allows him to rest in outer space themed outfits…

#i cant be the only one who thought of this #but like im a big fan of the split harry: the public’s harry and the private harry #and i feel like we’ve seen that before in mvs and discussed how harry sees himself as a different person on stage and off #idk though maybe im just reading into things too much #like a classic english teacher whete everything has to have double meaning :) #mine

[izacore]

I'm sorry, I'm just tired of having to read for 1000th time how all Louis does is chain smoking and drinking alcohol and acting like I'm supposed to find it cool/edgy/relatable or that these are normal habits excused by being British or whatever. At some point it 1) becomes caricatural 2) makes me start to think that he needs actual help and therapy to find different vices.

#i'm sorry i'm just tired of pretending that just because he is an adult #it's okay to drink/smoke his life away #he needs fucking therapy idk what is going in with him but i'm just tired so tired #get him off my eyes for a year he is 31 years old and he spends every night partying/in a pub #like pick a narrative is he a reckless rockstar or is he supposed to be a caring father #and get harry off the stage immediately as well #get him a british therapist and lock them down for a year

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

Püha ja õudne lõhn (Sacred and Terrible Air) chapters 7+8 summary

Chapters index - ask away for any clarification or further details!

7. THE WORLD IS GOING WRONG, TIME IS OUT OF JOINT

Present. Khan goes through a cute, dorky wake-up routine at sunset. He lives in his mother’s basement, where he keeps an impressive collection of disappearance memorabilia. There are items related to Nadja Harnankur, a dodecahedron autographed by dodecaphonic composed Comte de Perouse Mittrecie, mementos of Ramout Karzai who braved the Erg desert to ask for an audience with God, of Gon Tzu who sailed east from Samara to look for the peaches of immortality for the emperor of Safre and never came back, and of course all the documents related to the Lund girls. Among them, letters allegedly sent by the girls, claiming that they were well and with “the Man”.

2 years ago, the falling out between Jesper and Khan, It happens at a fancy place where Jesper helped Khan get a reservation for a date with a girl. The date goes poorly, Khan waves at Jesper as a lifeline, to show he’s friends with a famous guy, but for his part Jesper pretends to his rich acquaintances that he doesn’t know his old friend.

18 years before that. The next meetup on the beach is at the boys’ secret hideout. It goes very well – they drink cider and exchange tales, including that of Gon Tzu. Peaches of immortality don’t exist, says Khan. What if they did and Gon Tzu just kept them for himself and his friends, say the girls.

Present. Tereesz is discharged. In his ZA/UM hangover, he dreamt of a Man made of violence who lurked at the corner of the girls’ presence, he was him and Hird and a grown-up Khan and Tereesz’s father and more figures still.

Jesper has come to visit Khan in his basement. He is, despite himself, charmed by the collection and by its crown jewel, a rare copy of the model of the disappeared Harnankur ship. They are worried about Tereesz – it’s been two days since the Hird interview. Right then, Tereesz calls from a payphone and urges them to reach him in town.

20 years ago. The girls invite them for the following Saturday at their secret spot. They ask the boys to bring a drug called cherry speed and give them the seller’s contact: Zigi.

8. LINOLEUM SALESMAN

The traveling Linoleum Salesman turns out to be a pedophile. In Kexholm, he finds a group of people like him, who all identify themselves by their day jobs. One day, he sees the girls and desires them as his final target before killing himself.

Present. The trio’s objective – Tereesz’s lead from Hird – is Deerek Trentmöller, who now lives in a retirement home. Tereesz tries to hide having obtained his info via ZA/UM, but Khan susses it out and is worried – for Tereesz but also for Tereesz’s job, which is crucial to their endeavours. Hird and Trentmöller bonded in prison, and Trentmöller got the drawing from the leader of the infamous, alleged Kexholm ring. Now Trentmöller is senile, but they will try to get info on the leader from him, one way or another. Under Tereesz’s rough questioning, the confused old man tells them that the Linoleum Salesman lived in Kexholm, and that he watched the girls from the Havsänglar hotel overlooking the beach.

Elsewhere, past winter’s orbit, a metereological ship is caught in a sudden onslaught of pale. Satellites witness the worldwide range of the phenomenon: Katla’s Northern Passage, Samarskilt, half of Supramundi, Lemminkäise, Nad-Umai, Yekokataa, Severnaya Zemlya, the Semenine islands, all gone. It’s the beginning of the end of the world.

The trio calls Havsänglar to jot down all the names of the full guests list of June-July 52. Midway through the hundreds of names: Deerek Trentmöller, purpose of the stay: vacation, profession: linoleum salesman. They rush back to the retirement home and Tereesz subjects the man to ZA/UM.

But the mind-melding drug shows that neither Deerek Trentmöller nor his Linoleum Salesman persona did it. The last memory Tereesz sees: on the day of the girls’ disappearance, Trentmöller feels a deep wrongness. He checks his photographs taken with the binocular-plus-camera, he is sure that the girls were there, but they are not. Tereesz is feverish and they are out of leads. But Khan has an idea.

#disco elysium #sacred and terrible air #püha ja õudne lõhn #pjõl summaries #there's sth off about the Trentmöller thing but I'm still at the confused math lady stage #the whole identity play has something Harry-ish about it but with a twist that hmmmm #annnnnd drum roll for tomorrow...

[rewritingcanon]

imagine creating characters that queerbait everyone so much, that when having to shorten the length of the original work, the producers literally have to make these bitches canonly gay in order to reduce the run time. like, how can you fumble the bag so badly???

#back on my scorbus shit #i heard the nyc scorbus nearly kissed on stage and that set me off again #the cursed child producers cutting out all the narratively unnecessary rose and scorpius content... only to realise: #‘huh... without all this heteronormative bs... albus and scorpius... they’re pretty gay.’ #‘lets just slap in a near-kiss scene plus a coming out scene bw harry and al plus delphi calling what they have love instead of friendship-‘ #‘at the end of the play because that MAKES MORE SENSE’ #jkr ur so dumb fr #jkr slander #jk rowling slander #cursed child #harry potter #hp #hpcc #harry potter and the cursed child #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #albus potter #scorpius x albus #rose weasley #rose granger weasley #scorose #rewriting

[larrylimericks]

14Nov22

Some numpty, for just shits and giggles, Attacked H with fruit-flavored missiles; We love rainbows that fly, Just not into his eye— For fuck’s sake, don’t throw no more Skittles.

#larry #harry #harry styles #hslot la 14 #love on tour la 14 #someone threw skittles at harry on the last song #and one went straight into his eye #causing him to wince and shut it in pain #it was bothering him still even as he ran off stage #what an absolute dick move #i get that sometimes a stuffie might hit him in the nuts by accident #but there’s literally no reason to throw tiny little projectiles like candy #and then pauli did an insta live after the show and harry joined #leaving a few comments including one about seeing pauli tomorrow ‘AVEC eye patch’ #and people are all ‘omg he’s so cute!!!’ #no that’s as aggressive as too-kind harry styles is going to get #to say ‘don’t fucking throw stuff at my face’ #people are saying that security in tonight’s pit (la 15) are warning people not to throw anything #skittles #the official skittles account tweeted about it #limerick-hs #november 14 #2022

[jlf23tumble]

the fact this happened after the him vs it discourse (widely spread on twt btw)

https://twitter.com/LOUIESTREAM/status/1702075734833987892?t=RZZZh3lmmWClFjgS19iCAQ&s=19

the face he did afterwards like is he annoyed to say "it" or is he annoyed about the forceful "him". Ngl, from the 2nd half of the NA leg until now, almost every crowd does say Love him so... what are your thoughts Jen?

anon 2: U gotta roll ur eyes - the people making a big deal ALL OVER THE INTERWEBZ of Louis supposedly singing “I love him” (as if Harry is the only him, ever btw) are now offended he made a point of singing (screaming?) the “it” today. Not really sure what they expected? Oh wait, I do (him to profess his undying love for a certain curly headed c- on stage) but not happening, not today, not next year, and actually I would put money on neverrr

I think their best bet is on any declarations is from Harry, but only under sad circumstances hopefully decades from now and nothing beyond a few sentences

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I feel like "him" was the original lyric (much like running from the bullshit is the original--and far superior!--lyric on SOTT), so far all we know, cross-faded Louis Tomlinson is just out there, going with v1, but also? I feel like you reap what you sow, and he wants zero larry associations, so I'm sure he was like, oh shit, okay, whoops. But also also? Yeah, there's more than one him in this world, and there's a lot of yoyo action in his real life, so for all we know, that's a clue to a deeper situation than larr nation wants to venture into

#i'm obsessed with m's tags (different fandom these days) #about the clinging of for dear life latter stage larries #because that's the vibe #i was chatting with phoenix about it all this weekend just catching her up and when you think about today's proofpoints being #(checks notes) louis wore greeeeeen! he liked a post about a mega famous artist and something something lime bikes!! #that's the real palpable energy of it all #especially when you see the way harry's very much OBVIOUSLY not lurking backstage or in vip #and it's not to say that didn't happen at one point #but it ain't happenin' now #and that's the source of a lot of anxiety #which is sad because there absolutely IS a story there if you want it!!!! #like a non-boring one too #on/off again #open #messy #that's an ao3 world that feels more real than the rando shit you see in some corners let's just say

[icedteaandoldlace]

Tom: *tries to bully Carlos into singing something for the fans*

Carlos: *suggests Danielle sing something instead to draw attention away from himself*

Danielle: No one wants me to sing LESS than you do, Los!

Carlos: *dies laughing*

(from 17:55 of this video)

#Tom Cavanagh #Carlos Valdes #Danielle Panabaker #these three is2g 😂 #it's so different seeing them all in such a casual setting getting goofy as hell #Tom's Broadway audition story #Carlos's rant about people losing stuff because they put it in stupid places #Danielle talking about everyone dancing at her wedding #and Tom's ensuing Victor Garber impression #talking about Harry Potter because it's a book series so they found a loophole #“MUSICAL THEATRE FANS MY ASS!” “well you didn't know it either” “weeeelllllllll.......” #the rapid fire question round and them just answering like “yes. next question!” #all the shouts of “VOLDEMORT!” when someone tried to mention The Flash or any other struck work #Danielle leaping off the stage to hear a fan's question while Tom and Carlos are cutting up and making noise #it's amazing they managed to get any work done while they were all on the same show together

[alarrytale]

I kind of don't get all the asks about Harry's outward appearance and fashion choices, especially because Harry is such a strong proponent of clothes having no gender (or representing a certain sexuality for that matter). Maybe he likes to dress up on stage and for events and prefers to feel more comfortable in his everyday life as clothing choices can also be based on sensory needs. Everyone is entitled to their own preferences and feelings about Harry's clothes but it feels like there are a lot of expectations put on him even though he doesn't owe us anything, not dressing more stereotypically queer nor smiling in social settings.

Hi, anon!

Nobody is saying he can't dress how he wants to, not me at least. But the change that we're noticing is pretty drastic. Presenting extremely queer on stage and pretty straight in his off time is sending double signals to the queer community. His change into a more straight presenting look was drastic enough that he was called out for queerbaiting by quite a number of people after the football match. He needs to know how he's presenting to the general public. He's a straight man. It's frowned upon for straight men to appropriate queer culture. When he dress more straight in his time off and his stage outfit is gay as fuck, that makes it seem like he's using it as a costume. It's not okay. As long as Harry remains closeted he can't dress how he wants and switch like that without getting backlash. When he's out he can do whatever he wants without getting backlash.

#i'd love to see harry present straight on stage and queer in his time off #that would silence the queerbaiter accusations at least #harry image #queerbaiting

[hsonlyangelxo]

Same man. On and off stage. It's so crazy.

#harry styles #love of my life #love on tour #off stage harry #baby harry

[impishtubist]

omg taking bookmarks out of books is so evil???? i love it 😈

(it’s that one that finally makes remus take it siriusly and have The Talk with his boyfriend lol)

LMAO it's not the salt in his tea, or Harry's accidental magic turning the shower water cold every time Remus goes to take a shower. No, it's Harry taking all the bookmarks out of his books that is Remus's last straw 😂

#sirius raising harry #harry has chased off SO MANY men #not that sirius lets many of them get to the meeting harry stage #but the few that do don't last long #remus is the one who has lasted the longest and harry is acting OUT i love it so much

[persephoneflouwers]

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#I’m always so blown away by the drama circa Harry’s team #‘​the photographer is not talented or said stupid shit’ #the stylist this #the manager that #the stage director and bla bla #as if it’s not literally his entire image #to be where you are and get what you get by chance or luck #as it it takes no effort and every little thing happens with a flabbergasted gasp like nobody is expecting it #‘we didn’t think about the numbers of the single’ said the headmaster of numbers for a single #it’s literally his job lol #‘things like this don’t happen to people like me’ did I have to mention this double lol #the entire ‘we met and we just get along thing that literally happens with anyone around H #and now this photographer guy who is actually having a blust #saying he is not a tour photographer and it just ✨just✨ happened #because good!! things!! only!! hapens!! if !! u are a good person in your heart!!! #and not cause u sweat your pants off lol #it’s just so silly that it hasn’t clicked yet #it’s the brand: effortless charismatic effortless beautiful effortless talented effortless successful #effortless is literally his brand and his team’s motto

[fakeoutbf]

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#i had the best dreams last night #first i went two harry shows where i met some mutuals and the rest of the boys where there as well #and then like harry came off the stage to do a choreography?? with the audience and he ended up right next to me #and louis moved all the way to us and they literally stood side by side laughing and sharing a cigarette #and one of the mutuals was right in front of them seeing them (i was next to h) and i was like WEY take a picture ajwjrnjeje #and then the second dream i was at a louis show but like i got there early?? and idk why they let me be around backstage?? #so i was literally backstage playing around then when they started playing i was on the side screaming the lyrics #and louis was so sweet and treated like i was an old friend and i 🥺 #i rarely dream of the boys but when i do i always feel really happy 🥹

[larrylimericks]

11Jun22

Zouis Edition A Zouis exchange left us gassed: A like on Zayn’s high note was cast! And Lou’s mind was blown When Away From Home Sold 17K out mad fast!

Greenbluey Edition Yet more green and blue has us balking. Lou wrapped in green S’s?! We’re squawking. While H made a show Of blue in Glasgow … But maybe that’s just the mold talking.

#larry #louis #louis tomlinson #zayn #zayn malik #zouis #louis liked zayn’s insta post of the ‘you and I’ high note #away from home sold out in less than 24 hours (kind of? GA tix are still showing as available) #but louis posted about how amazing that was #it was the first of many exhausting days for larries as both had shows #louis in mexico and harry in scotland #harry opened the second leg of love on tour in glasgow #where the fit was primary blue and yellow with a white vest beneath an open jacket #the joy i felt at fine line staying in the set list was countered by the sorrow at little freak being left off #harry seemed genuinely stunned by the moment—playing a stadium on his own #and louis—not to be outlarried—showed up on stage in monterrey in the greenest of polos #with an ‘S’ pattern knitted into it #and someone on Twitter unlarried and blamed it on the mold in their college dorm #limerick-lt #limerick-hs #double edition