#jkr slander

[lady-divine69]

JKR’s world building is child’s play building blocks compared to the pillars the fandom has created with their own fan fiction. Have I read the books? No and I do not want to.

#spicy books #writers on tumblr #my writing #books #short story #smut #ao3fic #books & libraries #fanfic #harry potter #jkr slander #fuck jkr #jk rowling #j k rowling #anti jkr #jkr is trash #harry potter hogwarts game

[greenmach1neworks]

only wholesome things in my DMs

#harry potter salt #fuck jkr #we hate JK Rowlling here #anti jkr #jkr #i do not support jkr #fuck that bitch #jkr slander #anti jk rowling

[goldrushenthusiast]

Sometimes I actually physically hurt whenever I remember literally everything that Regulus, even canonically, went though.

Like even without James what the fuck. Like I’m going to strangle JKR and make her write a happy ending for him because what the hell. Who did she hate named Regulus. He genuinely has one of the saddest stories/backgrounds in the marauders fandom.

#jegulus #james x regulus #regulus being regulus #regulus black #regulus deserved better #sirius and regulus #Sirius black #jkr slander #canon regulus black #marauders #marauders fandom #marauders era #ml

[rewritingcanon]

imagine creating characters that queerbait everyone so much, that when having to shorten the length of the original work, the producers literally have to make these bitches canonly gay in order to reduce the run time. like, how can you fumble the bag so badly???

#back on my scorbus shit #i heard the nyc scorbus nearly kissed on stage and that set me off again #the cursed child producers cutting out all the narratively unnecessary rose and scorpius content... only to realise: #‘huh... without all this heteronormative bs... albus and scorpius... they’re pretty gay.’ #‘lets just slap in a near-kiss scene plus a coming out scene bw harry and al plus delphi calling what they have love instead of friendship-‘ #‘at the end of the play because that MAKES MORE SENSE’ #jkr ur so dumb fr #jkr slander #jk rowling slander #cursed child #harry potter #hp #hpcc #harry potter and the cursed child #scorbus #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #albus potter #scorpius x albus #rose weasley #rose granger weasley #scorose #rewriting

[radiohead-spiderman]

Current day Wolfstar(let me preface this by saying, you should take liberties when it comes to these character, JKR sucks, these are just my gripes with how the fandom currently perceives these two)

Aka I’m annoyed so I’m making it everyone else’s problem. The “stupid feminine Sirius who’s 5’4 and who’s oh so much uglier than Remus, and he’s basically just a charity case!” STOP IT, stop it stop it, stop it. I have zero problem with feminine Sirius, go wild, my problem is with relating femininity to weakness and stupidity.

Also, I am so, SO sick of “big alpha 6’5 hot Gryffindor Casanova Remus Lupin”, not only does it not make sense, it’s annoying, and it reinforces gender roles. Remus Lupin spent his whole life being told he was basically a big scary monster, who can’t be around other children, HOW do you think he would react to being perceived as this big angry asshole with no regard for the people around him?

ALSO, Remus Lupin was NOT drop dead gorgeous, I’m sorry to say, he was not the hottest guy around(that is still my darling man and I will not tolerate anything against my darling man), he was a scrawny werewolf with scars, and premature lines and shabby clothing, if anything, he looked like an anemic average British man in the seventies, if not below average.

Sirius was literally “Hogwarts’ pretty boy”. I’m not saying this to make Remus seem like a charity case, because, wolfstar is pointless when you make one the “man” or “woman”, or “hot” and “ugly”, i’m saying this because Casanova Remus Lupin annoys me, if ANYONE was “Casanova of Gryffindor Tower” it was Sirius Black. (I also think people forget the negative connotation with the term “Casanova”, which is sometimes annoying to see when talking about Remus, or Sirius)

Also, I could talk about how canonically, Sirius was the tallest marauder, or how a huge part of his character was HOW hot he was, I could talk about how he was hotter than Regulus, i COULD talk about how Remus wasn’t the smartest marauder, I could talk about how Sirius is canonically an overly clever wizard, I could talk about how if anyone is aggressive between the two, it was Sirius, but, I don’t think I will, because that will seem like I’m trying to push Sirius being the “aggressive man” of the two, and Remus being the “ugly woman” of the two, and I don’t believe that,

Wolfstar has now become just a way to reinforce gender roles on two characters, and that’s gross, making Remus the smart aggressive “man” of the relationship, and Sirius the stupid small “woman” of the relationship, is just gross dude.

Wolfstar doesn’t HAVE to fall into gender norms, that’s not necessary, neither of them HAVE to be the “man” or “woman”, that’s NOT necessary.

Remus being a funky looking guy, while Sirius is a hot nepo baby, is so beautiful, and it makes their relationship so much more interesting than “man aggressive and hot” and “woman ugly but pretty and pathetic”.

Anyways, let Remus be a skrunkly little man, and let Sirius be hot, also STOP ASSIGNING GENDER ROLES TO THEM OH MY GOOOOOD DHFBFJDJCJ

#don’t take anything I said about Remus as slander because Remus is my darling man and I love him #Gryffindor Casanova Remus Lupin makes me viscerally upset #anti jkr #harry potter #marauders #marauders era #the most noble and ancient house of black #wolfstar #gender norms #james potter #peter pettigrew #sirius black #Remus Lupin #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #regulus black #because he was mentioned #moony #padfoot #moony x padfoot #marauders fandom makes me angry #take a shot every time I say also

[vroomlesbianvroom]

If the Wizarding World had Ofsted, Hogwarts would have been closed down in at least Harry’s first year.

Also, either Dumbledore was in fact manipulative and the mastermind behind almost everything wrong in Harry Potter or he’s senile as fuck. Either way he never should have been Headmaster.

Every single year this man is mentally deranged at that school, he should have been fired in first year at least. (I go into more detail if you click read more).

Philosopher’s Stone

He has Hagrid introduce Harry to the wizarding world - normally it’s a Head of House - Hagrid then very suspiciously collects the Stone (he must have known Hagrid was not the man to be subtle here)

He makes a big spectacle of not going to the third floor corridor - he could have just said it’s closed this year and put some wards up to stop children but in fact all he did was lock the door and then teach them how to unlock it

Students must not go into the Forbidden forest at any time unless it’s a punishment in which we’ll send you with just Hagrid and then you’ll split into groups anyway. What a smart idea

How did no one notice that Voldemort was on the back of Quirrells head? You’re telling the best wizard in the world couldn’t work it out

Three first years managed to get past that little questy maze but it was supposed to stop one of the strongest wizards in the world

Speaking of the maze, it’s all things that they’re good at or have learnt - Devils Snare, chess, the troll they’ve already caught, flying, and a little riddle - Voldemort definitely couldn’t get passed those everyone knows the Dark Lord is shit at chess

When Harry has just killed a man, Dumbledores like it was love. No that is a traumatised child.

Chamber of Secrets

Not a single teacher (or any of her four brothers) noticed that Ginny was possessed for almost an entire year

Some creature is going around and petrifying students and the teachers only plan is to set a curfew and cancel quidditch

Hermione Granger, a twelve year old, manages to work out the creature but Dumbledore can’t - the man had 50 years to work it out

Lockhart is obviously a hack and somehow gets the job anyway

Ron and Harry then manage to work out where the chamber is located but no one else can - they’re not exactly the most observant of children

Harry also talks to a diary that talks back - can someone teach these children that that’s not normal, please stop?

Prisoner of Azkaban

This is possibly the book where Dumbledore’s the best behaved

He does allow a thirteen year old to use a time turner to attend extra lessons - yeah, just let her possibly rip apart time and her own existence that’ll be fine

He also must know that Sirius is innocent and does nothing to help him

They also continue doing quidditch even with the soul sucking creatures floating above them

You need a parental consent form to go to Hogsmede but not to fly on a broom and be around deadly soul sucking creatures that makes complete sense

With the ministry they put dementors in a school full of children but they don’t continue looking after the year ends

Goblet of Fire

This has to be Dumbledore’s worst year

Harry gets signed up to the deadly tournament without his consent and they don’t even really try to get him out - I refuse to believe that a minor could sign a legally binding contract without any form of consent - I also refuse to believe that someone else can get you in a legally binding contract

If they could, why didn’t they just do that with Voldemort

Dumbledore doesn’t notice that his old friend is acting a little bit strange and is in fact a death eater in disguise

You’re telling me Harry can’t go to Hogsmede without the Dursley’s permission but can enter a deadly contest Willy nilly

He allows minors to be fight dragons, be tied to the bottom of a lake and be teleported to Voldemort without even trying - no one checked the cup before putting in the maze

Moody is allowed to teach the unforgivables to children and practise one on them

Order of the Phoenix

This year he’s not awful just a prick

Voldemorts back and Harry’s having creepy nightmares/visions and Dumbledore just keeps running away - just talk to the boy

How did no one in that school notice that Umbridge was using a blood quill on students - how shit are these teachers

Please just explain to Harry’s what going on - this is what we’ve been building up to this whole time

Half Blood Prince

This is when he fully stops caring about any student other than Harry

He knows the whole time that Dracos been forced to take the dark mark and has to kill him and he doesn’t even try and help the boy

He knows he’s dying and gives Harry very little information about the Horcruxs and also uses him to find out information about how many there were

He knows Harry’s a horcrux the entire time and just doesn’t mention it coz he needs Harry to die when the times right

Dumbledore is either mental and needs a hug-me jacket or he’s evil and needs to stay away from children. He could have prevented so much pain and suffering. He could have stopped Tom Riddle from becoming Voldemort in the first place.

He grooms Harry to fight Voldemort and die when the times right and doesn’t even seem to care. Right when Harry needs him, he’s no where to be found.

This is only what we know from Harry’s perspective I imagine it’s a lot worse from everyone else’s.

#harry potter #anti dumbledore #dumbledore slander #anti jkr #fuck jkr

[sweaty-confetti]

gonna take a wild guess here and say that the reason trans people hate jk rowling so much isn’t just cause she “raised concerns” about “trans ideology” and made some kinda shitty tweets it’s cause she’s a multibillionaire loudly and openly supporting people such as actual fucking neo nazis who wish death on trans people and other minorities. but idk i’m just a silly confused girl polluting my body with wrong sex hormones after all so don’t take what i say here seriously /sar

#jk rowling #jk rowling slander #anti jkr #fuck jk rowling #transphobia #transmisogyny #transandrophobia #transphobia language #transphobia tw #fuck jkr

[illugremlins]

Rant about Peter Pettigrew and JK's Shit Writing

I hate how he is portrayed because, in my opinion, it just doesn't align with the backstory we have.

Let me preface, I am not a Golden Trio HP fan, but a Marauders fan. So, a lot of my takes and characterisations are heavily fanon-influenced, especially since a lot of the characters I write/read about we know very little of. To add, the characters we do see and interact with in the books are the grown, traumatised versions of themselves. Naturally, as adolescents, before the first war, Azkaban, the death of all their friends, the birth of their children, etcetera, they'd behave differently.

Onto Peter. Peter is one of the biggest cowards and lowlives in the HP universe. He's so heavily devoted to Voldemort despite being pissless-scared of him and doesn't hold a damn candlelight to nearly any of the characters in terms of bravery, strength, or the ability to hide his intentions and cowardice.

On that note, we're supposed to believe he managed to trick two of the smartest students at Hogwarts into changing him to Secret Keeper over Sirius or Remus, who we see as much more competent, brave, and intelligent as well as loyal? Really? That he'd managed to trick so many people into believing that Sirius betrayed them?

It would make more sense, then, to have Peter be a much more secretive, deceptive character. To be written with a backbone. (I read once that someone envisioned Peter to sort of be like Oliver from Saltburn. Mousy, quiet, but incredibly smart, sly, and manipulative.)

This is just one of my many gripes with JK Rowling's writing, though. If not for the nostalgia, or had I read Harry Potter at this age, I doubt I would've liked it as much. The world-building is poor, the characters' ambitions are screwed, and Harry, for some-fucking-reason, chooses to become a Wizard Cop despite all the atrocities he went through. He names his kid after SNAPE?! All because the man loved his mother? And then DUMBLEDORE?! Who is as awful, if not worse, of a villain than Voldemort.

It's a kid series, I understand, but I wish there were more consitencies with the characters.

Edit:

It's been so long since I read the series so I've been corrected. Again, I'm a Mauraders fan so I have a different perspective and analysis of the characters.

It was Sirius who made the decision to switch the Keeper to being Peter. Golden Trio fans see Peter as a character that just never resonated with the Marauders and used them as shields, but I find that narrative hard to believe simply because of where I am in the fandom.

I like how @fanfic-lover-girl explained it in their reblog.

I still don't like how he was written. I do think his appeal is in how weak he is, but I feel like that weakness only falls into cowardice. I think I'm also being hypercritical because I don't like JKR and the plot devices/holes.

Still agree with the sentiment of fuck JKR, though.

#marauders #harry potter #peter pettigrew #jk rowling slander #anti jkr #fuck jkr #poor character writing #character analysis #opinion

[jaegerisim]

NEW TAG GAME!

tell me in the tags what JK Rowling's racist/terf and homophobic ass would have named your character!!!

#mine is #L. bianne. Dyking #(i'm not a lesbian but since she likes erasing sexualities like mad well that'd be me) #anti jkr #jk rowling slander #fuck rowling #anti rowling #harry potter slander

[rosiersbox]

someone stop me the discord mentioned HP a singular time

#harry potter #the marauders #dumbledore slander #snape slander #fuck jkr #tw jkr mention #jkr is both a wonderful and terrible author #she created good bones but the rest is shit #wolfstar

[kaedynce-is-a-writer]

daily reminder that if you make people feel like shit for rightfully calling you out over your defending a fucking antisemitic, racist TERF because you played the Harry Potter game you're actually a shitty person. not us trans/jewish/bipoc. you have better things to spend $70 on.

#jk rowling slander #jk rowling is trash #jk rowling is a transphobe #fuck jkr #fuck jk rowling #boycott hogwarts legacy #boycott harry potter #trans rights are human rights #writeblr #writing #writing problems #writing community

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

Everybody list your least favorite things about Harry Potter. My inner child is still in withdrawal that the series had transphobia and slavery and all that crap, and I need to remind them it's okay.

#harry potter slander #is that what I should call it #idk man #just trash it in here #harry potter #I won't be able to see the reblogs since I blocked it #it's the opposite of nostalgia #it's like poison #anyway #fuck jkr #she's a jerk #I can't believe she'd break my younger self's heart #wait no I can #evil #henchman #evil henchman #henchperson #villaincore #villain #evilposting #villainposting #anti harry potter #wounded inner child like: nooo the safe place for unwanted children doesn't want me #inner child

[radiohead-spiderman]

I walk out with a microphone and speak “Stripping away a female character’s traits and personality for a male character is wrong and is not a cool thing to do,” everyone cheers.

“Especially if the male character treated the female character like shit and wished death on her multiple times,” everyone cheers again.

“If the only way you can make your ship work is by completely desecrating one or both of the character’s personalities, maybe it’s not that good of a ship” everyone cheers and claps.

I say “Dramione” and get booed and thrown rotten tomatoes at.

#i am but a jester being punished for the truth /j #this is a /hj #not gonna tag Draco’s name so dr*Mione shippers don’t see this #I’m an asshole who’ll slander a ship I find revolting BUT I would not force those shippers to watch me spout out my hatred #anyways #anti dramione #dramione hater #I hate dramione #anti jkr #harry potter #hermione granger #romione #dramione shippers this is not a safe space for you #in the genuine way I do not think you want to be on my page because I’m slandering something you like and that’d bum me out of I had to see- #someone slander something I like #censoring dr mione because I find it gross and so people who ship it don’t see it is so funny to me