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coolcoolcoolbutwtf · 2 months
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First page and already there's a Danny shego drawing:)
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My resume!
Saying "on it, boss"
Shooting and missing like a storm trooper
Can be used in conversion of ninjitsu-type mass defeats
Fully capable of holding the fan at just the right angle so the villain's cape goes fwoosh
Ironing said cape beforehand
Pulling evil levers
Minor in Mad Science
Majored in Wicked Schemes
Says mwhahahha
Fully queercoded!
Can (sometimes) make pizza
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Do any heroes or villains have small sidekicks or henchmen that would be willing to train with Hedgward? He needs enrichment and I do not have the time to properly assist with his tangents, as well as the fact that he needs other relations his age(?) @heroicblr @dr-malcom-practice @villiage-bastard @evilblr
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Orange cats are the henchmen and black cats are the evil masterminds, except they aren’t much smarter. People just listen to them because they have a fancier cloak.
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ezekihellven · 6 months
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Some people : "Oh the villain is so hot, I wanna date them / make them be better / be corrupted by them."
Me, an intellectual genius but emotional mess sprinkled with chaotic energy : "Let's date their second-in-command/main henchman. If this one can put up with their boss' shenanigans, they're at least prepared to deal with my shits."
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henchmenforhire · 7 months
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Greetings and salutations!
Hello! I am a recently graduated henchmen from Henchmen college, looking for work to fulfil most of your evildoer needs! My skills include: - Organising and sorting your evil schemes - Ordering in things for said evil schemes (chemicals, vats of acid, shark tanks, etc) - Making sure you lighting in the lair is dim enough to be mysterious and evil but still workable in! - Drawing up graphs for your evil inventions and machines - Will always tell you how evil and devious your plans are - Can push and press evil levers and buttons (very important) - Will do an evil laugh along with you if asked I am happy in any field ranging from a low-level goon/minion to an assistant for villains and mad scientists the like if you give me a chance! Thank you for your time and have a wicked day! ψ(`∇´)ψ
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Hi!! Your retainer, Mx Crystaline (idk their pronouns :[) said we could hang out :DD
@thesilliest-evildoer
HI HI HI HI HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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dont-call-me-doggy · 27 days
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@j-ckdaw @hic-iacet-arma-crystallina @thesilliest-evildoer @little-so1diers can we save Malcom tonight? I'm getting anxious and I miss him...
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Man I can empathize with evil henchmen.
Like telling your overlord (my mother) that you lost the prisoners (my license plate sticker hasn’t come in the mail yet) and then they scream and throw fireballs at you as you frantically scamper out of the evil throne room (and then she screamed and threw fireballs at me as i frantically scampered out of the evil throne room)?
Fucking sucks bro. They don’t pay me enough for this shit (I’m the oldest daughter)
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dr-malcom-practice · 1 month
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Hi!!! Do you need a goon by chance? I have a few years in goon experience if a position is open :DD
@thesilliest-evildoer
Oh‽ I was not expecting this! Well, I do already have a henchman, but I can always use some extra hands around the lair. Plus, Canis is more of an apprentice to me. And you seem to have some experience, which is great!
Here's the deal though: If you're expecting payment, I cannot provide any. Unfortunately being a societal and legal outcast has the unfortunate side effect of being poor. But!! The healthcare is free!
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mister-faltine · 2 months
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Characters from the Dark Dimension that I would love to see in the MCU.
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Warning: The images in this post belong to their respective creators, such as Steve Ditko, Ed McGuinness, Luigi Zagaria, among others. Sorry if the images are in poor quality, some comics weren't on the best sites. English is not my main language, sorry if there are errors in the text.
Another Warning: The characters on this list will not be characters like Umar, Olnar, Orini, Dormammu, Clea, etc. I want to focus on lesser-known characters, and currently, Clea is getting a lot of attention and Umar appears more than before. Olnar and Orini are already talked about in certain parts of Fandom and I want to focus on others here.
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5 - Kronik.
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Okay, let's start with this character, because Kronik only appeared in ONE comic and I'm not even kidding. Kronik appeared in "Doctor Strange: Sorcerer Supreme #78" and he is some kind of Dormammu's personal telepath. Why does Dormammu need a guy like that? I don't know, but the character only served to inform Clea about a new crisis in the Dark Dimension, because some inhabitants were turning into monsters and killing everyone around them. So, Kronik wanted to team up with Clea to defeat this threat, but I believe that this story has not been continued to this day, and if it has, then it is in the darkest corners in the comics, because I never found it.
Now, why would I want to see this character in the MCU? Because I believe it has the potential to be a much better adaptation than the original. Like, his name is "Kronik", which is synonymous with "Chronos, the Personification of Time" in Greek mythology. So why not expand this idea into the MCU? Since the Dark Dimension was established to be "Beyond Time", he could have some important role and still be one of the oldest beings in the Dark Dimension. Perhaps because he was old and wise, Dormammu gave him a place in his royalty and he would talk about the past and FUTURE battles that the Lord of Chaos would face.
4 - G'uranthic Guardian.
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G'uranthic is a character that some people may know exists, but even so, he is mega unknown. For those who don't know, G'uranthic is a being that was created long before Dormammu took the throne and he was created by one of the ancient rulers of the Dark Dimension (G'uran The Great). He is represented as a mystical construct that has immense power, because he was created to obey and protect not only the current ruler of the Dark Dimension, but also keep his palace safe from any threats.
I would really love to see this monster in the movies, because not only would it be one of the most powerful beings in the Dark Dimension, but it would also make a lot of people find the history of the Dark Dimension very rich, even if just a little. Seriously, the Dark Dimension has so much potential and has an interesting story behind it, but it's a shame that Marvel almost never focuses on it.
3 - These 4 Henchmen.
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Yes, those guys. For those who don't know (or don't remember), these 4 henchmen were sent by Dormammu to kill Stephen in "Strange Tales #126". In other words, they were the first 4 henchmen from the Dark Dimension to be revealed in the comics, if you don't count the G'uranthic Guardian and Orini. I'm going to talk about each one separately and let you know that they don't have names, at least not that I know of. I'll talk about each one in order, starting from left to right of the image.
1 - The Golden Golem: This was the first henchman who faced Stephen in the Dark Dimension and his ability is to consume spells. In short, the more spells the opponent throws at him, the bigger and stronger he becomes. I'll admit, I think it would be cool to have this guy in a Doctor Strange movie, because I think it makes sense for Dormammu to have troops that consume spells from his enemies, since the Lord of Chaos is up against several Sorcerers Supreme normally. And of course, I like the look of it, because it's simple and beautiful at the same time.
2 - Dark Knights: These guys attacked Stephen through a portal and were trying to capture him for Dormammu. However, Stephen realized that spells don't work on them and had to use the "Amulet Of Agamotto" to defeat them. Anyway, one idea I thought of for these characters is if they have a power similar to Noob Saibot's power in Mortal Kombat, because Noob (Bi-Han) can create shadows (Saibot) to attack his opponents. It would be easier to combine all these knights into just 1.
3 - Fake Tiboro: Yeah, this guy looks like Tiboro to me because of the helmet, but whatever. This guy is just a distraction for Stephen, because the next henchman wanted to surprise Stephen. However, I can imagine this guy being just an evil spirit who hangs out with the henchman and could have a more menacing look in the movies. Speaking of that other henchman...
4 - The Bubble Guy: Yes, this guy's power is to release bubbles and he almost managed to crush Stephen with them. However, Stephen being smart, managed to create a hole inside the bubble and released a spell to trap the enemy inside another bubble. As much as I can't invent many things for this henchman, I will admit that his helmet reminds me of the hat that the Pope (or Priest, I don't know) wears in churches. In short, I think this guy could be some kind of leader in Dormammu's cults, because Dormammu wants to control everyone not only by force, but by religion as well. I don't know, it would be interesting and it would also explain why certain inhabitants of the Dark Dimension are loyal to Dormammu.
Anyway, these are the ideas I have for these henchmen.
2 - Asti The All-Seeing.
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Now, let's talk about one of the most interesting characters in the Dark Dimension and one of the most wasted to date. Asti is one of Dormammu's servants, he appears to have many duties, he is sent to fight, lure, capture and keep an eye on the Dark Lord's adversaries. This character even worked for The Maker for a while, but that doesn't matter. His powers seem to be based more on summons, such as summoning creatures, tentacles, etc. He appears to be powerful and even faced Wiccan himself once, despite losing.
Asti even has potential, because I think he could be one of the few servants that Dormammu trusts in the MCU and could still be considered a friend, honestly. He could be sent to keep an eye on many things, even Dormammu's own family. I believe that Asti could have a similar personality to Starscream in "Transformers: Prime", but the difference is that he is loyal to his master and perhaps he will be loyal to Clea, if she is Dormammu's apprentice in the MCU. It would make sense for Dormammu to have "Eyes and Ears" in places he can't be or doesn't have control over.
1 - Jack The Ripper.
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Yes, Jack is a being from the Dark Dimension in the Marvel Universe, but with some differences. Long story short, Dormammu sent a parasite to England because he couldn't invade Earth at that time, thanks to the Ancient One. Then, when the parasite arrived in London, it possessed a man called "Tom Malverne" and used his body to cause the deaths of several people. However, according to certain Thor comics, it is said that the parasite is from a race called "Zaniac", but I can't say if this is true, because I don't read many Thor comics. Jack has the ability to create knives through his body and cause immense savagery in the host he is possessing.
I know that Jack is a person who existed in real life and maybe Marvel would never have the courage to put him in the movies, but man, how I wanted to see him in a Doctor Strange movie or series. He could be one of Dormammu's most lethal assassins/agents and still be very intimidating with his comic book look. Listen, if the Ancient One got a series in the MCU, I believe Jack could appear as the Main Villain. Like, it was said that the Ancient One was the last in a long line of Sorcerers Supreme, but we still don't know what happened and what forced her to use the power of the Dark Dimension. However, Jack could be the perfect explanation for this, because he could have arrived on Earth to destroy the Sanctum in London and then go on to destroy the other Sanctums for Dormammu. BUT, the Sorcerers were there to prevent this, but Jack managed to kill them and the Ancient One was forced to use the power of the Dark Dimension to banish/destroy Jack and live long enough until Stephen arrived in Kamar-Taj.
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Anyway, that's the list, and once again, I'm sorry if there are errors in the text because of my English. This post was supposed to be released a long time ago, but I ended up being too lazy to finish it. I hope you liked the post and tell me what you thought later.
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averyhh · 3 months
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your evil henchmen’s basic skills should include:
meticulously remembering your right names, titles, honorifics, pronouns .etc all the significant words you’re strict about. Those long titles and names with power that no one is allowed to speak wrong. “Master” “my lady” “O Lord of the Night” are just the basics. there are titles to be only whispered when the surroundings are dark, or to be screamed at the top of your lungs in manic devotion. there are subtlety and nuance. Supervillains care a lot about naming, and their loyal underlings should be perfect at it.
practice and update your resume!
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Person eviler than me:
Whoever decided to demonize tone tags as cringe and make fun of people who actually need and use them.
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I do believe that I should show you what hedgward looks like. I have had several customers who think that he is either a child or older than me. He is a child, technically, but he does do very well with patrons.
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vividvermeer · 4 months
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Your loyal henchman advises you to dump ice in a deep fryer as soon as possible <3 Redraw of a character from ten years ago, original under the cut
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unionofhenchmen · 14 days
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A life of henching is still a life, and that life needs dental insurance
Or die.
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