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shapelytimber · 6 months
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Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!
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Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot
Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv
Final without the text
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Rough colors
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Sketch !
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Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)
Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)
Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-
(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)
Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)
Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))
They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.
PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes
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whats-mine-is-hers · 6 months
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Hiya there! Do you...are we... going to be blessed with the other versions of Izzy pestering more people? Thank you!!
Oh, most definitely. Here's a quick one w/ Frenchie for a start. (Ty for asking!! ^^)
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queerly-autistic · 3 months
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Here's the thing: Stede didn't enjoy or get a thrill out of killing Ned. He was fundamentally upset and traumatised by it. Not only did he have immediate flashbacks to traumatic moments in his childhood, but he then fled the crew to go and sit in his room and cry. When Ed knocked on the door, he was sitting on his own in a dark room, looking completely crushed.
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But the key thing, and potentially the reason why he was able to move on from that moment (and why he was able to get - briefly - swept up in the infamy of it all rather than remaining upset and traumatised), is that he wasn't left alone to sit and marinate in these feelings. Because Ed came to find him. Ed's formative trauma - the trauma that has shaped and moulded his entire life, rising up in his darkest moments and making him feel like an unloveable monster - is an act of violence he committed in both self-defence and defence of someone he loved. Exactly like Stede did with Ned. He's the embodiment of what happens if that sort of trauma is allowed to fester. And he didn't let that happen to Stede.
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Ed refused to let him be alone with this, instead appearing at his door to offer comfort and understanding and support, and, most crucially, love (particularly important considering Ned's taunting that Ed wouldn't be interested in Stede anymore if he went through with this). That soft little 'you okay?' is everything, because it's exactly the softness, the love without judgement, that Ed didn't get in the aftermath of killing his dad.
There's a reason why, despite Stede initially grabbing Ed and doing a bit of ye olde wall slamming, that very quickly fizzled into something much softer, with Stede practically collapsing into Ed and Ed circling his arms around Stede comfortingly and protectively. It's two people coming together around a trauma they both now share, seeking comfort and love and support in one another.
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And yeah, the next day, for a moment, Stede got caught up in the infamy and attention he was getting for killing Ned, but that's fundamentally not who he is. This is who he is. And this isn't Stede getting turned on by violence or enjoying being a bloodthirsty pirate or embodying toxic masculinity. It's the opposite of that.
This is a man deeply traumatised by an act of violence he has committed, being loved and supported and held through it by another man who is deeply traumatised by a similar act of violence he committed, and loving and supporting and holding him right back because neither of them need to suffer alone anymore.
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dysfunctionalcreature · 6 months
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until we get canon confirmation of how exactly Wee John did Izzy's drag makeup I'm just gonna assume that this is how it went down
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girlbossblackbeard · 7 months
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AINT NO WAY WE GET IZZY IN DRAG MAKEUP IN EP 6 OR 7 HOLY SHIT????????????????
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edwardbabygirlteach · 4 months
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If I have done my math correctly…
If you start season 2 episode 6 at 11:36pm (and skip the recap) on December 31st you can start the new year off with Stede & Ed doing the deed complete with fireworks to launch you into the new year!
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Btw, the "sex scene" was fucking perfect. They probably knew they couldn't top anything from the fan-fictions or headcanons, so just the wall slam, the passionate kiss and then
shirtless Stede closing the curtains while Ed looks at him expectantly and tenderly from the bed, waiting... Just perfect. ♥️🤌
And yeah, given that Ed wanted to take it slow, it was too fast. Stede needed to feel something else after killing a man, and Ed gave in to love and lust (this tiny fucking little nod he gives Stede makes me feral). But I honestly think that Ed needed it anyway, because otherwise his mind would still be clouded with two things. This way he could finally clearly see what else he wanted. And it had been coming a long time... They needed it to blow up once.
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cataclysmic-cathexis · 6 months
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Roach face appreciation post for episode 6
Samba Schutte killing it this episode. Just making the absolute greatest faces.
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"Did this bitch just say she crawled out of a snake"
also TRULY unhinged way to peel an orange my love. You do not need a knife for that.
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"WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW"
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"The torture hasn't started yet" ROACH WHY ARE YOU GRINNING LIKE A MADMAN ILY
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"Don't forget your fiddle!" OH SNAP also lmao at his flower boobs???
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This man loves fire and I respect that.
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dimity-lawn · 6 months
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Our Flag Means Death fans today.
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thebasementgirl · 6 months
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I'm asexual and aromantic...
but Stede Bonnet is an exception
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requiemforpsyche · 6 months
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(ofmd s2 spoilers) im soo normal after ep6
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Can't wait for the edits/gifs comparing Izzy on deck in drag vs Izzy looking on horrified at Ed performing.
[Yeah, Izzy was horrified by a lot of things there. Ed showing vulnerability, giving up piracy + singing. But it's just going to be funny. My man has grown SO MUCH]
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furiousocean · 6 months
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I loved watching oluwande, jim and archie slow dancing together, they looked so comfy
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queerly-autistic · 2 months
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The thing with Stede getting any sort of piratey makeover is that Ed would absolutely fall over himself with how attractive he finds it, but he wouldn't be falling over himself because it's piratey - he'd be falling over himself because it's Stede.
Yeah, he'd lose his shit over the low-cut top and the earring - of course he would, he's a human being - but he loses his shit just as much over Stede in the frilly shirts and fancy swishy coats and powdery wigs and sleep masks and nightcap and also the teeny tiny little reading glasses.
And he'd make damned sure Stede knows that Ed found him just as sexy before the makeover as he does after it.
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sluterastede · 6 months
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i think i could fix ned low by being his muse and patron just saying
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girlbossblackbeard · 7 months
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I swear to god if we get Stede having to battle Ed's 7 evil exes at the republic of pirates next episode(s) I'm gonna actually lose it
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