#okay maybe for one person though.

[somaticmilk]

You’re 100% gay

No.

#soma says #soma says truth. #No. #absolutely not. #nope. #no #but no #absolutely foul #NARP #NOPEEE #absolutely not #I am 100% a beef bastard #that’s for sure #CROSSING ARMS EMOJI #STOP SIGN EMOJI #AMERICAN FLAG EMOJI #NOPPEPEEEEEE #okay maybe for one person though. #insert shrug

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Never seen a homoerotic rivalry I wouldn’t ship.

#except bakudeku maybe I just never watched far enough in bnha to care but. idk. bakudeku did not spark joy #anyway I’ll just tag a couple recent ish fandoms for me #obviously since I got into one piece I was immediately like ‘oh yeah I get this’ about #zosan #I think technically these two count just based on how their dynamic works #fengqing #could tag just about any ship from haikyuu tbh but I’ll just go with the main duo and leave it at that #kagehina #the pairing that really started this for me though (and sorry to wizard book mention but I gotta be honest) was of course #drarry #now that I have added that tag obligatory: terfs fuck off okay moving on #hmmm. does griddlehark count. or are they just codependent homoerotic frenemies. #there’s some nebulous dividing line between All That and plain rivalry #I would tag harrianthe but I still haven’t finished harrow so like. I can’t confirm that personally yet. #after some reflection on another post I have decided to include these two because I think their dynamic counts #matchablossom #caitie speaks #animanga #shipping #tropes

[kokomalls]

✨ rune factory gals ✨

everyone guess what favorite farming game series i've recently started replaying again :)

#everyones ultimate comfort game #rune factory #rune factory 2 #rune factory 3 #rune factory 4 #rf4 frey #rf4 clorica #rf4 margaret #rf4 dolce #rf3 raven #rf3 shara #rf2 dorothy #guys... whos your favorite bachelor/bachelorette? choose one for best design and one for best personality 👀 #i've been trying to use procreate lately so this is my first try with it! still getting used to using it though... #oceanic art #my art #okay... best design is maybe clorica or dolce for me 💖 best personality then maybe leon or dylas or raven

[juniemunie]

Don't you have anything better to do?

Just let them go.

(Yes its based off that pic from Veil)

#okay sansnomaly rant time. #ITS ABOUT. THE YEARNING. #one of the main themes of undertale is letting go #toriel lets go of her stubborness. letting you go and giving asgore mercy #asgore letting go of his anger #flowey/asriel accepting that chara is gone #chara refusing to let go of hating humanity... to the point of destroying themselves to take em down #and of course #us. #if we cant let go then neither can they. but thats tough. to let em go #we have that “perverted sentimentality”. #as mr alex hirsch says #“the first hardest challenge is to convince people to fall in love with your work" #“second hardest challenge is to create a finale because youre trying to break up with the people who just fell in love with you” #okay personal time #so guess whos semester is starting up again #so high chance i cant post as much as usual HAHAHHA oof #med school is gonna be a toughie ; w ; #ill try to interact but i probably cant draw as much anymore... enjoy this extremely rushed drawing... maybe ill clean it up one day #the brainrot is still strong though #thank you sansnomaly #keep trucking on everyone #sansnomaly #sans x self insert #sans x reader #junie art post

[tswwwit]

Wait, does the cheating thing on the bond always works? bcs that would be kinda freaky for R!Dipper like imagine you get pinned down by someone in the corner of a br or smthng and then said person kissed you and proceeded to explode into red mist and you literally have no idea what happened.

Also, would the constellation mark be a "cursed" Mark over the years, like you would give birth to a baby and the doctor says "😟 I am so sorry ma'am,,, I'm afraid your baby has the Cipher Companion mark. ( could also be something equally as science-y like Ursa Major, Constellation Calamation, etc idk)" And you just burst into tears.

Would that mean that dipper would get into a special program(demon wrangling program or smthng, demonologist? Maybe)? Or would the parents hide it away hoping that Bill would never take their child away?

(Sorry this au is just very interesting to me,,,, I hope u get more motivation, keep writing author 💪)

These are all options! The fun part of reincarnation AU being left ambiguous is that technically any of them could happen.

#Answers #Okay but for full transparency #I never really figured out what the 'cheating' consequence is #It's a nebulous concept since I've never had to write it happening #And left ambiguous because neither of these two are into anyone else - and as a writer I like to leave my options open! #I would assume that one of the few things they agreed on when making the contract was that unwelcome advances didn't count as cheating #But that the villain in question would get what was coming to them. Very Violently. They wanna step on a landmine? Let 'em have it #Dipper would have made a frowny face at the violence but agreed. Privately thinking well that's actually a *bonus* #A built-in defense system of sorts #(Something Bill was also thinking but absolutely phrased in the possessive aspect) #Whether or not the Consequences kick in before they meet again - their equivalent of their vow renewal - is up for grabs #Dipper trying to fend off someone only to have them burst into flames and/or blood would feel a terrified sense of relief #Who knows! Maybe Dipper has protection but has a chance for other actions before they meet again! #But the odds of that occurring are very slim. Partly due to his general awkwardness #And distinct hesitation on Dipper's part. Even though he *thinks* he should be enthusiastic #He looks at the person he's in bed with and just. It feels weird. Maybe because he hasn't (in his memory) done this before #Great job Dipper!! Someone in your bed and the best you can do is kinda grimace. Real sexy. #If he does ever manage to get up to something it's not even a tenth of the time he has with his husband #Dipper reincarnations are all very unfortunately attracted as hell to Bill Cipher and they're deeply alarmed by it #I do like the idea of different parental groups finding Dipper's birthmark and having different reactions #Perhaps a random incarnation of one of his family members ends up in charge of him one time #The results would vary *wildly* depending on who it was #On a scale of Mabel Mom to Ford Uncle how are you preparing this person for his invitable enhusbanding #(Stan remains pretty much the same but has a lot of bad marriage advice) #Wow that's a lot of tags even for me #I am going to queue this and sleep

[icewindandboringhorror]

I can't do much productively during the heat wave/health issue flare up/etc. like work on my games or anything where I have to sit at the computer/type for long periods of time, BUT.. I did passively sculpt a few tiny foods lol. I wanted to do one of my bigger usual sculptures, but those take so much more time and concentration, I thought something small just to keep my hands busy would be better.. close up photos look kind of weird and blurry from my camera settings or something, but overall they came out okay, especially in person.. Nearly the only reason I ever wanted to buy dolls as a kid was to get my hands on the miniature foods and plates and stuff that came with them, I've always just been obsessed with small versions of things like that, so.. why not make some! lol

#sculpture #ooops.. i could have posted this on the art blog but I forgor and do not feel like reuploading everything #into a new drafted post on a whole other blog.. not in this heat.. i have no patience lol #items are: tomato. asparagus. a four leaf clover (not food lol). some sort of folded bun or dumpling with meat inside (not based on #anything specific. I just wanted to fold a flat sheet of clay into a shape). pomegranate. cheese wheel. lemon slice. some sort of mushroom. #fish (not a real one. just made up. if it looks like any specific fish that'd be interesting). and fig. #I haven't been able to get many avocaodo pits to carve again. so sculpting. then is good for a tiny craft #WISH I COULD DO COSTUMES OR SOMETHING.. i have some pikced out. bundles of clothes laying on the floor of the closet #but GODS even before the heat wave it's just been so warm.. I know.. it's the summer. of course it's warm #but WHYYYyy............. what if it just snowed all year around and was awesome and beautiful and i was so cold and could wear 25 blankets #at all times.. what about THAT hmm?? .. the ideal.. #anyway.. my favorite is the pomegranate and the mushroom maybe #The fig is hard because in the pictures of figs I googled a lot of them have that sort of white powdery type of thing on the outside #that grapes and plums and stuff have sometimes and it's hard to convey that weird like.. sheen.. plus the purple with almost powdery blue #and little lighter specks plus streaks of light green and a little orangey on some of them. #It's okay in person I think but this doesnt show up as much in pictures. The cheese also looks betterin person than images. you can't tell #the slight shine in the pictures lol. but the pomegranates look cool and also photograph decent.. hmm #I should have made toast with an egg on it or something. that would be a nice addition #OH ALSO ASPARAGUS MY BELOVED.. though they look a little wonky. the cuticle pusher tool that I sculpt with in leiu of any actual sculpting #tools has a kind of triangle edge that was suite for the little leaf details of the asparagus so that was cool. its like..ALMOST right lol

[anormaladn]

would

would Yugo officiate the otomirga wedding

that'd be hilarious

#musing aloud #if none of these words make sense to you don't mind me #I think it's possible Tamirga and Yugo would meet in person during s4 #I should write down some interactions between them I think it could be interesting #Tami spent his life avoiding him but hey #world's about to end #might as well give a hand #help against Toross with Goultard and Joris #he's never calling Yugo “father” or anything of the like ever though #it'd be so fucking awkward to be married by him #but who else in the world would accept to do it #Yugo would have a less muddled view of him maybe even like him okay since he's started to calm tf down by the time they even meet #wakfu spoilers #i guess #am I starting otomirga posting? who knows #the wakfu hype is bound to die down with the end of s4 maybe it'll get quiet enough that I'll get comfortable with the idea #or maybe not #¯\_ (ツ)_/¯ #no one fucking cares Anormal

[starsandthorn]

yknow i was a little miffed when yoimiya got her second story quest but i can't even be mad that cyno's getting his. he's been around since manga days he deserves it

#personal stuff #delete later #like good for him. also who is that. i know a playable design when i see one #like we are FINALLY GETTING PERMANENT HERMANUBIS LORE. #ARLECCHINOOO. OH MY GODDD #I CANNOT BELIEVE SCYTHE ARLE REAL. i avoided looking at leaks for so long and her animations are SO nice wtf #her WING??? #OH MY GODDD??? SHE'S THE NEW WEEKLY BOSS??? #SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL. HER WINGS #HEY WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE. FURINA OR NEUVILLETTE STORY QUEST 2 WHERE? #are they pushing stuff back. no dain quest last patch no archon or equivalent quest this patch :( #yes i am soo excited to see her lines about the other harbingers #still biting the bars of my cage why are there so many black white and red hyv characters coming out at the same time #STILL CANNOT BELIEVE WE'RE GOING TO REMURIA. RIPS AND TEARS #OH SHIT IT'S RELATED TO PETRICHOR. WE'RE GETTING THAT TOO. #wtf kitty event was foreshadowing. new talking cat #so we're not getting dornman port... :( #oh hey cool dvorak is coming back #new horn instrument!! it looks neat #ah. windtrace :/ i'm not one for co-op events i was hoping fr something else. good for you guys though #NATLAN CRUMBS WOOO #okay. overall looks like a neat update i'm looking forward to petrichor a lot. PLEASE say gourmet supremos. PLEASE. #i've been waiting so long to see them please let them come back... #also arlecchino looks cool as hell. #a little disappointed that no furina or neuvillette or dain quest but what can you do. #maybe we'll get a dain one next patch since we're getting remuria now? probably not but i can dream #checked the voice actors list under the trailer. oh hey we're seeing childe again

[no-brand-gays]

anime resale stores here always have absolute mountains of love live figures from every iteration of the franchise with every character and costume you could imagine...except i've never been a figure girlie so i always just look over the shelf in awe because i can't really see myself buying anything. except, that is, for the early love live sunshine aqours figures with no legs. that, i would buy

#were these the first aqours figures ever?? they can't be right? #either way i remember just how early into lls this was #it's really burned into my memory i have no idea what they were made for though #i just always remember them. and their lack of legs #those shops always have the nice boxed up figures and then the ones that were brought to them without a box #left to sit forever in plastic bags on hooks on the store walls (until someone buys them) #some of those come in multiple pieces? like maybe stands or removable parts...? #but i always think it's gonna be one of these and i'm always so disappointed #cmon rashinban sell me one of the ugliest and most baffling love live figures of all time #personal #honestly it's not just figures i'm just really not much of a merch girlie #living in japan is slowly curing me of that though just because of how normalized it is for everyone to have character merch #i bought a really cute kanan keychain a while ago but then it fell off of my bag when i was out :( i still have no idea where i lost it #the normalization of it really helps though honestly #if you'd told me 2 years ago that i'd be buying little nitotan plushes of my fav characters to hold up to scenery while traveling and #take pictures of i definitely wouldn't have believed it #but that's just like a thing that anime girlies do here. i think it's really cute actually #i still haven't gotten around to actually bringing any of those plushes on trips because i forgot 3 times in a row #and then the next trip i took after that was with my family #nooooot a chance. oh my god there's no way i could've explained that and had them been like oh okay

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

#da2 #dragon age 2 #sebastian vael #listen in my defense..........i don't like bringing sebastian anywhere sksksks #okay look i seriously tried but every time i bring him somewhere i always think man i wish i had brought someone else #and also i do just forget about him! i finally added him to my party at one point and he had 24 points to spend... #that's how long i neglected him after i promised myself i was gonna use him more and then i didn't #it's not that i don't like sebastian as a character though i do tend to side eye him A LOT... it's just that i like everyone else more #even aveline like i'd take aveline over sebastian any day and that's saying something... or is it? i have a lot of feelings about aveline #whereas my feelings about sebastian could maybe fill a thimble...it doesn't help that in my canon run as a mage hawke #i romance anders and well... sebastian wants me to kill anders and my hawke is like 'do i approve of blowing up the chantry? complicated.' #'am i breaking up with anders for this? absolutely. do i still love him? mmhmmm. am i going to kill him sebby? i'd sooner set varric aflame #then sebastian threatens to bring an army to kirkwall and leaves so i can't say i have the greatest opinion on him #even the time where i did kill anders and he stayed in my party he was just... there #and then he glitched out and started t posing while asking if ed ever found out what anders wanted to do in the chantry so..... yeah #but even this playthrough where i'm playing as a lady warrior with a different personality and everything... i'd just rather use anyone els #also keep him away from bethany i do not approve sksksks she's too good for him #i want to understand and see the different angles of him like with the other companions but i've yet to convince myself to do it #also sebastian romancers out there can you like... explain? genuinely can you explain the appeal? i'm curious #because of all the love interests in da2 i look at sebastian and you'd think i'd maybe be more interested? but it's like... #i know about the chaste marriage and everything like that's fine i don't need sex to be a thing in the relationship but it feels less like #an asexual romance and more like... y'know... being with a priest and i guess that's just not one of my kinks? sksksks #i guess there's also the prince angle but i romanced alistair in dao and kept him a grey warden i don't really care about royalty power #and i don't have issues with him being a part of the chantry [well i do but yknow what i mean] since i romanced cullen in dai #and his whole deal with the chantry and magic and shit makes his romance interesting to me but sebastian is just.... a bit too much i think #i don't know i'd like to understand because i really don't but i also keep forgetting about him

[skitskatdacat63]

After deliberating over it for like a month+, I have finally changes my blog again :) thank you cofi for putting up with me constantly saying "ugh i wanna change my theme", I act like I'm moving houses 😭

#vettonso + brazil 2010 seb: MY FAVS #not sure about the colors still. im not really a green person hm #i rly liked the golden boy theme yknow 😭😭😭 maybe ill have to change it back to dark blue #even though i took so long trying to find a seb pic that had green in it for the pfp....ITS OKAY #anyways vettonso hand holding pic goes so soft 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #and as i said im just forever obsessed with brazil 2010 #did you guys know i like confetti? im not sure if its obvious.... #also does anyone know what my title is from 🤭🤭🤭 #i always wanna pick song lyrics so im always curious if anyone recognizes them #both this one and the prev one i really like #catie.rambling.txt

[grahamcore]

why is it that when will bites people it’s a serve and everyone is happy for him but when i do it suddenly it’s “bad” and “seriously concerning”

#it is 2023 people we need to end misogyny for christ’s sake #funny story though i once did actually bite someone in a public setting #purely on reflex but in my freshman year of high school i was playing spoons with a group of friends #you know where you have to grab the spoons and the one person who doesn’t get one is out #and so i go to grab mine and my friends is also going for the same one. and it skitters across the floor so we lunge and we’re on the floor #reaching under the table to grab it. and she shoved her arm in my face as she was grabbing and i just. bit. #i didn’t even think about it my mouth just opened and suddenly i was biting idk i have three siblings okay #but yeah my teeth left a mark that lasted the rest of the day and i felt awful but she thought it was so funny #so moral of the story is will graham should not be the only person allowed to bite people because maybe sometimes i also want to #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #hannibal nbc

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

Adhd will be like “you’re not dyslexic, you just don’t read the whole word. Good luck with math you dumb fuck”

#emma posts #there is more to dyscalcula and having trouble remembering how to spell long words #but these sure aren’t helping #me. learning Norwegian. reading the sentences and or putting words together to make one ‘I’m so fucking good at l this’d’ #okay. now spell the word for ‘difficult’ #me crying on the floor because I know it. I can read and hear it. but the letters blend together in my mind #it’s bad enough trying to do this with English. which is my FIRST LANGUAGE #but then it’s like ‘spell complicated words you are learning in another language’ and i feel like smashing my head on the carpet #I can’t speak it for the life of me though. which is actually getting frustrating #without an actual person to explain how to pronounce the words I’m failing so badly #but the primary reason I’ve been learning since April is to read it anyway #and listening is good too. harder though #I’m going to be so fucked up when I start taking Swedish lessons #the word means the same thing and also sounds almost the same (to an English speaker) #BUT THEY SPELL IT VERY DIFFERENTLY! #and with whole new letters #I’m going to write the Norwegian spelling and fail #I will admit that my plan to learn Norwegian first has been working otherwise though #them using fewer unfamiliar characters and being slightly more similar to English really is making it easier to learn #than Swedish first would be. maybe I’m just biased because I’m doing decently at Norwegian #but now when I learn a Swedish word it feels easier because i have two Germanic languages to compare the words to #and one of those languages is even another Nordic language! I dread finding Icelandic lessons though. but it will probably be several years #before I even attempt that! I am doing this because I want to be able to read old family records and objects but learning about #the linguistics of the language family both are in has been super fun and made it actually easier to learn Norwegian! #Spanish is the other language I want to learn but I’ve been putting it off #because it’s more for day to day utility and I can’t fixate on it the same way. I’m terrible at concentrating on it #plus. I’ve already had four Spanish classes so I figure I’ll at least have something to start from! I think I even kept my highschool notes #it’s been really frustrating figuring out which ‘the’ to use. having everything be masculine or feminine has probably been my biggest issue #when making sentences in it. also having had teachers from totally different dialects has been hard in the past #Mexican Spanish can be very diffident from the South American one my highschool teacher taught

[oscill4te]

this is mean but some people in college seem so unhappy and like they are only there bc pressure from their family, if that was me I'd just drop out (i did drop out my first year bc expenses + the degree i wanted wasnt offered)(im being anti-growth, as usual)

#i guess if your parents pay your tuition its harder to drop out but idk. i truly dont think everyone is made for college #if college was free i probably would go back bc it was fun. but obviously its not free. #txt #if your not even enjoying it and have no direction why even go though? if you enjoy it/have a plan thats different #at least after your first year or two #some people have been in college for years bc their parents want them to get a degree bur they just struggle academically #or are still not sure what degree they want to pursue and how to obtain the career they want after college #some people are in so much debt and seen directionless. i always feel like the evil person saying “Its not to late to drop out!” #maybe its“ sunken cost fallacy”.. the “ive paid so much money/am already here so i might as well finish” #in my opinion its okay to change your mind. you can have stability without a degree. maybe not the best pay jobs but you cn make it out oka #im just saying man. if i still chose to pursue college i think id kms from all the debt #im still paying year one off.. from 6 yrs ago lmao

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I like doomed narratives but my ultimate Wizard101 NPC ending is the Young Wizard living in a nice secluded place with all their friends (all the necromancers, Ceren, Nolan, fuck you Boris you can live outside, Dasein, the Schismist Soldier, Mellori and the Bat) like a little village but they're all roommates and they do things like farming and brewing hot tea on Sundays free from Ambrose and the rest of the damned Spiral

#ik thats a lot of people HALSJDLDHDH #but in my version of Wizard101 that's everyone's ending. they get to heal together #i know i said all of the necromancers but i think i like it better if duncan was like maybe separate #not because i hate him but because im a huge believer of not being able to heal when the person who hurt you is right there #AND EVEN THOUGH WE DIDNT HURT HIM ON PURPOSE we're still a source of his trauma and i cant see duncan living with us right away yknow #like maybe later on in life but i like him better on his own off in the spiral to see the world and humble himself #*with artur and susie because he loves them #BUT YEA my wizard lives with everyone else at the Very End. fuck you ambrose /lh but /srs #the odd ones out honestly are ceren and nolan bc iirc in canon they dont go thru any type of shit. theyre fine #the rest of the group i mentioned have FLASHBACKS. theres some Trauma Periodt. in their cereal for breakfast #but i mean ceren and nolan can come if they want its fine #i MEAN IT about boris he CANNOT COME #yeah i said the schismist soldier. thats just my personal fantasy ik he hates us #here i am saying duncan cant be around us but thr schismist soldier ABSOLUTELY cannot be around us. but in my world he can! im a hypocrite! #itd be funny if he was still like. just a liiitle bit obsessed but its not because of his inferiority and god complexes he's just gay for us #......yeah im biased okay look he's hot leave me alone /lh #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[sneakyboymerlin]

Why do so many people in this fandom obsessively treat Morgana like she’s nothing but some passive helpless eye candy who can’t make decisions for her own adult self and is just pushed and pulled and shaped by the men in her life… I’m serious, you all need to manage your misogyny.

#those fans have a tendency to ship her in the worst possible pairings too. won’t say what cause i don’t feel like trigger tagging for it rn. #and then they act like merlin was some sort of monster to her because they. like. refuse to rewatch the series or something idk. or at least #watch it through a normal non-radfem non-classist lens where you like. actually care about the oppression and not just morgana alone. #merlin was able to help her without revealing his own identity so that’s what he did… what’s not clicking #and you still ship them even though you apparently hate it so much ??? you make merlin’s view of morgana into one of objectification #and then ship it ???? just to woobify her as this innocent helpless white woman damsel in distress caricature #how does it not make you feel sick to turn her into an object like that #okay i admit this is vagueing @tio/dolma and their merry band of arm•r + m•rdana shippers #actually sickening #will definitely no longer be interacting with that person now 💀💀💀 #fandom critical #tw incest mention #tw csa mention #ish #because… m•rdana is weird okay they met when she was in her 20s and he was like 10 maybe. get out with that shit. same for merdr-d. bad. #tw misogyny