#on facebook babe?

[getaway-car-taylors-version]

#i created this and i’m proud #chappell roan #the rise and fall of a midwest princess #good luck babe! #facebook memes #trafoamp

[cozylittleartblog]

clown hours

new deltarune newsletter. i dont know how many characters are featured across the 50-ish valentines but i want it on record i only got queen and rouxls among mine. you will look at them

obviously toby fox knows my email personally somehow and knew exactly who to send me (joke. but also what are the odds)

#deltarune #rouxls kaard #queen #not art #deltarune newsletter #valentines day #queenkaard #oh my god they're in the same email together.......... babes wake up we got crumbs.............. #this isn't even crumbs this is like a hint of sauce somebody wiped on a door handle by mistake #i knew she had king blocked on facebook. #also there's another rouxls valentine directed at queen specifically and he 'forgot what she looked like' but he wants to be her #and i quote. 'valentines lackeye'. raised eyebrow emoji #i love them as either pals Or partners but boy whatever is going on in canon is miles funnier #please rb this post with what valentines you got i want to see them all. especially if there are more than 2 per character #the spamton one is also great. days since incident on the war thunder forums: 0

[justsharing101]

Abigail Lee hottest Asian on Facebook I swear. Look at her 😍🙌 that naughty smile 😈😈

#+18 or +adult only #18+ only #onlyf@nz #sexy content #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #hot asian babe #asian slave #asian sexy girl #asian chick #sexy asian women #facebook #sexy tease #sexy titts #sexy nurse #sexy mouth #asian goddess #asian wife #bbc bull #bbc for white #bbc breeding #bwc bull #hot gf #ex gf #ex girlfriend #ex wives #ex wife #cuckslut #cuckwife #cucklife #cuckhubby

[becca-e-barnes]

Becca what about DBF!Bucky fucking the reader until she squirts? I feel like he would be so cocky about it and would 100% try to get her to squirt again

🍑 anon

You're not wrong here, he would be so cocky and I nearly think he'd be condescending about it? In a very sexy way though 😩

I can't stop thinking of this with Bucky railing you while you're bent over the kitchen counter. The edge of the marble is digging in a little with how delightfully he has you pinned down. "Mhm, you feel like a dream." He grunts, marvelling in the glistening slick that coats his length as he drags himself slowly out of you before slamming back in again.

Your little yelp almost makes it sound like you had no idea he was going to fuck back into you so hard and it makes him chuckle quietly to himself.

"You take me like such a good girl, you know that? Happy to bend over anywhere for me and take every inch of this dick like it's all fucking yours." He can hardly control himself, his thrusts getting a little faster and it's just mind-blowing.

"Such a good girl for you, daddy. O-oh fuck, please, that's so good." You can't help but go a little stupid. His thrusts are punishing, hitting deep and hard at a pace that makes your legs a little weak but God, it's incredible feeling so much pleasure all at once.

His thrusts are landing a little too nicely though. It's a lot and there's no fucking break from it, not that you even really want one. You can feel the flutters in your tummy, gentle ripples of pleasure getting more and more intense with each thrust until you're babbling nonsense, almost ready to cry because it feels so damn good.

It doesn't take long for your head to fall onto your forearms and you feel all that build-up come to an earth shattering climax. It's a peak quite like nothing you've ever experienced before and you feel your body gushing in response, a stream of hot arousal pouring down the inside of your thighs.

Bucky's groan is fucking beautiful, clearly he didn't expect your body to react like that. "Oh god, good girls don't squirt like that, honey." His voice is so low it sends shivers down your spine.

"It really feels too fucking good for your silly little brain to handle, doesn't it? Dumb little thing squirting on daddy's cock. Go on baby, let me see you do that again. One more and then I want to feel that against my tongue."

#asks answered <3 #🍑 anon #becca writes spice #dbf!bucky #I am not made to be the bigger person #if the universe intended for me to be the bigger person I'd have been taller than 5'5 #and the level of toxic that is unleashed in me tonight #is unbelievable #like she REALLY sent me a whole big message thinking she was right #and then I replied #being the bigger person #and explaining things #and she'd already blocked me #on WhatsApp and facebook #like babe clearly I've been away too long and you've forgot how petty I am #watch me hand write my reply and send it to your house via fucking carrier pigeon if I have to #you need to be corrected and good god #I will take so much pleasure from doing that #at your age too #that's just embarrassing for you

[quarterprioritymidnight]

honestly this bastille merch drop is the most alive ive felt in years. actually good designs for once? bad blood jacket switcheroo?? dispatching over a month early even though they were presales???? accidentally printing taylor swift lyrics instead of bastille lyrics???????

#personal #and thats without the general typos and plagerism :/ #it just keeps going hire a new team babe im begging #i need the taylor swift one to be real so badly like that is so funny how did they even do that 😭 #maybe its cause i didnt actually buy any but ive been on bastille twitter bastille facebook bastille reddit #looking for all the gossip im obsessed #imma just wait for the twlitf one to go on sale or find it on depop i cant be dealing with those prices 🙃

[shpadoinkle-day]

#trey parker #matt stone #from Facebook #HONESTLYYYYYY THATS A SLAY FROM ME BABE #new fashion peak #im so annoying today sorry #but this is kinda life-changing

[amorremanet]

in honor of how many clones he xuan has running around the various realms at any given time, i’ve decided that a modern au he xuan should be engaged in absolutely msscribe and/or jordan wood/andy thanfiction levels of batshit ridiculous sock-puppetry on the internet

like, modern au he xuan should make msscribe and thanfiction seem like amateurs with their legion of sockpuppet accounts and how much chaos they can cause with said sockpuppets

#he xuan #beefleaf #sqx like 'aww babe whose life are you ruining today' while their gege is like 'TELL YOUR S/O TO STOP SPAMMING MY PROFESSIONAL FACEBOOK >:(' #sqx will be doing no such thing gege!! :( he xuan is very creative & needs to be allowed to express themself!! :( #rip shi wudu but if you would simply cite your sources properly & NOT FUCKING PLAGIARIZE from others' work then he xuan would not NEED to #spam ur professional facebook page with dramatically written allegations about said plagiarism that inevitably devolve into #some absolutely batshit gothic horror revenge fantasies…… QINGXUAN supports their creative endeavors & the fact that u don't means he xuan #is not obligated to care about ur opinions (in he xuan's mind & probably no one else's) #(at least hua cheng keeps acting like he xuan should care just because shi wudu dragged them into court about it that one time & got them #ordered to see a therapist. but he xuan doesn't care) #hua cheng is just being Weird About This because he ends up paying he xuan's lawyers' fees every time this happens; sounds like his problem #mine: text #mine: tgcf #mine: headcanons

[penroseparticle]

There's just something so... funny about complaining about a place catering to a demographic that's not yours.

#We can't make jokes about the aging tumblr demographics out of one side of our mouth #and then complain about all this millennial shit out the other #babe who do you think those aging populaces are #when do you think they were born if they're around their 30s right now #Like I don't go on Facebook and complain about boomer memes now do I #brb going to Pixiv and asking why everything is in japanese

[madoka-take-me-away]

Every time I hear about white women eating their placentas all I think about is Hannigram

#Hannibal would have a home birth tho #he’d spend months setting up the perfect Birthing Room in his stupid big house #living the Facebook mom group dream #he’d be so boss babe about his neonatal supplements #I have thought way too much about this #they’d name the kid something stupid like talon or griffyn istg #hannigram #Hannibal

[cupc4ke88]

🌹Finally Feeling Fridaylicious!🌹

*second post today

#fridaylicious #dan1elle6 #canva design #great day #happiness #twitter #facebook #instagram #friday #april #april 12th #end of the week #its the weekend #have a fantastic day #cupc4ke88 #tumblr #my tumblr #good afternoon #positivity #be positive #positive vibes #positive energy #second post today #heck yeah #heck yeah babe #babe #check this out #my art #dan1elle's art

[xzeta-reticulanx]

Emo.

#emocore #followers #ai #aiart #ai artist #facebook #amazing #emo community #instagram #babes

[existennialmemes]

If you want me to believe that "no one cares" about my gender or sexuality then you should probably stop commenting on every post you see about gender or sexuality.

Cause babe, it kinda looks like you care.

Honestly, I fucking wish you actually didn't care and could just keep scrolling in peace, but you do care.

You care so much it literally eats away at you to the point where you feel compelled to harass a stranger about it.

You really need to work on not caring more. Gotta practice that skill, because you're clearly having issues with it.

#queer #queer pride #this is a reference to something that happened on Facebook #obviously I'm going to screenshot this for Facebook #seriously though they literally trip themselves shrieking about much they don't care #but that sounds like caring babe

[elenadoeslife]

your first love hits different

#another day another vent-in-the-tags post #i came across a picture of me and my fiest boyfriend of five years today. picture must've been 10 years old at this point #found many more pictures of him and us on my dad's old pc #i can just feel my body pull and heart ache when i look at him in the pictures #wondering what my life would've looked like if i hadn't broken things off between us #we tried to stay friends and a couple of months later we went for a drink. when daying goodbye he moved in to kiss me #i was hesitant and stepped away. he couldn't bare having me in his life while not being together so he cut off all contact #don't get me wrong in any of my thoughts- i love babe whole heartedly and he's the only man for me now and in my future #it's just that nagging feeling burried deep. the 'what if's. what if i felt more confident about my body back then? #what if i hadn't moved on so quickly? what if i had let him kiss me? #i tried texting him telling him i was approved for gbp surgery (i broke things off because i was very insecure about my body) #he congratulated me and sincerely wished me all the happiness in the world but also asked me not to contact him again after this #it's been 7-ish years but every now and then i wonder how he's doing and what he's up to #he doesn't really have social media apart from facebook (and that page is private) and i only stayed in touch with his former best friend #but i'm not gonna ask him because i know they haven't spoken in years either #i've had plenty more relationships after him but i rarely ever think about those guys #am i okay? is this normal? lol #i should get my head out of this rabbit hole asap #add: the picture is almost 15 years old lol. my math ain't mathing. we met in 2009. not that it's important #i think i just moved on too quickly and didn't allow myself time & space to grieve. that's why he keeps popping up in my thoughts now & then