Soul: If I killed someone, would you tell on me?
Jiung: No, but I'd use it against you all the time.
Jiung: Like "Are you washing the dishes today or do I have to make a phone call?"
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Jongseob: Gaslight gatekeep girlboss and Mansplain manipulate malewife isn't very gender inclusive, so I present:
worship, weponize, womenize
and Terminate, terrify, taxivade
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Soul being his beautiful, weird, lovely self:
Keeho (sometimes embarrassed but mostly proud): THATS MY MF SON Y’ALL
Intak talking about his canker sore girls:
Keeho: what tf is wrong with this man????? 🤨
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jiung: so you speak French?
keeho: et tu bestie
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Chan: You sold drugs to Soul? He's just a child.
Soul: Correction, I am a lizard.
Jeongin: He asked if I had any, I have lsd on me, he had money, an exchange was made.
Lee know: Look at you. My little drug dealer. You make me prouder everyday.
Keeho: If I'm honest he's actually been calmer than usual. Not even weed does that. So we're good and I'm sorry he stole your lightbulbs.
Soul: My lizard brain told me I needed them for nutrients.
Keeho: This is almost normal for him.
Lee know: We got one like him.
Han: Did you know you can get extra nutrients if you rub it on your belly button? That's how aliens eat.
Soul: Keeho, he knows about my species can I be his friend?
Keeho: Yeah, yeah just give the nice people their lightbulbs.
Soul: *spits a light bulb into Han's Hand*
Han: Chan he's my new best friend.
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Theo: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jongseob: Do you want to hear what really happened or the lie I'm going to tell everyone else?
Theo: Start with the lie, it'll probably be more interesting.
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Soul: Look what I got!
Soul: [Holds up a snake]
Keeho: I gave you money for clothes shopping
Soul, not listening: What should I name him
Intak, from a different room: WILLIAM SNAKESPEARE
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Jiung: So, what's it like living with Soul?
Keeho: He once referred to sand as 'heterosexual glitter."
Jiung: ...
Keeho: I love him so much.
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theo: why do you have all these leashes?
jiung: they are for intak.
keeho: ooh, kinky!
jiung: no, keeho. they are for intak because he likes to just run around sometimes when we’re out. and i can’t constantly keep looking for him.
intak: i get lost sometimes. *pouts*
jiung: he gets lost sometimes.
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Soul: i'm sick and tired of being called a 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even once! nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude
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Soul: Oh, you like scaring kids too?
Jongseob: Yeah!
Soul: Maybe we should go out scaring kids to death together something!
Jongseob: Sounds good!
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