#parlor talk

[pallor-parlor]

To give you all the cuddles!! You looked amazing in last night’s pics ❤️.

Good morning, kind anon. Thank you 🥺💕🥰💖 Mind if I share a fresh one just after waking up?

#selfie #me #kind anons #parlor talk #good morning #soft body #thick thighs #gothicc #pet photobomb

[averaillisa]

I think they should be insufferable together. actually

#when hu tao canonically likes to scare/prank/unsettle people #and zhongli canonically likes to act dumb/play innocent/talk circles around people #im just thinking abt the stuff they could pull around liyue ajdlejfle #genshin impact #zhongli #hu tao #wangsheng funeral parlor #wangsheng duo #my art

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me) #you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/' #and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300' #needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case) #also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[cometrose]

one of my favorite things about zhongli is that he doesn’t shut up like i know we like to compare him to neuvillette and alhaitham but zhongli is like inverse of their signature traits. social awkwardness? quiet and reserved? zhongli does not care he will talk like he understands liyue’s social customs very well he just does what he wants. like yeah he’s calm and reserved but he’s not quiet and he enjoys socializing with humans like it’s one of his favorite things to do. the people of liyue describe as someone who is a little odd but very helpful and knowledgeable so he understands people and he seems pretty good at reading their intentions and behaviors so yeah he’s weird but he’s very popular cause he’s always doing shit

tldr zhongli is a yapper he will talk about anything and everything if you give him a chance he does not care if it’s weird or socially unconventional

#my post #zhongli #genshin impact #he’s a little empty headed idk #like he just likes people and talking to be people #like there’s probably some level of social awkwardness but it’s not #like i know every region got their ‘zhongli’ but listen the dude never shut ups #like i remember during lantern rite their is some chinese customs about who sits at the table or who performs certain tasks #even though zhongli says he’s not as important as hutao or xiao he still acts like the leader of the discussion and the table #like he probably knows the rules he just messes up or doesn’t care #remember when he was so interested in listening to xinyan’s music he invited her to perform at a funeral parlor #bro does not care he wants to indulge himself in his nation #suffers from never shutting the fuck up disease #he just doesn’t talk about himself #i mean all of them are pretty talkative in their own way #althaitham is wordy as hell but only when he wants to be #like i did his story quest recently #ooh blah blah blah academic dishonesty no integrity just a lot

[friendlessghoul]

Parlor, Bedroom and Bath - 1931

#buster keaton #joan peers #parlor bedroom and bath #1931 #1930s #silent film #talkes #film #comedy #cinema #movies #pre code #pre code hollywood #pre code film #damfino #damfinos #1920s #black and white #buster edit #vintage hollywood #slapstick #silent comedy #old hollywood

[sexysapphicshopowner]

More lesbians entangled in the throes of passion for 2024

#💅🏾💋 paramour parlor 💋💅🏾 #©️ sexysapphicshopowner llc #men dont interact #minors do not interact #lesbian romance #thats it #thats the tweet #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[cinna-bunnie]

heh i got a matching moonstone piece for my medusa 2 match my labret ૮ – ﻌ–ა good moonstone is so hard to find online !! i emailed the parlor i bought it from and as soon as they told me they had one in the shop i came thru immediately !! i like the bigger sized stuff :3c

they were so sweet to me too (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) i just came in 2 buy jewelry real quick but got to talk to everyone who works there n said what's up 2 my piercer, got a lil gift bag to take home with me. one of them ran down the street for me bc they thought i dropped some jewelry but it wasn't mine 😹 thanks for running over for me though 🥺 heheh i can tell that person in particular thinks I'm cute they're sooo nicey to me when i come in 🙈 i see u ♡⁠

#a v pleasant outing for something i just wanted to do real quick ૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა #god and the girl at the front counter... truly inspiring her aesthetic is always SO so good !!! her makeup is incredible her jewelry is #beautiful her fits are Great she is so so cute !!!! 🙈 I'm very gay for her it's like half of what makes going back to that parlor so good #my piercer is such a sweetie too ૮ – ﻌ–ა ♡ v satisfying 2 keep coming back n getting them. i feel like Their Canvas ykwim #as an ex piercer i took a lot of pride in my work and it did feel like art 2 me on a living canvas #and i just feel rly cute and happy w myself and i love the way my lil arrangements been coming along so far ૮ ᴖﻌᴖა #and i hope that makes them proud of their work too :3 we didn't get into it today but we did talk abt it last time ♡⁠

[cheesecakemermaid1048]

Tbh currant cream and pastel meringue would fit the Flower shop and Tattoo Parlor AU perfectly.

#cheese talks #flower shop and tattoo parlor au #currant cream cookie #pastel meringue cookie #cookie run #cookie run ovenbreak #crob

[umilily]

#lily talks #enstars #the menace has arrived #today i offer you dumb memes #tomorrow? who knows #i feel bad for separating him from his brother but my wallet is crying already #he'll just have to win big for me and i'll bring hiiro home #(is there a height limit to enter pachinko parlors?) #(he'll might have to sneak in) #(i don't think his little arms will be able to reach tho)

[dark-elf-writes]

To add to the rather phallic nature of the place, we also sold cigars and some of them were compensating for something😂 there was also a pinup in the logo 🤦‍♀️ I quit vaping three years ago so I haven't been in there for a hot minute but it hasn't changed much according to my friend who still vapes

Vape shops subclass as either selling sex or crystals and there is no in between.

#the elf talks #sometimes the crystals are meth sometimes they’re quartz #it’s really a matter of location #there is one (1) I know that subclasses as a tattoo parlor and perhaps unwisely that’s there I got one of mine

[pallor-parlor]

I didn't intend to go on a social media hiatus. Sometimes, my mental illness causes me to avoid things that I enjoy.

I'm currently on vacation and I will do my best to get caught up with all of your lovely messages. 🖤

#selfie #parlor talk #i am still alive

[wysteir]

You have to be at least a little deranged about SOMETHING IMO

What's the whole point of living if there's nothing in life that inspires you enough to be even a little bit of a freak abt it

LIKE MAYBE NOT AS DERANGED AS I AM BUT YANNOW

Something

#organic wysteir original #on living #save #most of the folks reading this are plenty freaky abt smth this aint about you #I see you I know what you are you are #KINDRED SPIRITS IS WHAT! *FMA MUSCLE HANDSHAKE* #you could be worse than me too that would be rad and epic actually #it aint a contest I just wanna see my friends living their best lives #dont die wondering #for however many tomorrows #I aint even THAT deranged Im literally hanging out in the area just past the gates of derangement #making small talk and getting to know all the other folks in the parlor over tea and biscuits #its so nice in here come join us!!!

[babygirltouya]

Kacchako flower shop x tattoo parlor au

#I know it’s cliche but it’s the perfect au for them #you can decide who works in the flower shop and who works in the tattoo parlor #kacchako #brie talks #angel dont look

[verycoolsnails]

YAYYY MISHA THEME!!!

MISHA 💖💓🩷���️💕💖💓🩷💖❤️💖💓💓💖🩷💓

#i loevev them so much did you know that #currently saving up for him and it is HELL after spending it all on sparkel .so many quests and not enough timw ......... #and . ouhhh havent had the chance to talk abt . shit what is it called . lemme go see real quick . #A CHILDS DREAM . yknow that one map with the text on the walls and the melted clocks and stuff . #that was done . SO incredibly well it makes me INSANE........... #so like . im 100.1% sure the speaker (who talks abt mikhail a lot) in that room is misha. #like that IS her voice right . im not going insane #its just . auuh... the dreams (or at least golden hour) in peacony are so childlike .... like . some of the puzzles are jigsaw puzzle ; #turn into a small cartoon character ; and help the cartoon character find his cartoon gears . #and then you get to clockie . who can only be seen by someone w a childs innoence (or smth around those lines) #and that misha can see clockie . which like . cool right ? yeab. UNTIL YOU GET TO A CHILDS DREAM .. #where theres something just ... sososo off . #and its ... its just gotta be misha . its gotta be . idk if theres anything outside of main story im missing (there probably is) #BUT . augh . auf even . #childs dream still has these childlike qualities to it (the paper birds; walking on walls) but just ... more warped #(the general atmosphere of the place; the monsters even .) #the music having a music box to make the tone of the song more distressing ... how its so much more smaller than golden hour .. #aughhhhhh ... its just such a good parallel..... i could talk abt it all day really . #anyways . i WAS going to tell u abt my misha theory (which may or may not be confirmed) bu t i got DISTRACTED. #uhh anyways . my theory is that misha is somehow trapped in peacony . #when misha goes onto the parlor car they mention that theyve never been outside of peacony before and that she can t stay for long . #which i imagine is very normal! BUT its this combined w her lock motif (pupils; most of the doors in childs dream) thag make me suspicious #i mentioned before that golden hour has a very childish quality to it. and that misha has that childish quality. #okay well . what if mishas being kept there so that golden hour can keep on being a dream for other people? #and so that would make golden hour mishas dream. (or part of his dream? could be more people the familys keeping) #and that would imply that childs dream is . well . mishas nightmare . #uhm . i think thats it ..? if i come up w anything else ill . ramble abt it somewhere . definitely not the most eloquent but #i hope i got the point across <33 #i think its an understatement to say i love misha . i LOVE MISHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[beau-rebloga-coisas]

Whenever USAmericans say that biden is leaning left I gotta laugh because that isn't a leftist. If an average centrist saw brazilian aid polices they would die from cardiac arrest. If they saw our healthcare they would fall down foaming by the mouth. If they saw our job laws they would start speaking in tongues and throwing up.

#bernardo talks a lot #it's not perfect #but whenever i see USAmerica talk about how Biden is so leftist I gotta go no? You guys barely have a left #the most you have is left-leaning centrists and like #for sure the current president is being more centrist here but still we have free healthcares #and good job laws like one month of paid vacations and 13th salary to compensate the extra month we work and also if they fire you without #any justification they have to pay you a fine and you get 6 months on unemployment aid #the healthcare also takes care of food safety and general safety like tattoo parlors #so like we don't have salmonella outbreaks every 2 months #like whenever USAmericans whine about free healthcare being impossible I am like how did an “underdeveloped” country has one of the most #encompassing ones? #like our native brazilian polices still suck but they're going somewhere #our environment polices also aren't perfect but illegal lumber activities have gone down in the last year

[welcome-to-green-hills]

When the Wachowskis go get ice cream, they sit on the curb outside and each member counts all of the assigned color of cars they can find, and whoever gets the most wins the game, much like what Carl and Russel do at the end of Up: "that might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most."

#My heart man…. #This reminds me of me and my family. #My mom was a trooper. She was and still is. If there was leftover money from her paycheck she would buy all three of us a large cup of ice.. #… cream from Friendly’s (when they were still around) and we’d sit by the curb to wait for the clock tower in town to chime at the hour #The shop is gone and the clock tower is out of commission but I’ll drive by it every once in a while with my mom and we’d sit with an ice… #… cream we’d get at the NEW ice cream parlor and talk #But now I get to treat my mom😎😎😎 And I get to buy her her own cone! #…. I don’t know why o felt compelled to share that. Guess it was just a happy memory #mystery anon #off topic