#patrol!joel

[toxicanonymity]

Hey love your work could you please do a Joel story where reader is virgin/ naive and they are on patrol or something similar. They get cold and Joel convinces/ tricks the reader to strip for warmth and starts touching her saying he just wants to keep her warm and she can keep him warm by using her mouth on him…. dubcon/noncon. Please? Thank you? ily?

Patrol

1.3k | CREEPY!Joel x naive virgin f!reader

joel master list

NSFW 18+ Dubcon/noncon nudity & sex acts: dry humping, vaginal fingering, oral sex; manipulation; idk what else to tag, but cannot stress enough what a creep he is or how naive reader is.

You’re relieved when Joel is your patrol partner.   You’re new to the job and he’s more than capable of protecting you if it comes down to it.  You’re posted at the top of a hill near a shack.  Joel has a sniper rifle set up, but in all the times he’s been posted there, nothing has ever happened.  Each of you has a blanket, but it’s not enough to stay warm.  Your ass is freezing against the cold ground.  

A bitter gust of wind hits, and Joel scoots over, wrapping you both in his blanket.  He smells like pine, whiskey, and dried sweat.  He rubs your arms, then starts to get behind you.  

“Come on now, don’t be shy,” he says.  “Can’t get warm keepin’ to yourself like that.” 

He persuades you between his legs, and you have to admit you’re much warmer that way.  Your ass especially benefits from the heat of his loins.  He offers you a swig of whiskey. You’re of legal age to drink, but you’ve never really done it.  He says it’ll help warm you up. He hooks his arm around you and holds the bottle up to your lips.  It tastes awful and burns your throat, but he’s right, you get a little warmer.  

You sit like that for a while.  He hugs you close and his pants harden against you, which makes you tingle between the legs.  You’re a little ashamed at how your body is reacting when he’s just being a nice guy, trying to keep you warm.  Joel looks at his watch.  

“We’ve got about an hour break now.  Why don’t we go up in the shack to get a little warmer.”  You didn’t know both people could break at the same time on a patrol.

-

Inside the shack, there’s a decrepit sofa facing a window in the same direction you’re supposed to patrol.  Without the wind, you’re already much less cold.  You sit down on the couch.  Joel suggests it’ll be better if you double up the blankets so you can both get under two layers.  Makes sense to you.  You snuggle up to him under both blankets.  

“Still cold?” he asks.  

“A little.” 

“Here, lemme show you somethin’.  Trust me for a second?”   

“Okay.”  He’s so capable and protective, of course you trust him.  

He takes off his jacket and lifts his shirt up a few inches.  Then, he lifts your shirt up, too, and your breath hitches.  You swallow and don’t say anything.  He pulls you up against him and his skin is so warm against yours, it feels like heaven. Your heart races.

“How’s that feel?”

“Warm,” you say.  It also stirs something in your core, but you don’t tell him that part.  

“That’s right.  That’s why people take their clothes off and get really close when they’re cold.” 

You don’t know what to say. You get a whiff of the whiskey on his breath.  

He continues, “Might sound like a silly idea, takin’ your clothes off when it’s cold, but you feel it workin’ already don’t ya?” 

“I guess so. . .” You’re embarrassed.  Something about this feels strange, but you also don't want to seem even less worldly than you are if it's something people really do.

“It’s alright now, darlin,” he says softly as he unbuckles his belt.  “We’ll just give it a try, see if it helps.” 

He smiles kindly and reaches over to help you unbutton your pants.  “Your core right here, that’s the warmest part of the body.  This and your mouth,” he says, running his hands over your stomach and the front of your pants.  “It’s like a furnace.”  He pats your zipper, then unzips it. Your cheeks burn.  “And your heart, here,” he pats your chest, “it’s important for heat, too.”  

A small nod is all you can muster.  “I’m just a little shy, to, uh-”

“Oh it’s okay darlin, it’s okay. I won't look.  You just come on back under here when you’re all set, okay?”

“Okay.”  You breathe a sigh of relief.    The room is cold as you hesitantly disrobe.

-

A minute later, you’re naked under the blanket except your bra and underwear.

“There ya go, darlin.” 

You settle in against his naked body, curled up shyly as a small spoon.  His arousal presses between your thighs.  His hand comes to your underwear.  “Whoops. Don’t forget, this is one of our furnaces.”  He starts to pull them down.  

“Want me to show you another trick real quick?” You don’t answer. 

“I can give you a real strong burst of heat.”  You freeze and say nothing as his hand slides into your panties.  Several fingers wedge between your thighs, engulf your whole front in a hug, massaging you in a circular motion.  Then, two fingers glide further, rubbing against your warm, wet folds.  He pulls down the back of your underwear and nestles his hard package in your crack, rolling it into you and breathing heavily as he massages your throbbing clit.  Tension coils in your core.  

You don’t know what to make of any of this.  You aren't stupid You aren't a child. It’s clearly turned into something sexual.  But he’s so nurturing and protective, you feel like he has the best intentions. 

His middle finger enters you and he whispers, “warmest part, right here,” then adds another finger with a sigh.  His hardness moves against your crack and he grunts softly.  Your hips slightly rock into his hand. “There ya go,” he says.  “You’ve got the right idea.”  He returns his fingers to your clit, trying different strokes, and when you softly moan, he stays with that one.  He pets you faster and faster until the tension bursts and your body jerks.  You’re not cold at all as your clit pulses, releasing the blood back into your body.  

He pulls your panties back up.  “It’s okay if you don’t wanna take these off,” he says.  You’re relieved.  His big, hard cock intimidates you.  It’s uncomfortably close to your holes.  “There’s another way you can get me warm.”   You gulp. 

“Here, turn over for a sec,” he says.  Your ears burn and you can hardly make eye contact as you face him.  He takes your hand and puts it on his hard cock.  

“Feel this?  Why don’t you wrap your warm little mouth around it, see if that helps me?” he asks.  You feel obligated since he made you come, even if you never wanted him to.  

“Um, okay.  I mean, i’ve never. . .”

“It’s okay, darlin’, it’s all about stayin’ warm.  Nothin fancy. You stay under the blankets too, okay?  Don’t let that heat out.”  

You get between his legs and take his stiff cock in your hand.  You’ve felt a few guys harden against you while making out, but you’ve never held a naked one.  It's smoother than you expect, and when he thrusts into your hand, the skin moves on the shaft.

You take him into your mouth and he moans softly.  “There ya go,” he says.  You seal your lips and suck like you think you’re supposed to, and he twitches in your mouth.  “You’re doin’ great, darlin’.”  

His hips begin to lift rhythmically, and you gag but keep your mouth sealed.  His hands come to your head, pushing you down, making your eyes water as you gag more.  You want it to be over as soon as possible, so you don’t complain.  You try to do a really good job.  Finally, he pulses inside you and his cum hits the back of your throat.  You choke a little, then swallow it down.  

“You alright?” He asks.  You don’t answer.  “C’mere, darlin.”  He opens his arms and you lie on top of him for a few minutes.  Then, he says the break time is over and it’s probably best to get back on the hill.  You're uncomfortable, but you remind yourself he'd probably save your life in a heartbeat, so it's a small price to pay.

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Tag List @tonysterco

#joel miller x reader #creepy!joel #dark!joel #dark!joel miller #joel miller fic #joel miller #pedro pascal #pedro pascal fic #toxicanonymity ☠️ #ask box #perv!joel #perv!joel miller #tw: everything #patrol!joel

[penvisions]

by the grit of sandpaper {masterlist}

Pairing: Jackson! Joel Miller x F! Reader

Summary: Joel Miller is a gruff as they come, the world having changed him for the worst. But settling in Jackson with his brother changed him for the better. He's known around town as someone to help, whether it be with home repairs, construction, and hand carved trinkets. An offhand comment from you inspires him to branch out and create helpful kitchen wares. And it seems everyone has been gifted one from him, except for you. It makes you rethink the casual friendship you had developed with the man that had just begun to expand beyond patrols.

Word Count: 44.5k - ongoing

Warnings: canon typical violence, canon typical language, pining, unrequited feelings, joel a little mean in this, heart of gold joel, carpenter joel, woodworking joel, artisan joel, patrol partnership, mild injuries, confessions, lots of feelings, angst, hurt and comfort, joel miller's hands need their own warning, arguing, heated interactions, smut, p in v, unprotected p in v, oral (f and m receiving), jealousy, more to be added as the story develops!

A/N: hinted at this back around the holidays, but will soon be committing time to bring this to life!

ao3 link || main masterlist || ko-fi

fic teaser || fic teaser no.2 || sneakie peek || olive's song

chapter 1 || chapter 2 || chapter 3 || chapter 4 || chapter 5 || chapter 6 || chapter 7

epilogue

#dev writes #fic: by the grit of sandpaper #tlou #tlou fanfic #tlou fanfiction #tlou fic #the last of us #the last of us fanfic #the last of us fanfiction #joel miller #jackson! joel miller #joel miller series #joel miller smut #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller fanfic #joel miller fic #carpenter joel miller #artisan joel miller #woodworker joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller x you #angst #pining #unrequited feelings #hurt and comfort #jackson era #jackson era joel #patrol partnership #ao3 link #ao3 fic

[elliespuns]

"Present only in body, the rest is with him."

#the last of us #tlou #ellie williams #ellie tlou #joel miller #joel tlou #ellie and joel #the last of us game #tlou game #the last of us part 2 #tlou part 2 #birthday ellie #patrol ellie #jackson ellie #seattle ellie #santa barbara ellie

[torturedspoetsdepartment]

giraffes become a symbol of love for joel and ellie. giraffes remind them of a single moment when everything was okay, when ellie was laughing and smiling and joel was overjoyed to see that side of her again. giraffes remind them that it’s not time that heals wounds. it’s each other.

joel finds her a stuffed giraffe on patrol and ellie almost cries when he gives it to her (no, she won’t admit it). she names it joel jr. and sleeps with it every night. when they’re redoing ellie’s room, joel asks if she wants to get rid of the framed giraffe on the wall. she says “no!” so quickly that it startles both of them. she draws a giraffe and joel puts it on their fridge. they find a national geographic magazine in the jackson library and cut out all of the giraffe pictures inside. when they can’t find the words to say they love each other, giraffes say it just fine.

#love is stored in the giraffe #i do think they say “i love you” bc i’m a sap #but on days when that seems a little too much #ellie just flings her plush giraffe at joel’s head and hopes he gets it #he shows all of her drawings to the people he patrols with #it’s their Thing #tlou #tlou hbo #the last of us #the last of us hbo #hbo tlou #hbo the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams #mine

[be-an-echo]

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#“wait lemme fix it I don't want you to freeze” #“how are u not cold?” #“oh it's the love that's keeping me warm” #“jesus Tex that was too sweet even for you” #“what can I say I am the romantic type” #“I'd prefer you to say nothing” #it's been sitting in my drafts for a while so thanks cata for reminding me #i love them being silly #patrols can be boring #i really wanna continue with their winter shenanigans but ive been sick and its painful to breathe #tess servopoulos #joel miller #joel x tess #tess lives #tessjoel #tess tlou #joel tlou

[apolloskazoo]

ok but joel bringing back things from patrol to give to ellie. obviously he doesn’t find something every time but when the patrol finds old abandoned buildings or stores he looks through and always tries to find something for ellie, either because he thinks she’ll like it or because it’s something people before the outbreak used a lot and he wants to show it to her. he brings back rubix cubes and old kid’s toys, dusty forgotten books and broken action figures, strange looking hats and sometimes even old items that don’t work anymore. his best finds are always things she’s interested in, like space books or old art supplies, but ellie’s favorite things are always the things he’s excited about

she likes to hear him talk about the things he grew up with, and she likes to hear stories about items people used pre-outbreak. sometimes he finds some sort of toy he used to play with as a child, or something sarah used to own, and ellie likes to listen to him tell stories about them and talk about whether or not he thinks she would’ve liked them if she’d grown up with them too

at the end of the day he always gives her whatever he finds, thinking she’ll ignore or throw away at least some of the items, but little does he know every single thing he’s ever brought back from patrol is safely tucked away in one of ellie’s drawers for her to keep forever and cherish for as long as she can

#back on my tlou grind #kinda obsessed w joel getting ellie little gifts from patrol #and ellie keeping and cherishing ALL OF THEM #even if it’s something she doesn’t understand or hardly uses #tlou #the last of us #the last of us hbo #ellie williams #joel miller #ellie and joel #joel and ellie #hbo the last of us

[skoulsons]

You know those hugs when the girl who’s shorter than the guy does a running hug and she sort of jumps and her arms go over his shoulders and his come around her back and he lifts her off the ground and leans back slightly and he spins her around slightly as her face is in the crook of his neck and shoulder. that one. yeah. joel and ellie.

#you know the one #I wish I had a screenshot as an example #but it’s THAT one #like Ellie comes back from her first patrol or something #and she’s all excited and Joel’s there #and she runs to him #the last of us hbo #the last of us #joel miller #ellie williams

[ramunegrief]

They never left the dessert.

BUT -

I present to you : They Never Left The Bread Bridge

(Explanation in tags below!)

#The way Grian tried to become friends with Joel at the beginning of session 3 #JIMMY MAKING THE ALLIANCE NAME FREAKING BAD DOGS #the “bad” part is killing me #not just bcs he and Martyn became emo paw patrol ripoff #limited life #For some reason it became my fav season #But i can't really tell why #bread bridge #jimmy solidarity #grian #smallishbeans #3rd life #kinda #dessertduo #dessert duo #watch me tag it twice #bad boys

[toxicanonymity]

Love ur fics so much! Do you ever plan to do a pt. 2 to creep/patrol joel??

Thank you so much! I'm chaotic to where I might say I'm not gonna do something (or not soon) then immediately do it, so take everything I say with a grain of salt.

Patrol Joel is so creepy I felt like I needed a shower after writing it lol (not in a bad way, I thought it turned out good, it was just kinda icky to step inside him if that makes sense). I almost wondered if it was too creepy for some people bc It was last by a lot in the sequel poll* and doesn't really get asks.

HOWEVER, having just revisited it - since the Patrol reader is an innocent virgin, I wouldn't feel right leaving her that way forever. . . .

*If you're thinking, "you still haven't done a Just the Tip sequel and it won the poll," you're right lol. I still want to at some point, but meanwhile I did a JTT blurb and initiated Left in Lincoln since people seemed to like the virginity loss part of Just the Tip.

Incidentally, Lincoln!Joel has similar creep energy as Patrol! Wow, full circle.

I'm taking note of this ask for sure, putting it on my Tim Rockford style board. Thanks for mentioning it because sometimes they're out of sight, out of mind.

#toxicanonymity writer's room #Patrol #patrol!Joel

[ellies-enrichment]

#the last of us part 2 #tlou part 2 #joel miller #ellie williams #incorrect quotes #mine #if i ever were to lose queue #and then they watched movies all night and slept all day sorry tommy & dina do your own patrols

[elliespuns]

I think that these three stages of Ellie were the healthiest.

When Ellie was 14, her body shape perfectly matched her childlike weight and appearance (considering all the traveling, bad conditions, and lack of food, she still looked quite healthy for a kid). When she was 17, I think it was the part of her life where she was not at all striving; she was ravishing. At 19, in her patrol era, Ellie still looked a lot like she did at 17 (maybe even at 18, since we never got to see this part of her life). After this, she started struggling, and it started to show. I would still love Ellie no matter what; it's just so heartbreaking to know that before Joel, the girl was leading a good, healthy life, and after him, she somehow just gave up.

#the last of us #tlou #ellie williams #ellie tlou #ellie and joel #baby ellie #patrol ellie #jackson ellie #the last of us game #tlou game #the last of us part 1 #the last of us part 2

[actual-changeling]

Ellie takes promises seriously, or rather, she wants to take them seriously, but it is still hard to trust people sometimes, even Joel. After he lied to her about the hospital, they eventually figured it out, sure, but now a nagging voice in the back of her head whispers, what if he is lying again with every 'I swear' or 'I promise' that leaves his lips - and she cannot help but think that it might be right.

However, she does trust Joel enough to tell him about that, and after a few days of him gritting his teeth and mumbling, inadvertently blaming himself, and trying to fix it, he does present her with a solution.

"A what?"

"A pinky promise: you lock pinkies, and it makes it count."

Ellie stares at her own hand, wiggling her fingers, and trying to decide if this is the stupidest thing she has ever heard or something that might actually be helpful. His expectant gaze weighs her down more and more the longer the silence stretches around them, and when she lifts her head, the smile on his face seems more tense than anything else.

"How is it different from a normal promise?", she asks, but she also shuffles closer to him on the couch and rests her cheek on his shoulder, Joel's arms a glowing embrace keeping her warm, keeping her together. She can feel his lips brushing over her hair when he responds, and maybe it can be stupid and helpful at the same time.

"You don't break pinky promises, ever. I used to do it with Sarah when she first started preschool. Pinky promised to come back for her, and I did every single time."

When his fingers fill the empty spaces between her ribs, her heart flutters with something akin to fond excitement, and she can't help the smile tugging on her lips as she gives in.

"Sure, we can do that. But if you ever break one, I will kill you."

Joel's chuckle vibrates through her skull and comes to rest at the bottom of her stomach, warm and comforting and a promise all on its own.

It does become something they do afterwards, hesitantly at first but then for anything and everything, and the splintered trust hanging fragilely between them sprouts new leaves and heals itself from the inside out.

They do it before she leaves for school over breakfast, locking pinkies and saying "I'll be here when you come back" or "I will pick you up later," and no matter which one it is, Joel sticks to it. There's "You get to choose the movie tonight" and "I really am okay, promise" after Ellie's nightmares leave even Joel absolutely terrified, and she curls up against his chest and exhales the weight on her shoulders when he promises to keep her safe, mumbles that carry her through her dreams all night long.

There is "You won't get hurt," "I didn't eat your chocolate," "I will come back," and "You matter to me."

There is "It wasn't your fault" and "I'm sorry". There's "You didn't fail me" and "I will never let you go, never send you away."

In the dead of winter, snowed in and surrounded by blinding darkness that tastes like sharpness and metal, like hands holding her down and blood coating her skin, her pinky shakes when Joel wraps his around it, but she finds his eyes and doesn't look away.

Promise me, she starts, and she doesn't really know how to finish it.

Promise me spring.

Promise me warmth.

Promise me that he won't haunt me forever.

Promise me that I deserve to be here while everyone else isn't.

Promise me you love me.

Joel cups her cheek with his free hand and presses a kiss to her forehead, both of them hidden away beneath layers and layers of blankets.

I promise, he says, and when their breaths mix in the small space left between them, their eyes both golden and tired, she squeezes his finger and he squeezes back, and it means everything all at once.

Promise, they say, over and over again, and they keep every single one.

#alex writes tlou #the last of us #tlou #joel and ellie #joel miller #ellie williams #fanfic #the last of us hbo #tlou hbo #can you believe that this was supposed to be like two sentences and not it is almost 700 words #i shouldnt be surprised that it keeps happening BUT IT DOES AND I KEEP BEING SURPRISED #also fucking pinky promises man i need them to do that i need it i need it so bad #it is exactly what they would do #just silently lock pinkies before joel goes on patrol and they dont say a word but they both know it means #please come back #i promise i will

[be-an-echo]

It's a date!

#tess servopoulos #joel miller #joel x tess #joel tlou #tess tlou #ive been sitting on my knees for 7 hours because of this #my personal barbie dolls #patrol dates #protect at all costs #tess lives #joel lives #married and happy cant convince me otherwise #ok im done #spotify play landslide by fleetwood mac #now im done

[the-blind-assassin-12]

You’ve been the only thing that’s right in all I’ve done

#run #snow patrol #final straw #tunes to type to #writing playlist #survivor blues : joel POV #light up light up as if you have a choice #even if you cannot hear my voice #I’ll be right beside you dear #Spotify

[elliebeanwilliams]

game!joel is so wild in Boston with Tess and ellie like he’s in Protector Mode he’s taking direction from Tess and then clearing a path immediately like when they dive under the metal door and he’s just been GRABBED and there is a SEVERED ARM ON HIS ANKLE and the infected are throwing themselves against it he’s got both of his arms out on either side of him to keep Tess and Ellie back as if he’s gonna be able to shield them should the door break like. this man is crazy

#things I fixate on when replaying: Joel’s actions #and the way he reassures Ellie in the state house #constantly without hesitation #playing on this difficulty level makes me feel closer to him bc I too am panicking constantly and have high blood pressure #the last of us #tlou #joel miller #I will alwyas be thinking about that post that was like game Joel runs on anger and rage but hbo joel runs on fear #it’s so true I mean this man in the game has a few moments of sheer terror in the first arc #when the fedra patrol shows up for one and I think the other when Tess tells him she’ll sacrifice herself #fuck! #ellie and joel #tess servopoulos #the last of us part one #the last of us hbo #ellie williams

[apolloskazoo]

ellie finding paw patrol themed bandaids around jackson & snatching them & bringing them home bc she thinks they’re funny. her seeing joel asleep on the couch and trying to stifle her cackles as she starts putting paw patrol bandaids on all of his scars (he’s a hardened apocalypse survivor, he’s got a lot). him waking up and ellie being unable to hold in her laughter, and she tells him not to take them off no matter what

joel going out on patrol a couple of hours later covered in paw patrol bandaids

“joel what—”

“don’t ask.”

#the idea of joel taking out a ton of clickers like a badass while being covered in little kid themed bandaids is sending me #I love it #plot twist joel was awake while ellie was putting them on bc he’s a light sleeper #but he pretends to sleep and be shocked when he wakes up just to make her laugh #tommy makes fun of him SO MUCH when he gets to the dining hall with them on #ellie is v proud of her work and the citizens of jackson #who are normally very very afraid of him #are very confused #some are even brave enough to come up and say “hey I love ur bandaids” #joel rolls his eyes #but he loves the compliments lmao #inspired by my friend giving me a paw patrol bandaid #it’s on my thumb as I type this #marshall sky(e?) and the girl one are on it #Idk her name and I only knew the Dalmatian as “the coward one” until a friend corrected me so #anyway any hardcore paw patrol fans out there wanna tell me who tf the girl one is #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams #joel miller #ellie and joel