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#please let this work out
heylabodega · 21 days
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Ok, UNIVERSE in the interests of trusting you not to smite me for having hope, here is what I'm excited about for living (mostly) alone:
I will no longer have to keep salt next to my bed because I can keep salt next to my COUCH where can eat instead.
I can keep all my toiletries and stuff in the bathroom and take as long as I want in there so I won't have all the lotions/serums/backup q-tips/extra toothbrushes clutter in my one little room.
All of my OTHER items can be distributed throughout an apartment so that my bedroom is less cluttered and I sleep so much better.
I CAN HAVE PEOPLE OVER. And indeed with the rent increase I will have to. But I can invite people for dinner, for a movie. After! a! date! Come on in, I'll say. Do you want a cold seltzer? Do you want a Haagen-daz bar? I keep both stocked. Can I get you a glass of wine? Do you need to shower here? There are clean towels in the bathroom. Oh what lovely flowers, you didn't have to do that. Let me grab a vase. Here, sit down, I made one of the dips from the Alison Roman book. Jk it's lipton's onion mix.
Oh, I've come home and I am tired and I have to pee and here is my apartment, as I left it, the bathroom is free, I can turn on music and flop down on the living room floor and work in all the different rooms and picture myself as Carrie Bradshaw and no one will talk to me.
Oh are you in town? Sure, you can stay with me. There's fresh sheets on the other bed. Do you need a jacket? It's colder than it was supposed to be take one of mine. I'm sure you're tired we don't have to talk tonight I'll see you in the morning. There's a water bottle next to the bed. There's an extra toothbrush in the bathroom.
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stardustedknuckles · 3 months
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Went to interview at a dog training place yesterday and it was after hours but already so evident that the couple of dogs still there were SO well trained and so JOYFUL to be given tasks, we talked for two hours about dog training theory so she could see where I was and how receptive I was to new information or correction and like. There's a really good chance I'll not only be around to help out but also to grow the business, because she's literally the owner and only worker right now and she's been doing this long enough to know it's sustainable and she's ready to look at a bigger space and also I can't stress enough that she's a short butch in her 40s who lives with her partner and. What was I saying.
Oh right. Going back to daycare today, after zoning in so hard on training and good dog behavior and such was SO HARD because it had never been so obvious before how useless the idea of a daycare is where dogs are shoved in a room and left to mill around bored out of their little skulls in a space with no toys or enrichment. Like. The trouble makers are behaving very normally for being a completely bored animal. Seeing those other dogs locked in and waiting for cues and commands, relaxed on their cots without so much as a "stay" command VS these dogs deliberately provoking reactions from humans and dogs alike, just. I want this training job so badly. I've never been interested in working to line the pockets of some shareholder, but making THE difference in someone's day by showing up and helping and getting to learn because of it is everything to me.
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deadnamed · 2 months
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things will work out, I will figure it out like I always do. things will work out, I will figure it out like I always do. things will work out, I will figure it out like I always do. [I repeat it like a prayer] [I haven’t stopped shaking] [my tears run like a river]
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anonymous-prince · 7 months
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my aunt convinced my parents to finally take me to the optometrist!! i've been asking them for months, and constantly bring up how bad my vision has gotten over the last few years (and especially the last few months have been very noticeably worse). they refused or ignored me every time. but i brought it up the other day while my aunt was over and mentioned that they won't take me, and then suddenly today they told me they got me an appointment??
i also brought up how they're refusing to pay for me to get certified copies of my birth certificate and refusing to take me to get my ssn card. and refusing to take me to get my learner's permit, refusing to teach me to drive, refusing to let me get my driver's license, etc. so my aunt said that if we can just get them to help me get my ssn card, then i can go with her son when his friend takes him to get his permit in december or january!
my aunt is by no means a good person (she's awful, actually) but omg i love her so much right now. looks like she's gonna be my best bet for getting all this stuff done so i can finally leave this place. who'd've thought lol
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laweyd · 7 months
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🌟 My supernatural horror comic "IT ALL ENDS WITH ME" is now out at ShortBox Comics Fair!!
100+pages/£10 /digita
A theatrical fairytale-inspired horror story about a maid working for a mother and a daughter at an abandoned castle.
It will be available exclusively at the (free) fair throughout October!
Please enjoy and I hope you guys wil enjoy what I've been working on the past 5 ish months!! 😭
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starflungwaddledee · 4 months
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from: @starflungwaddledee to: @post-it-notes7
message from santa: "happy holidays post-it-notes! 🎄🥳 i know you very politely only wished for a few modest things- characters high fiving, or struggling in christmas attire- but i hope you'll still enjoy this given that i kinda went the opposite direction entirely! i'm an enormous fan of your work and most times you post anything i wind up browsing your art tag from tip-to-tail in enraptured delight. as such, i thought it was only fair i give back something a little more significant in gratitude for all the joy your work has given me. i knew i wanted to do a comic, so i was thrilled you already had a whole storyverse for me to work from!! this scene seemed the most obvious choice (chapter 8 of "wishful thinking" on ao3) given that i enjoy a dramatic fight scene 😂 i tried to stick as beat-by-beat to the writing as i could and worked in as many details as possible; i hope it'll be fun to see it envisioned this way! merry christmas! ~starflung 🎀🔔 "
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gabe-lovebot · 1 month
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councilor 3D model
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i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him
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please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)
currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.
#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild#have fun playing toys with him#ultrakill#councilor#councilor ultrakill#3d stuff#obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on#so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks#(like obviously the wings & halo)#(but also the chestplate design)#but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces?#i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored#i had to add them#to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff-#i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result#but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!!#gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but#i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this#i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project#and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going#(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress)#this was like 1 entire month in the making#but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost#so thank you guys for liking it <3#i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head#but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe
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omaano · 5 months
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“How’d you get stuck with babysitting duty anyway?” Boba asked one day during dinner. “Oh, I volunteered for this,” Fox told him. “Why the kark would you do that?” “Language,” Fox admonished. “Well, I was just living my normal boring life and I thought to myself, ‘I don’t get called an ugly piece of banthashit often enough.’ So I decided to adopt you.” Boba snorted. “You’re a psychopath,” he told Fox. “I’ve been called worse,” Fox replied breezily. Boba doesn’t find a new family and Fox doesn’t become anybody’s dad; an adoption story.
@bilbosmom-belladonna commissioned me to illustrate a scene from her delightful fic Trying to Escape What You Can't Let Go. She was amazing to work with and you should absolutely check out her fun little found family story!
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needlepine · 3 months
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I'M JUST SAYING I think Needletail should've waited longer before going to StarClan and hung around her nephew instead
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twinkskeletons · 4 days
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🐝❤️🍯 what a match… 🧸❤️🐻
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iloveacronix · 4 days
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Imagine having a fake-out death? Couldn't be me. Made this at school
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royalarchivist · 5 months
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Bad: Make a chainsaw.
Bagi: [Laughing, sounding incredulous] A chainsaw? Yes!!!
Bad: Yeah, because chainsaws are broken.
Bagi: Yeah, I'll traumatize my brother. I think it's a nice idea. [...] Yeah, yesterday he killed me screaming, "Hey, little sis!" Now I have something to get my revenge.
Fit: I can't believe you two are siblings, though. That's crazy.
Bagi: Yeah, it's a long story, I think we should talk about that when we are back to the island.
Fit: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, for sure.
Bagi: Yeah, a lot happened. But I think he's adopted.
Fit: Oh, you think?
Bagi: Yeah, he's too aggressive to be my brother.
Pac: [Looking down at his legs] ...Yeah, too much aggressive.
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qqueenofhades · 6 months
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I will say, it is kind of hilarious that the Republicans took a look at the butt-whupping they got last night (and every other election since overturning Roe) and went "no no no, I know the problem. It's that we aren't extreme enough on abortion yet."
It would be funnier if they weren't so dangerous, but also, if they want to run in 2024 on "All Abortion Should Be Illegal Everywhere," I for one say we let them.
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silentgrim · 1 year
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arundolyn · 2 years
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more trans brisket showcase i actually REALLY like this one
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i don't know what order to start Dissecting, so i'll just start with:
it's absolutely fascinating how the dynamic Wally & Barnaby had - to my knowledge - before the update, and a dynamic i'd seen speculated elsewhere and generally accepted, has been completed turned on its head
see, given that Wally is the "main character" and Barnaby is classified as "his best friend", i got the feeling that Barnaby kind of... tags along on Wally's 'shenanigans'. that he's the sidekick, the best friend. especially since their dynamic has been previously & briefly described as "Barnaby is very polite to Wally." he's the Companion.
but the audios sorta paint a reverse picture. in the Interview, when Barnaby enters stage right, he completely bowls over Wally's introduction and dominates the interview. when the interviewer asks how the two of them are handling the fame, even outright asking Wally, Barnaby doesn't hesitate to answer the question himself, and only about himself. Wally doesn't get another word in edge-wise until the interviewer explicitly singles Wally out.
(now, an argument could be made that Barnaby knew that Wally was somewhat overwhelmed with all of the questions, and tried to take the reins to give him a reprieve. but, considering that the interview seems to be very early on the possible timeline - like, very soon after Welcome Home debuted - i don't think this is likely. i doubt Barnaby and Wally would've had the time to solidify their dynamic or really get to know each other that well yet)
and Barnaby continues to take point in pretty much all of their other conversations, too. like in the mystery Howdy/Barnaby/Wally audio, their interaction gives off the vibes that Wally is Barnaby's sidekick, his tag-along.
(on a related tangent, it's fascinating how the website described the episodes as "[beginning] with Wally introducing the focus or theme for the day before coming across other characters who would join him on his escapades until the end of the day." but from pretty much everything we've seen so far, it seems like He's the one who's just along for the ride, bouncing from neighbor shenanigan to neighbor shenanigan instead of having his own adventures.
of course, if the 14 audios are present time, which is honestly somewhat likely, this could be because the show isn't running. they aren't doing episodes - they're just existing, doing their things. no need for Wally to take point in any way shape or form. tangent over)
in the 14 audios with Barnaby, he doesn't even acknowledge Wally until the very end - which, of course, could be because that's how the scenes are set up. except that in some of them, the characters do directly acknowledge Wally's presence outside of the endings. Eddie in 5-14, Howdy and Poppy in 1-14, and Frank in 4-14 (technically, since he was infodumping to Wally at the very start before Barnaby interrupted). you'd think that a guy would try to include his best friend a little more!
maybe i'm reading into it too much. & given what we know about Wally as a character, it would make sense for Barnaby to be the go-getter Main Guy of the two. but it really seems like its Barnaby & Wally instead of Wally & Barnaby. he's just kinda... there. going along with whatever Barnaby is up to.
but also, on the other side of things - & it's occurring to me as i type this, it's interesting how in a lot of audios, Barnaby seems to seek Wally out. in "Just So", he shows up to fetch Wally. in 4-14, Barnaby interrupts Frank and Wally's gardening session, almost as if he's stopping by to check on his little buddy. in 7-14, Barnaby calls Julie's house (presumably) searching for Wally, or at least checking in once again. something to consider in all of this!
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