#please pay this man

[spiderbae2319]

Anakin does literally anything:

Me pleading with the tv: Rex isn’t paid enough for this. Rex isn’t paid PERIOD. Somebody please pay Rex.

#poor rex #captain rex #anakin skywalker #star wars #clone wars #the clone wars #star wars the clone wars #Captain rex deserves better #please pay this man #help this man #he needs a hug #and a raise

[zephyrine-gale]

day 5 of drawing one dan heng dan feng a day until he comes out

#honkai star rail #dan heng #imbibitor lunae #my art #dan feng is so hot. hes so hot im so sorry IL but DF is the superior fit #hes just so. conservative old man donghua yaoi #the type to make u sweat seeing a millimeter of his wrists or ankles #do u understand #i rlly hope we get a skin for this fit #much to the dismay of DH who wants to b separate from him but. please #i will pay monies

[cynimet]

Seeing a lot of people here on tumblr posting about how we should support Watcher and their dreams —

No.

They are a business, we are customers. We watched Ryan and Shane for Ryan and Shane. If they want to make absurdly expensive TV shows about other people, yes, that’s their right, and yes, good for them, but no, we’re not coming with them.

Good luck building up a whole new user base in a global economic crisis, fellas. 👍

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #buzzfeed unsolved #watcher tv #ghoul boys #Please remember Ryan and Shane are not your friends #This is closer to when Wendy’s tried to surge charge for everything than it is to a personal betrayal #It’s a bad move #It’s a shitty thing to do #And it SHOULD be called out #‘Cynimet you sound so bitter’ #yeah man I got bills to pay #And unlike ryan shane and steven #I’m not a millionaire

[braisedhoney]

the fundamental problem

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #vlad plasmius #vlad masters #dp fanart #a glitch in time spoilers #dp #a glitch in time #agit #agit spoilers #YEARS OF CATHARSIS MY G O D #vlad. honey. dearest sad cat man. *please pay for a goddamn therapist* #you had your realization i believe in you #oh god i really need to tag this and make sure i don’t miss any spoiler tags #danny phantom spoilers #danny phantom gn #are there any more #gah i hope i didn't miss any ;; #wow this might be the most rendered thing i've done for dp that's like. not a fully rendered dan in my normal style #mix of my normal style and the flatter cartoony thing i do for danny phantom *shrug* #danny phantom: a glitch in time #danny phantom: a glitch in time spoilers

[f3ralbadomens]

totally having a normal, non-feral reaction to this rn 😵‍💫

#noah sebastian #noah #he’s so mf fine #i’d pay him to squish my head w his thighs??? #i’m having issues #who do i have to bribe for him to wear these on stage one day #like just once please #naruto shirt n all 😵‍💫 #always so dizzy over this man #these tags are insane idc

[paintbrushnebula]

I hope I did this right :3

#ughh the logo in the corner #have pity on me please XD #I'm not paying for a watermark-free subscription for a meme generator #gwen stacy #spider gwen #atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider verse #spiderverse

[postergadorart]

rilakkuma is my lucky cat except im not lucky and rilakkuma is not a cat

#rilakkuma #man i love rilakkuma #please commission me im running out of money #i need to pay for my therapy

[lavenoon]

@naffeclipse I have nothing to say for myself, looming Eclipse got away from me

*self insert is not a girl (he/she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #sleuth jesters #me yesterday: yeah im not really simp yet but getting there; who knows when #me today in my simp hat: hi #police chief had his “this mf is nearly 10ft tall” shenanigans #now it's the bounty hunter's turn #this is SO SO SO self indulgent #if I had a shred of shame left I wouldn't post this #hhh abt having to add the disclaimer in the caption but I've been cis-ified in tags one time too often /lh #so gotta have smth ppl who dont follow me see also #anyways yes. have him. please take him off my hands this man is NOT paying rent in my head--- #my art #bloodstain fool #menace4menace

[poorly-drawn-puppet-history]

here's what i plan on doing

I am going to subscribe to Watcher TV right now during the beta period, and I'll share with you the developments as they're made. puppet content will continue in due time.

I'm very disappointed with the community's response to this move. it's one thing to be upset you won't get your free content, but it's another to call the guys sellouts or fakes or imply they hate their young, broke audience who are So Invested in their videos. it's literally their means of survival, there is no way Your dedication to their videos outweighs Theirs.

i am a creative who is only above the poverty line because he lives alone and works full time. it's sad to see dedicated fans look at three guys living in one of the most expensive cities in the World, trying to make what They care about instead of letting youtube force them into ad-riddled content farm formats, and say 'you're just as bad as buzzfeed'. no, they really are not. please learn the difference between a group trying to support itself and maintain its mission statement and a media giant trying to turn a profit. shane literally said in the video you can share your account!!!! jfc!!!

#mod post #watcher entertainment #watcher news #if you think they're selling out you don't know them. #you have not been paying attention to them Or to the trends of the online entertainment industry. #please learn to divest your personal feelings from the decisions of people who have their own lives and now families to support. #this was not a choice made easily or to hurt You Specifically. man i am so tired never mind.

[usuallybitchy]

#ask me anything #i sell content #ass tease #pretty girls #pics of me #paypal #pay piggy #daddy's good girl #spank me daddy #pretty please #free use slvt #little tease #give me attention #older man younger woman

[imperatorrrrr]

new Nico Hischier Facebook post!

#Nico Hischier #New Jersey Devils #Devils #NJD #old man Nico Hischier has returned to us for the holiday season #hashtag roadtrip #hashtag thankyou #and also please pay special attention to the emojis

[zeb-z]

Cellbit who holds his shit together, pieces together the clues, and solves the issue while walking on a tightrope, where if he cannot correct for the mistakes made, the fallout would be catastrophic. He cannot fail to solve the case, he cannot fail to cure his friends, it isn’t an option in how desperate the situation has gotten.

He’s relied upon by everyone as the leader of the order, shoulders heavy with the burden. He is intense when he needs to be, gentle when a soft touch is required, and keeps his head when the situation is so intense the others are speechless.

He gets through Forevers stubbornness, reassures Pac in his sorrow and indecisiveness. It’s a fucked up scene and he handles it well because he has no other choice.

He doesn’t cry until it’s all over. Just for a second, when the moment is over, and he can take a breath of air. And even then he leads the rest of them through clean up. He makes sure Pac gets home, gets Forever to a proper place to rest, ensures the rest of the group is okay after what they just witnessed.

Then the moment he leaves the others, he finds another critical clue that he can’t just ignore or put to the back burner.

Another mystery, another crisis, another billion clues he’ll have to organize and follow up on and solve, because he’s the investigation guy, the leader of the order, and the island is counting on him. The kids are counting on him. He doesn’t get a chance to truly breathe. To fully sit down and let himself crumble, let someone, anyone, else be the strong foundation, because if he can’t solve this, who will?

Even with his family returning to him, it’s no wonder he feels so alone. Out of the frying pan and into the fire, I guess.

#I just. the moment he could take a breath and his voice started cracking. god #bad and Phil were instrumental in this ofc but there is no world they would have gotten any sort of cure without cellbit #he was key because he was relied on. bad and Phil and Pac and even forever played their parts (esp pac my fucking god) but #I dunno. everyone comes to him with the latest mystery and it’s what he’d prefer at the end of the day because he can trust in himself to #do his best. he trusts in his abilities as much as he naturally wants to know the unknown. but still #there’s definitely some part of his affinity with the entity of knowledge too. knowledge at a cost whatever he must pay #what’s a little self destruction and misery in the face of discovery? the satisfaction of a puzzle solved and saving the day? #he’s chosen the entity of knowledge as much as it’s chosen him. to know things is to be alone #i just. when the day comes where he can’t solve the problem and save the day. what then? what then? #and isn’t that a kick in the pants. please god everyone help him with this because he deserves something secure to fall back on #he’s just so. leader man cannot crumble because he cannot afford to. god give him a break please. 167 injured 82 dead #mcyt #qsmp #q!cellbit #Cellbit #qsmp meta #z speaks

[carlyraejepsans]

People claim like Toriel is too old for Sans or whatever but like, Sans is canonically like 36 years old, Toriel stopped aging when Asriel died and assuming Monsters fully mature at age 25 like humans and Asriel is 8-11 this means Toriel is 33-36.

That's a maximum of 3 years age difference, with Sans actually being the one who is "older".

eh, i think you're making a lot of assumptions that don't really have a basis in canon undertale lore. starting from the fact that we have no indication that monsters age at the same pace as human beings.

sans isn't "canonically" anything, though i do personally see him in the 32-35 age range, which can comfortably fit 1) a life "before" that he had to leave, 2) some life experience in STEM and 3) a period afterwards for that "i gave up trying to go back a long time ago" he mentions.

same thing for toriel. who knows! maybe her parents lived a long life and she kept growing older past age 25, say, in her late 30s as well, before having a child of her own. which considering the war and all she might have had when she was chronologically a lot older, and would push her physical age closer to her 40s/50s (i think asriel is 11-13, but once again, this is all baseless speculation)

in the end it's not the physical age difference that is the issue for those people, it's the mental age: lived experience, which in real life makes big age gaps dangerous because they can give one half of the couple a lot of power and leverage over the other. the thing is, the "riskiness" of an age gap doesn't just increase exponentially forever depending on how older one person is compared to the other. a 25 year old that is acclimated and comfortable in their life as an adult can go on to date a 78 year old for all they care, and there won't be any inherent power imbalance compared to, say, that same 25 year old and a 16 year old, despite there only being 9 years of age difference. so sans could be in his 30s and toriel could be in her 60s physically and millenia old chronologically, and it still wouldn't give her any substantial power over him lmao. anyone who complains is milfphobic ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

#also he is not her fucking son he is a grown man with a dozen jobs and a house he pays taxes and commits tax fraud #the game itself frames some of their interactions as romantic can people just take the L please #undertale #soriel #answered asks

[harumscarumcos]

was watching this and immediately thought “this is just peter and mayday”

#Peter b Parker #mayday parker #across the spiderverse #atsv #spider man across the spider verse #please pay no mind to me screen recording this while on a call

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

#the copious amounts of smut i’ve seen with this man and the fangs is crazy #y’all need to tone it DOWN wheres the fluff omg?? #there’s like so many smut x reader fics clogging the miguel o’hara tag and people can express their creative liberties or whatever but it’s #getting CRAZY #like why is almost nobody talking about his character and writing an analysis on him #AND WHY ARE SO MANY FICS WRITING HIM TO BE SOME FERAL AND MEAN BEAST #firstly it’s feels racist to write a brown latino man that way. #second it feels fetishiz-y with how people only sexualize the fuck outta him and talk about nothing else when it comes to him #to add onto that people are drawing him with a MUZZLE on #at first all this didn’t really register in my head as bad but after seeing so much i see it 😭 #also some spanish speakers have said people are using incorrect spanish when writing dialogue for him and thats kinda funny #don’t use google translate please 💀 #miguel o’ hara #spiderman 2099 #across the spiderverse #i also saw someone say miguel would not be a good partner or something and i just know you didn’t pay attention #and i wont go into why because its spoilers but we have seen him be soft and happy with someone he cares about it’s just trauma that has #made him mean and depressed #he was obviously projecting onto miles in the movie when he acted like that let’s be fr #why am i writing a novel down here idk i just wanted to talk about it a little #i love the smut (trust me) but pleaaseee don’t start being fetishize-y

[i-eated-paint]

MY BOY

#please dont pay attention to the jade hands #the paint man says his bullshit #tommy coolatta #tommy hlvrai #hlvrai