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your-mom-friend · 5 months
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There's only two reasons Malevolent isn't set in the modern era
Arthur would look less insane by default because he could just keep an earpiece in and pretend he's on a phone call or has a hearing aid the entire time
Gay marriage is legal and if those two were allowed to be freely in love every episode would be twice as long because we'd have to go through 40 EXTRA minutes of homoerotic banter and they'd never get anything done
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I think it would be supremely fucking funny if it was set in the modern era with the headphone thing because Arthur wouldn't appear crazy, he'd appear rude which is infinitely worse and would also annoy the fuck out of his villains and also friends because he looks like he's on a fucking phone call while fighting for his life.
If he pretended he had a hearing aid in he'd be like "I can't believe you're attacking me. I'm literally queer and disabled. You'll get cancelled" and everyone's like 👁👄👁
Also in the hearing aid situation, someone takes it off him or turns it off (idk how hearing aids work) so he won't be able to hear them except he still can and doesn't know how to proceed without his attacker accusing him of faking a disability he was absolutely faking
If they were in a time period where being queer is allowed we'd get Walking Bisexual Disaster Arthur Lester and get acknowledgement that everyone he meets becomes slightly obsessed with him for better or worse and they might (read: are) a little a lot mayhaps definitely attracted to him. a bit.
Arthur Lester would know memes. You guys he'd know what Vine was. He'd be a tiktok cryptid that every one-in-five teenagers in Boston has seen and witnessed doing something absolutely unhinged. A teenager on a train vlogging about their trip when in the background a blind guy is chasing down some random dude and the other guy tries to throw him off the train and the video goes Viral instantly
I'd love to see Arthur, most assuredly up to date with technology try to work with John, who has no idea what the internet or AI is or ORTHUR SOMETHING IS POSSESSING YOUR PHONE IT'S WRITING DOWN EVERYTHING YOU SAY
In conclusion, Modern AU Malevolent would be more comedy than horror-mystery
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pictures-of-deer · 3 months
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pausing the deer posting for a second. do you guys wanna see a picture of my cat
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pasta5284 · 9 months
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dropped in some minnows & they started swarming that shit like crazy in like 15 mins!
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arsonist-macaron · 10 months
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Two besties playing D&D together:
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juno-stole · 1 year
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I'm in the mid-season break of Spirit Box Radio S1. and all I have to say is Pippin, if you hurt my baby boy, you're done.
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clare-89 · 2 months
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She girlbossed too close to the sun
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"Stay with me, Arthur. Just a little longer."
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queencaramilflinda · 3 months
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BRENNAN AND IZZY HAD A BABY????? HOW DID THEY KEEP IT SUCH A GOOD SECRET OMG. CONGRATS TO BRENNAN FOR ACHIEVING HIS DREAM OF BEING A FATHER
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hellishfig · 1 month
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for the amount of time i spend thinking about erika ishii, i do not post about them NEARLY enough
everything i've ever seen them in, they have been fully dialed in. they understand the genre, they understand the character they're playing, and they NEVER. FUCKING. MISS
my current dnd character is actually based on multiple characters of erika's that i enjoy. my character is a witch (like ame of worlds beyond number fame [thank you to the witch class playtest]) but she is also a brewer who grows weed and shrooms, and deals them, and does them (and her personality is very much modeled off of danielle barkstock in dimension 20's the seven)
i feel that many of my favorite moments from erika are often focused on other characters. but many of those character moments would not have been possible without erika's incredible roleplay and sense for storytelling
and when the moment IS focused on erika's character? spellbinding. groundbreaking. from ame talking to orima in the overgrown shrine to danielle getting a nat 20 at the masquerade ball, i always fall into the scene and feel it so deeply due to erika's skill and poise and commitment to the story being told
tldr i think erika ishii is incredibly talented and wonderful
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they-call-me-haiku · 17 days
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pathetic gwen this, wet cat colin that. no one is talking about how pathetic and cringefail alice is. girlypop shows the tiniest amount of vulnerability and immediately covers it up with the most obnoxious joke she could come up with.
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your-mom-friend · 5 months
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Just started SCP:Find Us Alive and my thoughts
- Harley is if Douglas Eiffel was Cecil Palmer
- Okay so they’re just going to show us Harley thinking everyone hates him except for Lancaster and expect me to not think they’re gay
- everything resetting every 32 days is such a fucking trip I’m in love with that
-okay so there’s definitely going to be some compounding trauma huh
- Communications officer with self worth issues fighting a plant monster is this Harley (FUA) or Eiffel (wolf359)
- smooth voiced radio host is this Harley or Cecil (WTNV) or Nikignik (Hello from the Hallowoods)
-supernatural phenomena research is this The Foundation or The Magnus Institute
-protagonist talks to the Void thinking no one is listening is this Wolf359 or FUA
-I am just finding every single similarity I can’t get over it
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pictures-of-deer · 19 hours
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hello all
sorry if my posts are a bit infrequent, i'm moving soon and most of my energy is being put towards prepping and packing. to appease you, please see the attached picture of my (other) cat
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more deer coming soon lol
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pasta5284 · 1 year
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FOUND BABY PODS IN BOTH THE SNAKE TANK & POD TANK‼️ relocated the ones in the snake tank since they were on the bigger side and easy to grab, but the one already in the isopod tank is sooo tiny! this means i now need to check the snake tank more frequently for more since there are probably more on the way or that just werent up by the surface when i looked. ik the eggs take like over a month to hatch so the mom was pregnant b4 i put them in the new tank but yeah! woooo!
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helenmywife · 3 months
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sam: my top surgery went really well
alice: that’s great! my bottom surgery is next week
both: i can’t believe we’re both OIAR employees and trans!
colin: the computers are listening to us.
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howdify · 4 months
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TRESPASSER!
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clare-89 · 29 days
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Me trying to explain to my partner why Sam getting an email from a guy named Jon is so scary
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