#poor blitz

[spicylove4ever]

About Helluva Boss: OOPS.

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

They say info-dumpings are bad... but this was a shock of pure drama and I loved it.

I used to not like Fizz at all, but thanks to this chapter not only he has my sympathy (the backstory) but my respect, since everyone who sees through Striker and can get under his skin does.

Sooooooooooo..... does this means Striker is not going to work for Crimson?

I hope so. I.M.P. can't exactly afford all their enemies to start an union.

#fizzarolli #blizo #helluva boss oops #helluva boss spoilers #striker #crimson #blitz is such a badass #and such a tragic one #so this is why barbie doesn't want to talk to him #poor blitz #fizz is also a badass

[yourlegaldrug]

Blitzcrank's Fleshling Dating Services

Feat. Viktor's love life

#blitzcrank #arcane #lol #league of legends #league of legend art #arcane viktor #arcane art #jayvik #i mean jayvik IS implied here #poor blitz #they just want to parent trap their fathers #they just want Viktor to be happy #and not alone

[drama-glob]

As pointed out, those two Hellhounds definitely look like Vaggie and Velvette. ^_^ I just love it when shows do that. :)

Even in silhouette, Beelzebub looks amazing. ^_^<3<3<3

Of course, seeing her luscious colors and powers at work certainly are amazing too. ;) ^_^

I love that his hoodie says "Sit Stay." XD

I don't think I even want to know what "Smear" is (Obviously some kind of beer but still :/). That imp with the broken arm is so cute and the one guy's got a Mammon shirt. ^_^

Love that the one imp woman brought her gnat dog to the party, although I wonder if it likes all the loud noise. ;)

Poor Loona with the candy filled fur. That honestly would be me at a party this crazy. ;)

Nice rainbow, although I don't think I needed to know the extra detail about it. O_O

Binging on ice cream is definitely relatable, although the fact Blitz fell asleep with it in his arms is different. ;)

Nice "Voxflix and Chill" shirt as well as the fact he is a trans male imp is great to see. ^_^<3

Love the Hellhound's phone case say "Good Girl" and Blitz's face is hilarious. ;)

Seeing the dogs in Beelzebub's magic is pretty cool, I'm not gonna lie. :)

A better shot of some of the background characters. :)

Beelzebub's form is definitely gorgeous even when she's pissed off. :)

That "No respect" shirt has to exist somewhere on Earth, doesn't it? ;)

Poor Dennis. He didn't deserve that. ;_;

Blitz sticking his tongue out is really cute and the fact you can see a love-bite scar on Alejandro is great. XD

I'm glad Loona made some new friends and maybe she'll start dating that other guy Hellhound. ;)

My heart just can't take how sad it is that Blitz is hugging himself and curling up on the couch. :(

Loona tucking him in and even patting him is just so heartwarming. <3<3<3

#screenshots #helluva boss #vivziepop #queen bee #beelzebub #helluva boss beelzebub #vortex #helluva boss vortex #loona #helluva boss loona #blitz #helluva boss blitz #dennis #poor dennis deserved better :( #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #poor blitz #gluttony ring #episode 8 #alejandro

[treetownconfessions]

sits here with my german tg, unfortunately

does he proclaim himself as the third reich

hes jewish so... no.

#poor blitz

[crenmir]

Look ı'm telling ya they belong to eachother

#like come on look at them #sillies #stolitz #they both have cute squueshy cheeks💞😂 #stolas #blitz #SOULMATES #stolas is prob also drunk here dhdjhd #poor baby

[miyakuli]

Noticing something

It’s always Stolas who initiates message apparently and Blitz always have very short responses but he ALWAYS replies back

But this time he IS the one sending the message first except he left him without any response.....

And I think that definitely hurt much more Stolas feelings :’(((

#helluva boss #stolitz #COME ON BLITZ YOU CANT LET YOUR BOYFRIEND ALL SAD LIKE THIS #just COMMUNICATE dammit #poor Stolas ;o; #personal

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x)

#poor trumpet posture patrick be upon ye #/j ik he's just practising #in the clip he sounds adorably bad. and thats how i know im insane for him bc noone practising sounds ''adorable'' #fall out boy #patrick stump #media blitz #patrick u wanna get in the everybody wants somebody mood sooooo bad

[nyxofdemons]

this was going to be like a mile long essay but i just realized the most concise way to say it is that "it feels like a retcon that blitz has been so resentful and hostile towards fizz all this time since he was supposed to feel guilty" is simply not a good criticism when we have been shown, time and time again, that blitz's number one defense mechanism when he feels guilty or judged or attacked is to lash out, to deflect and ignore all his responsibility, and to shift the blame to someone else. that's like. his defining character flaw

#- and that's WHY it was such a major THING for his arc!! that he apologized to fizz and accepted responsibility for what he did!!! #like. the fact that he said; EXPLICITLY; the words 'you're right; it was all my fault; i should have done better; i am so sorry' IS #SO BIG!!!! LIKE THAT IS SUCH A HUGE THING FOR HIM!!!!! #mine #helluva boss #blitzo helluva boss #helluva boss blitzo #blitz #e: oops #analysis #also its entirely reasonable that blitz would have gone spiraling down the thought process that maybe fizz always hated him if he could #blame him so easily when fizz was probably the one blitz was MOST counting on to hear him out #and the fact that fizz went on and got SUPER famous and successful after he was no longer performing with blitz - who i'm SURE had #only been given more and more shit for not being as good as fizz as they got older (by his dad and by himself) - he probably assumed fizz #blamed him for that too - holding fizz back with his own poor performance #which is why his insults towards fizz had always been 'overrated sellout' and insisting he slept his way to the top with ozzie. #he'd tear down fizz's quality as a performer because BLITZ feels insecure about his OWN quality as a performer #these tags have gotten so fucking long but that's the gist of the essay i was gonna write about this fjfdjjfghf #MEDIA ANALYSIS IS MY PASSION

[showtoonzfan]

There isn’t really much to talk about this episode, I’ll give them this, they were right when they said it was a nothing episode that isn’t a follow up to Ozzies, it’s literally just a Loona episode, if you can call it that cause the way these episodes are structured always make it feel like I’m watching a short or something, like…it literally has no intro, it opens with Loona at the party, she walks in, interacts with Tex for a bit and some random Hellhounds as well as the song, she calls Blitz, he comes and gets drunk, and then it’s over in the blink of an eye. I don’t really know why these episodes are so short, it makes them feel more underwhelming to me, and empty…like…this has got to be the most empty filler episode of Helluva, more empty than Ozzie’s or Western Energy. I’m going to see a movie now but when I get back I’ll talk about it. There ain’t a lot to talk about tho, it was just mid.

#it was mid for what it was lol #same old crappy cringe dialogue and unfunny humor #and writing to make Blitz out to be a poor uwu baby #vivziepop critical #spindlehorse critical #helluva boss critical #helluva critical

[pinkandpurple360]

Listen I enjoy his videos and tune into every one but it took me out when

Sarcastic Chorus called this

🌹A look of longing and admiration ✨

As always around this guy blitz looks fucking terrified, nervous, uneasy, and didn’t even know this horrific thing was Stolas until he changed form

You want to know what Blitz does look like when he’s full of longing and admiration????

Here.

#helluva boss #sarcastic chorus #blitz #fizz #stolas #please save my poor boy blitz

[dimensions-multiverses-universes]

Moxxie just try to do his best at his job,

(When he thought that he was good at something for once in his lifetime job)

(When your boss tells you, your not good enough for this lifetime job and tries to ruin your dreams that you had as a kid)

(The person- 🥺…*heartbroken*)

#helluva boss #moxxie #helluva boss moxxie #helluva boss blitz #blitzø #Awww poor moxxie #Dreams being crushed #his face

[spicylove4ever]

Stolitz's phone emotional moments.

#stolitz #helluvaboss #helluva boss spoilers #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss blitzo #stolas and blitzo #phone paralels? #helluva boss edit #helluvabossedit #stolas goetia #blitz x stolas #cell phones #depressing moments #poor things #blitz what did you do? #then and now #not so much of a parallel but still

[lindentea]

self sabotage is a bítch, innit Blitz?

i have a ginormous soft spot for BPD-coded characters. i see myself so much in Blitzø, even the ugly, messy shit. ❤️‍🩹

#blitzø #blitz #the o is silent #helluva boss #hellaverse #fanart #helluva fanart #helluva boss fanart #illustration #my art #blitzo #this poor man #bpd coded characters have my heart #angst art #bpd feels #feels

[drama-glob]

While we know Blitz has had a rough day, Dennis certainly didn't deserve that kind of rejection. Poor Dennis. ;_;

I also find the wide contrast between how Blitz kills the vibe versus how Moxxie does very funny; granted, I don't think Ozzie would approve of Blitz's state either since he's definitely in a position to be taken advantage of. :/

*Blitz sticking his tongue out does look cute though, I'm not going to lie. ;)

#blitz #helluva boss blitz #loona #helluva boss loona #queen bee #helluva boss #vivziepop #gifs #gif set #funny #poor blitz #poor dennis deserved better :( #must be alejandro

[helluvapurf]

Out of curiosity, what are your Top 10 Fave HB ships overall?❤️‍🔥

My "overall" top 10 faves? ...Hmmmmm-

Honestly a lil tricky 'cause alot of my main HB ships rn aren't exactly "canon" (save for like, one or two lol), and I do like to multi-ship alot as well depending on my mood. Sooo if I had to name just the top ships currently in my head rn (even if its not a full 10 list), here ya go!

Fizz x Ozzie Beautifully lustful bfs not afraid to be doofuses together whilst always lifting the other up when they're down... honestly, what more can one ask for in a Hell-ranked power couple?~ 💞🔥 If they ever made a spin-off for Fizzarolli, I’d SO be down for that if it means more Fizzmodeus duets~ 😍

Blitz x Fizz -Biiiit of a controversial one I know, since ofc Fizzarolli is in a relationship rn/Blitz having his own issues wouldn't spell too much success for a romance atm... but like, ughhh I can't help it they're SO good, man T-T 💕 Like, two torn-apart childhood friends who grow up into a petty rivalry, sassing eachother out whilst learning to work together in danger, hashing out their feelings enough to forgive (whilst taking it slow friendship-wise) BUT also having Blitz stand his ground to protect Fizz at the Mammon event?

...Honestly, if it weren't for Fizzmodeus (+Stol*itz) existing, these two would THE perfect endgame, fr~ 👏👏

Loona x Bee "Peppy x Moody" aesthetics are always a huge soft spot for me in ships, so I couldn't help getting drawn to these gals maybe being more than just "pals" lol ;p

Esp with the potential of Bee not being afraid to call out Loona on her crap (unlike most others who deal with her lol), Loona lowkey finding Bee attractive & super cool (despite still being a lil jealous over her Tex crush), and knowing how intuitive Bee is as a whole... I feel like she'd be the best influence to soften up Loona to get her to express herself & have fun~💖

Bee x Tex Prob my fave (canon) hetero pair atm, I think these two are pretty lovely on their own accord too~ :3 Surprisingly subtle with their affections compared to other couples... but you can still tell how much they fit well given their laidback natures, abilities to "read" people (like Blitz when he got too drunk), and just overall care for eachother in that bit after Bee shrank down to size. Really curious of how they got together ngl (esp given how Hellhounds are pretty low in the hierarchy system as-is), I think it'd be pretty fun to read about~ 🥰

Blitz x Striker Ahhh yes, def a classic in terms of the alternate Blitz ships out there (though I guess not as popular these days, given Striker's current writing .w.; ). From how much they oozed chemistry from their first meeting, Blitz's respect for Striker's skill almost giving them good coworker potential, their similar insecurities/frustrations with Hell's hierarchy system (even with Striker going a more "corrupt" route with it in later appearances... the fact that even he declares that Blitz deserved "better" than how Stolas' treats of him speaks volumes ngl-). Like, there's SO much potential imho; whether its a slowburn-redemption pair, an "flirting-on-opposing sides" pair, a "come to the dark side- we have cookies~" pair... the possibilities are endless~ 👀❤️

Blitz x Mrs. Mayberry

-Ok, now this one's proooobably the least popular overall of the Blitz ships out there... but idk, just thought it'd be a cute idea the more I thought about it lol .3.

Blitz may be a goofy lil jerk, but he's clearly a devoted family man at heart whenever you see him with his loved ones (Loona, Fizz, occasionally M&M, etc.). And with Mayberry having that strong desire for a family (despite how she was cheated/unfairly-bashed on after her death), I feel like she'd lowkey be a sweet influence to balance Blitz's chaotic nature (whilst he'd be able to make her laugh/bring "excitement" to her current life in Hell). Idk, just something light & cute like that, yknow? :3 💜

#helluva boss #(as you can see Blitz is such a shippable lil turd I can't help it xD) #(I *do* still enjoy M&M btw- they’re just not so big an OTP these days due to their stagnant writing atm (esp for poor Millie :c)) #(+not helping now ‘Unhappy Campers’ was such a mess in of itself but I ain’t gonna go there rn lol >>) #(also caught a bit of interest in some pairs like Verosika/Sallie & Mammon/Stella the more I saw fanart of 'em .3.) #(if we could count OC ships I've got one for Via I've been meaning to work on more though I keep getting sidetracked T-T)

[romeowho]

blitz is insecure about his education and his inability to understand larger words and concepts because he was taught in the circus and that's why he's bad at spelling and grammar and also why he often tells mox to shut up

#i'm not crying you're crying #I love blitz #he's so insecure my poor boy #blitzø my blorbo #the acid trip fucks me up #brandon rogers voicing all the characters is such a good choice cuz like it's not their words #it's what blitz is scared they're always thinking even if it's not true #plus it's just really entertaining to hear him try to sound like the respective voice actors #some of it works well #it also makes me think richard voiced blitz in mox's trip #oop and verosika calls him a selfish imp in the trip and at ozzie's #that hurts #sara talks helluva boss