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fanfiction-gremlin · 6 months
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ONLY 0.0001 PERCENT OF PEOPLE CAN FIND THE IMPOSTER
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smashstappen · 3 months
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In the last few months of 2023… Charles in Maranello trying to find a pen to sign his contract extension, meanwhile Ferrari, after having thrown away every single pen in a 10 km radius: 😎. Charles finally remembered he has a pen in his car: I am ready to sign [my soul away for the next billion years] Ferrari: No Sharl searching like crazy for that d*mned paper: I am excited about winning the championship with Ferrari… Ferrari: We don’t want you to be a champion. Sharl, unbothered, finds a contract and signs lightning fast before a Ferrari employee desperately snatches the paper from his hands. Charles, obliviously positive: I have a good feeling about the car, if not this year then in 2025 we will definitely be winning the title. Ferrari: signs Lewis Hamilton. This should convey our intentions. —————————— italics = narrator
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vampirevatican · 2 months
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what if!? i got into baulder's gate 3 and wrote for astarion?? then what!!?
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jadedontaskwhytoo · 29 days
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Poor wittle brazilian meow meow :(
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hewwo sensei *bwushes a wittle bit* can you draw my poor wittle meow meow uwu baby hollyleaf it’s okay if not i’m fine wit dat >_<
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she's so #GIRL ‼️
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zeravmeta · 2 years
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fucking obsessed with how andoain was caught in a theistic conundrum throughout guide ahead about the actual meaning of faith and if laterano is wrong to just let the rest of the world burn while they enjoy a false utopia and then when mostima saw andoain years after their horrible tragic backstory the first thing out of her mouth was "calm down you're just a little guy, a poor little meow meow, a scrumbly bumpkus, a silly rabbit, a tumblr sexyman, a wet soggy born of a carboard box man, a wittle fweak, a-"
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Please promulgate so we may see everyone’s opinion on the Tudor Era Thomases (Henry VIII edition)
Also, take a shot for each Thomas on the list who was executed!
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sunglassesmish · 1 year
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Poor wittle meow meow 🥺.. just wanted mish to see how nice he was 😔
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misha was shielding his eyes
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yjh-titty-belt-licker · 8 months
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For the violence ask game: 6, 9, 21, and 25
6. which ship fans are the most annoying? -steddie obviously deserves a mention just because they are fucking everywhere in the stranger things tag when they shouldnt be. but hardcore liujiu fans who hate yue qingyuan have to be similar tier.
9. worst part of canon -i really cant think of any bad parts of the stories i like? i read well crafted stories, so the parts i dont enjoy still have purpose and i wouldnt want them to go away. idk buddy, i cant think of anything. maybe the fact that chengxian dont reconcile in mdzs novel. maybe.
21. part of canon you think is overhyped -honestly, at this point, i'd say shen jiu sleeping (literally) with women at brothels. is it a part of canon i find fascinating and i think contributes to the story well? yes. am i so so fucking annoyed with the people who go from that to "shen jiu is a poor wittle meow meow who did nothing wrong" and "shen jiu is a feminist"? absolutely.
25. common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing -oh theres so many. yue qingyuan being too possessive (bitch where?). shen qingqiu not actually loving luo binghe in maigu ridge (bitch where??). liu qingge not getting his happy ending (at this point i'm ready to join arms with the ''lqg doesnt have a crush on sqq'' crowd despite thinking he does because how dare these people slight bingy boy). maybe the crit that maigu ridge sex is bad, because that was 100% intentional.
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So, Warren the Worm’s Friendship Episode gave me PTSD Flashbacks and I NEED TO SHARE WHY.
The friendship episode, at least for the first chunk of it, parodies kid’s edutainment that teaches social skills. If you don’t know the specific genre I am talking about, then be grateful. This shit was cringe af and probably led to way more bullying in schools than it ever could’ve prevented.
I defended myself from being beaten up when I was in the fourth grade, using self defense techniques I learned in a class because I was that worried I’d get beaten up. I got punished for it by having my recess in extended day revoked every other day. Instead of being outside, my bully got to play with my friends while I sat in a cramped dark office watching these sorts of videos. My mom moved me out of that school after the year ended, but I still remember these anti-bullying videos very vividly.
The “Okay Stop” format is basically what all of them used, rewinding and showing good/bad ways to handle bullies. Of course, none of these covered what to do if the teachers didn’t help you when you told them, or when you were going to be hurt by said bullies. Instead, all the “solutions” boiled down to the victim saying “Hey, bullying is not cool, man. It is not groovy to hurt people’s feelings.”, and then the bully would magically be like “Oh, sorry, dude. That was lame of me. Let’s go play together instead.” Sorta like how Warren dubs over Yellow and Red to have them say the ridiculous shit he wanted them to.
You can imagine how this sort of scene would unfold if a victim was using this against an actual bully, especially when that bully was trying to punch or kick you in the face… Yet, this is what they taught children was the only “appropriate response” beyond going to tell a teacher. I’m autistic, and let me tell you using the “social skills” I was 1984-style brainwashed with for 50% of my recess time did not end well for me. It taught me there was no use defending myself at all… Many other adults solidified that belief as I grew up.
Warren is interesting to me because he shows just how even in adulthood certain people take advantage of the “rules” of friendship and relationships to sway things in their favor…then they become the exact people who are deemed “experts” on relationships. His backstory isn’t a sad one at all. His friends just didn’t want to be part of his pyramid scheme and he got butthurt. They apparently apologized but Warren said it was “too late for them”, which isn’t a very “good friend” thing to do. There’s even a slide where his friends are just petting a rabbit and he looked jealous!
The fandom simping for this guy is oddly fitting to the meta narrative of the episode, too. Warren drives everyone away from him, acts pitiful despite manipulating and controlling every social situation he is in, and yet… Y’all find him attractive or endearing? This is exactly why people fall for these so-called pick up artists, relationship experts, and similar personalities online, despite them being blatantly unhealthy and harassing people. This is the “Oh he’s just a poor skrunkly wittle meow meow uwu! I can fix him!” mentality at work.
The fandom’s very predictable reaction to this character is only making the satirical message of the episode even stronger! This show is GENIUS.
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gohoubi · 1 year
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sharpe my poor little meow meow. my little scrumbly bumbly. my scrunkly man. my feral bastard. my sopping wet princess baby boy. my itty bitty wittle baby m
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smashstappen · 8 months
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Why is that RB so slow? 😭
wind tunnel penalty catching up hard 🥲
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sakebytheriver · 11 months
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I've never watched IASIP, but I really enjoy your insanely horny tags for Charlie.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
They are insane, they are horny, they are probably giving you a very weird idea of what this show is like, but honestly the show itself is pretty much as unhinged as my tags so like if you started watching it now you'd be prepared after all of my personal flavor of craziness here on tumblr dot com 😭😭
He's a gremlin, he'sjust a wittle guy, he's a skrunkly little scrimblo, my sopping wet pathetic poor little meow meow, absolutely irredeemable piece of trash who should be dead and is carrying at least fifty different diseases at any given moment, I want to marry him on the beach while he's stuck in a bear trap and rapidly losing blood before we honeymoon on the giant garbage island in the middle of the pacific ocean and fuck nasty before I canabalize him while he's still alive like those seagulls did to R Pattz at the end of The Lighthouse (spoilers for the lighthouse now i guess 🤷‍♀️ 😭)
Anyways, as we can all see, I'm totally normal about Charlie Kelly. What were you saying again?
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dykesynthezoid · 9 months
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The fact that they poor little meow meowed the proto-fascist and made him gay is soooo annoying. “He’s just a wittle baby” he’s going to commit atrocities. And you’re all going to make excuses for him
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randombubblegum · 2 years
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no matter what awsten does he will always be my poor wittle meow meow boytoy. i will pick him up by the scruff of the neck and put him in my pocket. ^_^ and if anyone hurts him i will drown them in sulfuric acid (and by that i mean if someone actually hurt him, not people being mean on twitter)
hes my little meow meow hes my mortal enemy hes my babygirl im ripping him apart like beef jerky i will defend him i will snap through his femur with my teeth. And so on and so forth
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aftermath-askblog · 6 months
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Aww poor wittle meow meow : (
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