#pretend i posted this 2 days ago

[sadandpoutyandfrench]

Michie's Valentine's Day Adventures in Idol Land, Pt. 2

The new outfits were nice but since this was a special day some slight cosmetic changes were in order. So popping in some contacts and a quick dye of the hair . . .

First she did a Live performing Pretty Prism Paradise with fellow idols picked out from the randomizer.

After a quick outfit chance and another dyejob

She heard Divine Idols Sophie and Mirei had touched down in Idol Land and they happily obliged in a performance of Open Dream Land.

Happy Valentine's Day!*

#michie gacha diaries #michie idol land pripara diaries #idol land pripara #pretend i posted this 2 days ago #lol that was a long headache huh #well today i have cramps #so we all know what that means ugh

[puffywuffy8904]

Wanted to try my hand at designing some slightly older duck kiddos!!! Headcanons and insane ramblings under the cut:

I designed these to be around 14-15, so early high school age (y'know in a hypothetical scenario where they actually end up going to high school). I imagine they still adventure with Scrooge and the fam, just moreso on the weekends (cut to Huey on the floor of the Sunchaser frantically trying to finish his biology homework while they're being shot at by sky pirates). Donald and Della are also both a part of the school PTA. Nobody else in the PTA is happy about this. Now for individual headcanons:

Huey:

Straight A student that's kinda neurotic about his grades, will freak out if any of them drop to a B.

I like to think of his hat as his comfort item so he still has the same one and if it was up to me he would also wear it to adulthood. even if a grown ass man in a lil baseball cap looks silly.

He's sooo mad about Dewey being taller than him lol.

Dewey:

Solid B student with the occasional C.

Couldn't join the drama club and the basketball team at the same time so he chose the drama club (the actual reason is that he tried out for the basketball team and didn't make it but he won't admit that). He still likes to carry around a basketball and practice on the court by himself.

Grows cheek fluff like the others he just cuts his off out of insecurity.

He's the tallest.

Louie:

Has pretty shitty grades, not because he's not smart, but because he doesn't really try (I mean, kid already has it made, why bother?).

Still wears the same green hoodie every day like he did as a kid but this time it's a little bit bigger and baggier. Does he wear the same clothes underneath too???? We will never know.

He's the shortest.

Webby:

Also a straight A student like Huey but seemingly puts in way less effort than him (which bothers Huey greatly).

Has to carry all her supplies in her arms because she's not allowed to bring a bag to school anymore (she kept trying to bring weapons in. Not because she planned on using them, but because you can never be too prepared.)

In at least 5 different clubs, probably started like 3 of them.

#pretend I posted this 2 days ago when it was the triplets birthday ok #my art #if you repost this I'll send my goons to your house #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #dt17 #huey dewey and louie #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck #webbigail vanderquack #webby vanderquack #webby mcduck #idk how to tag webby's name these days ok #high school au #like I guess it's an au?? sort of????? #duckverse

[gizzard-album-tournament]

The winner of the 2023 Tumblr King Gizzard Album Tournament is:

PetroDragonic Apocalypse; or, Dawn of Eternal Night: An Annihilation of Planet Earth and the Beginning of Merciless Damnation

Thank you so much to everyone who voted and got involved. Stay tuned for more gizz-related content coming soon!

#king gizzard & the lizard wizard #kgatlw #king gizzard #can we pretend i made this post 2 days ago thanks

[sixxtytoo]

we wish you happiness!

#pretend i posted this 2 days ago... pleaze #chihiro fujisaki #fujisaki chihiro #danganronpa #dr thh #thh #danganronpa fanart #sixxtytoo

[ardate]

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#protests #france #just me rambling #i'm getting real tired of those posts being like ''in the US we cant protest like the french do cuz we get violently repressed'' #it is undeniable!! i am not arguing with the fact your riots got stifled very violently. it fucking sucks #but we ALSO do!! The french government literally got denounced by the UN for its use of weapons and ultra-violence against protesters #just a couple days ago there was a huge protest against an installation that would ruin us ecologically #in a continuation to the pension protests #the cops fired 4000 grenades in two hours. #several of those aimed directly at protestors. which is illegal and very dangerous and can KILL #40 heavily wounded. two people are between life and death. #someone lost an eye. a journalist got hit by a grenade in the leg and is gonna be out of work for 2 months. #one is still in a coma. it's been five days. he might die. #it took two hours for the ambulance to get there for him cuz it got blocked by the cops. which is extremely illegal. but they're cops. #and this is one protest but it's like that all the time #last week a woman got her thumb torn off by a grenade shot directly at her #there literally is a recurring joke among cops about 'losing hands' cuz of the sheer amount of ppl who got theirs torn off like this #i sympathize with americans your cops are fucking nightmares. #but so are ours. we get beaten up and mangled and killed. but we're still out there #stop pretending we only riot the way we do cuz we have it easy. i'm legit going to kick your ass #i didn't distribute eye drops to my fellow teargassed protestors last week in my tiny ass city to be told we play on easy mode #anyway. grabbing my medic kit and going out to protest again in an hour. what will You do?

[towl]

Can you not talk like this is a heartwarming story about your son. ☆IDOLISH7:THIRD BEAT!; EP15:"Indestructible Soul"☆

#idolish7 #idolish seven #nikaido yamato #yotsuba tamaki #osaka sogo #i7 #i7edit #idolish7edit #dailyanime #animeedit #* #*gifs #i'm crying i made these 2 days ago and now that i'm posting them i noticed theres a typo in the first gif tfgyh i already deleted everything #it's okay it's fine we'll just pretend like it's not there #*from out here IF trigger's inside #that's all the correction we need #also #i know it's posed as a question but putting a question mark felt.....not correct for the way in which he said it #so #yeah #a/m #oct22

[dullahandyke]

lord the irls are posting shitty weird memes in the discord

#idek who it is but they just posted (ableism tw next tag) #'syndrome may be down but crypto profile is up' #but also i cant fucking confront them abt it bcos my last message was 2 days ago asking for ANOTHER edgy meme to me taken down #and it was badly timed that my break happened right after that so ive been gone for 2 days #AUGH I HATE IT and i cant leave it bcos its my only link to my irls and theyd ask why i left if i did... pain n suffering #wtf ever im gonna just post autism creature pizza n pretend im having fun

[tev-the-random]

Season 1 Empiresona go brrr-

Meet Tev of House Gardenia! A few details about them under the cut

They are a Fae born in the Overgrown under House Gardenia (refer to this post to see my headcanons on the Overgrown, where I mention the concept of Houses o3o). Their family owns a tea shop, which means E!Tev makes some pretty darn good tea you won't find in other empires.

As a collector of flowers and an absolute plant nerd, they took the job of identifying and cataloguing all the plantlife in the Overgrown. They also spend a lot of time in other empires as to keep track of their fascinating flora and register the differences between those and their own homeland.

Gilded Helianthia is by far one of their favourite places to visit. Despite being shy, they've come to know many of the people in the small empire, given the amount of times they spent the night over. And yes, they absolutely lost their mind when the giant beanstalk began to sprout. They would help Pearl investigate it and document its development, and sometimes just stare at it in awe. They didn't come back home for at least a month.

Another place they absolutely adore is the Grimlands. E!Tev has made it their life goal to understand all the properties and logistics of wither roses, and the Grimlands happen to have the biggest wither rose field in the entire continent. They used to get sick often from handling these cursed flowers for so long, but they have since developed some resistance; also gloves, they learned to wear gloves.

Once they heard about the wonders that the magical Gem Crystals had been doing to plants and mushrooms, they started taking an unusual interest in Crystal Cliffs. No amount of bargaining or begging would convince Gem to give them the crystals, especially not after all the shenanigans her allies had been pulling with them. So Tev often tries to take them without her noticing, which ultimately got them banned from any of her structures.

The vine-like markings on their arms are a pretty common birth mark for their kind. Those vines can grow to cover other parts of their body when they're under extreme stress.

Their coat is a bit too big on them, yes. It was way too many pockets, which is good, because they carry way too many things around. Small books and notebooks, quills, gloves, a gardening supply kit, a potions kit, an extra pair of glasses, a teacup, first aid kit, seeds and just about anything they find that fits in their cartoonishly big inside pockets. There is a game amongst those who know them called What Random Stuff Can You Find In Tev's Pockets. It gets heated.

They hold very deep admiration for Katherine. Seen as they report their new findings and the current state of the flower forest directly to the Guardian, they've personally gotten to know of her kindness and dedication to the Overgrown. If she ordered them to burn all of their books, they would-

#I totally didn't forget to post this even though I said I would two days ago haha- #I've still got plans for a season 2 Empiresona don't worry #I love me some good fae #yes they simp (just a little) /hj #Empires SMP #Empiresona #Empires OC #Empiresblr #headcanons? #I guess you have to do some headcanon-ing to fit an oc into the world #The Overgrown #House Blossom #Tev of House Gardenia #Wither Roses my adored #Tev Pretends To Be An Artist #TEV Talk

[mittir-the-bitter]

I think they should all get McDonald’s or something

#pretend I posted this 2 days ago lol #🌈river’s art #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #evangelion shinji #shinji ikari #evangelion asuka #asuka langely #evangelion rei #rei ayanami #evangelion fanart #digital art #procreate

[penroseparticle]

Leo season ended yesterday unfortunately

Leo szn lives on in my heart year round. I have my own personal leo szn weather field around me by virtue of being a leo

#I did know that but also I wasn't at tumblr for like a week and I'm doing blogging catchup #pretend I queued this post like 2 days ago #well not this one #the one I tagged leo szn

[fuckyesdobiegillis]

happy dobie day :)

#pretend i posted this 2 days ago lol #i couldnt format it on my phone and then forgot to switch to my laptop #The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis #dwayne hickman #dobie gillis #caper at the bijou #season 1 #photo #cast cuteness

[yan-baby]

if u see this btw the only way i would ever forgive you is if you get on your knees and beg and grovel and show me how much you mean it

#the post was supposed 2 be like this... how did i not post this i swear that i did... #ok everybody pretend i posted this like 3 days ago skcndnfjsn

[oh-phineas]

❤️ 120 likes

flynneas: the year in pics. 2023 you were too good to me. thanks for all the love and laughs, we made big moves and small moves this year and everything happened exactly how it was supposed to. onwards and upwards, never stop believing, 2024 we're ready for ya #2023inthebooks

#swynsta #sorry he always has to do a poetic insta post for new years #pretend this was posted like 2 days ago i was on vacation

[neonoxymoron]

Sharktober 07 - Jelly Shark

#sharktober #pretend this was posted 2 days ago shhg #i wasn't gonna post it but then i looked at it again and was like. #look at that face. it wants to be loved

[il-miele-che-scrive]

Go for his brother part 2

Part 1 here

Part 3 here

username1 DOUBLE BETRAYAL 😭

↳username2 wdym bro wtf Arthur is just getting his karma, he CHEATED on Y/n with her best friend

↳username2 and Y/n only got with his brother after the breakup

username3 It's so crazy to me how not long ago Y/n was with Arthur at Charles' race and we could see them all lovey dovey and now she's with Charles 💀

username4 I hope they actually like each other and it's not just something Y/n schemed to get back at Arthur

↳username5 And even if it is, so what? Both Leclercs deserve this if she's doing it for the sake of revenge

username4 What did Charles ever do to you 😭 he's a literal pookie

username6 I am BEGGING to find out Arthur's reaction

username7 I wanna see this on Drive To Survive lmao

↳username8 The most interesting thing in the whole season lol

username9 Exactly! Men driving in circles? Nah, fuck that, give me family drama

yourusername The Art & The Artist

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charles_leclerc I took way more than these 2 pictures, should post them all

↳yourusername some would get me banned🤭

username1 MY OH MY

username2 What did she say 😐

username3 I'm jealous but haven't decided if I want him or her

username4 Arthur better not read this comment section (I hope he will)

francisca.cgomes Thanks for blessing my eyes 🫶

↳yourusername You're welcome bestie🫶

username4 it's so nice to see Y/n found a friend who won't steal her bf

username5 You can't be sure, it's Charles Leclerc we're talking about. You think he wouldn't go for his best friends' girlfriend who is now his own girlfriends' best friend after pulling what he's just pulled?

username4 ngl girl I got lost in whatever you're saying

yoursister In your iconic girl era ❤️

↳yourusername I slayed didn't I 💅

username6 Honestly guys I believe it's not just a revenge scheme

↳username5 What makes you think that?

username6 Given these pictures and the pictures from the gossip page they look pretty much happy to me, too happy for it to be fake

username5 Whatever you say, we'll see. They have to get tired of pretending one day

exbestfriend Glowing ✨🩷

↳yourusername 😐

↳francisca.cgomes 😐

↳yoursister 😐

↳charles_leclerc 😐

↳pierregasly 😐

↳georgerussell63 😐

↳carmenmmundt 😐

↳alex_albon 😐

↳lilymhe 😐

username7 Y/N AND HER COMMENT SECTION ARE ICONIC 😭

↳username8 I can't stop imagining them having a gc and she sent a screenshot of her ex best friend's comment like "you know what to do, guys" 🤣

username9 I just know Arthur is screaming crying throwing up because LOOK AT WHAT HE LOST

username10 Lol who's next? Toto Wolff?

arthur_leclerc My favorite love story is ours ❤️

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exbestfriend So happy we found each other ❤️❤️

username1 💀

username2 Alright they both have the audacity

username3 your love story is cheating on Y/n lmao

username4 Imagine they have a kid one day who'll ask mom dad how did you meet lol

↳username3 I'd be EMBARRASSED

username5 They deserve each other tbh

username6 Hey but... What if this pic and Y/n's pics were taken on the same day...

↳username7 wdym

username6 Arthur wanted to keep and eye on his ex and his brother from afar 😭

username7 it's terrible but possibly true lmao

exbestfriend I'm so sick of people judging us

↳username2 That's what you deserve, the both of you

↳username4 when actions have consequences:😮

yourusername Back at the paddock ❤️

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username1 At least she didn't downgrade right?

yoursister You guys look so good together

↳yourusername Thank you 🫶 ily

↳charles_leclerc Yes we do 😊

↳username2 Y/s/n never commented anything like this when Y/n used to post with Arthur😭

lilymhe It was nice catching up with you when the boys were playing

↳yourusername maybe next time you and Alex could come over so the boys can play some video games together

username3 Pls they're just two single mothers bonding over their toddlers being besties😭

username4 I NEED TO KNOW IF ARTHUR WAS THERE

↳username5 You crazy? Ofc he wouldn't have come, he's too scared of confrontation

username4 Okay but then what if one day Y/n and Charles get married? Will Arthur just skip his brother's wedding?

username5 I think some time will pass before Charles decides to settle down. And not with Y/n, that's for sure

username6 Why not? Y/n makes a much better couple with Charles than she did with Arthur

username5 Charles would never take her seriously lol she dated his brother, Charles is just having fun with her while letting her have her moment

arthur_leclerc Are you wearing the dress you wore on our first date?

↳username2 SHE'S WHAT?????

↳username3 wtf are u doing here

↳yourusername Maybe...

username4 Mother keeps slaying 😭👏

username7 I aspire to be like Y/n fr

alex_albon Lily said we should have a double date

↳yourusername Let's do it then @/lilymhe @/charles_leclerc when and where

arthur_leclerc I just wonder when will you get bored of this

↳yourusername Bored of what exactly? Going to races? You know I've always enjoyed looking at cars go vroooom

arthur_leclerc You know what I mean

arthur_leclerc Of pretending to like Charles just to prove me some delusional point

yourusername You really think I'd waste my energy on that? It's a funny coincidence indeed, but I do like him actually

arthur_leclerc Mhm sure I give you maybe 6 months more, can't keep pretending forever

charles_leclerc A family gathering & the morning after

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username1 OH GREAT HEAVENS

pierregasly Now that's something none of us expected

↳username2 bro speaking facts

username3 They said fuck you Arthur you'll get a proof we're not pretending😭

username4 Well at least the family already knew her

↳username5 Pascale liked Y/n so much she said girl you have my blessing no matter which one u marry

username3 Guys do you think Arthur was there? You know, it's a family gathering, so he had to be there, right?

alex_albon Charles settling down wasn't on my bingo card this year

↳lilymhe Neither was it on mine but I love it

francisca.cgomes Girl you realize there's no going back now? 😂

↳yourusername I hope so😜🫶

arthur_leclerc I still can't believe how disrespectful you both are

↳charles_leclerc Look who's speaking of being disrespectful

↳yourusername stfu arthur maman literally had to kick you out of the party

username3 The way it used to be "Thurthur" and now it's "stfu arthur" 😶

username2 at least the "maman" is the same right

username5 I feel like Pascale likes Y/n more than she likes Arthur

username7 wtf guys PASCALE HAD TO KICK ARTHUR OUT OF THE PARTY 😭😭

↳username8 That's crazy, imagine how's the wedding gonna look like

carlossainz55 Getting engaged after a few weeks? Is she pregnant?😂

↳username9 Not funny

username10 Chill that's just millennial humour from back when pregnancy outside marriage was a disgrace

↳charles_leclerc We've known each other long enough to make this decision 🫢

carlossainz55 Valid point

arthur_leclerc But for majority of this time she was my girlfriend

charles_leclerc On which you cheated

arthur_leclerc @/yourusername did you use me just to get to Charles? Was it your plan from the beginning?

↳yourusername Sure because I have nothing else to do lmao

↳yourusername We've talked about it yesterday arthur, don't start again

arthur_leclerc I just still can't believe Charles would do something like that to me

yourusername And half a year ago I believed you wouldn't have ever cheated on me

charles_leclerc I said it yesterday and I'll say it again, Arthur I will always love you as a brother, but you messed up big time, you can't be mad at us

#f1 fanfic #f1 imagine #f1 x reader #formula 1 x reader #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc fanfic #charles leclerc imagine #f1 smau #f1 social media au #Charles leclerc smau #arthur leclerc x reader #Arthur leclerc smau #Charles leclerc social media au #Arthur leclerc social media au

[phantomrose96]

I've mentioned this thing in tags before but I've decided fuck it, it should be its own post.

I've seen this sentiment lumped into Eat the Rich posts which goes like "if you're worth more than $1 million I think you should die" and I think tumblr users need to know this is not the Eat the Rich statement they think it is.

Someone being worth $1 million doesn't mean what you think it means.

A 71-year-old widow who bought a single-family 2,000 sqft home in Somerville Massachusetts with her husband 40 years ago to raise their family in, who now lives in this home all alone because her children are grown and her husband is dead, is--without a shadow of a doubt--worth more than $1 million. Maybe even $1.5 or $2 million. And it's because of her home equity, because that's what single family homes go for these days in that area.

The 71-year-old widow may be living pension check to pension check, because her millionaire status can only be dipped into if she's removed from her home and sells it. And if it's the home she's loved for 40 years, where she simply wants to live out the rest of her time peacefully in, I wouldn't put her to the guillotine for that.

Maybe that comes off as an extreme example, like that's just an outlier of the "we hate millionaires" agenda. But I don't think it truly is. I'll scale back and tell you the median U.S. home price right now is about $430,000. And that's just median. Half of them are more expensive than that.

The statement "I think people should be able to afford to buy and own the homes they live in" is, I would desperately hope, not a radical statement to anyone on Tumblr. I think that's a pretty well-received idea. So someone who's done that, who's bought their home and worked many years to pay off the mortgage and now owns it fully, is worth close to half a million dollars on average. Many of them more than that, as many areas rapidly gentrify and drive up housing worth.

Statement 2: "I think people deserve to have a retirement fund which would comfortably support them through end of life." Too radical for anyone? I hope not. And I won't pretend to be an expert on how much retirement money is ideal. I'm sure it varies with cost of living in places. But considering this is money which, ideally, should support someone for the remaining 10-20 years of life (money which may be necessary to cover the absolutely crippling medical costs of end-of-life treatment) I'd bet it's well into the many hundreds of thousands. Even if someone was simply living off $30k/year of take home money and just making that work, then 15 years of retirement, costing $30k/year, plus maybe $50k+ of end-of-life medical costs... That's at least $500k.

Which is all to say, if you show me someone approaching retirement age who's "worth" $1 million dollars, my hope would be that their house is paid off and their retirement fund is comfortable. I'd be happy for them. I would want this for them.

Even that may not be true, though. Someone "worth" $1 million maybe owns a paid-off house which has rapidly appreciated to being worth $900k, and their $100k in retirement is something they're trying to stretch through end of life. Maybe someone worth $1 million owns a house which has ballooned to $1.1 million, and they're in fact $100k in debt.

And the fact that SO many Americans will never even meet this bar is significantly more appalling to me than the existence of people worth more than $1 million. "I own my home and can retire comfortably" is a bar we want every American to meet. I want more millionaires who are millionaires because they meet these criteria.

If Nana Somerville's house burns down tomorrow, she'll have lost everything. If a billionaire were to similarly lose $1 million of worth, he would not feel it. That's a fickle day at the stock market. That's Tuesday. That's the rich which desperately needs to be eaten.

#chrissy speaks #awaiting the callout 'phantomrose defends millionaires'