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thanatosbananatos · 5 years

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The Ultimate EruHan Meta

Oh boy.

So, I feel that first, I must preface this long-ass meta:

First, bless your heart if you read this.

Second, this is just for funsies. Yeah, for some reason, I find this kind of shit enthralling! I have no idea why. Regardless, this is not meant to shit on EruRi shippers, LeviHan shippers, or anyone in-between. This is simply something I've been wanting to do. Erwin and Hanji have a very underrated relationship, and I've wanted to highlight it for a long time. Years.

I also use “she” pronouns in this meta, but I think Hanji can have whatever pronouns. Isayama has said it doesn't matter to the story, so run wild.

This ship is incredibly important to me, and I hope to share my feelings with the fandom in a light besides incessant fangirling and stupid art.

OK. Let's do it.

I have read through the series thus far (right now, it's late April of 2019) completely in Japanese, and I've done my best to read through English translations of each chapter as well. Why Japanese? Well, I'm an elitist.

Just kidding.

There's actually a very specific reason that I prefer the Japanese to the English, and it has to do with the linguistic structure of the languages. In English, there are certain things that we cannot change in our writing to emphasize something--the word “I,” for instance, is always “I,” and “you” is always “you.” Right now, as I type this, I realize how limited the written English language is. I can only show you emphasis by bolding or italicizing the words, and even then, there are things left up to interpretation.

Japanese is quite a bit different, and though there is plenty of ambiguity used in this language (trust me, I've done studies lol), there are also parts that are more specific than in English. There are, for example, numerous ways to say “I,” “you,” and other pronouns depending on the speaker, the listener, and other circumstances.

It's because of this that I prefer Japanese dubs and prints of anime and manga, respectively.

The last time I went to Japan, I came home with the first 14 volumes of Attack on Titan in Japanese, and this was the shit that dragged me into EruHan.

As is the case with most Americans, I assume, I saw the anime before I read the manga, but it was not until I read the manga that I started to ship Erwin and Hanji. Why?

I'll explain the details later, but one of the biggest reasons is that the bulk of their interactions occur in what will be season two and beyond.

However, they do have really important interactions in season one, aka chapters 1 through 33 of the manga. Those moments serve as a great base for what to eventually expect in the latter chapters, when all of the heartbreaking shit happens. c':

We never know for sure how Erwin and Hanji met, but we know that at some point, Erwin came to trust Hanji enough to consider her to be a competent Squad Leader, and eventually considered her as one of his right-hand men, along with Mike, and after a few years, Levi, too. Hanji's squad has a specific focus: to study Titans as closely as possible. It seems like a pretty dangerous job, but Hanji is a dangerous person in general.

Erwin is generally known as a strategist both in canon and in the fandom, but for a strategist to do their job, they have to have facts to base their plans on. As we learn later, Hanji is the source of those facts.

One of the most glanced-over scenes in the entire first season is when Erwin and Hanji are leading the Corps back to the wall after failing to secure Annie in her Titan form. Hanji questions Erwin's decision to send Levi off only after making him refill on gas and blades; Erwin reveals that his plan was based on Hanji's information in the first place.

In other words, Hanji is someone that Erwin trusts implicitly.

But, we see the same thing with Hanji toward Erwin when they corner Annie in Stohess.

If you recall, Erwin and Levi are with Nile and the other Police soldiers during the rampage--Erwin left Hanji to call the shots. Again, proof of trust in her abilities as a leader.

However, I find it hard to believe that Hanji would have followed Erwin's plan if it had been anyone else besides Erwin that proposed it. Why?

Think of how much destruction the fight in Stohess caused. It's almost inexcusable, considering that in the end, Annie seals herself up and is useless as a test subject to Hanji and her squad. Hanji's first job is actually not a soldier, but a scientist; however, she trusted Erwin enough to not only agree to his plan to stop Annie at all costs, but also enough to be the one to carry out the dirty work.

Additionally, Hanji questions EVERYTHING. As a scientist, it's only second nature. I've admittedly seen a lot of people shitting on Hanji for questioning Erwin from time to time, but NEVER should it be interpreted as insubordination or disrespect. Rather, Hanji is trying to acquire more information from Erwin to gain knowledge of as many perspectives as possible. And, by questioning Erwin, Hanji serves as a double-check system. Levi tends to follow Erwin blindly, whereas Hanji will question him almost as a test--as if to ask, “You sure? You thought it through? OK, then let's go.”

When thinking of all of this in anime context, there's one more thing I'd like to point out:

The first OVA, Ilse's Notebook.

In this particular OVA, most of the focus is on Hanji (thank god), and it expands upon what is briefly shown in the manga when Hanji, Levi, and his squad find the journal lying around. The OVA starts with Hanji basically drooling over the idea of capturing a Titan--and no, it's not just because she's obsessed with the Titans themselves, but because she's obsessed with answering the many unanswered questions in their world, of which, the Titans are often the subject. However, when she confronts Erwin with the idea of capturing one, he turns her down--according to the dialogue, this isn't the first time they have this discussion, either.

But, perhaps you noticed Hanji's argument to Erwin? When he mentions the lives they've lost in the Corps?

“Without making any sacrifices, we can't gain anything!”

Doesn't that sound familiar?

“Someone who can't throw something away can't change anything!”

Armin said something similar--do you remember whose ideals he based his quote on?

Erwin's.

But, maybe, also Hanji's?

It is entirely possible that Hanji and Erwin have had the same thinking from the start, or that one of them influenced the other.

We don't really know for sure, since we've yet to receive Hanji's backstory (Will it even happen? Sigh), but regardless, they think similarly. OK. That's a thing.

As I mentioned previously, the bulk of their very important and often overlooked interactions are from season two (i.e. the Clash of the Titans arc) and onward in the manga/anime, up until...that thing called the serum bowl that none of us like to talk about.

If you recall, at the tail end of season one, Erwin was briefly arrested by the Military Police, then released. Once again, you'll notice that Hanji is the one calling the shots, along with Mike. Erwin has effectively split them up (presumably Erwin, I'm actually not sure if it's confirmed that he was the one to send Mike's squad to watch the 104th?), with Mike doing the physical work, and Hanji being left to the strategic end of things--to a point. I mean, it's not as if Erwin is completely out of commission at that point (unlike Levi lmao). Instead, he's working on his “big” project--to overthrow the government and get those traitors out of here--from more of a behind-the-scenes perspective. So he surely knew that things would get crazy on Hanji and co.'s end, yet he trusted her to follow through and lead the Corps while he worked separately for a while.

He doesn't think to check in on her, either, until the report about Wall Rose and the traitors finds him. I'm sure he didn't quite predict all that, especially because Reiner himself was flying by the seat of his pants lmao. He hears that Hanji and company suffered injuries, and that Eren has been taken away, along with Ymir, so obviously, being the Commander and all that jazz, he goes to check in on the Corps soldiers atop the wall. Until he arrives, Hanji does not move--it's only when she hears Erwin's arrival that she moves, and it's to talk strategy.

This admittedly brings up something else I want to talk about with them: both Erwin and Hanji are so goddamn willing to put everything and everyone else first besides their own well being.

I know a lot of EruHan writers play with this trope, but we didn't even have to add it in. It's there. All the time.

I think Erwin is especially obvious, considering how far he was willing to go to reach his goals, and his dream. However, Hanji is the same way when it comes to obtaining knowledge. And, both of them want to win. They are fighting to win. In season three, Erwin refers to himself as a gambler--the same is definitely true for Hanji, if not even more so.

So, Hanji gets her ass in gear long enough to tell Erwin what she can, and once again, using the information Hanji gave him, and not straying from it once, Erwin formulates a plan, and the Corps sets off.

Erwin did not stray from her information, used it to fuel the plan, and lost his arm in the process.

Flash-forward to Erwin in the hospital. Beardwin.

Wait, no omg.

Go back to when they brought him back to the hospital.

We don't see that, right? No, we don't.

But you know who else would've been in the hospital receiving treatment for burns and possible concussion, etc.?

Hanji.

Hanji probably saw the direct results of her instructions to Erwin.

Now flash-forward to Beardwin.

Remember, back about forty years ago when you first started reading this meta? Remember what I mentioned how the Japanese language has different types of pronouns? It also has different kinds of politeness.

In the Japanese version of the scene where Beardwin does the creepy-ass smile, Hanji enters the room speaking pretty casually, like “hey what's up Erwin--oh shit Pyxis is here too” might as well have been the actual translation. Her speech goes from casual to formal the second she sees Pyxis. Of course, up to this point, Hanji had always used casual speech with Erwin, but the stark contrast to how she speaks to Pyxis, who is a pretty easy-going guy around the Corps veterans, just drives home the fact that they are familiar with one another.

In addition, we once again see Hanji give Erwin information, and boy howdy. Does he take it and run with it.

So begins the Uprising arc.

This is the arc that just pushed me face-first into EruHan, to be perfectly honest.

This is also the arc where the language usage is the most important.

At this point, the three veterans (Erwin, Levi, and Hanji) are split up for a little while. Levi and Hanji are sent to watch over the 104th while Erwin does his thing (again). However, Hanji has a little “side project”--she is still keeping watch over Pastor Nick, until the Central Police murder him. She and Levi torture them, and that's a thing.

Due to the heavy focus on Historia and Eren, things are kind of quiet for the vets for a while, until Eren remembers some information from a dream, and yet again, Hanji brings that information to Erwin for him to put to good use.

This is one of the most important scenes in the arc, and for this ship.

First, note how calmly Erwin receives the flustered Hanji. He offers her food and water without question and immediately listens. (An aside: Erwin is probably one of the most patient characters in the series.) After explaining everything, Hanji then asks Erwin, “What should we do?” (Another aside: Don't forget how much these vets trust Erwin. Ever.)

Erwin's at least one step ahead of everyone at all times, of course, so he has an answer, but part of that answer is pretty startling: Erwin names Hanji as the next Commander of the Survey Corps. He then promptly leaves, with Hanji staring after him (be still my heart) and is soon arrested once again.

This is a scene that I can't help but dissect, simply because there's just so much there.

I'm also going to be bitter for the rest of my life that the anime strayed so much from the manga in this arc generally, but that's not the focus right now.

So, okay, remember the pronouns example I gave earlier?

Hanji uses “watashi,” Levi uses “ore,” Armin uses “boku,” etc. Most of the characters are very consistent with pronoun usage, and most of them default to either “watashi,” simply because they are in the military, methinks.

Erwin, however (and unsurprisingly), is one of the characters who changes his pronoun usage. In fact, he is the one who changes it the most that I've seen so far in the series. He switches frequently between just two, “ore” and “watashi,” but what does this mean, exactly? What is there to gain from knowing the details behind his pronoun usage?

We see Erwin using “watashi” most frequently in two situations: he uses it in formal situations as the “Commander” towards people like Zackley, Pyxis, etc., and he uses it when speaking with a “softer” demeanor, such as early interactions with Eren.

Erwin uses “ore” as a Commander might--with authority. It also seems to be his go-to generally--in other words, if he did not have any social obligations to worry about, no public faces to protect, he would use “ore.”

So, toward Levi, Erwin uses “ore” pretty much exclusively. After all, though he respects Levi, he has no reason to be gentle or keep face--in other words, no reason to use “watashi.”

However, toward Hanji, Erwin almost always uses “watashi.” (I should also note, he uses “omae” with “ore” and “kimi” with “watashi” accordingly.) The speech is more familiar, gentler almost. I wouldn't have given it much thought if it weren't for the one time he does use “ore” toward Hanji.

That time happens to be when he names her the next Commander of the Survey Corps.

So, why the change?

If you recall, that scene takes place with them talking one on one about the note that Eren has left for Hanji to read regarding his memories of a conversation between Ymir and Bertholdt. Erwin eventually has summons--ones that he is sure will lead to his arrest, and he then names Hanji his successor.

To me, after seeing all of their interactions, I think that Erwin definitely shows some favoritism toward Hanji and holds a soft spot for her. After all, if you think back to the OVA, Hanji was the one to really prove herself and stand toe to toe with him. I think he admires such stubbornness, for reasons we can only speculate now.

When I think about how he previously had spoken to Hanji, it was always so...intimate? Like, “I value this person and their opinions. We are close.” Using “ore” breaks that down and instead builds a wall between them. It's like he was saying, “I'm serious. This isn't a joke. You have to listen to me this time.”

It's worth noting that I've spoken to a few other Japanese fans about this part, both EruHan shippers and not, and everyone seems to agree that it seems like he did it for the sake of seeming authoritative, to make sure that this time, Hanji would listen without questioning him.

Of course, after the fact, Hanji questions it.

And I think that just drives my point home.

If you think back, or rather, forward in the manga, we see Hanji get handed a lot of shit--from Eren, the general populace, supposed allies. After one particular event, where Eren grabs Hanji and treats her like a piece of trash rather than his own Commander, Hanji escapes with humor, but behind closed doors, she feels frustrated and lost.

“Erwin, this was your one mistake... Why did you make me the Commander...?”

Erwin did not want Hanji to double-check him. He did not want her to question him like she normally did. He just wanted her to listen to him and take the order, so she did. So it's even more natural for her to doubt it now. She didn't get that chance in the first place--Erwin took it away from her, and she let him, because she trusted him explicitly.

We hear about it constantly with Erwin and Levi, but don't forget:

Erwin and Hanji's relationship is also built on trust.

So, let's go back to after the political arc--they decide to go back to Shiganshina, and we have what has come to be known as the serum bowl. Yay! Sounds fun, right?

NO. FUCK THE SERUM BOWL.

But it's important to dissect for the sake of this fucking essay.

I'm gonna skip straight to the good stuff--it comes down to a choice between saving Armin or Erwin. Levi is pretty much set on giving it to Armin--until a soldier brings Erwin's body back, and he's clinging to life. Eren and Mikasa get hysterical, they fight, and it looks like Mikasa is gonna straight up become THE Ackermann, until someone interrupts them.

It's Hanji, and she's injured and all alone. At this point, she's lost Moblit and part of her vision, and now she could lose Erwin, too. This person she trusts and respects probably more than anyone in the world might die. I think it affected her on more than just a personal level too, obviously--the Commander she entrusted her life and well-being to is on the brink of death, and she is supposed to somehow take his place.

Hanji obviously takes Levi's side, insisting that Erwin should be the one who gets the serum and a second lease on life. She pulls Mikasa away, holding her closely, and tells her that she understands what she's feeling, what it's like to lose someone you care about.

But, “Erwin is the hope of humanity.”

Those are Hanji's words. They're heavy. So fucking heavy.

If you questioned the respect and trust and love in their relationship (even just platonically) before, at that point, you really can't anymore, unless you decide to be in complete denial.

However, if you're caught up with the manga, you know how it goes--Erwin pulls a last minute “stunt,” then retires (cough) as Armin is given the serum and transforms into a Titan. Levi chooses Armin in order to let Erwin die as a human and not as a monster, and tries to talk himself through the choice out loud.

Hanji, however, has her eyes only on Erwin, and she is with him until his last moments of...pre-retirement...

Okay, but here's a thing I really want to point out.

Flocke, the dumb bastard who brought Erwin's life back (he's not dumb for doing that, btw), is the one who brings up the notion that it should be Erwin who receives the serum, because only Erwin had the capability of becoming a monster who could save them. That thought scared Levi, who held and continues to hold Erwin in very high esteem, and is what essentially pressed him into giving Armin the serum instead.

Do you think that thought scared Hanji?

Though we never hear one way or the other, I really don't think so.

When has Hanji ever feared the Titans?

No, it's not even just that--Hanji saw the Titans as equals. She saw them as just a different kind of human, really.

Think back to Sawney and Bean, wayyyyy way back. Think about how she recognized their personalities, respected them, and loved them as the way that they were. And she had no idea what the truth behind them was. She had no idea at that time that they were humans.

Think about how she treated Eren as a Titan shifter (before he started being ...whatever he is now). She respected him, was kind to him, and she didn't even know him.

I think it's safe to say that her relationship with Erwin would not have really changed. She would have probably respected him even more than before.

...There's honestly so much more I could say about the ship on micro-levels, but I wanted to hit these big points because not only are many of them lost in translation, but they are highly underappreciated. I get tired of seeing them left out of the main fandom, when it's such a delightful, wholesome ship that has plenty to work with in both canon and AUs.

But, if you're interested in hearing the smaller things, hmu. I think about this ship all the damn time. Everyone should have some level of appreciation for it.

--Cat

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undertalefan715 · 5 years

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Doing one of the ask lists for Joyce. :3 @createsy-muffin

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

Never held hands...

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Umm.. it kinda depends sometimes.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Nobody rn.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

I think so.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Well, one: I’m never gonna get drunk. two: I don’t think anyone would give a shit if I was drunk tbh.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Oh, Idk! lots.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

God I hope so..

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

Umm.. you Joyce. heheh.. :3

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

It depends on the person I’m talking too.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Probably Spoony.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Jeez..”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Oof.. Idk it’s hard for me to choose songs. ‘cause there’s always alot. :’)

Well um.. Never and 151 Rum from J.I.D, Chris Cornell’s cover of Billie Jean, Chum from Earl Sweatshirt, Hellboy from Trippie Redd, and Pink Maggit from Deftones.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Omg yes yessss- (my hair is made to be pet and played with)

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Yeah. heh.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

(it’s not summer yet)

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Ooo, yes. (I love to think aliens exist somewhere)

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Nope.

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Yeah, they’re pretty nice and relaxing.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

Fuck no. ugh.

21. What are you bad habits?

I really don’t know.

22. Where would you like to travel?

Japan. one day.

23. Do you have trust issues?

At times. very very rarely though.

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Playing guitar. :> (or taking a bath)

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My eyebrows, or my mustache. (mostly my eyebrows)

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Nothing. :/

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Idc. but I do wish I was a bit darker.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Spoony and Joyce.

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

...No. I could only wish though.

30. Do you ever want to get married?

Eh.. depends.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Oh yeah. hahah.

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

Oh, I really don’t know actually. but one of those celebrities would be Jason Momoa, ‘cause godDAMN he is fine. >u>

33. Spell your name with your chin.

.,I,KRF (omfg hah)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nah.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

Oh definitely TV. if I lived without music, I’d probably die. lol.

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

I don’t think so. no.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

“Awkward silence..?” then I laugh.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

Strong, cute and adorable, beautiful and pretty, sweet and caring, affectionate and loving, very cuddly and understanding, kinda feminine, funny... heh.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Ingles. (a small local store over here in NC. Idk if some of y’all are familiar with it)

40. What do you want to do after high school?

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Yes.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

Concentrating, or really upset/depressed.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Yeah, sometimes. :3

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

Ooo! outer space definitely! :00

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Nothing. (or my mom lol)

46. What are you paranoid about?

Pretty much everything.

47. Have you ever been high?

No.

48. Have you ever been drunk?

Nope.

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Uhm.. not necessarily.

50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?

Idk.. black? (everything I wear is black lol)

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

Sometimes. not often.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish I wasn’t so depressed all the time...

53. Favorite makeup brand?

I don’t do makeup.

54. Favorite store?

Guitar Center. (lol..)

55. Favorite blog?

Idk.. I have lots of faves on here. ;-;

56. Favorite color?

Black and red. (so edgy)

57. Favorite food?

Doesn’t really matter but, probably pizza tbh.

58. Last thing you ate?

Salisbury Steak and Macaroni.

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Idk. cereal?

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Idk, I don’t really compete.

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Idk. and if I did, it was probably for something completely ridiculous I didn’t do, or didn’t mean to do.

62. Been arrested? For what?

Nope. (again, am gud boyo)

63. Ever been in love?

Yeah...

65. Are you hungry right now?

Nah.

66. Do you like your Tumblr friends more than your real friends?

Hell yeah! (I don’t even have any friends I know irl)

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Twitter of course. (the fuck is Facebook)

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Uhm.. Tumblr.

69. Are you watching TV right now?

Bob the Builder. (don’t judge me) (also 69 heheheheheheh)

70. Names of your best friends?

Orion, Joyce, Rivers, Sam.

71. Craving something? What?

Nah.

72. What color are your towels?

Umm.. beige and a.. dry-ish looking pink.

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

About 4 or 5.

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

Sometimes. :’3

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

Oof, alot. :’)

75. Favorite animal?

Goats. :33

76. What color is your underwear?

...Black? (weird question but, alright)

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Depends, but I’ve always liked vanilla.

78. Favorite ice cream flavor?

Pretty much anything with cookies in it.

79. What color shirt are you wearing?

Dark blue.

80. What color pants?

Black with red stripes.

81. Favorite TV show?

Right now, it’s Umbrella Academy.

82. Favorite movie?

Pretty much any Pixar film.

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Haven’t watch either. and I don’t think I will.

86. Favorite character from Finding Nemo?

Idk umm.. Gill maybe?

87. First person you talked to today?

Either Galexion or Joyce.

88. Last person you talked to today?

I think, Spoony.

89. Name a person you hate?

*sigh* Idk.

90. Name a person you love?

Pretty much all my friends. :’))

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

One of my sister’s “friends”. she’s such a fucking bitch. a fucking snake.

92. In a fight with someone?

No.

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

I don’t think any.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Again, I don’t think I have any. (of my own, that is)

95. Last movie you watched?

Oof, I don’t know.

96. Favorite actress?

I don’t really have one.

97. Favorite actor?

Again, don’t really have one.

98. Do you tan a lot?

Nah. (I’m as white as a ghost actually)

99. Have any pets?

2 cats. :3

100. How are you feeling?

Okay. (tired though)

101. Do you type fast?

Sometimes. not alot though.

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

Yup.

103. Can you spell well?

Nope. hahah.

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yeah.. sometimes..

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

No..?

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

I-I hope not...

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yes! I was REALLY young though. :’)

108. What should you be doing?

Lots of things... u_u

109. Is something irritating you right now?

No.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yeah...

111. Do you have trust issues?

No. but rn someone is really testing my trust.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I... I’m not sure.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Idk, I can’t really remember rn...

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

The furthest I’ve been is tennessee. and that’s right next to us. lol..

115. Do you play the Wii?

Yeah. (I have different 3 Wii’s actually lmao)

116. Are you listening to music right now?

Yeah. Love Hurts. from Incubus..

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Fuck yeah!!!

118. Do you like Chinese food?

Not really.

119. Favorite book?

Oof.. Idk.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

No, not really.

121. Are you mean?

I... probably am rn...

122. Is cheating ever okay?

No. never.

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Shoes?

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Of course. heheh. uwu

125. Do you believe in true love?

Ofc! >u<

126. Are you currently bored?

Yeah. :T

127. What makes you happy?

Goat boys, my friends, music. etc.

128. Would you change your name?

Nah, I like it. :3

129. What your zodiac sign?

Aries/Pisces cusp. :>

130. Do you like subway?

Nah.

131. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Well, I’ll probably have the same feelings. heheh.

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

(didn’t I do this one before?)

133. Favorite lyrics right now?

“Pardon me, while I burst a flame, I’ve had enough of the world, and it’s peoples mindless games.” - Pardon Me from Incubus. (and lots of other lyrics, but that one is stuck in my mind)

134. Can you count to one million?

Hell no. lmao

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Pretty much all lies I’ve told. (I can not lie for shit. which can be a good thing I guess)

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

I like them opened, but sometimes I gotta close them ‘cause of my cats. :T

137. How tall are you?

5′8.

138. Curly or Straight hair?

“Straight” hair.

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette.

140. Summer or Winter?

Idk.. I think winter. uwu

141. Night or Day?

Both. but mostly night sometimes.

142. Favorite month?

March. :>

143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nope. lmao.

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk or white chocolate. dark has always been kinda gross. Idk.

145. Tea or Coffee?

Neither. hot cocoa. :3

146. Was today a good day?

Eh. it was a day.

147. Mars or Snickers?

Eh. neither really.

148. What’s your favorite quote?

Ah.. Idk. I can’t really think of any...

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Sometimes. :0

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

Um... I can’t rn. it’s a bit late...

#ask list #personal #again sorry for any mistakes. :S #might change some of them later btw.

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nyalisa-landale · 5 years

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HELP I JUST BEAT KINGDOM HEARTS 3 AND I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING

(beware spoilers. such spoilers. all of the spoilers. all of them.)

there's some stuff i'm pissed about, some stuff i'm still scratching my head over, AND THE POST-CREDITS SCENES. WHAT THE FUCK.

let's tackle these in order.

what i'm pissed about: kairi. KAIRI. FULL FUCKING STOP. things i wanted from kh3: ienzo, PLAYABLE KAIRI. i got one of those. I SURE AS FUCK DID NOT GET THE OTHER ONE. not only would it totally have been possible to play as kairi (since we got to play as both riku and aqua) but it could have been like. one fight????? I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH THAT. but not only did we never get to play as kairi, kairi was like. a complete non-entity almost?????? like they just tossed her into a fucking fridge at the end and bowled it FUCKING SHIBUYA OR SOMETHING?????? (why is sora in shibuya. why. does the use of 104 indicate that this is twewy shibuya, or is it just Generic Fictional Shibuya????? I NEED ANSWERS)

lol order what order

anyway yeah, i'm really mad about that. but also... kairi was there in the ending? and sora was the one who wasn't really there? or something? DID THAT ALL GET DONE OFF-SCREEN AND I COMPLETELY DIDN'T REALISE IT UNTIL NOW????? totally possible. but then WHY IS SORA IN SHIBUYA UGHHHHHHHH i think i just confused myself, anyway i'm still mad i never got to play as kairi

and like, xion is back, yay, that's great (HOW IN THE FUCK WAS SHE ON THAT SIDE IN THE FIRST PLACE? I THOUGHT SORA HAD HER HEART) but then she just like. replaces kairi entirely. NAMINE COMES BACK AND I THOUGHT SHE WAS IN KAIRI'S HEART BUT KAIRI IS APPARENTLY FUCKING AWOL, HOW IN THE FUCK unless, again, we just completely glossed over sora chasing down and bringing back kairi

what i'm scratching my head over: THE ENDING. like, the regular ending. xehanort fucked over ALL OF THESE PEOPLE, countless worlds are still trapped in darkness and all its inhabitants are dead, OVER A FUCKING GAME??????? sure it wasn't their weird not-chess game (chess doesn't work like that eraqus) but it basically... was their weird not-chess game. and eraqus was fucking dead???? sure just force-ghost your way back into the goddamn plot, nbd, nobody's gonna ask questions or be confused or anything AT ALL EVER

honestly, i had no idea what to expect from the endgame, or how this story would end, and... i'm not sure anyone expected that. honestly all of the bad guys in this were like... weirdly nice? i know sora's a nice person but like. we have to redeem ansem and xemnas and xehanort and like... what????? WHY?????? for a game that's all about light and dark there sure apparently wasn't any evil going on, like what the fuck. master xehanort was all like SUPER EVIL VILLAIN SETUP and then at the end he gets fucking anakin skywalkered or some shit, SERIOUSLY I DON'T MCFREAKING UNDERSTAND THIS

vexen got redeemed. i don't like it, but okay. saix got redeemed. that was kind of expected because axel.

ACTUALLY HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE SPEAKING OF AXEL AND SAIX: WHO THE FUCK WAS THE GIRL like i kind of assumed it was kairi because iirc ansem the wise did actually send her away from radiant garden so she kind of made sense to be the one but then NOTHING FUCKING GOT RESOLVED RE: KAIRI SO I HAVE NO GODDAMN CLUE but if it wasn't kairi (and it might not have been, since she was like 3 or something and lea and isa were like... ventus's age (sort of)) then who the hell was it?

SPEAKING OF VENTUS'S AGE i'm really happy that chirithy turned out to be his but WHY ARE WE NOT ADDRESSING THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM REGARDING THAT also hello ephemer out of nowhere i sure am glad that i watched back cover because otherwise i'd be CONFUSED AS HELL THAT YOU SHOWED UP FOR ONE WHOLE LINE

(also i thought that mechanic in the fight was really cool, also also i wonder how they generated the names that popped up; is it a static list or does the game pull from active players on the ux server or was it taken from players of the original version or like... what)

in theory marluxia, larxene, and luxord all got redeemed but then they never showed up again and I AM TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT although i am really curious as to what marluxia meant when he said he was remembering stuff, WAS IT UX STUFF?????? i know that asshole was a dandelion, was he remembering that

demyx is still wandering around as a fucking nobody and tbh i am DEFINITELY OKAY with us just like. never getting back to him ever. (i don't like him okay) also i'm still mad about him just HANGING AROUND IN THE FUCKING BACKGROUND while what should have been an emotional scene goes on (and also that scene was... really not all i'd hoped it would be, although it also could have been a lot worse)

and last but not least: THE FUCKING POST-CREDITS SCENES

1: XIGBAR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK oh my god i can't believe xigbar was fucking foreshadowing, after you fight him he says master xehanort was going to pass down his keyblade to him, and also that he is definitely 100% worthy of a keyblade AND THEN THAT FUCKING HAPPENED

and the fucking craziest part of it all is that if that had happened IT WAS HIS KEYBLADE ALL ALONG ANYWAY and also apparently this means that xigbar trained xehanort and eraqus?????? (also side note: how in the fuck are eraqus and xehanort actually the same age, like, i know eraqus looked quite a bit older here than he did in bbs - oddly enough since he's fucking dead and therefore hasn't aged since bbs - but even still and even allowing for like a ~5 year gap between the two of them MASTER XEHANORT LOOKS SO MUCH FUCKING OLDER i can only assume it's all the time travel and/or DARKNESS that did it but still how

(also: in the good timeline we would still have had leonard nimoy for kh3 and never have i ever missed him more keenly than the first time master xehanort opened his goddamn mouth in this game)

what's in the box xigbar WHAT'S IN THE BOX WHAT IS IN THE GODDAMN BOX, XIGBAR also you tell me right the fuck now where ava is TELL ME WHERE MY UNION LEADER IS, XIGBAR (answer: probably dead but also if there was supposed to be a traitor and she's the only one who doesn't show up does that mean she's the traitor? i mean i guess in theory her role of assembling and training the dandelions could be considered that way, since union alliances were forbidden, but that wasn't really a union alliance, and anyway i kind of assumed that the traitor would be, idk, something actually serious)

seriously. where is ava and WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS IN THE BOX.

2: WHAT DID I JUST WATCH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS HAPPENING SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN just kidding no one can explain because NO ONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON, EITHER

are sora and riku in the same world? (it doesn't look like it) WHY IS SORA IN SHIBUYA????? i caught the verum rex bit with riku, it was... kind of obvious, but also WHY IS HE THERE WHAT IS GOING ON

like, at first i assumed sora was going to be waking up wherever he ended up after going after kairi, but then i was like "...wait is sora in the real world DID HE END UP IN OUR WORLD" and then FUCKING SHIBUYA but. sora being wherever he ended up after going after kairi doesn't explain why riku is wherever the fuck he is (insomnia???? DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE VERUM REX'S RESEMBLANCE TO FFXV, ARE WE DOING VS XIII FOR REAL?????) and why the fuck is riku in some random-ass place, who is the cloaked person (luxubar? the master of masters???? someone else entirely????????)

the xehanort saga is Over, and that's great, but like. i have way more questions than i had before i started playing this goddamn game

#azu plays kingdom hearts #spoilers #kingdom hearts spoilers #kingdom hearts 3 spoilers #kh3 spoilers #is that enough spoiler tags

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killanyone4you · 5 years

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i hate asking people to ask me questions so here are my answers

this was more fun for me then it will be for you

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? uhh my little brother maybe

2. Are you outgoing or shy? depends on my mood i think.

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? idk if this counts but i’m seeing the used in july

4. Are you easy to get along with? yes. usually

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? i dont drink.

6. What kind of people are you attracted to? all kinds of people. i dont really have a good answer for this. i’m attracted to people i connect with and that’s what i focus on

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? uhhhh

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? i cant say or i’ll be heavily judged

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? no

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? my best friend.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? thank you you da best

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? like, of all time or just like, that i’ve been listening to recently? ima answer both. so my 5 favorite songs of all time in no particular order are: Something Corporate: Ruthless. Something Corporate: Walking By. Good Charlotte: Screamer. The Outfield: Your Love and Fall Out Boy: Young Volcanoes. my top 5 of all time has changed for sure but that’s it right now. and then as far as songs i’ve been listening to non stop recently also in no particular order: LP: Switchblade (also any LP). Taylor Swift: Gorgeous (also any Taylor Swift). Post Malone: Sunflower. Selena Gomez: Back to you. I Prevail: My Heart I Surrender. also bonus jonas: any throwback Jo Bro songs and also their new song. anyway that took longer than i expected.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? very much

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? no not really. shit happens.

15. What good thing happened this summer? it’s not summer yet

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? sure

17. Do you think there is life on other planets? probs

18. Do you still talk to your first crush? no haha

19. Do you like bubble baths? yes. dont trust anyone who doesn’t like bubble baths

20. Do you like your neighbors? i dont really know them.

21. What are you bad habits? hating myself? idk i’m a hermit person who hides from the world. annddd that’s probably not the best habit

22. Where would you like to travel? everywhere

23. Do you have trust issues? uhhh. i like to think i dont but i probably do

24. Favorite part of your daily routine? sleep

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? most of it

26. What do you do when you wake up? pee

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? i just wish my skin was even. it’s a mess.

28. Who are you most comfortable around? my little brother

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? nope. they ran for the fuckin hills yall

30. Do you ever want to get married? maybe

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? yus

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? um... i feel like Will Farrell and Danny McBride could get the job done.

33. Spell your name with your chin. hard pass

34. Do you play sports? What sports? no sir.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music? tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? uh yeah. probs a million times

37. What do you say during awkward silences? unintentionally anything and everything that could possibly make the situation more uncomfortable.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy? to answer this properly i’d have to think about it and i’m really just looking for quick answers here. if someone reads this and truly wants to know send me an ask and i’ll answer for real.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? target, the christmas tree shoppe, barnes and noble, michales.

40. What do you want to do after high school? lol i’m old af i’ve been out of high school for 10 years yall

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? no. some people do.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? i’m uncomfortable or i dont know how to say what i’m thinking.

43. Do you smile at strangers? yes. all the time and i hate myself for it.

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? neither pls both of those things are probably my biggest fears of all time.

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? the need to piss.

46. What are you paranoid about? losing my job due to illness.

47. Have you ever been high? yes

48. Have you ever been drunk? yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? yes

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else? yup.

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? my plethora of mental illnesses. probably.

53. Favourite makeup brand? i dont wear makeup much anymore. i cant say i have a favorite.

54. Favourite store? the christmas tree shoppe

55. Favourite blog? does anyone have a favorite blog?

56. Favourite colour? grey

57. Favourite food? cheese/

58. Last thing you ate? ice

59. First thing you ate this morning? cake.

60. Ever won a competition? For what? i’ve won writing competitions

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? fighting.

62. Been arrested? For what? nope/

63. Ever been in love? i can never tell.

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? well technically my first kiss was in pre school with a boy called tommy but i’m not sure that counts. my first like, real kiss was at a smashing pumpkins concert and i was kind of seeing this guy who was one of my best friends in middle school and we were in that middle place of like, being really good friends but wanting to see if there was more. so we were there with my best friend and his best friend (who i also had a thing for dont fucking judge me) so i was laying in the grass with my head in his lap listening to one of the opening bands (i wanna say it was fuel but i dont remember) and he texted all the people with our group to ask them to leave so all of a sudden they all walk away and once their gone he leans over me spider man style and kisses me. so to be fair it was also his first kiss but it was really awkward and bad and we didn’t talk at all after, we just went back to watching the show and when my friends all came back i got up and forced them to go to the bathroom with me to tell them what happened and to ask them why they abandoned me. later i found out he was super proud of his “slick moves” and did not in any way pick up on how awkward i felt.

65. Are you hungry right now? nope

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? i dont really have many of either so eh

67. Facebook or Twitter? facebook. i dont even use twitter.

68. Twitter or Tumblr? ^^

69. Are you watching tv right now? i have youtube on my tv playing music videos.

70. Names of your bestfriends? Jerry

71. Craving something? What? Mexican food

72. What colour are your towels? grey

72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 1

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? a few

75. Favourite animal? elephant

76. What colour is your underwear? grey and white

77. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla i guess.

78. Favourite ice cream flavour? raspberry sherbet -

79. What colour shirt are you wearing? black

80. What colour pants? not wearing pants.

81. Favourite tv show? Guys Grocery Games

82. Favourite movie? The Princess Bride or Music and Lyrics or 10 Things I Hate about You

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? .... this is a dumb fucking question. i shouldn’t even have to say the answer. if you’re in any way questioning the answer dont ever talk to me.

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 21 Jump Street.

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? She doesn’t even go here!

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? Dory

87. First person you talked to today? my cat

88. Last person you talked to today? my mother

89. Name a person you hate? i try not to hate anyone. but i guess it’s safe to say trump

90. Name a person you love? my baby brother

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? kind of my mom. always trump

92. In a fight with someone? nope i dont do that petty shit.

93. How many sweatpants do you have? i’m not sure any of my pants qualify as sweat pants. i have a lot of leggings and pajama pants.

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? a shit ton. 20 or 30. i dont really know.

95. Last movie you watched? i watched most of infinity war earlier because i was bored but i stopped about halfway thru to go masturbate. which wasn’t a result of the movie i was just horny

96. Favourite actress? i dont really have one so i’m going to say Millie Bobby Brown because she’s a sweet baby angel

97. Favourite actor? i also dont have one but Paul Rudd is always on my mind so.

98. Do you tan a lot? no yall i’m sickly white all year round.

99. Have any pets? i have a chonky boi Pogue the black cat

100. How are you feeling? quite indifferent rn actually.

101. Do you type fast? i guess.

102. Do you regret anything from your past? many things

103. Can you spell well? nope i spell like shit,

104. Do you miss anyone from your past? yup

105. Ever been to a bonfire party? many. love good bonfire.

106. Ever broken someone’s heart? i guess.

107. Have you ever been on a horse? yes i am... born of hillbillies. so. we ride horses.

108. What should you be doing? dishessssss

109. Is something irritating you right now? i had plans with my goddamn mother which i partially only made because i wanted her to bring me some things i had mailed to her house and after waiting FIVE HOURS for her to call and tell tell me she was on her wait. she never did so i finally called her and she was like “uhh i said maybe tomorrow.” UGH i wasted half my goddamn day waiting on her ass.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? uh yes. it’s awful

111. Do you have trust issues? you already asked this.

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? my cat

113. What was your childhood nickname? i dont think i really had one. my stepmom called me kay.

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? yes

115. Do you play the Wii? i never had a wii but i played it with others

116. Are you listening to music right now? yes. i have a random playlist on youtube playing. rn it’s malibu miley cyrus

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? with a soda on the side.

118. Do you like Chinese food? yes. it’s probably my second favorite kind of food.

119. Favourite book? well all the harry potter books i think would be my favorite but i hate that answer because it’s not specific so my favorite stand alone book is Ella Enchanted.

120. Are you afraid of the dark? not usually.

121. Are you mean? yeah sometimes.

122. Is cheating ever okay? on a partner? no. on other stuff maybe

123. Can you keep white shoes clean? nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight? nope

125. Do you believe in true love? nope

126. Are you currently bored? yes. why do you think i’m sitting here answering a hundred and fifty questions for no reason? no one asked for this lol

127. What makes you happy? sleep. books. my cat. music. driving on the highway at night. food. rollercoasters

128. Would you change your name? probably. i hate my name.

129. What your zodiac sign? taurus

130. Do you like subway? yes

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? my best friend of the opposite sex is gay but if it happened i’d ask him if his feelings would somehow cause us to stop being friends and deal with that accordingly

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? my sister in law.

133. Favourite lyrics right now? this is hard because there are a shit ton but i guess the one that’s sticking out the most to me rn is “i have a thought of you for every star in the sky”

134. Can you count to one million? i mean, yeah. but why?

135. Dumbest lie you ever told? yall i’ve told so many lies. but the one that just popped into my head is when i was pretty young i was mad at my older brother for who even knows what so i wrote his name on our front door in his hand writing with sharpie. it worked and he got into a lot of trouble

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? open. my asshole cat doesn’t allow any doors in my apartment to be closed at any time.

137. How tall are you? 5′5

138. Curly or Straight hair? weird waves that dont ever look good

139. Brunette or Blonde? i’m brunette but i dye that shit.

140. Summer or Winter? winter.

141. Night or Day? both for different reasons.

142. Favourite month? i dont have one

143. Are you a vegetarian? no

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? dark

145. Tea or Coffee? both.

146. Was today a good day? not really.

147. Mars or Snickers? neither

148. What’s your favourite quote? god that’s impossible. there’s no chance i could pick only one quote so i’m just going to drop one from the labyrinth because it’s been on my mind and David Bowie is a sex god. “Just fear me, love me, do as i say and i will be your slave.” like. fucking imagine the Goblin King saying that to you? i'd die. fuck me right here pls i'll do anything you say. pls.

149. Do you believe in ghosts? i dont. but i’m willing to be proven wrong

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? “That’s all right.” said the Stork, who was flying along beside them. “I always like to help anyone in trouble. But i must go now, for my babies are waiting in the nest for me. I hope you will find the Emerald City and that Oz will help you.”

#questions #no one asked #get to know me #lol #this took so long omg #have fun scrolling past this

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kitjoy · 7 years

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This could be fun or extremely sad

1: Name: Jess 2: Age: 17 3: 3 Fears: Wasps, Small spaces and idk 4: 3 things I love: My dogs, My cats and movies 5: 4 turns on: Hair pulling, Dry humping, Kissed against a wall, Moaning lol 6: 4 turns off: Dirty Talk (not a big fan), Feet, Cockiness, Guys who STOP TALKING TO YOU STRAIGHT AFTER YOU GOT OFF WITH THEM 7: My best friend: Meg and Emily 8: Sexual orientation: Um probs like Bi or something but 90% attracted to boys 9: My best first date: Aint had one tbh 10: How tall am I: 5′5 11: What do I miss: Not having responsibilities 12: What time were I born: 3pm 13: Favorite color: Yellow 14: Do I have a crush: Nah 15: Favorite quote: A lot of movie quotes 16: Favorite place: Home 17: Favorite food: Italian food 18: Do I use sarcasm: No(!) 19: What am I listening to right now: Hold on- SE22 Mix 20: First thing I notice in new person: Usually mouth or eyes 21: Shoe size: 7 22: Eye color: Hazel 23: Hair color: Naturally Blonde/Brown but Grey atm 24: Favorite style of clothing: Oversized jackets are my shit 25: Ever done a prank call?: Yeah when I was like 12 27: Meaning behind my URL: Just liked the sound of it 28: Favorite movie: Die Hard 29: Favorite song: Changes all the time 30: Favorite band: ^ 31: How I feel right now: Eh 32: Someone I love: My Momther 33: My current relationship status: Singleeee (and have been for abt 4 yrs??) 34: My relationship with my parents: Ok I guess 35: Favorite holiday: Either Halloween or Christmas 36: Tattoos and piercing i have: Arrow of my hip, Something to do with my zodiac of my ankle, Ears pierced 37: Tattoos and piercing i want: A drawing my mum did when she was my age (The dragon on a The Clash CD cover) 38: The reason I joined Tumblr: Don’t remember 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?: Barely remember him tbh 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: Nope 41: Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? Nah 42: When did I last hold hands? Agesss ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Depends if im late or not 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No but I need to goddamn 45: Where am I right now? My bedroom (as always) 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Myself I’m pretty responsible when drunk imo 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Fuckin loud hell yeah 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Yep 49: Am I excited for anything? V festival and a J Cole concert I’m going to :DD 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? FUCK no 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Not so much nowadays 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? Last weekend 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Wouldn’t care lmao 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Yup 55: What is something I disliked about today? Nothing yet but it’s still early 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ri Ri or Chance the Rapper I lov them 57: What do I think about most?: Probs my future 58: What’s my strangest talent?: Can crack almost every joint in my body 59: Do I have any strange phobias?: Nah I think they’re all valid 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: Behind 61: What was the last lie I told?: That I didn’t have weed on me lol 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: Who even talks on the phone anymore 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: Yes to ghosts, idk to aliens 64: Do I believe in magic?: Nah 65: Do I believe in luck?: Not really 66: What’s the weather like right now?: Sunny but windy 67: What was the last book I’ve read?: 1984 (and still haven’t finished it) 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?: Only when I have a full tank in my car 69: Do I have any nicknames?: Used to be called Jep 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?: Ripped my toenail half off once (: 71: Do I spend money or save it?: Try to save it 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: Yeah 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: Yeah my candle jar 74: Favorite animal?: Hmm dogs and cats are cool but I love leopards 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: Playing Sims 4 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Probably Trump or something 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Freedom By George Michael 78: How can you win my heart?: Be attentive to me and don’t be fake 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: Baddest bitch there ever was 80: What is my favorite word?: Goiym 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Don’t really have a top 5 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: Waddup wanna hang? 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?: Apparently I do I found out recently 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: Either invisibility bc I’m a nosy bitch or levitation 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: How are you feeling? 86: What is my current desktop picture? Deadpool 87: Had sex?: Nah 88: Bought condoms?: Nope 89: Gotten pregnant?: No 90: Failed a class?: not yet luckily 91: Kissed a boy?: Yah 92: Kissed a girl?: Yah 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: Nope 94: Had job?: Yep 95: Left the house without my wallet?: I do it all the time 96: Bullied someone on the internet?: No way 97: Had sex in public?: Nope 98: Played on a sports team?: Does a school team count 99: Smoked weed?: Hell yeah 100: Did drugs?: Only weed 101: Smoked cigarettes?: Yeah 102: Drank alcohol?: Ofc 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: No way couldn’t like without bacon 104: Been overweight?: Nope 105: Been underweight?: Yeah but that’s just my body type 106: Been to a wedding?: Yep 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: Literally everyday :/ 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: Probs when I was younger 109: Been outside my home country?: Yah 110: Gotten my heart broken?: No 111: Been to a professional sports game? Don’t think so 112: Broken a bone?: Luckily no 113: Cut myself?: Yup 114: Been to prom?: Yeah 115: Been in airplane?: Yeah 116: Fly by helicopter?: No I wish 117: What concerts have I been to?: Olly Murs and JLS concert (I’m cool), and V festival 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: Nope not yet 119: Learned another language?: I’m ok at German I guess 120: Wore make up?: Yep 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?: Not yet but I’m working on it lmao 122: Had oral sex?: Nah 123: Dyed my hair?: Multiple times 124: Voted in a presidential election?: No 125: Rode in an ambulance?: No 126: Had a surgery?: Yep 127: Met someone famous?: Nah 128: Stalked someone on a social network?: Who hasn’t 129: Peed outside?: Yah :/ 130: Been fishing?: Yeah 131: Helped with charity?: Yes 132: Been rejected by a crush?: Not directly 133: Broken a mirror?: Nope 134: What do I want for birthday?: Erm probably like money or a sick 18th party when I can then drink (legally)

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kitkatkeithkogane · 7 years

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all 104 asks :)))

JESUS H. CHRIST. ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO THEN AL OH MY GOD. YOU BETTER DO YOURS TOO OR ELSE I’M COMING FOR YOU.

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Oh man the last person I texted was my friend Lilly and I don’t know her that well so I’d probably say “how did I get here and where are my clothes.”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?We’re tight, we send each other memes everyday. Shout out to my boi Zac

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?It depends the drug I guess. Like weed? Tight. Crack cocaine? Um maybe, like, not so tight

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeah it’s eight

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?I was sober af

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?I liked a straight girl for a long time, but I didn’t so much mess it up as it was never there to begin with since she’s….. y’know straight

7. What does your last received text say?It’s the little emoticon of that girl holding out her hand. You know. The slay girl? The girl that looks like she’s saying yaaaaass. That one.

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Just once. Once again shout out to my boi Zac

9. Where was your last kiss at?In my car listening to stairway to heaven because I know how to woo a man

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I don’t have any siblings, I’m an only child

11. What do you drink in the morning?Water. I’m a slut for hydration

12. Where did you sleep last night?My apartment.

13. Do you think relationships are hard?Oh hell yeah boi, but if it’s with the right person it’s worth it.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yah, every single decision I ever made

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Nah it’s my boi Zac, we’d probs just look at memes

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?I like both! But sometimes too much rain can depress me

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Oh hell yeah my girl Lilly from question 1, also my old tennis doubles partner Veronica.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pj pants, It’s 1am

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Honestly who the fuck knows my dude

20. Does anyone like you?I don’t think so

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope, can’t say that I’ve had

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Nah my boi Zac is straight

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Yeah a shit ton.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Yes! I want one on my thigh and goddamn it I’m gonna get it

25. In the past week have you cried?Yeah everyday actually lol, I have depression ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Ah I actually just saw one like an hour ago! I think he was a boxer, like a tiny boxer.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?In the shower, I hate it when my wet feet touch the carpet is that weird?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

I have indeed actually

29. Do you think you’re old?Nah. Maybe. Slightly old. I’m 20

30. Do you like text messaging?Hell yeh I like a good text

31. What type of day are you having?Really chill, hung out with a friend and had taco bell

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yeah I’ve thought about it but I don’t have anything pierced so I don’t think I’ll ever do it ha

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Probably warm weather, I live in Florida so I’ve never really experienced cold, cold weather.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Ummmmm, my boi Zac?

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Complicated. I don’t even understand my damn self. Who the fuck is she and why she gotta be so damn annoying.

37. What song are you listening to?Nothing, silence. But I will say the song I’m currently in love with right now is Two Fux by Adam Lambert, that shit is amazing.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Oh hell yeah. I say it a lot but I mean it every time.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Um like my mom?

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I really don’t like anyone right now to be honest.

41. When did you last receive a text message?Um 6:34pm from my girl Lilly

42. What is wrong with you right now?Lol dude so much.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Not that well but well enough to like be comfortable around her.

44. Does anyone disgust you?The current president of the United States, That weasel from back at the barnyard. Idk that guy just freaks me out.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Probably not, maybe when I’m in better control of myself

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah I’m chillin

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My friend Dominique

48. What color shirt are you wearing?Black!

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?YEAH ALEX TELLING ME TO DO ALL OF THESE ASKS. I’M LOOKING AT YOU.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?My owN DAMN SELF. Shit.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah she’s cool.52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Ummmm yeah I’ve had that happen before.

53. Do you like rain?Yeah I do, it’s soothing.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Nah

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?What else are you supposed to do when you like someone?

56. Do you like to cuddle?Yeah I do but not with like anybody I gotta be tight with you first.

57. Are you shy?People tell me that I am but I hate that.

58. Do you get along with girls?Oh hell yeah I love girls. Platonically and very un-platonically

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?My girl Lilly?? Nah we just friends.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?Probably my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Oh hell yeah!! I love creepy shit. I might cry a little though. But who wouldn’t, ya know?

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah I have before.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Very, I’d probably finger gun at them.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ummm me and my friend Dominique stayed up reading fanfic together, I thought that was cute. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?Hoo boy. Um 18, 21, and 20. 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I mean I love getting my nails done but that’s too expensive.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? I fuck with a leopard print.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Nope, just a parking decal haha

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne. I used to go to school with a boy named Lil Wayne. Shout out to my boi Lil Wayne.

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone, bish

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Like a week ago on my birthday

73. Do you like diet soda? Nope, I don’t like soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room? At my apartment they’re white, at my house they’re coral, heh.

75. Are you 16 or older? ]Yup, I’m 20

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Nope but I read all the books. I think Emily is the reason why I’m bi lol

77. Do you have a job? Nope I’m hella unemployed

78. What are your initials? MMZ

79. Did you ever have braces? Nope

80. Are you from the south? I mean I live in Florida but I was born in California81. What does your last status on facebook say? I have no idea, I haven’t opened that shit in years.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yeah! He’s a great guy! He’s gay now tho lol

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? My mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? I’ve done gymnastics, I can do I handstand. That means I’m hip.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Spider-Man Homecoming!

86. Do you smoke? Nahh

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Flip Flops, I got high arches, you kno?

88. Is your phone touch screen? Why yes it is.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? It’s naturally a little wavy so I guess wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Nah are you kidding? I’d get killed by my mom. How do kids do that shit? No really I want to know.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Hmmmmmm probably a river

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Why yes, yes I have

93. …Had sex in a car? No girl

94. Are you single or in a relationship? I’m huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? Um on tumblr just scrollin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Driving to my apartment! I saw the Disney fireworks ha.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yeah I love it, it’s great.

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Umm…. Yes, yes I have. Heh.

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? No, but there was this one time I drank so much that I started crying in this random guys lap because I was mad the room wouldn’t stop moving. Good times.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Honestly idk I don’t even use facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? God no, and I hope I never do pls god hear my prayer

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Um gotta be Blow, I love that song

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Omg I have flip flop tan lines don’t judge me

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Hell yeah. Yee haw mother fuckers.

#le ask

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underabr0kensky · 7 years

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BIGGEST GODDAMN SURVEY EVER HOLY SHIT

1- How are you? Content I suppose.

2- Post a picture of yourself. I did yesterday you fuck, go look.

3- Do you ever wish you were someone else? Nah, I’d probably still be messed up as anyone else.

4- What is your entire name? Conner Wade Garcia.

5- How old are you? 24.

6- Age you get mistaken for: I’ve been mistaken for like 19.

7- Your zodiac/horoscope and if you think it fits your personality: Libra, and yeah, the stuff I see is usually fairly accurate.

8- What did you do on your last birthday? Worked, and then slept.

9- What is one thing you would like to accomplish before your next birthday? Uhh...maybe quit drinking?

10- What is your hair color? Dark brown.

11- Have you ever dyed your hair? I had a rat tail when I was like 12 that I dyed blonde.

12- What is your eye color? Hazel, sometimes gray.

13- If you could change your eye color, would you? I’d make them perma-gray.

14- Do you wear contacts/glasses? Yep, I’m fucking blind without my contacts.

15- Your opinion about your body and how confortable you are with it: Meh. It needs work. Fucking pudgy belly.

16- Have you ever considered plastic surgery? What would you alter about your body? Nope.

17- Say 8 facts about your body: That’s a lot, so I’ll say one: I have two scars on my right hand in almost the same place.

18- Do you have any tattoos? Not yet.

19- Do you have any piercings? Nope.

20- Left or right handed? I am a righty, not a subhuman Morlock freak witch person.

21- What’s your sexual orientation? Straight.

22- Do you drink? Yeah, more than I should.

23- Do you smoke? No.

24- Do you have any pets? I wish. I want a kitteh.

25- Where do you work? I don’t right now. I worked at Walmart til like a month ago.

26- Something you are working on right now: Cutting back on my drinking.

27- Do you have any “rules” about food? Nah, but there are some foods I just can’t stand.

28- Where are you from? Tennessee. Ew.

29- What would you say is your best quality? Uhh. I’m good at listening.

30- What do you think you’re really good at? Guitar.

31- What do you think you’re really bad at? Staying sober.

32- What talent do you wish you’d been born with? I’d be happy with not having been born with depression.

33- Are you a bad person? Well I mean I think I kind of suck, but everyone says I’m awesome.

34- Are you nice to everyone? I try to be.

35- Say 3 facts about your personality: I have a temper, I like to listen, and I doubt myself a lot.

36- Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you? Yeah lol.

37- What is your ideal bed? Why? A king bed with a curtain around it, because fuck anyone staring at me sleeping. Unless it’s my girlfriend.

38- Did you wake up cranky? Depends on how early I get up.

39- Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? Sometimes.

40- What do you think about the most? My mind is too all over the place for that.

41- Share 2 habits: Drinking and nail-biting.

42- What you want to be when you “get older”? Financially stable bruh.

43- What are your career goals? To not live paycheck to paycheck. And maybe to not hate my job.

44- What is your ideal career? Musician.

45- Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Fucking fuck no.

46- Do you replay things that have happened in your head? Oh yeah, that’s like 98% of my day.

47- Have you ever had an imaginary friend? Yeah, I have.

48- Say 10 facts about your room: I’m not gonna listen ten, but I have a bunch of band/music posters, there’s an electric drum kit in the corner, there are lots of dragon statues, there’s an Arcueid figure (Tsukihime for anyone who gets that), uhh...Borderlands 2 is paused on my TV right now. And there are many guitars.

49- Do you have any phobias? Spiders, needles, and fucking tornadoes.

50- Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist? Yeah, both of them. The therapist stopped practicing which sucked and the psychiatrist was a Godfagging quack.

51- Are you allergic to anything? If so, what? Pollen, rabbits, pork, artificial green apple, cat dandruff, and goldenrod. And amoxicillin.

52- Ever broken any bones? Nope, and I have no idea how.

53- Ever come close to death? Yeah, a couple of times.

54- Things you like and dislike about yourself: Uhh. I like my looks for the most part and my musical talent. Hate pretty much everything else lol.

55- A random fact about yourself: I can curl my tongue. Helps me play the harmonica.

56- What are three things most people don’t know about you? I’ve kissed a guy before, I cry a lot for a guy (or for a person, probably), and I like anime a lot. Specifically stupid slice of life shit and shonen.

57- An unknown fact about your life: Uhh. My stupid fucking taskbar can’t be right clicked. I hate Windows 10.

58- Share something about yourself others might think is weird: I like being choked and slapped in bed.

59- Five weird things that you like: Fried calimari, pineapple on pizza, Wendy’s fries dipped in their chocolate shake (thanks Jess), classical music, and getting drunk outside.

60- Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this? Yes. And nobody sent me this, I just fill these out as surveys because nobody fucking responds if I just reblog it.

61- Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Yeah, but they’re not recent. I’m not really active on there anymore.

62- Describe yourself in one word/sentence: Fucked up.

63- A quote you try to live by: “I choose to live rather than just exist” comes the closest, but I’m doing a terrible job of that lol.

64- Leave me a compliment: Uhh. Anyone who reads this, you’re pretty.

Favorites

65- What is your favorite thing to do? Play guitar or listen to music. Or, lately, play Borderlands 2. The DLC is poppin’, yo.

66- What’s your favorite color? Black.

67- What’s your favorite band/singer? Favorite band is Children of Bodom. Favorite singers are James Hetfield, Marc Hudson, Howard Jones, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Elvis Presley, Anders Fridén, Matt Heafy, Warrel Dane, Amy Lee, probably others I’ve forgotten.

68- What’s your favorite movie? That’s hard. Goodfellas, the Godfather Part I and II, 300, both Avengers movies, Captain America: Civil War, Titanic, Hesher, and Good Will Hunting are some of my favorites.

69- What are your favorite books? The Wheel of Time series, Bag of Bones, the Harry Potter series, The Way of Kings, Words of Radiance, Penpal, Shout!: The Beatles in Their Generation, A Painted House, Jurassic Park, Black Lightning, shit I have a lot more.

70- What is your favorite quote and why? The above quote, because it represents what I wish I could actually do. But ya know. Money.

71- What is your favorite word? Fuck.

72- What is your least favorite word? Money.

73- What is your favorite type of food? Italian food motherfucker. Specifically lasagna.

74- Your favorite ice cream? Heath bar.

75- What’s your favorite animal? KITTEH.

76- Dogs or cats? KITTEHS.

77- Describe your favourite texture: Uhh. Those really soft silky-feeling blankets.

78- What is your favorite flower? A BLACK ROSE EHHHH SO EDGY. Probably daffodils.

79- What’s your favourite scent? And on the opposite sex? The smell right before or after it rains. And on the opposite sex, whatever perfume they like.

80- What is your favorite season? Spring.

81- What are the top five places you wish you could go before you die? Venice, Berlin, Scotland, Norway, and that weird island with the dragon fruit and flat freaky trees that I’ve forgotten the name of and am too lazy to Google.

82- What are four things you can’t live without and why? Internet, phone, music, and cute animals. Because they keep me from fucking murdering myself.

83- Which mythological creature are you most like? Why? I have no idea but I’m gonna take a quiz right now, brb. Apparently I’m a goddamn unicorn, fuck.

84- What’s your favorite television show? House M.D.

85- Favorite place to shop at? Walmart. Fuck shopping bruh.

86- Say 2 facts about your favorite things: Uhh. One has strings and one lives in Germany.

Family, childhood and places

87- Say 4 facts about your parents: My dad is Spanish, my mom has depression, they divorced when I was like 11, and my dad is a medical professional.

88- Are you more like your mom or your dad? I think I’m like. Exactly equal to both of them. It’s frustrating.

89- Do you have any siblings? An older half brother, two younger step siblings, and two younger half brothers.

90- Say 9 facts about your family: That’s too many facts, die. My family is really big though and my dad’s side can speak Spanish.

91- What’s your relationship like with your family? Meh. Not great with my dad, my mom and I are fine though.

92- Say 7 facts about your childhood: There was a lot of stress and emotional abuse and shit. But it was also a better childhood than most people I think.

93- The best and the worst childhood memories: one of my favorites was when I got a PS1 for my birthday. Worst, I have no idea. Whenever my parents fought, which was a lot.

94- Say 6 facts about your home town: It’s tiny, it’s full of rednecks with fucking F10000 penis substitutes, it has a pretty chill as county fair. I know that’s only 4, fuck off.

95- Are you going out of town soon? Nah, I doubt it.

96- Where would you like to live? If I had to stay in America, California. If I could leave, I dunno, probably Norway or Sweden. Somewhere in Europe definitely.

97- What would your dream house be like? Victorian style please.

98- Where would you go on your dream vacation? Italy. I’d get banned from the country for eating all their food.

99- Where you want to be right now? With my girlfriend, or at a beach somewhere.

100- Top three places to visit: Venice, Berlin, Spain.

Friends

101- Would you ever smile at a stranger? Yeah, I do sometimes.

102- Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Girls. Most of the guys around here act like douches and only ever talk about sports or fucking girls.

103- Who is someone you never tire of? My girlfriend.

104- Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? There are a couple of people.

105- Who is your most loyal friend? Phil.

106- Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? Mhmm. Three people.

107- If your best friend died, what would you do? Get horrendously drunk for days on end and snap at everyone.

108- A reason you’ve lied to a friend: No idea. Probably because I didn’t want to leave my house or something, lol.

109- Have you ever felt replaced? Yeah, sometimes.

110- Say 5 facts about your bestfriend(s): Too many facts. But he is a drummer and he likes roleplaying games.

Relationships

111- The last person you hugged? Not a fucking clue. Sasha I think.

112- Who was your first kiss with? Girl named Jessica. It was in the garden section at Walmart lol.

113- Do you like kissing in public? I fucking love it.

114- Have you ever kissed someone older than you? Yeah, plenty of times.

115- You have a preference for boys or girls? Girls pls.

116- Is the male or female body closest to perfection? I don’t think anything or anyone is perfect, but I prefer the female body.

117- Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah.

118- Do you believe in soul mates? Maybe. I didn’t used to but now I kinda do.

119- What is your idea of the perfect date? I don’t really care honestly. Just something cute and romantic.

120- Based on past relationships or crushes, describe your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend: I like someone who I can talk to and not get bored of, someone who can keep up with my weird thought processes, and someone who doesn’t mind me being a kinky fuck.

121- What is the first thing you noticed in someone? Eyes or face in general, usually. Unless they’re wearing a crazy outfit or something.

122- Are looks important in a relationship? Yeah. They’re not the most important thing but I have to be attracted to someone.

123- What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? There’s not really an external characteristic someone needs to have for me to like them, but I love red hair.

124- What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? No biggie as long as it’s not like a 26 year old dating a 13 year old or something. My ex and I were five years apart.

125- Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Hahaha. The only two serious relationships I’ve had were on the Internet.

126- Five guys/girls whom you find attractive: The girlfriend, the ex girlfriend, Emma Watson, Olivia Wilde, Mila Kunis.

127- Do you have a crush on anyone? It’s a bit more than a crush.

128- A description of the girl/boy you like: She’s hot as fuck yo. Hotter than you. :D

129- Say 1 fact about the person your like: She has facial piercings and she always loses :P

130- If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? “Can I meet the body I mean person?”

131- When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Whenever I sent the girlfriend the last message lol.

132- Do you think someone has feelings for you? I know she does.

133- Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Probably. Ew.

134- Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? You could say I make a habit of it.

135- Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Who hasn’t?

136- Anyone you’re giving up on? Nah. Probably should be, but nah.

137- Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yup.

138- Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Yeah, the girl I dated throughout high school was kind of a cunt to my friends.

139- Have you ever liked one of your best friends? Yup.

140- Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Mhmm. Scary thought haha.

141- Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes.

142- Is there someone you will never forget? Absolutely.

143- Say five ways to win your heart: Babble at me in a foreign language, cook me Italian food, introduce me to your cat, leave big ass scratches down my back, or act like a sappy romantic fuck.

144- What turns you on? Slapping, choking, hair pulling, biting, scratching, moaning, hard tongue on tongue kissing, girl on girl. I’m a guy. Eat me.

145- What turns you off? Bitchy people and close-minded bigoted fucks.

146- What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Jerk me while you whisper about fucking a girl into my ear and don’t let me cum until you say so. It has been done to me and it was fucking awesome.

147- What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? Probably when I found out Jess had started a separate bank account and was funneling parts of her paychecks into it to help me financially when I moved up there. Nice job fucking that one up, Conner.

148- What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Honestly I don’t care at this point. Just love me lol.

149- Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Have you had one written for you? Yes, and no actually.

150- What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Woke Jess up while she was clearly having a nightmare and held her hand until she calmed down.

151- Are you in love? Yes.

152- Are you in a relationship? Yes.

153- If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? She’s a fucking dork and I love it.

154- Are relationships ever worth it? Yeah, they’re just hard.

155- Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don’t think so.

156- Can you commit to one person? Mhmm.

157- Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? Yeah, I’ve done it plenty of times lol.

158- Do you ever want to get married? Yes.

159- Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? Maybe. Hopefully.

160- Future names of your children: I do not want kids.

161- Do you get jealous easily? Yeah. Not like possessive jealous, but it’s pretty easy to make me jealous.

162- The last time you felt jealous, and why? I have no idea. Probably when my girlfriend hung out with her shit ex lol.

163- What is your definition of cheating? Anything you wouldn’t want your partner finding out about I suppose. I guess anything past hugging/holding hands.

164- Have you ever been cheated on? Yes.

165- Do you forgive betrayal? Eh. I probably would even though I shouldn’t.

166- Have you ever cheated on someone? Not my proudest moment, but yes, I cheated to get back at her for cheating on me. It did not help.

167- Why did your last relationship fail? Because I was an asshole and I fucked it up.

168- Things you want to say to an ex: I am so sorry, it was entirely my fault, you did nothing wrong and I hope you forgive me.

169- A description of the person you dislike the most: Anyone who has dated my girlfriend. :P

170- If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? I would have no idea wtf she’s apologizing for, but yeah of course.

171- How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Not a clue honestly. A good many, but most of them haven’t been serious.

172- How long was your longest relationship? Almost 5 years.

173- You’ll love me if… You like musicians I guess?

174- Share a relationship story: Lol okay. So when I went to visit Jess, we went out for dinner with her roommate and her roommate’s boyfriend. And they all went to a super Christian private college. We were trying to keep our relationship sort of on the DL because the school was very gossip-y and Jess grew up in a town of like 700 people and her parents were ridiculous about her dating, much less dating a dude five years older that she met online. But anyway. We finished eating and we were all shooting the shit, and when we got up to take the dishes over to the little conveyor belt thing Jess and I kinda play-wrestled and I knocked a plate on her arm. And she was like “Look you made a mess on my hand” and without even thinking I said “Yeah, that’s what I do” without troubling to keep my voice down and winked like a dumbass. And she turned redder than a tomato and her roommate got this “OMFG” look on her face and Jess punched the shit out of my shoulder hahaha. Ahh. Good memories.

Music, movies and books

175- How often do you listen to music? Pretty much whenever I’m not watching a movie or playing a game.

176- What kind of music you like? I am a metalhead but I like everything.

177- Do you like to dance? I like to mosh.

178- What was the first concert/show you attended? Killswitch Engage with Parkway Drive, Escape Plan and Every Time I Die.

179- Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yeah.

180- Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past: “Hello” by Adele. Shit was always on the pop station that my ex and I listened to in SD.

181- A song that’s been stuck in your head: “Hoshi no Furumachi” by The Fallen Moon.

182- Put your music player on shuffle and write the first ten songs that play: Oh fuck off, fine. 1. Your Love Kills Me--The Veer Union 2. Everybody’s Trying to Be My Baby--The Beatles 3. Baptism -strings ver.-: Fate/Stay Night OST 4. Bang Bang--Jessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj 5. What is Eternal--Trans-Siberian Orchestra 6. Big Girls Don’t Cry--Fergie 7. Space Room--Bruce Faulconer 8. The Gun Show--In This Moment 9. Shit Out of Luck--Foamy the Squirrel 10. Blaze Heatnix--Megaman X6 OST

183- A book you want to read/have recently read: I wanna finish reading Bazaar of Bad Dreams.

184- Describe your dream library: Just fucking packed with horror and fantasy and drama books. And biographies.

185- Last movie you just watched: Uhh...Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings.

186- Do you like watching what type of movies? I love horror.

Situations and crazy things

187- You’re in a tattoo parlor about to get inked. What are you getting done? 7-star Dragon Ball on my shoulder.

189- What’s something you can see yourself going to jail for? Pirating too much shit. :P

190- If you could be any character, from any literary work, who would you choose to be? I wouldn’t. Becoming someone else would be shitty.

191- You’re given $10,000…under one condition:you cannot keep the money for yourself. Who would you give it to? My girlfriend probably. Then she could afford a plane ticket :P

192- If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be? Don’t ask me that, I’ll get sad.

193- If you were an element on the Periodic Table, which would you be and why? Polonium. Because it sounds cool.

194- If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 2016. It was shit.

195- You’re an Action Movie Hero. What’s your weapon of choice and the line you scream when defeating your arch enemy? Give me a badass sword. And I dunno, probably “I’ve got balls of steel”

196- If you could design an amusement park ride, what would it be like? Some bullshit crazy roller coaster that has a 1 in 10 chance of killing you.

197- What is the first curse word that comes to mind? FUCK.

198- What the last party you went to was… and when the next will be… Fuck parties.

199- Halloween costume idea? I was gonna be a Kroger bag for Halloween when I worked at Walmart.

200- What are you supposed to be doing right now? Nothing. I am ethereal.

201- Currently wanting to see anyone? Yes, always.

202- Why you follow me? I can’t, you’re a survey.

203- If you met me what would you do? Wonder how a survey was walking around.

204- Leave me a ridiculous question: Why are you so interested in me?

205- Leave me a cute message: Fluffy cats.

Opinions and beliefs

206- Is the cup half full or half empty for you right now? There is no cup. I smashed it.

207- Do you believe in fate/destiny? Nah.

208- What you wish for on 11:11? Happiness.

209- Do you consider yourself lucky? What’s your good luck charm? Fuck no lol.

210- Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets? Yeah, there’s no way we’re alone in this fuck huge universe.

211- What is your religion, if any? I am not religious.

212- Would you go against your moral code for money? Depends on which part of the moral code and the amount of money.

213- What’s more important to you:strength of the body or strength of the mind? Gimme dem moosels.

214- How important you think education is? If it’s a good education, very important, but the shit that passes for education in America is less important than deciding what kind of toilet paper to buy.

215- If you were the president, what would you do? Die of the anxiety and stress during my inauguration.

216- If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change? Money wouldn’t have turned everyone into a greedy cunt.

217- Is it the thought that counts? Or is that phrase circumstantial? Eh. Depends on the situation. Somebody with no medical training trying to save somebody who was injured and instead ends up accidentally killing them should have just kept their thoughts to themselves.

218- If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? Buy a plane ticket to Berlin.

219- Which movie character do you most identify with and why? Greg House. Because depression and alcoholism suck.

Feelings and Others

220- Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? I procrastinate procrastination.

221- Post a photo/draw a picture/write a poem (pick one) of a moment of personal significance: That is not happening, I am lazy.

222- Say 5 things you love unconditionally: The girlfriend, music, food, the Internet, and kittehs.

223- What motivates you in life? My girlfriend. Seriously if I hadn’t found her I’d be a puddle of vaguely human-shaped sadness on the ground.

224- Something that you’re proud of: I can play guitar.

225- Five words/phrases that make you laugh: “Look at this fucking bird making pasta. Just look at it for fuck’s sake”

226- Share the story of something that makes you smile: Watching all of the “Will it [insert food here]?” videos from GoodMythicalMorning with Jess. Fun nights.

227- Something you always think “what if…” about: You probably know the answer lol.

228- What was something you used to enjoy, but was ruined for you? What’s the story behind that? LotR. Because I watched them with Jess and now they just make me sad, stop making me think about this shit.

229- Describe one of the most awkward experiences of your life: When I tried to dance with my crush in like 3rd grade and had no idea wtf I was doing lmao.

230- Something/someone that you miss: THE GIRLFRIEND. WAKE YO ASS UP.

231- Are you over your past? Not entirely.

232- What is your saddest memory? When she broke up with me, what the fuck did I JUST say.

233- One of the hardest moments in your life: Holy fuck you’re doing this on purpose.

234- Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FUCKING FACT THERE IS.

235- What’s something you want to do that you’d be embarrassed to tell other people about? I wanna go to a vocaloid concert.

236- What was your most embarrassing moment? Fuck if I know. I embarrass myself a lot.

237- Share one of your fears/insecurities: I hate my nasty pudgy belly.

238- Something you’re currently worrying about: Getting a fucking job.

239- Have you done something you regret very much? Yes.

240- If you could take something back that you said or did, what would it be? I would take back what an asshole I was.

241- Does anyone hate you? Probably.

#personal #survey #about me #this fucking thing was huge #i did it over the course of like 3 days

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leigh-danny-avidan · 7 years

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all of them!

o dam

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? good morning my dude

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? !!!!!!!! we hang out sometimes and we make each other laugh

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? id care if they were into hard drugs. but idc about weed and psychedelics

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? nope it’s 5

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? mostly sober I think

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? lmao probably

7. What does your last received text say? it was really sad and it was from my mom

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? i lost count

9. Where was your last kiss at? at tj’s house (it was with tj)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? I don’t have a sister fuker

11. What do you drink in the morning? today i had grape juice

12. Where did you sleep last night? my living room couch bc beds are for scrubs

13. Do you think relationships are hard? no, but sometimes they can be and that’s ok

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? no, it’s been a lil messy but i like what I’m doing rn and I wouldn’t be here if anything went differently

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? absolutely not. ill be the one to lock the fukin door

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? normally id say rainy but ive been feelin the sun lately

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? literally everybody has the same middle name as me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? none of the above, im wearing shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? idk probably

20. Does anyone like you? hell yeah im a goddamn catch

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? hmmmm I’m not sure actually but I don’t think so

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? not that I know of

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there’s always someone but for the most part im pretty lax

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? HELL YEAH i know what I want I just haven’t gotten it yet

25. In the past week have you cried? u know it

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? chihuahua and greyhound mix, he’s sleeping on me rn

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower bc im not here to play games

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? i dated a guy who use to play football,, does that count

29. Do you think you’re old? no im a lil baby

30. Do you like text messaging? yessiree

31. What type of day are you having? it’s an okay day

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yeet I want to get my septum pierced but I’m not sure I want to commit

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm but not hot

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? hell yeah im full of love

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? I like relationships but rn I wouldn’t mind a fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im pretty simple but I have a lot of feelings

37. What song are you listening to? im not listening to any music rn

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? mama didn’t raise no bitch of course i mean it

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? yeet her name is abby

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? we!!!!!! we send each other a lot of memes and he makes me laugh

41. When did you last receive a text message? 2:18pm today

42. What is wrong with you right now? i have a cyst

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom,,, I know her pretty well

44. Does anyone disgust you? yeah

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? i don’t know, probably not. i like the current boy im talking to and he’s the only person im interested in but i don’t think I’m ready for a relationship rn

46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess so

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my little brother

48. What color shirt are you wearing? red

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? of course

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? yeah his name is Stu and he doesn’t seem like a good egg

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? absolutely not. he’s one of my closest friends

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? u know it!!!!!!

53. Do you like rain? YES

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope, as long as they’re safe

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? lmao of course

56. Do you like to cuddle? fuck me up who DOESNT like to cuddle

57. Are you shy? ye but ive gotten a lil better about it

58. Do you get along with girls? i love girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? the last text I got was from my mom, but the last text I sent was to a boy so maybe????? we aren’t dating but we makeout sometimes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hell yeah

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i have done this more than once

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? yes I was

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YES

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? um YEAH i slept at a boys house of course things got cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 19, and 19

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? i have no clue,,,, leopard print reminds me of my grandma

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i wish

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither??

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i have an iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like a week ago

73. Do you like diet soda? im content with diet soda

74. What color are the walls in your room? blue

75. Are you 16 or older? I am 16 or older

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? i watched the first few seasons

77. Do you have a job? nope not rn

78. What are your initials? TLA

79. Did you ever have braces? Ye I had them for 2 ½ years

80. Are you from the south? nope I’m a west coast baby

81. What does your last status on facebook say? i thanked everybody for birthday wishes

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ill talk to her from time to time but not very often

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my dad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? guardians of the galaxy 2 and it was very good

86. Do you smoke? not cigarettes bc they make me nauseous

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops for comfort but I love me some heels

88. Is your phone touch screen? yesss

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? my hair is naturally straight but i luv it when it’s curly

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? once or twice, but after i reached adulthood so idk if it really counts

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pooooooooollllll

92. Have you ever made out in a car? who hasn’t

93. …Had sex in a car? WHO HASNT

94. Are you single or in a relationship? technically single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? sleepin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably New Years

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yes! it’s pretty good

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? hm,,, maybe? I honestly don’t know

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope I’m pretty good at pacing myself

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? probably lol

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yes and they are not fun

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: do people still listen to Kesha, am i out of the loop

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? I’m too pasty. i burn I don’t tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? maybe ironically

#ask

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kizhavvorsa · 7 years

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All 150 questions you Lil shit 😌😂

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.— This is so goddamn rude @comicbooksftw

1. Who was the last person you held hands with? — My new cat definitely counts lmao2. Are you outgoing or shy?— I’d like to think I’m outgoing3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?— No one I guess?4. Are you easy to get along with?— I definitely am, as long as you don’t have shit opinions on serious things or things I’m passionate about5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?— My girlfriend would lol6. What kind of people are you attracted to?— People that understand me7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?— I definitely will be lmao8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?— My older brother9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?— I’m literally the first person to talk about sex. Like even when I was a virgin I was still comfortable talking about it. I’ve never grown up/been taught/societies ideals made me ashamed of the action or to talk about it10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?— I don’t even remember11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?— It was a blue love heart to bae if that counts12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?— Top 5 songs Disturbed’s album13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?— Depends if I want to be touched14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?— Luck yes Miracles no15. What good thing happened this summer? — It’s not summer yet lmao16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? — I can’t remember who I last kissed ngl17. Do you think there is life on other planets?— Probably yeah18. Do you still talk to your first crush? — How am i supposed to remember lmao19. Do you like bubble baths?— Yes20. Do you like your neighbors?— Fuck no they’re so loud21. What are you bad habits?— I chew the inside of my cheek a lot22. Where would you like to travel?— America mostly to see family23. Do you have trust issues?— Yep, relationships,friendships,family you name it24. Favorite part of your daily routine?— Brushing my teeth? Is that weird lol25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? — My back and arms probably26. What do you do when you wake up?— check me phone27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?— Darker28. Who are you most comfortable around?— Myself? Lol29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?— Nope30. Do you ever want to get married?— One day31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail? — Yes32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?— There’s too many to list or choose from dds33. Spell your name with your chin.— derfdlld- That was interesting 34. Do you play sports? What sports?— Nope35. Would you rather live without TV or music? — Music36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?— Yes37. What do you say during awkward silences?— Nothing I just let it be awkward and let my mind go elsewhere38. Describe your dream girl/guy?— Being there for me, Listening to me, not making my life more difficult, chill, easy and not difficult, someone i can get along with etc, fit in with my family. All that jazz39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?— Waterstones, The range (mostly the art sections)40. What do you want to do after high school?— I wanted to go to university and here I am41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?— Depends what they do but with me I tend not to give them no matter what and I’ll give them out if the person is actually truly sorry for whatever caused me not to give them another one42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?— I’m in my own thoughts43. Do you smile at strangers?— I actually do44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?— Outer Space fuck yeah45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?— I have to brush my teeth and freshen up lol46. What are you paranoid about?— Wasting my time on people47. Have you ever been high?— Yes48. Have you ever been drunk?— Yes49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?— Nothing 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?— Black51. Ever wished you were someone else?— Of course52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?— Not having shit mental health53. Favourite makeup brand?— Revolution, for my skin type its hard to find things my colour and not dry out my skin 54. Favourite store?— Shopping wise probably primark or something55. Favourite blog?— I dont really have just one lmao56. Favourite colour?— ATM it’s black57. Favourite food? — Anything my mom cooks58. Last thing you ate?— My mom cooked this pork thing and rice lmao59. First thing you ate this morning?— I didn’t eat in the morning60. Ever won a competition? For what?— I can’t remember lmao61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?— I think I got suspended for telling my teacher to fuck off woops62. Been arrested? For what?— Nope63. Ever been in love? — Twice yeah64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?— One of my old primary school friends lmao65. Are you hungry right now?— Nope66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?— I value both equally67. Facebook or Twitter?— FB68. Twitter or Tumblr? — Tumblr69. Are you watching tv right now?— Yes70. Names of your bestfriends? — Nicole, Amber, Shanice, Italia, Laura71. Craving something? What?— Nope72. What colour are your towels?— Burgundy 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?— Two73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?— No but I do have Barry 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?— At least 30 at my home in Brum75. Favourite animal?— Jaguar or snake (Black mamba) 76. What colour is your underwear? — Black and white77. Chocolate or Vanilla?— Chocolate78. Favourite ice cream flavour?— I dont like ice cream79. What colour shirt are you wearing?— Black80. What colour pants?— Black81. Favourite tv show?— Ru Paul’s Dragrace82. Favourite movie?— Taken83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? — Mean girls (2 is ew, such disrespect)84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?— Just kill me ffs85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?— Gretchen86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?— Crush87. First person you talked to today? — My nephew Dylan88. Last person you talked to today?— My lil brother Reece89. Name a person you hate?— I don’t really hate anyone90. Name a person you love?— My mom91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?— Donald Trump? Lol92. In a fight with someone?— Nope93. How many sweatpants do you have?— Two94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?— Ermm maybe 4???95. Last movie you watched?— I don’t remember lmao96. Favourite actress?— Emilia Clarke of course97. Favourite actor?— Mads Mikkelsen 98. Do you tan a lot?— No99. Have any pets?— Yes two cats100. How are you feeling? — Tired101. Do you type fast?— Yes102. Do you regret anything from your past?— Yes103. Can you spell well?— When I’m not sleepy yes lol104. Do you miss anyone from your past?— Sometimes105. Ever been to a bonfire party?— Yes106. Ever broken someone’s heart?— IDK107. Have you ever been on a horse?— Nope108. What should you be doing?— Sleeping109. Is something irritating you right now?— Nope110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?— Yes111. Do you have trust issues?— I’ll never not have trust issues112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?— I don’t remember113. What was your childhood nickname?— DeeRelly burger (But ‘burgah’ cus we’re brummies lmao)114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?— Yep115. Do you play the Wii?— Yes 116. Are you listening to music right now?— Nope117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?— Yes118. Do you like Chinese food?— Of course omg119. Favourite book?— Me before You120. Are you afraid of the dark?— Sometimes, if my mind is really active121. Are you mean?— Yes122. Is cheating ever okay?— Fuck no.123. Can you keep white shoes clean?— Yes124. Do you believe in love at first sight?— Nope125. Do you believe in true love?— Not really126. Are you currently bored?— Nope127. What makes you happy?— Painting128. Would you change your name?— Nope129. What your zodiac sign?— Pisces130. Do you like subway?— Yes131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?— Talk to them about it132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?— IDK133. Favourite lyrics right now? — This is go time, this is showtime, we will fight ‘til their wills are broken134. Can you count to one million? — I’d definitely lose where I am from like 20135. Dumbest lie you ever told? — I don’t really know lmao, If I did tell one then I’ve forgotten it136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? — Close omg137. How tall are you? — 5′9138. Curly or Straight hair? — Curly139. Brunette or Blonde? — Brunette140. Summer or Winter? — SUMMER141. Night or Day? — Night142. Favourite month? — May143. Are you a vegetarian? — No but I will be eventually144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? — Dark as long as its bournville 145. Tea or Coffee? — Tea146. Was today a good day? — It was meh147. Mars or Snickers? — Snickers148. What’s your favourite quote? — “Push yourself. Don’t Settle. Just live well. Just LIVE.” 149. Do you believe in ghosts? — Yep150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? — I dont have any reading books in my room rn omg

#comicbooksftw #outofdragons #munstuff #shes so rude guys #peety level1000 #because i sent her the same thing

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zydrateacademy · 7 years

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Current Activities Masterpost #2

Why did I do this? Because I can. Every time I was a little bored, I started working on this. Some day I might do this for my specific games series, Skyrim has over 90 as of this edit, I think. The first couple dozen Skyrim posts aren’t that interesting. Could only do so much on the Xbox. Biggest annoyance was swimming through all those goddamn 30 day challenges. These get a little more interesting as time goes on as I sort of “settle in” on a style. After a certain point I decided not to even bother posting unless I had a good few paragraphs worth of thought to convey.

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tired-collegestudent · 7 years

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Imma do this bc I'm bored af

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? 'Well fuck' 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Broken up lol 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Yes, drugs are bad 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yep, it's 9 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Every goddamn day of my life 7. What does your last received text say? Stein was a nice guy but a boring teacher 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Like 10 ish 9. Where was your last kiss at? Hallway in school 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Earlier today lol 11. What do you drink in the morning? I don't drink anything ever 12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed 13. Do you think relationships are hard? Yeah 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? I would redo fucking everything 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? I haven't talked to them in months so probably 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Cloudy 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Loads of people, my middle name is common af 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Shorts 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Idk I fuckin hope not 20. Does anyone like you? Idk probs not 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? Not that I know of 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Everyone? 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? Of course I'm an edge lord 25. In the past week have you cried? Yep 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Boston Terrier 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No 29. Do you think you’re old? I feel 95 but I'm actually 15 so idk 30. Do you like text messaging? Yes 31. What type of day are you having? Meh 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Yes I'm an edge lord 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yes, my best male friend 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Complicated, sort of ig 37. What song are you listening to? All Those Pretty Lights - Andrew Belle 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Most of the time, sometimes I say it just to say it 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? There are 3 actually 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? God I have no fucking idea, someone please explain it to me 41. When did you last receive a text message? A second ago 42. What is wrong with you right now? I'm scared about school 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Besties 44. Does anyone disgust you? Loads of people, racists, homophobes, terrorists, rapists blah blah blah 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Depends who asks 46. Are you in a good mood right now? Meh 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My stepdad??? 48. What color shirt are you wearing? Multiple, it's tie dye 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Not really 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Everyone 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Yes 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? No 53. Do you like rain? Yes 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Yes 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yes 56. Do you like to cuddle? Idk 57. Are you shy? Depends on my mood 58. Do you get along with girls? Yes 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Unfortunately not 60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone and earbuds 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? fuck no 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I already did bitch 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Yes 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Cute and awkward because we're really good friends and they're super fucking tall 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? No 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 1. 15 2.16 3. Lolololol 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? I don't have nails, I bite them 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Zebra 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I'm 15 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Neither tf 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Like a year ago 73. Do you like diet soda? I don't mind it 74. What color are the walls in your room? Off white 75. Are you 16 or older? No 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? Sorta, I'm still on s1 77. Do you have a job? Yes 78. What are your initials? MNS 79. Did you ever have braces? No 80. Are you from the south? Is Kentucky the south? 81. What does your last status on facebook say? I don't use Facebook 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yes 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? I'm not really close to either 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? No 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Everything Everything 86. Do you smoke? No 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Heels that are wedged 88. Is your phone touch screen? Yeah 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Straight (natural) 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? No 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car? No 93. …Had sex in a car? No 94. Are you single or in a relationship? Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? I have no goddamn idea 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Like the 8th of July 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Yeah 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? I don't drink 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Of course, I'm in high school 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Every time my period is late, although I've never had sex 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Fuck um Tik Tok? 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? On my shoulders 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts I'm in Kentucky, it's practically the culture. But no.

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xxtangledintentions · 7 years

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I can't fall back asleep

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? I’d be very confused bc he’s in Illinois currently lol

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? Uhhh literally nothing he stopped talking to me.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Dont have one.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Nope

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober but hungover

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? Oh gosh yeah

7. What does your last received text say? “Sorry I didn’t take her out”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? Uhhh continuously over a period of 3 days idk how many times.

9. Where was your last kiss at? Lisbon, OH

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? Saw 2 of them at the end of April

11. What do you drink in the morning? Juice or water

12. Where did you sleep last night? My bed.

13. Do you think relationships are hard? Ehhhhhh

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Yeah quite a few things honestly

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? Yeah I’d be asking him wtf his deal is

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Sunshine pls

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? I’m sure

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? pj

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I goddamn hope so

20. Does anyone like you? Doubtful

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? Probably?

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? No

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Yes

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I have five.

25. In the past week have you cried? Nope.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? My sweet pup, shes Great Dane and greyhound.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? I’m sure I have

29. Do you think you’re old? Gettin there :(

30. Do you like text messaging? When I actually feel like responding. Lately I’ve been not responding to anyone.

31. What type of day are you having? It’s too early to tell.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? I had it pierced previously

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? WARM

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? mhm

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Fuck this question

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? Complicated

37. What song are you listening to? I’m not

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Yeah

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Mhmmmmm

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? Why are u assuming I like anyone right now??? PS I don’t

41. When did you last receive a text message? Right after I started this dumb thing

42. What is wrong with you right now? Too much

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? Incredibly well she’s been my best friend since I was 16

44. Does anyone disgust you? Chyeah

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Probably not.

46. Are you in a good mood right now? No

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? Hansen

48. What color shirt are you wearing? White

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? story of my life I never wanna hear anything

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Myself

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Not at all

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? What does this even mean

53. Do you like rain? Nah

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? Single AS A PRINGLE YO

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yeah I’m sure I have

56. Do you like to cuddle? Yeah

57. Are you shy? Uhhhhhhhhhh

58. Do you get along with girls? Mostly

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? Nope

60. What do you carry with you at all times? Phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Not by myself

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Yeah

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Oh my god I don’t like anyone jfc

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? I ate a whole jar of pickles 🙃

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? LAST 3???? Uhhhh 22,24,28.

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? Neither

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? Hell yeah! “Resist and persist” “TCB” “turpentine creek wildlife refuge” “fayetteville Arkansas, its great, Please dont move here”

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Luke I guess

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? Couple months ago

73. Do you like diet soda? Shit no

74. What color are the walls in your room? Boring white

75. Are you 16 or older? 25

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? No

77. Do you have a job? Not currently

78. What are your initials? MJS

79. Did you ever have braces? NOPE

80. Are you from the south? I grew up in the north but I’ve lived in the south for four years now

81. What does your last status on facebook say? Something about how to get away with murder

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Uhhh sometimes, we grew up together so

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Dads deceased so

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? Nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? I have no idea. Maybe the newest purge

86. Do you smoke? F no

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Flipsssss

88. Is your phone touch screen? Yeah and it’s being annoying af rn

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Neither I just let it air dry and hope for the best

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? I mean when I was a teenager yes

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Lmao yeah

93. …Had sex in a car? Yep

94. Are you single or in a relationship? READ ABOVE ANSWERS JFCCCC

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? SLEEPING

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Uhhhhhhhhhhh

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? Not really it kinda sucks

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? Sure? I guess

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Many times 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? IDK maybe

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Yeah

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Cannibal 😈

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? HAHAHAHHAHA no

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? Not a chance in hell

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