tims emancipation must have looked so crazy to the average person... like first tim drake ("wait, the milk carton kid from no mans land?") gets adopted by bruce wayne ("i still think he killed that lady--his ex girlfriend." "you remember how his first adopted kid died? in a terrorist attack overseas. Allegedly." "i thought he had another kid before that..." "did he kill that one too?????" "no that ones a cop now i think" "yikes"), bruces biological kid shows up ("yeah wayne had like a fling with the ceo of lexcorp i heard" "BRUCE WAYNE MPREGGED LEX LUTHOR??????" "no remember the woman who took it over when luthor ran for president?" "oh yeah... whats she up to now" "maybe he had her disappeared like he did with his kid"), "bruce wayne" starts running his company into the ground, and in one fell swoop tim files for emancipation, takes the company over, and announces his "engagement" to the daughter of i think the coo of w.e? not sure what lucius' official title was at that point and can't be arsed to check. but all this happening less than a full year after being adopted in the first place.... from an outside perspective this looks like the most bonkers hostile takeover of all time
like actually no wonder tim was a tabloid darling for months, its a shame the actual execution made no damn sense
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jack and race are bad for each other because when they are not together they both feel the need to make sure everyone else is doing well and fall into a leadership/big brother esque role very naturally but as soon as they are in the same room they need to commit to whatever bit the other person comes up with so hard they'd rather die than stop. blue in the face with the power of yes/and. laughing so hard they cry at a joke everyone else stopped finding funny fifteen minutes ago.
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annoyed i could've been in paris rn but also not because i know i would've never gone through the trouble to wait for him to get pics.
like no i wouldve wanted to meet him up randomly at some restaurant like im y/n, and he would ask me to show him the city and we wouldve ran away from the paparazzis. I would've been y/n 😔
lowkey a style icon tho im digging the pants
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