You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.
Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.
Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.
See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.
Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.
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what project freelancer does to an mf
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Fighter: My sword? Fuck yeah, I know how to use it. What’s to understand about swish, swish, stab? It’s a fucking sword dude. Not a fighter jet.
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no way someone hasn't thought of this before
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he is sooo tortured and slay
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Ok several things to talk about here ,,,
1. Turnip boy is Enorme
2. Their GOVERNMENT NAMES are their HEXADECIMAL CODES?????????
3. IT’S THE FUCKING BARBIE MEME?!?!?! (you know the one.)
4. Heights .
Ok so . Neither of them are standing in the right position (feet together, standing straight) BUT ima going to estimate that they are both about 155cm. That is almost exactly 5’1. ALL OF THE STICK FIGURES ARE CANONICALLY 5’1. CONFIRMED!!!!
man I love overanalyzing things <333333
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