Dating Robbie Shapiro
warnings ✩° : fluff headcanons, cursing, rex.
pairing ✩° : robbie shapiro x gn!reader
authors note ✩° : he was also a crush back then for me. idk curly hair...it gets me.
- When you date Robbie, you unfortunately have to deal with Rex. Even though you know it’s a wooden puppet attached to Robbie’s hand, you still can’t shake the fact it’s there...and the eyes...and no, Robbie doesn't take him off when you guys kiss. He’s sort of a third wheel. Always...commenting...on things at the wrong times...can you tell I don’t really like Rex?
- If Robbie ever upsets you or you two fight, which for this reason is almost never, he turns into a little kid. Basically, he whines and begs you for his forgiveness because he just can’t stomach the fact you're mad at him. He even goes as far as plastering posters of his face reading, ‘forgive me’ in giant red letters on your locker if you ignore him for too long. It’s EMBARRASSING but also cute in a weird way.
- Because of his long hair, you often find yourself braiding it, twirling it around, tying it up, and Robbie just loves every bit of it. He’s actually very open on him liking the affection and brags about it to his friends, telling them about it with like, four braids in his hair. They give him weird looks but he’s just so happy. Often times he goes to class after lunch looking like a 7 year old girl, not even minding the strange glances but only caring when you ask why he didn’t take them out.
- He’s constantly paranoid about you cheating though, or just talking to anyone cooler than him in general so he’s constantly butting into your conversations with friends by wrapping his arm around your waist or rudely cutting in with Rex saying some random catchphrase.
“Hey there, ladies. REX! Don’t you know who that is?! Clearly that’s Micheal Sampino from guitar class! I don’t know, never heard of him before. I am SO sorry, where are my manners?”
“Robbie. What the fuck.”
- Besides his insecurities, Robbie is actually pretty sweet. He writes songs with and for you and even performs them in front of his friends or class just for you. In those moments, he even makes it known those lyrics are for you and for you only (though most everyone knows you're together) and points at you, or slips in your name in a really fast run on sentence before picking up the musical tone again.
- You like to try on his glasses to see how blind he is, and bro absolutely CANNOT see. When you slide the thick black frames over your face, it’s like you get transported to a different world from what you can see. It never fails making Robbie laugh though when you end up screaming and spinning around because of it.
- Honestly, Robbie can be quite the romantic lover. When he’s being serious, he gets really focused on the little things you say or do so he remembers them for the future. The next time it’s brought up though, he catches you off guard and just hands the item to you without hesitation, only saying, “Oh Y/n, by the way I got you this. I know how you like this band and all, so I got you, a limited edition guitar pic from the lead singer and guitarist!”
- Taylor Swift fan. The two of you. Just screaming Style, that’s it really.
- His execution of his actions really sucks, so when he has the intention of doing something sweet for you or for someone else, it just ends up really...really bad.
- Cheek kisses!! Hand holding!! Going into black and white photobooths and taking silly pictures!!
- Robbie will NOT let you talk down on yourself. He actually gets really mad when you do, even when it’s just a joke, he can’t stand it and actually ends up giving you a really long lecture on why it’s bad to be mean to yourself.
392 notes
·
View notes
Jade West and Beck Oliver from Victorious should’ve been bi and dating their partners, lesbian Tori Vega and pansexual Robbie Shapiro
[Id: Beck Oliver, Robbie Shapiro, Jade West, and Tori Vega from Victorious on various pride flags. Photo of Beck alone on a bi flag, then of Beck on the bi flag with a Robbie on a pan flag. The third photo is Jade on the bi flag with Tori on the lesbian flag]
Beck Oliver and Jade West should’ve both been bi, and dating their partners, pan Robbie Shapiro and lesbian Tori Vega respectively, all from Victorious!
75 notes
·
View notes