NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
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"oh... wow, that's...
"...beautiful?"
"...probably bad...?"
"...yeah, probably"
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i have strong feelings for papa Ratau
im gonna hunt that murderous fox down and beat him to death (|)W(|)
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"i bet you like to read a lot, too."
She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.
And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.
Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.
"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"
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Dawg I just remembered that I have a tumblr LMFAO
{Click for higher quality}
This is an art trade I did with @glowingneonduck :D
I am so sorry this took me a month and two weeks to finish
BUT IM REALLY PROUD WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT YIPPPE YIPPPE YIPPE
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did you realize it
when you r o a r e d;
did you feel in your hollow soul that you were creating a
MONSTER?
a howling beast stalking the night,
never to know a loving hand that it did not fear
frothing around the bit society would force in its mouth because
“it’s a biter, that one”
they never ask who taught it to bare its teeth
for them it does not matter
but the monster can never forget.
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@freedfromthedark sent: Riku is getting picked up .
There he was , minding his own business when all of a sudden the ground was FAR from his feet . The silverette pouted [ [ s l i g h t l y ] ] and narrowed his eyes as he was scooped off the ground like some cat and held in the air . He gave it exactly five seconds before he looked at Terra after processing what exactly had just happened .
" . . . Hey to you too . "
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