#y o u r w a t e r s

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[blinkpen]

"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

[csyakult]

✻ ⌣ 🦦 ˚ 𖤛

#࿐ ･✻ ◌ #a p h r o d i t e #w e l l k n o w f o r h e l o v e a n d b e a u t y #y o u t o o k m e a n d y o u b a t h e m e i n #y o u r w a t e r s #seulgi #seulgi moodboard #seulgi red velvet #seulgi icons #red velvet #red velvet moodboard #red velvet icons #red velvet layouts #grunge moodboard #edgy moodboard #messy moodboard #random moodboard #moodboard #kpop icons #kpop messy packs #kpop packs #gg icons #ulzzang icons

[duplicitcus]

"i bet you like to read a lot, too."

She'll get a flicker of violet optics, and a faint smile across heavily scarred lip-plates. His data-cables are currently logged into his console- allowing him remote access without being right in front of it. His mask lies in front of him, Ravage already going over it with the micro-tools attached to her nimble claws. She has a bipedal mode, but tends to prefer the quadruped for speed and agility.

And, of course, underestimation- since mechanisms and humans alike are content to think her nothing more than a simple mechanimal.

Soundwave, meanwhile, holds up the book of pre-Golden Age history files he'd managed to scrounge up from his formidable library.

"Soundwave," his actual vocalizer clicks on with a harsh rasp. "Reading texts. History: fascinating. Arcee: agree?"

#s o u n d w a v e — Γ s p y m a s t e r ┘ → [ s u p e r i o r ] #a r c e e → ┘we're alone on this planet where ever we go. ┌ ::team prime::

[lillonvia]

— happy new year, from your dearest lili.

first off, i want to thank all of you guys for making my 2023 such an incredible rollercoaster !! ure all v silly n fun n adorable i js wanna grrRRAAA SMOTHERS ALL OF U WITH AFFECTION TAKE MY FUCKINH LOVE RAAAAHHHH 👹 I LOVE INTERACTING W ALL OF U IT ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE N GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT HEHEHEJFN 🤭🤭 

@idyllic-affections ꒱꒱ ADDIII MY ELDRITCH DEITY N LITTLE SIBLINGGGG 🥺🥺💕💘💖💖💗💘💘💕💝💗💝💖💘💖🩷💘💗 u were my v first moot on this site n ill never forget the fun convos n memories we’ve made over the months <33 ure v dear to me n i herkehehdbd *vibrating uncontrollably* I LOVEEE talking w u n DONT U DARE APOLOGIZE FOR REPLYING LATE RRRRRR 👹👹 /lh ur works always leave me feeling delulu n giddy n i end up imagining different scenarios w certain character nd AAADJFKFKFB I LOVE U SM WAAA

@soleillunne ꒱꒱ ALYYYYY !!! LYSSA !!! UUUU HI BELOVEDDDD MWAHH 😍🥰 i dont feel like weve been talking a lot bUT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, IM ALWAYS WILLING TO WAIT FOR U UWAAA ure soso precious to me n i js wan give u A BIG KITH N HUGGIE bc i love u vm n u deserve it !!!! 🫶🫶 i hate the fact ure stressed w education n i wish i cld do more for u to help u feel better :((( but if ure ever in need of some form of comfort my discords always open for u n ill do my best for u <33 💖💕🩷💝💘

@fatuismooches ꒱꒱ SMOOCHES MY LOVE HI HELLO !!! ure so fun to be around N NOT TO MENTION URE ALSO ONE OF THE SWEETEST PPL IVE EVER MET WAAAA 😩 i had so much fun when we were both brainrotting so hard abt our dragon otter neuvie EHEHHEHR I WAS SOOO GIDDY THAT TIME BC NOT ONLY BC IT WAS NEUVIE BUT ALSO BC IT WAS U I WAS TALKING TO !!!!! 🥹🥹 YIPPEEEEE

@areislol ꒱꒱ REIREI MY CONFETTI CREEPER OMG !! m always so happi whenever we talk bc ure SO sweet n adorable n amazing !!! 🫶🫶🫶 i remember feeling shocked when u followed me n dropped by my inbox bc OMG !!! ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE WRITERS !!! FOLLOWING SILLY LIL ME!!!! UJWJEKRKSJANABA 🤭 

@mondaymelon ꒱꒱ the silliest watermelon to ever watermelon in existence !! interacting w u n seeing the silly things u say never fail to make me laugh BWJERJRKRKIFG m so glad i was able to work up the courage to be moots w u bc lets js say. I DONT REGRET IT 😋😋 ure so lovably unpredictable ND UR ART IS SO NOMNOMNOM DEVOURED N DIGESTED TEEHEEE JSJSKAKAN UUUU i love u 💝💕💕💗

@https-furina ꒱꒱ AAAAAAA FINA FINA FINA !!!!!! UWAAHDHHRHF NSJSJ YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE MY BELOVED POMERANIAN UUUUU RUNS AROUND IN A CIRCLE AROUND U we havent been mootsies for v long BUTBUT OMGG I ALWAYS HAVE THE FUNNEST TIME W U BC UWAAHH URE SO PRECIOUS N ADORABLE AAAAAA !!!! 🥺🥺 i still cant believe we ended up rambling to each other abt liyue hell family for eight hrs straight BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING BC IT FED N SOMEHOW SATIATED MY INNER ND OUTER DELULU 🫶💕💝💗💖🫶💕💝🤭💘 i love talking abt ocs w u HEJEKEJRH UR CHARACTERS R ALWAYS SO INTERESTING ?????? WHAT IS YOUR SECRET ???? /lh I WANNA GROW EVEN CLOSER W U IN 2024 MWAH MWAH LOVE U ALWAYS <333

@umgatochamadopercyval ꒱꒱ CLARACLARACLARA !!!! the cutie patootie sweetheart herself, in the flesh !!! sunshine in human form !! u have such an incredibly kind and beautiful soul UUUUU CRYING SOBBINH /pos I LOVE YOU SM love ur cat too btw JAJAJJAJ IM RLLY HOPING WE CAN INTERACT MORE OFTEN NEXT YEAR UWAAAHHJJH

to all my other moots who didnt make it on the list, M SO SORRYYYY DJJFN I JS NEED TO IMTERACT W U MORE SO I CAN HAVE MORE POSITIVE OPINIONS ABT U 😭 ITS NOTHING TO DO W U GUYS I PROMISE 🙏🙏 but w little conversation we have, i still appreciate each and every one of u 🫶🫶 KITH KITH MWAH once again, thank u sm for such an amazing year !!!! 💕💗💘🩷💝💖💖💕💗💘🫶🩷💝💕🫶

#W H E N I T E L L Y O U A L L I W A S V I B R A T I N G W H E N I W A S W R I T I N G T H I S #the shogun’s familiars.

[biitchcakes]

THE SPIDER-WOMAN && THE SHROUD .

(** Fair warning, this is a bit of a long post due to pictures**) To start off, the way they first encounter each other is just so perfect ⸺ Max just flat out VULCAN NERVE PINCHES her while she's at her receptionist job. And the fact it works. It's Spider-Woman's weakness and that's simply just hilarious to me.

Then after meeting each other properly ( he breaks into her house while she's in the shower ), he stays the night on her couch. In the morning, she wakes up to find him cooking her some breakfast. . . 🥺🥺

❝ Ms. Drew ❞ just tickles me coming from him idc.

I Love The Way They FLIRT.

❝ If you're embarrassed to hold hands ⸺ ❞ actually teasing her rn. Can't believe he took her hand after using it to blast someone please.

AND IT !! WORKS !!! This is what she's thinking in that moment.

No comment really this is cute af ❤️

Read this as you will :))) U ask me, it's because he would Blush A Lil. Also I just. . . ❝ Mr. Shroud ❞ ❝ Ms. Spider ❞ 😌🖤

Literally INSISTS on taking her out for steak and wine !!! Could have suggested anything else but that's the first dinner he thinks of. ( truly tragic they didn't draw them out to dinner and there's a time skip instead 😔 ).

While they are waiting for their targets, he listens to her and tries to Ease Her Woes for over an hour. . .

❝ See you in the dark, babe. ❞ GIGGLING !!! Needs someone just as melodramatic as her.

One of those SHIELD agents, for the record, is Jerry LOL.

I MEAN COME ON.

A long time later, when Jessica basically fkin dies, she requests Magnus wipes the memories of those who knew her. They all remember her in some form, though vaguely, distantly. . . But Max just KNOWS. . .

:') 🥹

Look, I gotta include the bit below bc I love the way he gd throws himself off the roof without second thought because he sensed her ghost.

❝ anyway she was gone by the time the lovesick fool saved himself ⸺ ❞

I mean ⸺

After a hellish battle with Morgan Le Fay, he and the rest of the present Avengers are able to help save Jessica Drew's life. And there he is. . . Holding Her Hand. . .

Below is unfortunately the last time they are seen together for a looong time ( fkin 1984 to 2023 !! 😭 ). And it's just so damn adorable.

Her powers are gone at this time, they start to come back at a later date. Yet still such confidence in her !! Love him !!

Dr. Strange is watching this whole thing from afar, and the comment he makes about them, I ⸺

ME TF TOO STEPHEN !!!

The most recent time they've been together was pretty Bare Bones flirtation wise :(((( given the Dire Situation™️.

But we do have this. . .

It's just so soft. . .

#LONG POST CW #thank u for coming to my tedtalk #this is just a guide on how to flirt with jess basically #marvel give me what i want #HOOK EM UP FOR VALENTINES DAY FOR ME THANKS #what's the point of this idk #i was Feeling It i needed to Rant About He #consider it a foil to the shitty bf posts hJDGKS #speaking of i still have to finish the one for david anyway #also u ask me #max and jess have that like #cosmic spiritual link or whatever that jerry wanted so bad from her #this is going under her ch study tag #considering like i said this is indeed Flirting With Jessica 101 #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( w i s h l i s t . ) #i want a shroud so bad :(( #( m a x c o l e r i d g e . )

[darkheartedprince]

@freedfromthedark sent: Riku is getting picked up .

There he was , minding his own business when all of a sudden the ground was FAR from his feet . The silverette pouted [ [ s l i g h t l y ] ] and narrowed his eyes as he was scooped off the ground like some cat and held in the air . He gave it exactly five seconds before he looked at Terra after processing what exactly had just happened .

" . . . Hey to you too . "

#x. h e a r t l e s s w h i s p e r s | i c a n s w e r e d #freedfromthedark #x. o o c : lowkey he needed this tonight so thank you <3 #x. c : t e r r a 2 #x. s h o r t a n d s w e e t | c o n v o #x. y o u r h e a r t i s m y c a s t l e a n d m y s k y | c l o s e d

[deus-ex-mona]

the way this was the last new image featuring daimeggle th o u g h

#and no the evolved dai 5☆ image doesn’t count bc it was shown in the hw day stream to promote the event lmao #the daizo image doesn’t count bc. i. s o b s daizoooooooooooooooooooo i miss my crackship of all timeeeeee #the latest iv image was from the ramen double date a n d yuirio were last seen in sukiuso #s o bs daimeggle w h e r e pls free them i miss themmmmmmm #though. i say this as a dai stan b u t. um. my favourite ft4 ship is actually meguyui. lmao. im sorry for being a fake (star) fan #i just think meguyui are really funny together. that’s all~~~~~~~ #but man. m a n. being sicks is suffering™️ there hasn’t been any brand new ft4 content in over a y e a r. #the way people on ft4 twt keep the fanbase alive is p lit tbh. #auauauaaaaaaa i wanna go to this jp con that’s happening tmr sooo bad. some ft4 twt artists have made an ft4 calendar for next year and i!!! #i hope i can proxy it over via booth after it’s over thoughhh. but man. it seems like there’s gonna be quite a few ft4 djs at that con… #and. like. ✨needs✨ tbh. im grasping at straws for content here #. i think this is a sign that i need more sleep. yeah. maybe there’ll be new dai content when i wake up. maybe… #‘dai’ly shitpost of the day #omg hi tagging system how nice of you to remember my dai tag—

[slashingdisneypasta]

Thinking about how I've made almost all of my Then He Got Rough characters greyromantic!! Yay.

#the ones who are 'romantic' are edward. rodney. rodney's ex wife carla. and edwards father richard. #maggie and arthur have zero romantic feelings but they love deeper then any of the other characters #hallie w a n t s to be in love- hence why she's so willing to fall for edwards bs. but she just doesnt have that #emily (edwards mother and rich's wife) cares very little for a n y o n e except for edward (including her daughters) #winnie is just... a t r u e hedonist. she does not give a single f u c k for romance. #she does have a very tight queer platonic thing going on with- (redacted) though. #and tom is cold hearted. closest he gets to warmth is richard (best friend) but even then... #/: #Then He Got Rough

[woeismywaffle]

#are they #y'know #the way breakdown(?)'s looking at bee is just #slightly fruity #yearning even #that or my long years on the internet has finally driven me insane #at first I thought that was Tracks and then I saw the Decepticon insignia and I was like Breakdown??? And then I was like STUNTICONS??????? #God bless Earthspark #AL S O #T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S H E A D S P I N N Y T A R A N T U L A S #Very glad that people who officially worked/work of tf media are weird about their faves as well (Thank you Nick Roche for delivering us) #ALSO ALSO. #T W I N K S H O C K W A V E . #Eagerly anticipating when all of Megatron's exes unite and try to kill him #AND OH MY GOFD I SLMOST FORGOT EJWJSK G R I M L O C K . #K I N G 👑 . #tf #earthspark #Transformers: Earthspark #transformers

[waterlinkedgirl]

Musical Touken Ranbu: Kotobuki Ranbu Ongyokusai (Sengo ver) english sub

More out of a whim than anything else, I present! My subtitles for the concert that left me in tears the most, Kotobuki! I would be glad if you could keep me in mind whenever Mikazuki and Kogitsunemaru are on screen 🥺

Keep in mind that this is only the subtitle file, timed and tled to the BD/DVD Sengo senshuuraku. (I may do the Hizamaru performance as well, at one point, if I have the time and want)

You can download the subs for the BD/DVD version here!

#touken ranbu #toumyu #kotobuki ranbu ongyokusai #I can't believe it's been 1.5 years since Kogi and Mika last stood on stage together #having not one but three duets not counting the start of yume no ato #things (and potentially toumyu's main ship) have changed since then... #but honestly I don't want to give up hope that one day they'll be back and they'll be gay again #with that in mind whether you see this as KogiMika's last hurrah or a promise for an even further future #and see SRS22 only as an unfortunate fluke #please... somehow... enjoy what they have here even if you don't ship it #because im care them #im care them a lot #also toumyu please stop making me tl classical Japanese I may have decent translating ability but GOD that's out of my expertise #p l e a s e e n j o y h o g i u t a e x t r a w h i l e y o u ' r e a t it

[find-the-path]

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#CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP #WHY?????? #nobody told me dracula was this S A D #I THOUGHT THIS WAS A HORROR BOOK #dracula daily #dracula #W H A T D O Y O U M E A N I T ' S N O T O V E R

[beforus-for-real-justice]

my ass is dust.... thanks azdaja

in a fight.

correct?

#ask #mod tyzias #/B/E/ /C/A/R/E/F/U/L/ /W/H/A/T/ /Y/O/U/ /S/A/Y/ #/T/H/E/R/E/ /A/R/E/ /W/I/G/G/L/E/R/S/ /W/A/T/C/H/I/N/G/

[pinckett]

Testing something

#a b. c. d. e. f. g. h. i. j. k. l. m. n. o. p. q. r. s. t. u. v. w. x. y. z. #that 78 letters #🙎🏾‍♀️ okay testing now #92 characters then the emoji

[biitchcakes]

i do love it early on when she heroes other heroes. . .

The woman falls without a sound, 250 feet straight down toward the roiling black water of the Golden Gate. She never reaches it because Spider-Woman is there to catch her.

❝ I don't know who this character is, or what he's done ⸺ but I'm taking him out of here ! He deserves better than to be fodder for your unholy experiments ! ❞

Streaking Earthward like a scarlet missile, The Spider-Woman intercepts her falling adversary. . .

i love it especially when it's their first time meeting each other.

#this is carol & bruce & obvs peter btw #i know there's more but i've got no clue where ngl #also i just - her looking out for bruce from the get go #oOoOooOooooh ho ho 😭 #holding carol's hand by the end of that issue #peter smooching her goodbye by the end of the one they meet in #she's so friend shaped fr #( a e s t h e t i c . ) #( c h . s t u d y . ) #( c o m i c s . ) #( e d i t s . ) #( v i s a g e . ) #( j e s s i c a & c a r o l // d a n v e r s i i s m . ) #( j e s s i c a & p e t e r // w e b h e a d e d h e r o . ) #( c a r o l d a n v e r s . ) #( b r u c e b a n n e r . ) #( p e t e r p a r k e r . )