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๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ย where monsters that are said to be something of a fantasy come to life to destroy you, wrecking you for any other person. no matter where you are or where you go, they will always find you.
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warnings will be added story, a big thanks to @shadeysprings and @alovecraft for helping me
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๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft count dracula lucius malfoy x human reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ft werewolf logan howlett x omega reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ft bigfoot kraven kravinoff x clueless reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft demon jefferson x huntress reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ft grim reaper morticia addams x naive reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ft death ichabod crane x innocent reader.
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
ft scarecrow sweeney todd x oblivious reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐๐, ๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ft devil klaus mikaelson x purely sinful reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐- ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ ft ghost captain jack sparrow x lost reader.
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๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐
ft black widow spider jane smith x clumsy reader.
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๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ft ogre curtis everett x dumb reader.
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๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft minotaur sam wilson x astray reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐
๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐- ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft clown damon salvatore x birthday girl reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐'๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐
๐๐
๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ft frankenstein bucky barnes, frankensteinโs monster edward scissorhands x indecisive reader.
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๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft wizard maxwell sheffield x student reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐
, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ft witch santana lopez x victim reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐ ft siren rosalie hale x entranced reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐- ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
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ft the mummy lara croft x explorer reader.
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft the invisible man geralt of rivia x unaware reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐'๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ft the wolfman henry cavill x priest's daughter reader.
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ft black lagoon creature shane walsh x swimmer reader.
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๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐
, ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐
๐๐๐๐ ft beetlejuice robert โmr freezyโ pronge x troubled reader.
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Another Life
This story will include themes of child SA, SA, substance abuse, and alcohol abuse. Iโll update any trigger warnings as they come up.
Chapter 3
โI think Iโm dying. Is this what dying feels like? Because it feels like Iโm dying?โ Dani groaned, sitting down on the bench in the park beside Jamie.
โNo, youโre not dying Dani.. I mean Iโve never died before but I think that dying feels different then caffeine withdrawal.โ Jamie opened her pack of cigarettes and offering it to Dani who took one.
โThese menthols?โ She asked while fishing in her jacket pocket for a lighter.
โYeah. Theyโre the ones with the little ball in the filter that you have to crush.โ Jamie handed Dani her lighter just as she pulled her own out of her pocket.
โOh great, my third ball crushing of the night.โ She snorted. Dani light the cigarette and slowly exhaling while crushing the filter between her fingers to create a menthol cigarette.
โSounds like youโve had an eventful night. Mines been pretty boring. Itโs just been a shit ton of 40 year old men cheating on their wives. Itโs kind of nice though, all I gotta do is lie back and theyโre coming in 2 minutes from all the excitement.โ Jamie chuckled.
โItโs been.. something. That guy is nice though and as strange as it is itโs nice to get out a little bit of my frustration out with him.โ
โI thought you said third ball crushing of the night? What was the second?โ She raised her eyebrow. Jamie knew who Dani was talking about because he was a regular John of hers.
โThe guyโs got two balls.โ Dani stated as if it was obvious which made Jamie laugh.
โI think Iโm going to grab a coffee before my 5am. I canโt do this no coffee thing anymore. Iโm dying. I donโt know why I thought quitting caffeine was a good thing.โ Dani checked her phone. It was 3:45 and she knew there was a diner right around the corner from where they were.
โI donโt know why either. Of all the things keeping your body going, you decide caffeine is the first thing you wanna quit?โ
โHey, I like to keep things interesting.โ Dani shrugged. โBesides everything else is to fun andโฆ stuff.โ She knew she was in way to deep into the party lifestyle to stop everything. Alcohol helped numb her. The coke helped her find the energy her body needed to run on 3 hours of sleep a day and the opioids helped her chill out when her mind got the best of her and the physical abuse she suffered left her struggling to move. Everything else she took was just for fun, and she had no reason to stop. โWant to come with me to this diner I saw around the corner? We can go somewhere warm for a bit and I can drink coffee and then not sleep later.. which makes this plan a bad plan but Iโm freezing and donโt have anywhere to be for an hour.โ
โI wish. I got some guy picking me up at 4.โ Jamie frowned. She would much rather join Dani then spend an hour in a sketchy motel for the 8th time tonight.
โLame, we gotta starting scheduling our appointments together.โ Dani stood up and leaned down to peck a kiss on Jamieโs lips.
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Now that it was the weekend the diner was busier then it had been during the week. She had spent some of the quieter times of the nights using the stage in the diner to practice her dance for her recital but it had been consistently busy tonight with people stopping in the diner for a bite to eat after broadway shows, and club goers. It wasnโt to much of a different scene then during the day when she normally worked but the drunk patrons could get on Santanaโs nerves. Now that the clubs had been closed for almost two hours it was slowly emptying out and Santana knew it would be dead again soon. She hoped she could get in some practice, if only to keep her awake because she was more tired then usual tonight.
Santana sighed from behind the counter when she heard the bell chime and was about to go greet their new customer when her shift partner stopped her and said she would get it.
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โSit anywhere you like.โ Dani acknowledged the waitress when she entered the diner. Dani took a seat in a booth by the window.
โHello! My name is Angel. Iโll be taking care of you tonight.โ Dani smirked at the blonde. It was funny to her that two different jobs could use the same line on customers with two completely different meanings.
โCan I start you off with a drink or do you need a minute to look at the menu?โ The question snapped Dani from her thoughts and she quickly scanned the menu. She should eat something and she was hungry but Dani only had enough cash on her for a coffee. Well.. she had other cash on her but she wouldnโt dare touch it because he would know if she short changed him and that wouldnโt have a good outcome for her.
โJust a coffee please.โ Dani flashed the girl a smile.
โComing right up.โ
Dani sat back in her booth, enjoying the warmth of the place. Spring was here but on nights like tonight it didnโt feel like it. When her coffee was placed in front of her Dani thanked Angel when her coffee was places in front of her. She grabbed the sugar and poured some in her coffee, then grabbed a few creamers and poured those in before mixing her coffee. She didnโt expect this coffee to be the best she ever had, but it was needed.
With a sigh Dani rest her head in her hand, her elbow on the table. She just wanted to go home and go to bed but she knew that that wouldnโt happen for a few more hours so she hoped the coffee would do itโs job and wake her up. She wasnโt necessarily surprised to see that she wasnโt the only one in the diner, but it was busier in here then she expected it to. Her eyes scanned the restaurant, most people in here looked like they had left a club and were just here to have a place to keep the party going.
โShit.โ Dani felt her heart skip a beat when she continued to scan the diner and her eyes fell on the only other waitress in the diner.
No, no. Itโs not her. She just looks like her. Itโs 4am Dani, youโre at a diner miles away from Ohio and Los Angeles which is where her and Santana had made plans to run off to after high school. The caffeine withdrawal is just getting to your head. Dani was trying her best to convince herself that she didnโt just see who she thought she saw. There was no way that she did, even though she highly doubted not having coffee for a day and a half could cause hallucinations.. it could have. She had no idea. Okay calm down. Stop freaking out! That isnโt her. Youโve been through this. Sheโs gone. Dani sheโs gone and with where the fuck your life ended up itโs a good thing. Santana was destined for great things and she wouldnโt have deserved to be dragged into all this shit you were. I didnโt either though. She thought to herself, staring down at her coffee that she hadnโt touched yet. Maybe I did? She didnโt though.
Dani shook her head. She didnโt need to be thinking about this right now because the waitress just looked like her, either that or Dani was finally losing it. Just to make sure that she didnโt see who she thought she did Dani took another peek at the waitress, who was laughing at a comment somebody at another table made. That laugh, she would recognize it anywhere. That was Santana.
All the colour drained from Daniโs face. Her mind was racing with thoughts. How was Santana here? Have they lived in the same city for years? Why was she here? Had Santana seen her to and recognized her? No it didnโt seem like it. Dani had a million more questions but she didnโt have time to search her brain for answers because she had to get out of here. Her ex-girlfriend, the one she had planned a whole future with was here in the same diner she was at 4am on a Saturday morning. Dani had to get out of here. She so desperately wanted to go up to her, wrap her arms around her waist and tell her how much she loved her. She couldnโt do that though. The last thing she needed was Santana seeing her like this. She didnโt want her to see the way she was dressed. She didnโt want her to look in her eyes and notice her pupils were the size of saucers. And she definitely didnโt need her putting two and two together and figuring her out before she had a chance to even have one conversation with the woman.
Looking down at the table Dani inhaled a shaky breath. She had to leave. The longer she sat here the more she would want to talk to the woman and Dani couldnโt do that or risk staying and being recognized. Dani knew as painful as it was that she was better off forgetting that this even happened. Dani needed to forget because her life was a mess that Santana didnโt need to be in, not again.
Opening her wallet Dani pulled a $5 bill out and placed it on the table. It was enough money for the coffee, that remained untouched and a generous tip. She tried to get up without drawing attention to herself, not even risking looking in the direction of the Latina while she slipped out the door.
It was taking all of her strength to not break down as she rushed back to the park hoping there would be a familiar face there that she could talk to. When she got back though there wasnโt, it was probably for the best though because she couldnโt break, not here. Dani still had to work for a few more hours to go and she knew exactly what to do to numb her pain.
Dani walked further into the park and knelt down behind a tree, out of view of the road and anybody else she could see. It had been almost five years since she last saw Santana. She didnโt know that it would be the last time when Santana dropped her off that night and what hurt the most was that she didnโt even get to say goodbye. Dani had been forced to leave and she hoped that Santana didnโt think she left because she wanted to or because she didnโt love her anymore because that was so far from the truth. She loved Santana, she still loved Santana. No matter how much she tried to convince herself she didnโt still love her, Dani did. It didnโt matter though. That part of her life was over. Maybe she could convince Jay to let her move cities? That was she wouldnโt be tempted to go back to that diner. Dani shook her head as she sat down. She was getting ahead of herself and for now she just had to shut her brain off and finish her night business as usual.
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"In the summer of 1898, Santana Lopez joined the J.P. Adams & Son Traveling Circus & Menagerie as it toured the states of the Upper American Midwest. She also fell in love with the knife thrower's daughter."
Ever since I first read this fanfic in 2012, it's held a very special place in my head/heart. I still think about rereading it at least once a year. Now, over a decade after it was published, I finally feel like I have the artistic skills to do it justice with some fan art!
Old-timey version + details version under the cut:
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2010 words
idk enemies to lovers
santana lopez x reader
summary- you've always hated santana and santana has always hated you, but then for a duets lesson, you two get partnered up.
A/n: i've been wanting to write something else for santana for a while now, i've got somethings cooking up rn lol.
you were sat next to mercedes and kurt waiting for glee club to start. โso y/n, whats up with you and santana?โ mercedes questioned. โyeah i want to know too. there has to be something there,โ kurt added on. you shook your head before looking behind them at santana, who, to your surprise, was already looking at you. as soon as your eyes met hers she looked away. you shrugged this off as nothing but a judge mental glare and looked back at your friends, โnothings up, we hate each otherโ you said sternly. they both shook their heads, โone of you wants more,โ kurt stated. you shook your head as schue walked in, cutting your conversation short.
โalright!โ schuester clapped his hands together as he started, โthis weeks lesson is a return of our duets! our duet for regionals needs to be killer guys!โ he walked towards the piano and looked at the teenagers watching him. โthe winner of our challenge will be singing at regionals,โ rachel raised her hand, โwill you let us pick our partners this time?โ schue grinned before leaning down โi am so glad you asked rachelโ he said as he stood back up straight with a hat in his hands. the glee club groaned. โwho wants to draw first?โ he quizzed.
rachel shot up and walked towards the piano before reaching her hand in the hat and grabbing out a piece of paper. โkurtโ she read. kurt gave her a fake smile before looking towards you and mercedes and rolling his eyes. you shrugged and walked down next. you grabbed a piece of paper from the hat before looking at schue โcan i grab a new one?โ you questioned quietly. โno,โ he said while shaking his head. you sighed before looking straight at the latina cheerleader you hated. โsantana,โ you stated.
mercedes and kurt let out muffled laughs before you shot them a glare quickly making them shut up. you walked back to your seat with a sigh, โyou guys are gonna be dating by the end of this week, im calling it,โ mercedes said as soon as you sat down, โshut up,โ you snapped back.
after everyone got their partners, they went to begin working on their songs. you walked over to santana and sat next to her, ignoring any eye contact. she did the same before sighing, โwe need to work together, we cant hate each other for this week,โ she acknowledged. you nodded your head โi know.โ you began โlets do something upbeatโ she nodded "yeah let's do something we can dance to" she agreed. you shook your head before turning to look at her "im not as good of a dancer as you" you said. santana smiled at you as she made eye contact with you. "you've never complimented me before" she said softly, you shook your head "don't take it to heart" you stood up and looked down at her "tonight, your place, 5, we're gonna work on the song" you said before walking out of the choir room.
you knocked at her front door at 5:05. santana opened the door for you a few moments later, "youre late" she stated. you shrugged "and you waited for me," the cheerleader rolled her eyes "it's my house stupid, come on," she heaved, walking downstairs. you walked inside and shut the door before following her into the basement. she turned back to look at you "what song do you want to do?" she quizzed you. you sat down on a brown woven chair and shrugged "you have to choose" santana groaned and stood in front of you with her arms crossed, why is she kinda hot right now?, you thought ignoring what she was saying. "y/ln." she said sternly, making you come back to life. "what'd you say? i got distracted by your obnoxious decor" not your best comeback, the only thing you could think of at the time though. santana rolled her eyes and pulled you out of her chair. "that the worst thing you've ever said," she exhaled.
the cheerleader pulled out her phone, putting it on shuffle. "whatever song this lands on is the song we're going to do" you nodded and watched her. santana was staring at her phone, praying that it wouldn't play something dumb. you listened as her phone speakers began playing p.y.t by michael jackson. you both looked at each other and sighed. you weren't going to back out and reshuffle it, so you settled on it. "you're the dancer out of the two of us, you have to make the choreo" you stated as she put her phone down. "i need to know what you can do first" she looked at you as you shrugged. "make the choreo and i'll tell you if i can do it or not" santana groaned and crossed her arms while watching you. "i'll make all the harmonies, and you make the choreo, it's a perfect mashup" you said as you went to go find some paper and a pencil. "the cabinet to your left dumbass" she yelled out to you as she began listening to the song over and over, trying to visualize the choreography.
you ended up staying over for hours. "we should get something to eat" santana called out to you, looking at you sitting on the same woven chair you sat on forever ago, doodling on the paper you had found. you shrugged before nodding. "yeah sure, but we should cook something" the latina looked at you, slightly disgusted. "why would we do that?" you stood up and looked down at her "because it would be a good bonding experience" you answered, reaching your hand out to her. santana grabbed your hand, using it to pull herself up. the two of you walked up the stairs together and walked into the kitchen. "you're still holding my hand tana" you said with a smirk as she looked down at your hands. she quickly yanked her hand back, scoffing "you were holding my hand" she mumbled, clearly flustered by the nickname you called her. "do you know how to cook?" she asked. you nodded "yeah, what do you have?" santana shrugged before moving back to let you search around. you weren't exactly sure what you were going to make "can i just make mac and cheese?" you quizzed. you looked back at her "im just going to order a pizza" she stated before quickly calling a local pizza place before you could interrupt.
the pizza arrived after about twenty minutes. "hey can i ask you a question?" santana questioned you as she went to grab two plates. "sure what's up" you took a plate from her before grabbing a piece of pizza. "do you like anyone right now?" she questioned you as you two began walking back down to the basement, pizza in hand. "why do you want to know that?" you questioned in reply. she shrugged, "so i can tell them and ruin your chances, obviously" she sat down on the floor, leaving the chair open for you, you instead sat down next to her, leaning against the wall, "i don't know, i don't think so but maybe" you said in reply, not trying to give her too much information. santana looked kind of sad as she said "oh i see"
now, you didn't want to admit this, but maybe you were starting to catch feelings for santana. you liked how controlling she was, no one ever fought back against you. you admired that quality in her. you admired her work ethic, and that she said whatever she wanted. and, bonus, she's super hot.
once you two finished eating, santana started teaching you the choreography. โbend and snapโ she says as she did the motions. โi expected you to make this harderโ you stated as you copied her. the cheerleader scoffed โdo you want me to make it harder?โ she asked with a soft smirk on her face. you nodded โoh youโre going to regret thatโ she says smugly. you shrugged before sitting back down on the chair โi doubt itโ
in glee club the next day, you and santana had decided to do your duet. โi dont know if i can do the dipโ you whispered next to her. the cheerleader looked at you with a soft smile, โyou can do it. i know you canโ she reassured, gently taking your hand in hers. this caused you to smile and gently squeeze her hand, before you realized what was happening and yanked your hand back. santana frowned at this before looking straight ahead and straight faced, trying to avoid anyone seeing her emotion. schue walked in to the choir room โwe have our first duet today, give it up for santana and y/n!โ he said while clapping his hands near the end of his sentence. the glee club clapped along with him. you and santana walked down and looked at each other "you can do this" she whispered so only you could hear. you smiled and pointed to the band, causing them to begin playing the song.
you started,
"you know you, you make me feel so good inside"
you and santana were circling around one another.
"i always wanted a girl like you
such a p.y.t"
neither you or she wanted to say this part, so you decided to flip a coin. it landed on heads. you chose heads. the rest of the performance went smoothly. the chemistry between you two was palpable. then, the scary part came, the dip.
the dip was when you dipped santana down between your legs before bringing her back up quickly and holding her close to your chest, ending the song. you were scared that you might drop her, you didn't think you had the strength. santana reassured you that even if you did drop her, she could save it and make it look like it was planned.
you quickly dipped her down before pulling her up, holding her against your chest as the song ended. you felt santanas breath against your neck. your hand gripped on her waist before you went for it. you placed your lips on hers, ignoring the glee club watching. the cheerleaders arms wrapped around your neck, deepening the kiss. you both saw fireworks. you continued like this for a few moments before schue walked over and tapped you on the shoulder "y/n, santana, wrap it up" you quickly opened your eyes before pulling away from her and running out of the choir room. santana chased after you, desperately trying to keep what she thought had formed.
"y/n wait!" she yelled out to you. you sighed and leaned against a locked, sitting down on the cold linoleum tile. santana stood in front of you and made eye contact "why did you kiss me?" she mumbled as she sat down across from you. you sighed and looked down at her "santana," you started, taking her hands in yours "yesterday, i think i caught feelings for you" she was about to speak before you cut her off "and i don't know if you like me back or what but i just-" santana cut you off with a quick kiss. you sat stunned before she pulled away "i have feelings for you too y/n" you stood up, pulling her up with you before kissing her deeply. she kissed you back as her arms wrapped around your neck. your hands gripped onto her waist as she pushed you against the locker. "we can't make out right now" you said in between kisses. santana pulled away and pouted "why not?" you chuckled and interlocked your hands before walking down the hallway "glee club is expecting us to make our relationship debut"
you and santana walked inside the choir room, hand and hand. you went to go sit down next to kurt and mercedes "i told you something was there" mercedes said "it didn't even take a week" kurt added on. "shut up." you said with a smile.
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@lgbtqcreators creator bingo; black and white + typography
-> I'll Teach You To Dance by @monochromeheartbeat
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special place in my heart for queer characters whose main obstacle in their coming out is their own internal homophobia opposed to external homophobia
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Santana and Brittany are both highly skilled chefs who apprenticed under the same mentor. Somewhere between the long hours enduring the heat of the kitchen and their shared passion for cooking, they fell in love. For Santana, Brittany was The One and her future plans reflected that.
As for Brittany...well, she took a different approach.
Chef Brittana AU with a dash of holiday cheer! xox
Available on ff.net (x) ao3 (x) wp (x)
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sorry. || santana lopez and sam evans?
you and santana wereโฆfriends, well secret friends, who sometimes makes out and sometimes scissor. itโs complicated, santana tells you itโs nothing, and you tell her โokโ simply agreeing with her instead of arguing.
she had boyfriend, well still has, and itโs puck, she tells you, that sheโs gonna break up with him, but itโs always, later, or โwhy do you even care?โ you shrugged it off, knowing deep inside that you cared a little, and plus it was deep inside you, like her fin-
but moving on, you hated the fact that you were just her little side piece, god you felt like a mistress, you hated how she treated you like a shit, she was degrading you every minute, not that you didnโt like it, but still.
her words felt like a stab in your heart, when you werenโt having sex, but still, she called you all the things there was in the book of โlopez insultsโ
โthatโs her notebook that filled all the insults she said to people, and to who. you were a big topic on that book, being the number one she bullies, at least you were number one to her.
and what upseted you the most is whenever a guy takes interest in you, possibly asking you out, and she would drive them away, telling them lies about you, causing them to not text you back anymore.
and what was worse, was that she didnโt care, she didn't care one bit, she didn't care she was hurting you, she didn't care that you were crying in front of her. instead she's kick you out, even if it was your own room.
she hurt you, a lot, too many to count, to hurt to count, so you stopped, replying to her texts, eventually started to ignore her, as if she would ever talk to you in school. but still you ignored her, whenever you see her in the hallways to whenever you see her enter a bathroom, when you really need to pee. just ignoring her whole entire existance.
until, a boy, with beach blond hair, big lips, tall, muscular, came into your world. you were in charge of showing him around the school, you guys talked, which led to laughing, which led to him slowly and softly flirting with you, not giving out the image if a creep who just wants to get into a girl's pants.
in fact, he was excited to get to know you, your ups and downs, your wrongs ,your rights, everything about your life just seemed interesting to him. and it was surprising, since he was the star quarter back, he had blonde hair, he was the perfect type, a stereotypical ken, while you, you were a Raquelle.
when he came to you, asking for advice on how to ask a girl out, you thought he was gonna ask out Quinn Fabray, i mean who wouldn't, she was your stereotypical Barbie, plus the pregnant part. even though you were hurt on the inside, as you thought that, but you were used to getting hurt, so you shrugged it off.
"well first, courting, every woman wants that. take her on dates, wait patiently for a yes, but to ask her that, you have to give her presents, first." you tell the boy, as an idea sparked in his mind. "give her chocolates, or flowers. but for me, i personally, i don't get the use of flowers, i mean they're boring, and well chocolates are the best."
then that sparked turned into an even bigger one. "and honestly, just be yourself. girls will like that." you smile at him, one last time, before you walk off to your next class.
he was super sweet to you, he was a natural gentleman. he would hold you heavy bags, filled with textbooks, and some other stuff, he would wait for you in the entrance of the school. helping you carry your books to your next class, no matter how far his classroom was from yours. protecting you from the jocks, and slushees. there was even one time when he stood in front of you taking the slushee, since you wore a white shirt.
he helped you a lot, but not to much to leave you feeling like a helpless girl who needs help every second. he, again, was sweet to you, he was to good to be true. so Santana walked up to him. "hey there, sammy evens." she said, with a evil smirk upon her face.
"uh, hey." the blond boy said awkwardly. "haven't you heard?" she asks him. "that girl right there, has got a little problem" she adds, gesturing to an alcohol addiction.
"huh." the boy asked. "yeah, it's true, she was caught buying vodka in a liquor store." she nods, trying to make him believe. "yeah, so you should stay away from her, she'll just hurt you." and with that, the latina walked away, leaving the blond to be confused.
he believed her, a little. a big part of him knows that it was probably a lie. but still you kept secrets about you hidden very well, you knew how to hide something or not. but whatever it was, he knew he was ready to work through it with you.
so the next day, he came up to you, with a big, goofy grin. he wore a messy blazer over his shirt, and hid chocolates behind his back. "sooo, y/n. i want to make this twenty minutes before your first class, worth it." he paused taking a deep breath. "i want to court you. i've liked you for a really really long time, ever since i've first met, you. i like your eyes, i like your smile, the way you laugh, the way you style, the way your hair smells so good in the morning, the way you're often sleeping in class, but still manages to pass. the way you think you're not the most perfect human being, even though you surely are. even if you're mean to people, even to me. i like you so damn much, not to take this chance and leap into your heart. ew, cringe i know. but i like you, so so much. to the point-well i'm not gonna say it yet, i know how much you hate people saying that so early one. but i really really really, like you. and only you. no one else. just you, in my heart right here." he says, pointing to his heart.
"yes." you breath out, smiling. genuinely smiling, like a big dumb dork. "r-really?" his grins grows so much bigger, obviously happy with my answer.
"of course, who wouldn't you're absolutely fucking perfect." you chuckle, as he hugs you tightly. "i know how much you hate when romcom leads kiss each other the first second they meet each other."
"you know me so much. maybe too much." you joke, "i mean i do know you're secretly working undercover. but it's between." he whispers, looking around, actually playing around with the joke.
what you didn't know was, santana was actually watching from the far, an unsettling feeling in her stomach. she wanted to shrug it off, but she couldnโt, just seeing you being so happy with someone that wasnโt her, it just does that.
so she made a plan. after all your classes, youโre at your locker putting away your books, fortunately your class ended early, due; to only having a quiz the whole class hour.
but as you were walking to samโs class, decided to wait for him there, you were suddenly pulled into the janitors closet, by your bag. the lights were close, you felt someone behind your back, while a hand covered your mouth, shutting you off, their other arm wrapped around you tightly, to refrain you from leaving, or fighting back.
you were scared, you didnโt know who this person was, of course you were scared. it lasted about ten minutes, when the arm tightly wrapped around you let you go to open the light. you immediately turned back around, reaching for the door knob, but it was locked.
"ow! my feet!" a voice too familiar said. "what the fuck do you want?" your voice stern. your face cold. "i want you. it's been to long since we're last together." she said, walking closer to you, placing a quick kiss on your neck. "fuck off." you push her away.
"y/n. i'm sorry." you couldn't believe it, santana lopez, the santana lopez said sorry to you. "what?" you mumble. "i treated you like absolute shit. i put away your feelings, and i am so so sorry. i'm willing todo anything to make you forgive me. i camd to my senses and realized that, i'm..i'm in love with you. i'm in love with you y/n. i treated you like shit because i felt like shit being in love with you, i knew you would never reciprocate. so i treated yo that way. but i was really just mad at myself. i'm sorry." she says, genuinely.
"i like you too. liked you. but you just treated me like shit, you made me feel like i was nothing but a waste of air." she looked down on hed feey, biting her lip not knowing what to say. "i know you're sorry."
"i really am.โ
โi know. but youโre too late.โ
โsorry.โ
โi know.โ
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Fandom: Glee
Character: Rachel Berry
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Source: AO3
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Warnings and Reminders - Please do not plagiarise, copy, repost/republish, adapt, or translate any of my work on any social media platforms, apps, or third-party sites. The only platforms I post my work on are: Tumblr and Wattpad. I do not own any character of any franchise (Marvel etc.) All my works are fiction and may be dark or triggering content: READ ALL WARNINGS BEFORE PROCEEDING.
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Another Life
I canโt promise this story will go far, although I hope that it does. Iโm working on a new Dantana fic and so far I have the prologue and part of chapter one written! This story is going to be full of angst like my usual stories are lol
Prologue
โ3 months.โ Dani sighed laying her head on Santanaโs lap, wincing in pain while trying to get comfortable. Her legs were dangling off the side of Santanaโs bed but that wasnโt the worst of her discomfort right now.
โ3 months.โ Santana sighed sympathetically, running her fingers through her girlfriendโs hair. She was sitting up right in her bed, back against the headboard. โ3 more months baby and youโll be 18.. and out. Youโll never have to worry about any of this ever again.โ
Santana was trying her hardest to hold in her sniffles and tears because she knew how Dani got when Santana cried about her situation. Dani would internalize it, blame herself and then Dani would end up comforting Santana when it should be the other way around. The last three months before Dani turned 18 couldnโt come fast enough. Two years of watching her girlfriend be bounced around between foster homes and group homes was the hardest thing she had ever had to go through. It was a selfish thought because Dani was the one actually going through it while she lived with parents who loved her in the same bed and house she slept in since she was born. It wasnโt easy just having to stand back and watch as her girlfriend came to school with new bruises and stories each day. No matter how much Maribel called CPS, it either resulted in absolutely nothing or Dani being moved to a new home where she suffered the same as she always did.
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Santana, now 23 was standing against the counter at the Spot Light Diner. She was working the graveyard shift and counting down the hours until her shift was over. It had been raining all night and since the diner had been mostly empty all night she caught herself staring out the window more often then not, watching people running from wherever they came from to wherever they were going. Santana hated working overnights, the diner being empty for the majority of her shift meant that her mind had to much time to wander and being left alone with her own thoughts was never a good thing. Sometimes she had her shift partner to keep her company which helped, but a new girl was working tonight and they had barley spoke. Santana speculated that Rachel had talked to her first and this new girl was scared of her or something which Santana didnโt mind. She kept up that image for a reason, getting close to people rarely led to anything good.
โPull yourself together.โ Santana whispered to herself, shaking her head as if that would help her thoughts disappear.
It had been 5 years to the day since that conversation with Dani. She had no idea that that was one of the the last conversations that they would ever have. It was a typical day, the two had hung out after school like they normally did. Santana dropped Dani off at her foster parents house at 8:30 that night with plans to meet at their lockers the next morning like usual. Dani didnโt show up though that morning, or at all that day. She didnโt show up the day after that, or the week after, she wasnโt there for glee practice, Nationals, prom or graduation.
Dani had fallen off the face of the earth and five years later Santanaโs memories still haunted her. She often laid awake wondering what she could have done differently, what she could have done to rescue the girl she loved from the hell she was born into. She hoped that in 3 months Dani would make it to her 23rd birthday if she was evenโฆ โno donโt go there.โ Santana pursed her lips, sniffling back tears that were threatening to fall.
The what ifโs killed her. Santana hoped the girl.. now woman.. was alive and doing well. It was hard to think that she might not be though and either way Santana had no idea and would probably never know.
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sometimes i think about how tragic it is for all of you that you will never know characters like i know them (i am right about them and you are all wrong)
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That Don't Impress Me Much - A Brittana Fic
Summary: The blonde dancer totally knew the effect she had on her. It was so easy to rile the dark-haired woman up and as she beckoned her closer with a finger, Santana kept gazing at her lips, making it so obvious what she wanted.
She leaned closer, knowing that Santana would feel her breathing against her neck and as she expected, there was a sharp, aroused intake of breath from the Latina.
She even closed her eyes, puckering her lips as if Brittany was going to kiss her.
As if.
โMy name is no. My sign is no. My number is no. You need to let it go.โ
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Brittany is tired of being taken advantage of by selfish, egotistical jerks, so she makes a plan with her friend Tina that she can make some idiot fall for her and then ditch them after she has had her fun. Her plans backfire when sheโs swept off her feet by arrogant yet surprisingly sweet celebrity Santana Lopez.
Rating: M
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***This is a companion piece to my other Brittana AU fic, "My Name Is No (You Need To Let It Go),โ which you can find here on tumblr or on AO3
Brittany had just about had enough of fuckboys and fuckgirls.ย
There she was, sitting alone in a crummy little diner, all by her lonesome on Saturday night, her date nowhere to be found. Being the only hot, young blonde in fishnets, heels so high she was close to God, and a skirt so short it was probably illegal while surrounded by desperate bikers and hicks who licked their lips as they leered at her should have made her feel like she was walking through the valley of the shadow of death. Or maybe she should have felt the way those fish in her dadโs aquarium felt that time Lord Tubbington took up scuba diving as his new hobby.ย
Instead, Brittany was unfazed. As she water-skied down the highway of life, she had seen it all.ย
That one old Dolly Parton song her mother and Grandma Rose from St. Olaf used to like so much was playing in the background now. It made her pretty nostalgic for the good old days in the Pierce house. Sometimes Brittany felt this one should have been the soundtrack to her life, if she ever had to choose a replacement forย โCandyโย by Cameo.
Don't try to cry your way out of this
Don't try to lie or I'll catch you in it
Don't try to make me feel sorry for you
Just because I'm blonde
Don't think I'm dumb
Cause this dumb blonde ain't nobody's fool
When you left you thought I'd sit
An' you thought I'd wait
An' you thought I'd cry
You called me a dumb blonde
Ah, but somehow I lived through it
And you know if there's one thing this blonde has learned
Blondes have more fun
There was nothing Brittany loved more than sex and she knew she was the best. Hoeing was her hobby. If there were competitions for this, she would have won the Olympic Gold medal. In fact, she had won the kissing competition in Lima five years in a row easily, if that meant anything.ย
Sure fuckboys and fuckgirls were kinda fun, especially when she got them in bed for the fucking part of things but a girl needed some romance in her life too.ย
After the first few times, she was over them. No one could hold her interest and it seemed like she never held theirs. To them, she was always just stupid bimbo slut Brittany. Good for an easy lay but not for a relationship.ย
Sure she knew she was hot but Brittany was beginning to wonder why she was never the girl who got flowers or love confessions and marriage proposals made to her. She was never the girl who got her happily ever after.ย ย
All she wanted was a cowboy to ride her off into the sunset.ย
โTina, he just left me,โ She sobbed into the phone as she heard Mike muttering something to his girlfriend in the background that vaguely sounded like him asking where Brittany was. โIโm at the Little Alien Inn!โ
So now she was crying because she got ditched again.ย
โBad bitches donโt cry.โย
At least, that was what Tina told her when she and Mike stopped by to take her home but Brittany wasnโt so sure she was a bad bitch at that moment.ย
Mike and Tina each grabbed one of her arms, all about dragging her out of the diner in her bra and skirt when she had started to take off her clothes and perform a strip show on top of a table as she often did.ย
โYou must think Iโm such a mess.โ Brittany sobbed, mascara running down her cheeks. Tina and Mike who were accustomed to picking up Brittany from sleazy bars and motels werenโt particularly surprised by any of this.ย
โOh Britt, itโs not you. Itโs that vile idiot. You donโt need any of them! Just be your hot girl self. Youโre an independent woman who donโt need no man or woman! Hot girl summer and all that.โย
Brittany wasnโt so sure about that at the moment. She felt like a codependent woman who was very much in need of a man or woman.ย
โMaybeย Room Temperature Girlย Summer?โย
Tina shook her head, a long-suffering expression on her face, snorting out an incredulous, unladylike laugh as she passed another tissue to the blonde. She was so accustomed to Brittanyโs oddball personality that she had come to expect comments like that from her. Apparently noticing that her tall, blonde friend was moping the night away on their couch with a pout on her face, she took pity on her.ย
โHereโs an idea: make a game out of it. Make some fuckboy go all crazy for you next time and then you ditchย themย when youโve had your fun and laugh in their face.โย
โOh this, Iโd pay to see.โ Mike chimed in from across the room.ย
A mischievous smile tugged at the corners of Brittanyโs lips as she thought her friends were making a good point.ย
That night, something hardened inside of her and changed for her.
Tina was right, it was time she had some more self-respect and Brittany began to realize how much more she was worth than just a quick lay in the backseat of someoneโs car until they moved on to the next girl.ย
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She got her confidence back pretty quickly because if there was one thing about Brittany it was that she didnโt stay depressed for long.ย ย
So the next week she was slinking aroundย The Pussy Catย with feline-like confidence and agility, ignoring the men who gawked at her, hissing and cat-calling as she passed by. She didnโt have a care in the world.ย
Who cared about girlfriends and boyfriends? She was just there to have fun with her friends. So thatโs what she was going to do.ย
She was having such a great time that she really did forget about her troubles.
Then she feltย herย burning gaze on her from across the room. The stranger in question was a Latina with black hair, equally dark eyes, glowing dark skin, and a very slim but toned build. Her long hair fell in perfectly tousled dark waves.ย
She didnโt take her eyes off of Brittany once and had her jaw dropped as she took in the sight of the blonde. The blonde had never seen such a clear demonstration of โundressing someone with your eyesโ in action.
Brittany couldnโt deny that the woman had this powerful, commanding aura about her.ย
She paid absolutely no mind to it, humming to herself as she twirled around and rolled her body perfectly in time with the beat. Then she sauntered back to her friends, giggling to herself as she thought of something her cat had done the night before.ย
Sugar tapped her on the shoulder.ย
โOh Britt, youโve got another admirer. That one is checking you out so hard. She looks like sheโs drooling. I can see her boner from over hereโฆ โย
Brittanyโs friends began to snicker obnoxiously. The blonde smirked and shrugged. It was super obvious that the painfully horny brunette was checking her out the entire time, muttering โHumina, humina,โ but Brittany wasnโt bothered one way or another.
โOh, okay. I just want to dance.โย
Tina, Sugar, Marley, and the others were gawking at her. Sugar eventually piped up.ย ย
โDonโt you know who that is?! Itโsย Santana Lopez.โ
โWho?โ
โBrittany! How do you not know? Sheโs a celebrity! She was on Bad Girls Club.โ
โOh.โ
โSheโs openly lesbian too.โ
โNo duh. I could tell,โ Brittany stated dryly, remembering how that woman had stared at her legs and ass. Come to think of it, Santana was still doing that. Brittany shook her head, rolling her eyes fondly at her friend. Sugar was always trying to matchmake her with someone and that girl knew everything about celebrities. She looked down at her nails, inspecting the pale pink polish on them while she knew Santana was checking her out again. โUh, whatever.ย Soย not interested.โย
She definitely wasnโt looking for anyone that night but if she managed to torment them, then that was a bonus. Men and some women always seemed to assume that if Brittany was dancing, it meant she was looking for a partner.ย
โWhatโs all that noise?โ Brittany spoke up, hearing a bit of a commotion. โItโs kind of annoying.โย
It turned out that the woman who had been checking her out was being totally loud and obnoxious now. She laughed really loudly, banging her fist on the table and being a total show-off. She threw back drinks until she was visibly red in the face. Then she started to sing as she got up on the table, drawing a crowd until some short woman with a serious expression pulled her back down before she embarrassed herself. She clearly thought she was so desirable and hot.ย
She probably thought that Brittany didnโt notice how she kept sneaking glances in her direction. A sly smirk came to Brittanyโs lips. This woman was such a goofy dork and she was extremely obvious. Brittany had never seen someone who tried so, so hard and was so painfully lacking in self-awareness.ย
It was almost cute.ย
Brittany knew this womanโs type just from looking at her. She was also a little psychic.ย
She could tell this stranger was such a stereotypical arrogant womanizer with an ego the size of a small planet and thought of women as nothing more than warm bodies. She was so vain, she probably looked at herself in every reflective surface she passed. She was so selfish and spoiled that she thought the world revolved around her.ย
She wasย totallyย Brittanyโs type.ย
She didnโt need her though. She was done with playboys forever.ย
At least thatโs what she told herself when she followed her friends over to the bar. She taken a few sips from the strawberry daiquiri in her hand when she began to blink in confusion as a margarita was placed in front of her.ย
โItโs from that lady over there. She sent this and she asked me to tell you that youโre stunning.โย
โAw, thatโs sweet. Tell her Iโm so not interested.โ Brittany quipped with a sassy flip of her long wavy hair.ย
Brittany glanced over her shoulder to see Santana waving and giving her this smug smile that made these stupid, cute dimples deepen on both of her cheeks.
Tina and her other friends were just watching her with amusement as Brittany continued to ignore Santana. All of her friends clearly found this so hilarious, though they were supporting her in her decision to completely ignore all the perverts and fuckboys who were trying to get her.ย
โWow, Santanaโs really going for it. Looks like someoneโs dying for your attention.โ Mike chuckled.ย
โUgh, here we go. Iย soย donโt care. Sheโs just horny. Why do they always see a woman sitting alone and assume she wants a companion?โ The sass was dripping from Brittanyโs voice as she tossed her hair back over her shoulder and curled her lip, ignoring the drink Santana sent her. โNewsflash, no thanks.โย
Santana kept giving her the eye no matter how much Brittany made it clear that she wasnโt going to fall into her arms. Ugh, Brittany rolled her eyes with exasperation and amusement, couldnโt Ms. Egotistical take a hint?
Apparently not.ย
โOh donโt look now, here she comes. She got it bad.โ Sugar snorted as everyone began to chuckle at the sight of Santana Lopez swaggering over with her shoulders thrown back.
Brittany had to hand it to her, the woman was the only one who had been brave enough to approach her like this all night.ย
Too bad the blonde was so not in the mood.ย
Brittany was feeling bitchy. She knew the routine by now. They all wanted to know her name, her number, her signโฆ Brittany was curious about whatever sleazy pick-up line Ms. Arrogant was going to give her and she didnโt disappoint.ย
Santana had this stupid, cute cheesy smirk on her face and her teeth were gleaming white.ย
She was so typical Hollywood sleaze.ย ย
โHi. Youโre gorgeous,โ Okay, she was starting off being a little charming with that opening line, Brittany had to admit but she just knew the sleaze would be coming next. โDayum, Girl. Whereโd you learn to dance like that? Who you dancing like that for looking all hot like that?โ
Not for you, Jerk :) Thatโs for sure.ย
โWhat I want to know is, what time them legs open?โย
Like I havenโt heard that one a million times beforeโฆย
It was so lame. Even though she was in stunned disbelief, Brittany couldnโt help but notice Santana now and she gave it back to her with a sassy comeback of her own.ย
โOh, isย thatย supposed to be a pick up line?โย
Brittany was beginning to wonder if Santana had ever actually flirted with a woman before, far less managed to pick up one. There was a flash of lust in her dark eyes when Brittany said that and she looked as if she was about to combust on the spot.ย
โSo, you know, Iโm on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?โ
Brittany could barely hold back her laugh, cupping a hand over her mouth as she rolled her eyes. Santana continued to puff up her chest and peacock around her, as if she expected Brittany to be totally impressed.ย
โOoo, is it hot in here, or is it just you?โ
She could not be for real. This was the great, powerful celebrity Santana Lopez her friends were in awe of? She really thought she was charming the dress off of Brittany with those corny lines.
Brittany couldnโt wait to tell Tina about this later. She knew her friend would be laughing about it forever.ย
โOoo, Iโm in trouble.โ
Santana as always, was unfazed by Brittanyโs ice cold, dismissive attitude. The preppy blonde decided to tease her even more, getting close and poking her finger into Santanaโs chest confidently. Brittany couldnโt deny that the way Santanaโs eyebrows rose and her lips parted as if she was flustered by the blonde invading her personal space amused her to no end.ย
โOh thatโs how it is, huh? Whatโs your name, Pretty Girl?โย
Anytime Brittany was snippy towards her, the woman looked at her with obvious arousal written all over her face. She was pushing back her dark hair, trying so, so hard to look all cool and suave but she had this stupid, goofy look of excitement on her face that made it difficult for Brittany not to start giggling. She had to cover her hand over her mouth as she laughed in her face.ย
The more Brittany acted all aloof and mysterious, the more she turned on Ms. Egomaniac. She swore she saw the woman clenching her thighs together when Brittany gave another sassy response to her.ย
Brittany had been one of the most popular cheerleaders at school and homecoming queen. She knew how to handle vain, uncouth Santana Lopez types.ย
Except she had never met anyone quite as hot as Santana before.ย
Now that she was so physically close to Santana, she couldnโt stop herself from checking the girl out, noticing that she was slightly shorter than her with a toned, slim build that the simple black dress she was wearing displayed so well. Brittany couldnโt help but notice the slight muscle tone in her arms and how radiant her brown skin was.ย
Santana gave her another smug look, as if she could tell that Brittany liked what she saw. Whatever. If she thought Brittany was just going to give in to her, she had another thing coming.ย
If there was one thing Brittany knew, it was flirting.ย
She learned it straight from her blonde, buxom mother, the original harlot and heartbreaker of Lima in her day before she had settled down. If she wanted to, she could get this girl into bed, easy as ABC.ย
Brittany didnโt even have to try and thatโs exactly why she wasnโt gonna let her get what she wanted so easily.ย
The blonde dancer totally knew the effect she had on her. It was so easy to rile the dark-haired woman up and as she beckoned her closer with a finger, Santana kept gazing at her lips, making it so obvious what she wanted.ย
She leaned closer, knowing that Santana would feel her breathing against her neck and as she expected, there was a sharp, aroused intake of breath from the Latina.
She even closed her eyes, puckering her lips as if Brittany was going to kiss her.ย
As if.
โMy name is no. My sign is no. My number is no. You need to let it go.โ
She couldnโt stop giggling at the sight of Santana frozen in place with her lips sticking out, clearly not expecting this turn of events as Brittany just sang that song to her.ย
No kisses for you, Hot Shot,ย She smiled to herself.ย
Talk about embarrassing. How was Ms. Big Shot Movie Star ever gonna recover from that one?ย
Brittany was a professional dancer and she could easily outdo everyone in the club but that didnโt seem to stop Santana from trying to keep up with her. She began to dance beside her energetically as Temperature by Sean Paul played.ย
โYouโre cocky. Thatโs how you dance?โ Brittany was in stunned disbelief yet again, amused by the way Santana was being so ridiculous. She was clearly trying so hard to impress her and it was having the opposite effect. Santana was being such a clown and people around them were starting to give them strange looks.ย
โYou like that, huh, Babe?โ The woman was all up on her, her arm settling around her waist as she husked into her ear. โYou want all up on this, donโt you? Iโll make you feel so good, Princess. Trust me. Iโll make you scream my name.โย
Santanaโs voice was so hazy and raspy. Brittany felt heat rush to her face, right up her neck to her ears, shocked by what she heardโฆ and kind of intrigued. Santana couldnโt really think Brittany would give in just from that locker room talk. She didnโt want Santana to see how affected she was by her comment but of course, Santana saw everything.ย
Apparently the woman noticed the blush on Brittanyโs face too and she was amused.ย
โIs that so?โ She challenged, making sure to flutter her eyelashes.
โYou bet. I think we should get to know each other better. Preferably with way less clothes on.โ
Was that the best Santana had?ย
โHmm, oh, youโd like that, wouldnโt you? What else?โ
โRoses are red, violets are fine. You be a six and Iโll be a nine.โ
Santana might have been the funniest person to ever exist. She couldnโt be for real.ย
โMm hm. Is that all?โย
The celebrity began to tell her all about what she wanted to do with her when she got her in bed, making her appreciation for Brittanyโs ass obvious. She wasnโt expecting her to grind up on her like that. The feeling of Santanaโs hips moving against hers and her husky voice against her ear made it kind of hard for her to remember that she wasnโt supposed to give in to her.
She was such a horny jerk and Brittanyโs jaw dropped in disbelief at how crude she was being as the blush in her cheeks intensified.
Santana was just a little too excited, acting as if she was entitled to getting into Brittanyโs pants and that just wouldnโt do. At least not until Brittany was ready for that.ย Ifย she decided she wanted her. Brittany was gonna have to remind her to back off a little until she wined and dined her enough - if Brittany deigned to allow her to.ย
She wagged a finger.ย
โNuh uh. I donโt think so.โย
She needed to extract herself from Santanaโs arms. So she raised her knee the way she saw on a TV show about women defending themselves from muggers and got her right up in the area between her legs.ย
Not in a fun way either.ย
Santanaโs eyes went comically wide in stunned disbelief and she took a tumble on her ass.ย
โDid I do that? Oops! My Bad!โย She giggled with faux-innocence, not meaning a word of it.ย
Brittany walked back over to her friends victoriously as they clapped and cheered for her. In fact, almost the entire club had stopped to watch the whole spectacle as Santana struggled to regain her dignity.ย
โBrittany, I am so proud of you. You are the ultimate boss, oh my God!โ Tina congratulated her then turned back to her phone. โSantana Lopez getting clamslammed and kneed right in the vagina by a mystery woman is already trending on Twitter.โย
โYouโreย notย leaving with her?โ Sugar looked shocked when the blonde waltzed over, making her exit. Brittany not going home with someone, especially someone like Santana, was about as rare as a blue moon.ย โThis never happens. Sheโs just your type. Sheโs rich, super famous, good-looking, shallow, dumbโฆโย
โNot really. Sheโs gonna have to try harder if she wants all of this.โ Brittany flipped her hair over her shoulder with complete confidence and sass, gesturing to the curves of her body. She knew Santana could hear her. Santana blinked at her stupidly a few times, apparently disoriented by her hotness.ย
She turned just in time to see Santana limping over to her pathetically.ย
Brittany was confused. Why was Santana gazing at her in fascination, as if Brittany was the most gorgeous, entrancing being she had ever encountered even though her groin and ego were in a world of hurt?
โWhatโs your name?โ
Maybe it was because Santana was so cute but Brittany couldnโt help but flirt a little despite herself. Maybe she didnโt want their game to be over just yet. They were both sweaty and flushed, somewhat breathless from all the dancing.ย
โYou need to let it go,โ She teased, watching Santana closely as the woman attempted to regain her composure and act like she was unaffected. โItโs Brittany.โย
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That would be far from the last she saw of Ms.ย Can't Take No For An Answer, even if she had humiliated her.ย
She had never met anyone quite as determined and persistent as Santana Lopez.ย
Apparently, when the Empress of the Universe wanted something, she always got her way and she wasnโt accustomed to being told โNo.โย
Apparently Santana was really into the whole prissy mean girl side of Brittany.
She was also the most obvious person on the face of the planet. Brittany snorted when Tina sent her a link to a new article. The headline was pretty interesting.ย
Santana Lopez Dedicates New Hit Single to Mystery Blonde - Who is โBrittany from The Pussy Cat?โ
A video of her giving Santana a swift knee upward to the vaginal area had gone viral as well.ย
Even Santanaโs hardcore fans were amused by it all.ย
Brittany noticed that Santana had left a bunch of comments on her thirst traps, making it extremely clear what she thought of them. The internet was going crazy making fun of how lusty and obsessed Santana was being but that hadnโt seemed to deter the woman either, despite Brittany ignoring all of her attempts to hit on her.ย
That Brittany S. Pierce must have some Grade A Prime Pussy for Santana to be simping this hard for herโฆย
โJesus Christ, the thirst,โ Tina chuckled as Mike, Marley and Sugar couldnโt stop giggling beside her on the couch in the blondeโs apartment when she showed them her phone screen. They read yet another private message the woman sent to Brittany that was strongly suggesting what she wanted to do with her. โGoddamn. She really wants you.โย
โSheโs just horny for me. Sheโll get over it.โย
Iโm just another conquest for herโฆย
โBe honest, do you think sheโs attractive?โ Sugar asked, raising an eyebrow. โAt all?โย
She had watched all of Santanaโs scenes on Bad Girls Club several times, looked at a bunch of her magazine photoshoots - she figured she needed to do her research, after all - and she even loved her songs that flopped.ย
That didnโt mean anything though. Santana Lopez was just a silly pompous rich girl just like the rest of them.ย
โI mean, if youโre into the whole disgruntled, awkward cat aesthetic maybe. Her upper lip kinda reminds me of a duck.โ She deflected.ย
Everyone laughed as she said this.ย
โYou definitely should stay away from her. I know Santana well and sheโs a total arrogant jerk. She thinks of women as disposable objects.โย
โOh, is she?โ Brittany snorted sarcastically. โThatโs a shocker. Donโt worry, Tina, believe me you donโt have to worry about me falling for her.โย
Brittanyโs apartment was so very pink and decorated in such an eccentric way that most people were a little taken aback when they walked in for the first time.
Eventually, her entire living space became crowded with bouquets of pink flowers Santana had sent to her address. She sent ridiculously expensive jewellery, chocolates, and dresses. Brittany didnโt even know how she figured out all of Brittanyโs favourite colours and things like that but she wasnโt about to get rid of themโฆ she liked expensive gifts.ย
She never responded to any of Santanaโs gifts, knowing it would drive her insane. Santana got her number from Tina and Mike, who were their mutual friends. Truth be told, Tina had always found Santana annoying anyway and they were more like frenemies as that feeling was mutual, so she was happy to assist Brittany in her plan to troll Santana.
Brittany answered Santanaโs calls just enough to toy with her and keep her guessing, then ignored her whenever she felt like it.ย
It was all part of her plan.ย
โWhat am I supposed to do with all of this stuff?โ The blonde whined halfheartedly as Lord Tubbington knocked over the growing pile of chocolate boxes.ย
โYou could send it back if you really donโt want it.โ Mike suggested with a shrug.ย
โI wouldโฆ but pink diamonds are really nice,โ Brittany pouted. โI might need another dress too.โ
โThis almost sounds like one of those sugar daddy type of situations,โ The man shook his head at her, his eyes twinkling with amusement. โIโm not surprised, since itโs you after all.โย
โExcept, she wonโt be getting any sugar.โ Britt winked. Tina smirked at her in agreement, giving her a high five.ย
โYou are the queen of manipulation. Youโre really gonna get this woman to spend herself bankrupt, arenโt you? Yes, Girl. I say, use all the power you have to your advantage. Stress that fuckgirl out. Make her work for it, Britt.ย Make her suffer!โย
Sugar, Marley and Jake fell silent, taken aback by the short, gothic woman. Mike glanced over with a nervous expression as he heard Tinaโs words, followed by her evil cackle.ย
โYouโre torturing the shit out of her! I love it. Get it, Girl.โย
Brittany felt proud.ย
โHey, if she wants all this sheโs gonna have to work for it.โย
โHey, Britt, I think thereโs someone at your door. Must be another delivery from Ms. Egomaniac.โ Sugar chimed in.ย
The tall blonde just shrugged, traipsing over and eventually returning with a new parcel. Brittany blushed reddish pink up to her ears, gasping at a new, skimpy lingerie set that she unwrapped. She held up the light blue, lacy lingerie as her friends began to wolf whistle jokingly and some of them made gagging noises.ย
Against her better judgment, she answered Santanaโs call when that familiar number flashed on her phone a few minutes later.ย
โYouโve got a lot of nerve sending this,โ She sniffed, trying to sound bitchy and cold as she told her off. โDo you really think thatโs appropriate? You horny bastard.โย
Santana was laughing down the line. She was actually laughing, that cheeky bitch.ย
โYou like it, Babe? Gonna put it on and model it just for me, Querida?โ
โI am not yourย Querida.โย
She did like the lingerie a lot but Santana didnโt need to know that. If her ego got any bigger it would probably explode.ย
She hung up before Santana could answer. Deep down, she knew Santana would love that response even more.ย
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New Kid on the Block
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